You said I could come back and whine when Phillip dies between March 26th and April 10th. Last I heard he’s still kicking. 0-3. You’re not very good at this. Funny enough your cocky and with an attitude about it. Humble yourself.

I did say that. I was beginning to wonder when you were going to show up since you always seem to. And by the way, it should be “you’re cocky” not “your cocky.”

I just said last week that I might be off on my dates, but then here you are.

That’s what people are saying right now. 

I say that what is still possible is:

• Philip passes away
• Wedding gets postponed
• Harry & Megs break up over the summer