Meghan Markle Style: The Good, the Bad and The Ugly.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Well, that’s it for their engagements, so let’s break down what we’ve got from Meghan so far. I’m going to get the shortest section of this post out of the way first, so the best looks go first and the total fug goes last.

THE GOOD

Engagement photocall. I know I laughed at the bathrobe pics, but now I think this is possible her BEST looks of all. Yes, the shoes were dirty, the hair and make-up was meh, and the Deal or No Deal pose was unintentionally hilarious, but it’s the only one of her pics that is still in heavy rotation, and, in retrospect, it was probably the best one of all. This was her “I’m trying to be a royal, y’all” look and it wasn’t a total failure.

It was also the one pic that her press unabashedly liked. After this came out, they started calling her “style icon in waiting.” LOLOLOL, little did they know what was coming up. 

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/meghan-markle-style-icon-waiting-1061974

Other good ones:

It didn’t fit and she failed the dress code and the hat looked like a pimple on her head, but she did manage to look like she at least tried to look like a royal. This was a 100% repliKate fail, but, at least she tried.

Dumpy, frumpy and it made her look like she was a thousand years old, but this Sophie cosplay was appropriate.

The shoes didn’t match and wtf with the juvenile astrology purse, but the hair was relatively neat and she looked appropriate, which is no surprise since she was channeling Letizia.

I think that’s it for the Good. These were her most successful looks. They were appropriate and her hair was relatively well styled. They were all uninspired and based on well-established royal looks, but there’s nothing wrong with that. If Meghan just downloaded Letizia’s wardrobe and faithfully copied from here on, she’d do fine. 

Unfortunately, she isn’t doing that, which means she’s still susceptible to mess ups like this one.

This was fine and it kind of looked like a Kate dress. Even with the slut strands and Deal or No Deal pose (what is it with that show, it’s like she can’t shake off the training of something) this should have been an okay look for her.

Unfortunately, it turned into this:

http://people.com/style/meghan-markle-black-halo-dress-worn-by-kim-kardashian-blake-lively-and-more-celebs/

And 

https://us.hola.com/en/fashion/gallery/2018042011809/meghan-markle-black-halo-dress-celebrity-favorite/2/

I think the Halo dress perfectly summed up Meghan ‘s efforts to develop her royal “brand.” It’s amazing how well she fits into People’s red carpet celeb slideshow. You can hardly tell that she was attending a diplomatic receptions and not the opening of a box office bomb.

She tried to go for a repliKate, and ended wearing Kim Kardashian’s 2007 dress. No matter how hard she tried, somehow she always managed to slide back into generic celebrity style.

Okay, that’s it for this post. I’m afraid Tumblr is going to eat the posts up so I’ll to the Bad and the Ugly in other posts.

nyc, we know that mm visits and reads these blogs so that she can get her next idea of whatever she’s planning. JD knows her IP address and the style of writing. she also has a twitter account under the name “windsor”. The style of writing is the same as lisa ling. She’s also rinse and repeat on DM comments. again the style of writing is the same

nycrealroyal:

It isn’t Meghan coming on here, but someone close to her. Except for Lisa Ling (it was herself) the others are or copycats or ‘her army’. It isn’t her anymore. 😘

1 Why did you believe they werent serious at IG? She wore husband blouse for god sakes. They seemed to be making their intentions pretty clear. 2 Why did you say they would never get married, what changed? 3 When was the last time they saw each other before IG?

nycrealroyal:

1 Why did you believe they werent serious at IG? –> Because they had several arguments pre games and during! The name of her shirt got nothing to do with nothing! If it was a custom T-Shirt saying “We will get married!”, then it could be something! I said that on December 2016, when they broke up and she was escorted until the airport by his dad’s RPO. They got back together and after Jamaica the talks about getting married gained full force. They started to see each other every 1-2 ½ weeks. Answered previously.

If she was escorted to the airport in 2016, which I would imagine means there was a huge issue, then : 1. How did she manage to weasel her way back in? 2. Did she really get caught taking pictures in a restricted area of KP? 3. There was a DM commentator who (can’t remember but he/she used initials and seemed like an insider) spilled the pics in restricted places info.

nycrealroyal:

If she was escorted to the airport in 2016, which I would imagine means there was a huge issue, then –> It was huge! Harry caught her taking pics at KP in private areas. Their fight was loud. PoW went there and told her to pack because she was leaving in one way or another. Harry said that he could handle her, PoW and Harry argued loud. Shit got ugly. I posted about this. Harry is a moron! 🤬 He called her and went to Toronto, before Jamaica. Yes. He/She read on here! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 😘

– “Hey NYC. Why is Harry marrying her? The truth? No other option” – What do you mean? Harry can’t find a wife? Really? He’s only 34, there is still time. And if he is infertile, then clearly there’s no rush to have kids. Please, if you can, clarify your reply. What do you mean “no other option”? Thanks.

nycrealroyal:

