Why do y’all spend precious minutes out of your lives hating someone who doesn’t know that you exist? She’s secured her price, baby & finally diversified what was a racist royal family bloodline. I mean, do what makes you happy but this is a waste of time that won’t change anything and makes y’all seem super bitter and maybe a bit jealous. Picking holes because you think you can do it better but if it was for you, you would have & be with the prince. Try being nice & tolerant for once, please?

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royal-confessions:

ā€œMeghan needs to chill with her spendings. She’s behaving like a typical new money who goes overboard now that she married up. And spare me the stupid crap that these clothes are her own purchases pre-marriage because we barely see her wearing the top A-list brands like Givenchy or Dior before she became a royal. She couldn’t afford wearing these pieces reguarly even with her actress earnings (which couldn’t be much compared to other real A-listers). The fact that she reguarly wears non British designers just makes it look even worse.ā€œ – Submitted by Anonymous

Tonga sprayed an unspecified chemical on The Queen’s Canopy for the honeymooning conservationists piece of mind. Couldn’t she have stayed in Australia?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I’m dying because they don’t want to say Naled. it’s a highly controversial spray.

Yeah, it’s highly toxic and dangerous to pregnant women.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2018/10/27/tonga-cleared-rainforest-mosquitoes-ahead-duchess-sussexs-visit/

Whoa! Roya Nikkah reporting Kensington Palace will split into two separate courts!!??? Guess we know what the Cambridges thought of this tour!!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

This has been in the works for a while. I was wondering why they were only doing fundraisers for Sentebale and keeping the Grenfell money. Now we know.

That Enty blind is absolutely amazing in light of this. They Ā are CHARGING the charities and putting the money in their own foundation? Wow.

jasonsvoorheees:

FILM RECS FOR HALLOWEEN: 27. Sleepy Hollow (1999)

Doctor Lancaster, Reverend Steenwyck, Notary Hardenbrook, and Magistrates Philipse, who tried to cut and run, and lost his head. Four frightenedĀ men, arguing on the very night Magistrate Philipse was killed. There’s a conspiracy here. The doctor, the reverend, the notary, and the magistrate. What is the secret that unites them? Magistrate Philipse knew there were five bodies to four graves, knew the widow was pregnant, but would not tell me the name of the father. What does this point to? We must proceed by a process of elimination. I shall make a list of every man and woman in Sleepy Hollow, starting with their chief citizen, Baltus Van Tassel. I feel we’re getting very close.

“Well, technically Kate’s birth time isn’t officially known, apparently/supposedly a friend of Will & Kate’s gave an astrologer her birth time so that a compatibility chart could be done as a wedding gift. That birth time is 7 pm/1900, which is what most people go with now.”- Kate’s grandfather (Peter Middleton) told an interviewer that she was born in the afternoon. She I doubt it was 7 pm.

Meh. There is also no proof that Kate’s grandfather was telling the truth or remembered accurately. A birth certificate would be necessary to prove or disprove the 19:00 birth time, and it’s highly doubtful anyone will get their hands on something like that. Regardless, western astrologers have accepted it. It is given a Rodden Rating ofĀ ā€œA.ā€Ā You can read the source notes behind the 19:00 time here.

I think the 19:00 time works quite well from a Vedic astrology standpoint. Kate became engaged in October 2010. This coincides nicely with the beginning of her Mercury mahadasha in December 2010. Given that Mercury is in her 7th house and is in a parivartana yoga (mutual exchange) with her 7th house lord Saturn, this seems to be an accurate timing in her life.

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Also, in her navamsha (marriage) chart, her 7th house is ruled by Leo, which is ruled by the Sun. The Sun is a karaka (indicator) of royalty, and it is placed in the 10th house (government, career). So, I would also take this as an indication that the 7 pm time is correct.Ā 

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What’s up House of Brat this is Eclipse. You might be surprised why I’m posting an asked on your Blog. Long story short, I decided to part ways from Felix. Quick question do you know anyone who doesn’t walk a tight rope when it comes to the royals or anyone in high positions? In other words somebody who is not scared to say it like it is. They take the facts and come to a reasonable conclusion. The Truth. Do you know anybody on tumblr or wordpress? A True Hero? October 26, 2018 Friday- Eclipse

I’m not sure I have the answer to what you’re looking for. I think Houseplant calls them as she sees them, but I don’t know if her point of view is what you’re looking for.

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She is not wearing her engagement ring LOL. So funny the excuse was because she is pregnant, and yet she wore that wedding band and please she is not 9 months pregnant for her fingers to swell that much. Her stans are really crazy with all their excuses. Plus Kate never removed her engagement ring even 9 months in as far as I know. I have a feeling this is deliberate.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She’s really not wearing it? LOL, I wonder if it has anything to do with Harry’s new fight with the security team.Ā 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6314891/Prince-Harry-expected-demand-debrief-Meghans-security-scare.html

Yup, she’s really not wearing her engagement ring. I was a out to joke that her sugars will say it’s cos her fingers are pregnant swollen, but according to your anon they really are saying that! Loool! Then why is she still wearing her wedding ring? Lol. You know she’s not wearing to deliberately so we can all talk and speculate and keep her name in the the press. More PR antics. She’s very transparent.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, we’re going to now get articles about why it’s totally normal that she’s not wearing her engagement ring.Ā 

Besides the occasional wardrobe mishap (tags anyone) this is the MOST boring tour EVER!!!! This is why MM PR-vomit isn’t working in her favor too much! Then we have Kate who literally has shown up a handful of times and we’re all like šŸ¤—šŸ˜„ Lol we’re all waiting for some big implosion of the tour and it’s basically random smelly farts, same ol same ol, hold hands, greet ppl, baby bump, no baby bump, rinse and repeat šŸ˜’

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Rebecca English has a couple of cute videos, but yes, it’s been a snooze fest.

