anonymoushouseplantfan:

So I had some time on my hands… LOL

Legend: PeptoBismolishPeach™ for Meg (y’know, trooping outfit, the Nurse Ratched penchant for colour schemes) and BabyBlue™ for Kate (‘cause girl sure likes her blue).

About: Number of times they’ve mentioned SpecificShit™.

Notes: Please to note that Meg’s Foreword™ consists of roughly 17 paragraphs and 5 pointless bullet points spread over 3 pages. Kate’s was a total of 1 page and 4 paragraphs. So… with that in mind…

Personal NonScientific™ Comments™: HRH THE DUCHESS OF SUSSEX™©® 7 goshdarned times? REALLY?!? Necessary? Also were 2½ pages of LiquidLiteraryBowelmovements™,  TrèsNécessaire™ Meghàn? I mean, RLY?

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Thanks for sending this in!