No other option. First, he was starting to face pressure from his family, friends and British press (Oh, British press). Second, none if his previous girlfriends, friends with benefits, one night stands, platonic interests and so on, was willing to have a “maybe aisle” relationship with him. So, he didn’t have an option (woman). Before it starts, nobody wants to face the British press scrutiny 24/7 365 days/year. I feel sorry for him, I truly do. He lost his mom too young, his dad was having an affair (actually 3 – Camila, Tiggy and Kanga (sp check), was raised by nannies (one of the Tiggy), his dad and grandma were accused of being responsible for Diana’s death, the butler talking shit about his parents all over the place, his life monitored 24/7 by a bunch if strangers that got nothing to do with him…probably I forgot a lot….I mean it isn’t easy! I feel sorry for the whole lot! 😘

What is real reason for the engagement and wedding — blackmail; or is it ‘ he was overcome by sheer lust’; or is egoistical, arrogant and stupid ‘am in love with her’, or did they think they are out to conquer the world and emerge as a power duo? This aspect has never been clarified with certainty on any blog.

nycrealroyal:

What is real reason for the engagement and wedding – blackmail –> Emotional blackmail. I think he actually started to ‘meet’ her on December/2017 This is a plus. She thinks. He knows the deal. 🤣🤣😵😘

She certainly got a type…

nycrealroyal:

nycrealroyal:

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Meghan and Joe got the same age. Their entirely relationship was of 2 years, before she went to Argentina. Their marriaged lasted for a week. It was annulled in court (Illinois). Yes, a marriage can be annulled if both sides are in agreement. And probably in court they said that it was a mistake. The judge probably got pissed due their irresponsibility, annulled and period. A ‘similar’ famously known ‘shortmarriage’ happened with Britney Spears.

She certainly got a type…

What’s the inside scoop on Harry’s posh circle and their views of Smeggy and Sparkle in general. Come on give us the juicy info lol. Pretty please?

nycrealroyal:

They are not supporting him. But since the majority is 👇🏻 they don’t care, do not talk about, simply forgot that he is their friend, at least Harry thought so. 😘

Unfortunately it’s times like this where Harry needs his friends so that he’s getting other opinions to listen to. He needs to hear/get feedback from people who have known him a long time.

“”I’m not the important one” he said looking very sad”- My god is he pathetic. He’s so obsessed with not being overshadowed that he’s willing to sacrifice all his ethics and dignity just so he can play press games with a woman who promised him the spotlight if he was willing to play dirty – Hollywood style. I don’t know how his family and old friends can stomach him. Perhaps they’ll get lucky and Meghan will convince him to ditch them, as the next phase of the couple’s world domination strategy.

nycrealroyal:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

AND EVERYBODY KNOWS IT.

That’s the most amazing part of this. The reporters, the photographers, everyone has known this. They’ve known his pr is fake. They know his an insecure little shit with a crippling fear of losing the spotlight. They know all of this,

And they’ve all been playing this weird privacy kabuki with him. He pretends to be private and they pretend to chase him and meanwhile there are leaks and posed pap pic everywhere.

And they all know what this relationship is all about. She desperately wanted to be Di 2.0, and he desperately wanted a new mummy, and they both wanted endless press. Voilá, they get hitched and get press forever.

👍🏻

Meghan Markle ‘found her wedding florist on Google’

motherofbulldogs:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh my god, this wedding. She found the photogropher on Insta, the cake through her crap blog and the florist through Google.

I can’t with her “she’s a total mess but that just makes her relatable” press drive. Ugh.

“Despite being the preferred supplier for public and private events hosted by Kensington Palace, Craddock was said to have been stunned when she was contacted by a representative for the royals and informed she had been chosen.”

So, KP regularly contracts with this florist, but MM found her…

Meghan Markle ‘found her wedding florist on Google’

thecambridgees:

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are very pleased to share two photographs of Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis, taken by The Duchess at Kensington Palace.

This image was taken on 2nd May, on Princess Charlotte’s third Birthday.

This image of Prince Louis was taken by The Duchess of Cambridge at Kensington Palace on 26th April.

The Duke and Duchess would like to thank members of the public for their kind messages following the birth of Prince Louis, and for Princess Charlotte’s third birthday.

royal-confessions:

“‘Kate doesn’t go enough engagements’ LOL can we talk about the duchess of Cornwall aka Camilla who hardly does any engagements and she will be queen consort very soon? I’m pretty sure Catherine does more engagements than her but people still have the nerve to criticise her. She has three young children-what’s Camilla’s excuse?“ – Submitted by Anonymous

anakinskywalk:

The FIRST ORDER reigns. Having decimated the peaceful Republic, Supreme Leader Snoke now deploys his merciless legions to seize military control of the galaxy. Only General Leia Organa’s band of RESISTANCE fighters stand against the rising tyranny, certain that Jedi Master Luke Skywalker will return and restore a spark of hope to the fight. But the Resistance has been exposed. As the First Order speeds toward the rebel base, the brave heroes mount a desperate escape… Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi (2017)