Disclaimer: This is a very negative review of the wedding so if you are a H&M stan or just don’t want negativity around don’t read beyond. I am very angry and need this out.
I absolutely hated this wedding. I watched this wedding at 4 pm and was really excited. I was so mad that I just decided to sleep after and not waste time breaking my laptop.
For starters lets remember why I was excited. George and Charlotte. THERE WAS ONLY A SECOND OF THEM. Their trashy media coverage limitation made it difficult to get better angles of the babies and I barely saw their faces. I watched the wedding and I could barely see them. Them on the steps was my favorite part of the wedding. The coverage was so awful that I barely saw Kate another person I was here for. We saw more George and Charlotte and Pippa’s wedding. So disappointed.
Let’s talk about the wedding itself. HORRIFIC. My family members have better weddings than this. The dress was hideous (though like @gabbygrl247 said the veil was beautiful). The creepy smiles when the Archbishop asked if there is any reason they can’t wed. It was cringey. The hand holding and the laughs, just no. The sermon, and music was cheesy and awful.(The Stand By Me, barf). Though I did love the Cello and the music when she walked up the aisle.
The carriage ride was so relevant and desperate. If there was going to be the carriage ride then let me see GEORGE AND CHARLOTTE. Although I think Kate looked gorgeous. She was GALOWING!
THERE WAS NOTHING ROYAL ABOUT THIS WEDDING! I just loved the George and Charlotte part and the one second we got of the Cambridges.
Anyways, Congrats to Harry and Meghan and I hate their faces for the rest of my life.
Same girl, same.
The moms who weren’t bridesmaids but actually kinda was.
The bronzer was too much when she wasnt this dark during rehearsals. Love the skin you’re in girl.
This was more a lifetime/hallmark film than a royal wedding idc how “private” it was suppose to be
As a wedding planner I got the creeps on several parts especially the fucking veil catching onto everything. Did she not practice in it days leading up to it. This was well beyond amateur hour at the church.
House of Brat 