“would it have killed them to wait til September to have the wedding and get something decent?” / anon, she’s planning on getting pregnant by September if those leaks/blinds are anything to go by. If she keeps to this breakneck schedule, she’ll have successfully stalked, bagged and tagged a prince, completed one item RoyalWedding+tiara, checked off a year’s worth of BRF iconic events, stuck a H&M chicken in her oven and popped it back out… ALL in under two years, then crowned by epic divorce.