Submitted: Word salad! LITERALLY #wordsallad

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Sweet salty pickled cheetos! Wakey wakey Houseplantfan. It’s a COOKBOOK! Her big charity unveil is a FRIGGIN COOKBOOK and her contribution is a photoshoot and a 3-page FORESALAD excuse for a foreword. THREE PAGES of word salad ABOUT HERSELF!

LOL Omg you couldn’t make this underwhelming shit up. Not to mention the proceeds go to, “help support communities through cooking and sharing food” That is the shadiest excuse for an explanation as to where the profits will go I’ve seen in a long time. And slapped RIGHT on the cover of the book. So the money will go to mentally and physically scarred people without permanent housing cooking? Okay Meg. Cool. LOL. ½ assed doesn’t even cover this wreckage.

Oh, and another personal favourite of mine. On every freaking page, there’s this, “Copyright: HRH The Duchess of Sussex. Must be accompanied by the following credit…” etc featured prominently. She copyright-stamped all 3 word salad pages. Shit. You. Not. That’s so petty. Normally the © is spelled out on the last page, for any foreword ©s I’ve seen in my academic lifetime. And they’ve been sparse. Because, wow how increadibly petty and in this case more Tig™ than ROYAL. And also note the scathing IRONY of a person who used to take enormous copyright infringement liberties with her Tig™ and Instagram, now DonaldTrumping™©® herself on every itty bitty thing that comes out of her. THIS IS SO AMUSING!  LOL

(KUWTBD has the full 3 pages up btw)

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Mio posted al three pages too. I wonder if Meghan will sue him?

I’m baffled by the purpose of this project. At first I thought that the money would go to the survivors to help then relive their life, but, no. It’s going to the kitchen so it can expand to seven days a week and to similar projects. Isn’t the ultimate goal to have people NOT need the kitchen because they have their homes? Are the Grenfell survivors still living in hotels? If so, shouldn’t they be helping them to move into homes? Are they expecting to stay homeless forever? Is that why they need the community kitchen open every day? Shouldn’t that be a national scandal?