What is Lainey sucking up for? Today there was another nauseatingly saccharine article about what MM is doing for women, Americans, the Monarchy, the British, the world, the universe, the gods. It’s insufferable. Do you think at one point she thought she’d get an invite? Did she want to be appointed press secretary?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Nah, Lainey just gets weird crushes on celebs. The weird thing is that she always crushes on the real nutcases like Angie and Mariah. She invariably hates the saner and more professional celebs like Jennifer Gardner.

I knew Meg was a real psycho the instant Lainey started stanning for her. Lainey loooooooooves the psychos. The crazier Meg gets, the more Lainey will stan. Eventually, she’ll start going “yes, Meghan wore a lacy negligee to the Invictus concert and she rubbed her tits all over Justin Trudeau’s face, but that’s  what makes her a precious butterfly and the royal pearl-clutchers can just stuff it because she’s modernizing the royal family and bringing racial justice to the UK one tit smear at a time” just like she does with Mariah.

So true!