All we are getting on this tour is the two teenagers walking around holding hands and talking to people. They never do anything. They were supposed to clean the beach. They didn’t. No nice clothes to look at. W and K gave us gorgeous vistas not these two. 16 days of looking at her non existent baby bump and his bald spot?
Yep, I’m seriously wondering what all their pr people are doing. Is it a vacation for them? KP usually has three paragraphs in their press releases detailing (i) the charity, (ii) what they do and how, (iii) a short comments from the charity leader and one of the participants talking about the effectiveness of the charity, and (iv) something linking the charity with the royals’ interests. That stuff then ends up on all the articles. Yes, it usually ends up at the bottom of the articles after all the clothing and cute pic/anecdote info, but it’s usually there. This time the charities barely get a mention.
I’ve given up trying to figure out what the Formula 1 kids were doing (some kind of after school program?). It looked interesting and I wanted to know more, but there was no info anywhere.
This is what they put out about the beach cleanup (I’m using People Mag because Simon Perry is the king of copy-paste)
No beach cleanup happened, and the anecdote with the participant was all about how awesome Harry was.
House of Brat 