Fashion roadkill – that is brilliant. And yeah that article is a throw MM under the bus but also a call for more “youthful” designers to send her their stuff and pay her to wear it. At 37 she is a tad pushing the “youthful” vibe. But hey since the classic Audrey Hepburn look did not work for her she’ll try something else. So we saw her in a more “youthful” pair of capri’s from the 90’s today at day 2 of polo. You know any 20 somethings who wear capri’s? I don’t. PT 1

Pt 2 But the real problem is not just her fashion roadkill look it is her numbers. They are non existent – she is not catching the public’s interest. Can’t cure that either. The other problem is the extravagant wardrobe pr that is now everywhere – no designer wants to be associated with a controversial figure and MM’s extravagant ways is controversy not to mention the threat of “revelations” that is rumored to be happening soon. She could become untouchable.

Well, “fashion roadkill” actually comes from an episode of Sex and the City, so I can’t take credit for it. It seems completely appropriate in this situation though. 

I know people keep on saying capris for the pants, but I always think of capris being a little loose and not completely body hugging. What she’s wearing just looks like tight jeans that are too short. Maybe it looks better close up, but I doubt it. 

I’m curious to see what she wears on Thursday though. It’s make or break for her in the fashion realm these next several days. I would bet that she’s about to become untouchable after this next month, but we’ll see.