OK so, as usual it’s pretty difficult for me to pick my favorite anything about Sir but…it’s probably the fact that even though he has the status he does, he “doesn’t like to be highnessed.” He just prefers to be called “sir.” So even though he’s managed well enough in his position, he still views himself as any other man, really.
SEA STORY! FUCK YEAH!
OK so this one time, in the Med, it was all dark and shit, and there was some plane(s) shootin’ at Sea Duke’s ship (I forget if they were Italian or the Luftwaffe). So Sea Duke is like “Aw hell nah fuck that noise,” and fools the plane(s) into thinking they shot up his ship by having the crew literally THROW TRASH OVER THE SIDE. JETTISON ALL THE THINGS. LT BAMF ain’t got time for ur shit, Axis Powers, he has a lady with great knorks he has to bang. Anyway, plane fell for it, fucked off, and the crew lived to break other people’s shit another day. FUCK YEAH NAVY.
House of Brat 