How do yo think this tour is going to go? Megsy needs constant attention constant self aggrandizement – so at the very least it should be a narc show. But what is your feeling on the tour?

I expect Megs to be merching every day with a different outfit and possibly different outfits per day. Probably lots of Givenchy. Dark colors. Probably no local designers at all. But Birks merchandise galore. 

I suspect the first week (Oct 16th to 21st) will be okay. From Oct 22nd to the end I expect there to be some problems, likely visible tension between the two. 

A key thing to remember is that Harry has done a tour before, so he knows what it’s like to be in front of the public and press for multiple days consecutively. Meghan does not.  

By Oct 22nd, they’ll have been on tour for a week and established how Megs will look and things will go. I would expect negative press articles to start after they’ve been on tour for awhile. So if Megs is dressing £10k per day, then surely there will be an article by the 22nd. I think it’s also key to remember that the Australian press does not bend to the complaints of the royal family like the UK press does. 

And this notion that Megsy is pregnant… I don’t believe she’s pregnant currently, but I think she desperately wants people to believe she is. If she was actually pregnant, she’d be showing off that bump with tight clothing. I have no doubt about that. She would have multiple articles written about it so that she could brag about being indisputably preggers. Her famewhore self would not hide it.

That said, it wouldn’t surprise me if Megs did not show up to some of the engagements in Fiji and Tonga, NOT because she’s pregnant but for some other bullshit excuse such as “exhaustion” or something. Which might actually be because she and Harry aren’t getting along and need space away from each other. And this would be terrible for the tour. I don’t know why people are kidding themselves that Meghan taking a break from activities on the tour would be a good thing. The dunderheads are supposed to be representing Her Majesty The Queen and the UK Foreign Office while abroad on this tour. It is not an occasion to slough off duties because you don’t feel like doing them. 

But believe me, if her ass can’t show up, the Australian press and probably the UK press will start wondering why she’s a royal.