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Diana: Does it bother
either of you that Thor straight up tries to murder Captain America in this
movie?

Ian: When? In the woods?

Diana: Yes! Guys,
this is an attempted murder. Thor is fighting Iron Man who is clearly wearing
armor, but then Cap shows up and literally just says, “Let’s stop fighting” and
Thor, having no idea the shield can stop Mjolnir, brings it down right on his
head! We should have a pile of Cap mush.

Andrew: If that had
been a regular shield Thor would have just murdered a man so hard the body
would be unidentifiable.

Ian: It would be
great to see that and then Thor is just like, “What? No! I thought you were all
super strong!”

Diana: Thor’s been to
Earth, he knows we’re mushy.

Ian: Yeah but he’s
been punching Iron Man for like ten minutes.

Diana: Iron Man is in
metal armor, Cap is in spandex! He can see the difference.

Andrew: If it was a
regular shield Cap would have been turned to powder.

Diana: What a dark
movie that would be, if Thor murdered Cap and then they all still had to work
together.

Andrew: No, just credits.
That’s the death of Captain America
and the end of the movie.

Ian: It’s just Loki up
on that mountain cheering, “Woo, I win! Nice work brother!”

– The Hosts of Talk
From Superheroes on The Avengers and Why Thor Should Be More Careful

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