I never understood people believing Harry’s PR back then. He went on more holidays than Bea in 2014. Yet his fans were cheering him as the best thing since sliced bread. I think they must have despised W&K so much that they deliberately turned a blind eye to all of Harry’s missteps. Who he is now is who he’s always been. I don’t get why anyone’s surprised. That like some Trump voters complaining about Trump now. I mean, Hello!, Trump’s tomfoolery has been there all along.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It was a huge PR drive! It was very convincing!!

This is what we (I’m using the first person plural because I wasn’t a hard core Harry fan but I was still taken in by his pr) were smoking. I’m going to go in rough chronological order from May 2015 through December 2015

Yes, he left the army in 2015, but first they gave him a massive send-off with a big Australia tour and haka dances and crap.

http://time.com/3857045/prince-harry-haka-dance-new-zealand/

And they set up his new “Hero Harry” persona with stories like this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3084091/Harry-royal-CROCODILE-wrestler-Amazing-pictures-daredevil-Harry-catching-3m-maneater-emerge-rangers-tell-Prince-stayed-really-calm.html

Yes, that looks fake as shit, but we wanted to believe!

And he got his KVCO, giving him formal “granny approval.”

https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2015/06/05/Prince-Harry-receives-knighthood-for-services-to-his-grandmother-Queen-Elizabeth/4231433519178/

And he had a tea party with Michelle Obama to announce the US Invictus Games.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3124845/Michelle-Obama-mother-two-daughters-fly-Britain-meet-Prince-Harry-tea-Number-10.html

And he supposedly left the Army to join “the front lines of conservation” and fight poaches and stuff. It was all very exciting.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-harry/11686879/Prince-Harry-leaves-the-Army-today-and-will-fly-to-Africa-for-three-months-on-the-front-line-of-conservation.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2997989/Harry-s-gap-year-30-Prince-quits-Army-spend-summer-Africa-searches-job.html

Yes, this sounds ridiculous now that we know that he was actually romancing Soho House z-listers on these Africa trips, but at the tie this didn’t sound so far-fetched. After all, he had just left the Army supposedly because he loved the front lines but not the desks. It kind of made sense when they framed it that way.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-harry/11476964/Prince-Harry-whatever-he-does-next-hell-make-us-proud.html

Oh, and he posed with baby rhinos! This, btw, was in Namibia where is apparently honeymooning now. LOLOLOLOLOL.

https://people.com/royals/prince-harry-africa-conservation-trip-photo/

He even grew a beard for additional truthiness and they had pretty much every  charity in Africa validating his trip.

He was supposedly “riding with helicopter teams” and saving rhinos.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3157615/Harry-tusk-warrior-War-veteran-Prince-line-fighting-ivory-poachers-helicopter-team-Namibian-national-park.html

And the pr was truly over the top.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-harry/11492797/Africas-wildlife-needs-your-help-Prince-Harry.html

No, I am not kidding when I say over the top. He was supposedly shooting poachers and maybe flying helicopters. They were uncertain about the helicopters part.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3190584/Shootout-Crocodile-River-Harry-joins-war-poachers-Prince-battling-gangs-criminals-wielding-rifles-machetes.html

Then on his return to England he got the WWII veterans flypast, and that cute pic with the elderly pilot that he “gave up” his plane for. I remember a rumor going around that he had been grounded for goofing around on the planes and that he wasn’t actually able to fly, but the story was so cute, I wanted to believe it. Now I’m thinking he really was grounded, which would explain why they were so unclear about the helicopters in Africa part. 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3235036/Prince-Harry-celebrates-turning-31-Battle-Britain-flypast-sporting-scruffy-facial-hair.html

I think the “grounded” rumors were based on this very basic mistake he made during the fly-by.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/605332/Prince-Harry-stopped-crossing-runway-Battle-of-Britain

Oh, wow, I just realized that that article says that he was always due to fly as a passenger. The “giving up his seat” story was absolute bs then.

But moving on, he was supposedly getting back together with Chelsy!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3225731/Prince-Harry-ex-Chelsy-Davy-thinking-giving-relationship-chance-secret-tryst-African-jungle.html

Or maybe with Cress.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3239044/Prince-Harry-attends-Rugby-World-Cup-launch-party-day-emerged-celebrated-birthday-old-flame-Cressida-Bonas.html

And he got to open the Rugby World Cup with a cute video:

https://www.smh.com.au/sport/rugby-union/prince-harry-opens-rugby-world-cup-at-twickenham-with-video-cameo-20150919-gjqavh.html

And he was supposedly returning  to the Army as a civilian volunteering with disabled military personnel.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-harry/11476964/Prince-Harry-whatever-he-does-next-hell-make-us-proud.html

And he got a South Africa tour and opened up orphan centers in Diana’s memory and danced and stuff.

https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/prince-harry-unveil-diana-hall-lesotho-honour-his-late-mother-princess-diana-1530531

https://people.com/royals/prince-harry-reunited-with-friend-at-african-center-honoring-princess-diana/

He even gave Desmond Tutu an award.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/478584/Prince-Harry-hero-Desmond-Tutu-peace-award

There were cracks in the facade, of course. He was flirting with Jenna Coleman at the Audi polo in June, and he got drunk after England was defeated in the rugby cup (disappointing a whole bunch of Aussies who were convinced after his down under tour that Australia was “the country he never had.”) The reunion with Chelsy never happened and neither did the volunteer work with the Recovery Capability Program (I think maybe he showed up once?). He also missed Charlotte’s birth and christening.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/143688/dr-woo/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3259750/Prince-Harry-drowns-sorrows-pal-Guy-Pelly-Princess-Eugenie-watching-England-s-World-Cup-defeat-Australia.html

Oh, and it turned out he spent the holidays partying with Cara Delevigne and Margot Robbie.

https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/latest/news/a13906/prince-harry-cara-delevingne-sienna-miller-holiday-party/

But it was all buried under elephant pics and pilot jumpsuits and kid hugs. he even released “personal photos” on the KP instagram in December to cap off the drive.

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/prince-harry-issues-call-action-shares-personal-photos/story?id=35536615

And the pic with the elderly pilot was his 2015 Christmas card.

https://us.hellomagazine.com/royalty/2015122228934/prince-harry-christmas-card-2015/

This was well done.

It was a looooooooong pr campaign (nine months!) and it was masterfully done. Yeah, now we can look back on it and laugh our heads off because this Hero Harry person is nothing like 2018 Harry. Would this person hang out at Soho House? Would this person fall for Meghan Markle? Would this person now look as if he can’t take a step without a pat and a burp from Mummy 2.0? Aren’t the elephant and crocodile pics suspiciously similar to the James Bond pics after the wedding? Isn’t the whole thing eerily similar to Meghan’s current “savior” press?

I’m not surprised we were all fooled. 

BTW, remember this “running into an old teacher” scene in New Zealand? It was redone with Meghan during the carriage drive.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3078036/Prince-Harry-reunited-New-Zealand-school-teacher.html

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meghan-markles-adorable-reaction-after-12572745

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