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1055603278132723712

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1055601135317336064

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1055569265439490049

And this is a great Invictus story:

https://twitter.com/johnjdanks/status/1055028670815862784

https://wwos.nine.com.au/news/invictus-games-mark-ormrod-breastroke-gold/c81f2239-24c5-4424-a1e6-9e0fa586237e

Invictus has actually had a ton of inspiring moments. I wish they weren’t being overshadowed by Meghan and Harry’s clown show.

https://twitter.com/travelsonabike/status/1054042656488255488

https://www.invictusgames2018.org/latest/helicopter-triggers-emotional-scenes-at-wheelchair-tennis/

https://www.invictusgames2018.org/latest/helicopter-triggers-emotional-scenes-at-wheelchair-tennis/

https://twitter.com/ABCTV/status/1055406225221857282

https://twitter.com/RogerEston/status/1055591110167298048

We have only talked about Zika, but doesnt any of these places requires any vacine? If so, the irresposability started away before. Or would she have done it as soon as they married? I doubt. I remember a forum discussion if Kate would go to the Malaysia tour bc she would have to take medication and would probably be trying to get pregnant, but they went on tour and the pregnancy came after.

motherofbulldogs:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I have no idea what the vaccine requirements are.

There is no vaccine for Zika anyways.

Can you explain Meghan’s Mirror? Does Kate have something like this? Is it actually a style watcher who knows everything or is she getting fed the info from JM or MM? She always has exactly what MM is wearing almost instantaneously. How is this not blatant merching and why is that ok? Is it not really true that they royals can’t accept loaners? Is that another protocol that doesn’t really exist?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

MM is a copy of What Kate Wore and the other Kate fashion blogs. The owner also runs a Kate blog and she had interviewed Meghan as part of a blog business meet up or something like that. There’s a screenshot of an FB post she posted about it two or three years ago (sorry, I don’t have it, but maybe one of the other blogs does). As soon as the relationship with PH came out theyĀ ā€œhad a feeling that it was seriousā€ and poured money into a new blog. Meghan had aĀ ā€œmeeting with lawyersā€ around that time. Make of that what you will.

Everyone thinks they get their info from Jess. They are now saying that they get their info from Hello! Canada and IĀ don’t think they realize that everyone knows that’s Jess. No one knows what the deal really is. It’s ridiculous and pitiful, but it is what it is.

KP has repeatedly said that they do not accept freebies or loaners. People have long suspected that they do get discounts. As far as I can tell, there is no law or rule applying to this. It seems to be justĀ ā€œprotocol.ā€ That likely means that Meghan and Harry are paying as much attention to it as they pay to the otherĀ ā€œprotocols.ā€

Enty also had this blind:

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/08/blind-items-revealed-3_6.html

I used to get really excited about the merching, but now I’m allĀ ā€œLOLOL, nothing matters.ā€Ā They did a car ad on their wedding day! Harry’s merching Givenchy and Club Monaco!! Their entire freaking existence is a big Soho House sponsorship!!!!!!!

These two tacky sunglasses-selling famewhoring rent-a-royals aren’t going to be reprimanded by anyone. All we can do is sit back, enjoy the show, and wait for the inevitable taxpayer-funded Transitions lenses ad to appear.

Modern House Words from Westeros

ofriverlands:

House Lannister: Back the Fuck Off

House Tully: Do the Right Thing

House Stark: Never forgive. Never Forget. Pack a sweater.

House Baratheon: Entitlement and Stubbornness go well together, don’t you think?

House Arryn: You are all beneath me.

House Frey: You Shall Not Pass.

House Targaryen: Burn, Motherfuckers.

House Martell: We want no part in this.

House Tyrell: Won’t Stop. Can’t Stop.

House Greyjoy: Give me that thing. I want it.

Submitted: CDAN Podcast

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

CDAN/Enty has a podcast, and he did a short episode about MM.Ā  I typed out what he said.Ā  I paraphrased a bit, and left out some non-relevant stuff.

Here it is:

This one is about MMand how she made it from a pay-to-play kind of person to a Duchess. I know that John Doe was worried for a while because it’s obvious that MM or at least somebody close to MM reads the site and reads the blind items and then passes them along on to her just because of the reactions.Ā  Then they try and get tabloids, or through other means, and to say that they’re going to come after – but you can’t come after the truth.Ā  You can’t.Ā  And to me there’s nothing to be ashamed about, that she did that; a lot of people come to LA and do they do it.Ā  And she kind of… I don’t want to say the admitted it, but she at least kind of talked about it in her secret diary of hers.Ā  Do you know the one I’m talking about?Ā  She used to have a blog that she started in 2010.Ā 

Now what was she doing in 2010 on tv?Ā  She had been on Deal or No Deal in 2006/2007, and now she’s in 2010 as an actress… what is she doing?Ā  She’s doing day parts: CSI Miami; Get Him To the Greek; The Candidate (which was a short film which means she did for somebody as a favour and nobody ever saw it); The Boys and Girls Guide To Getting Down (that was in 2011).. But she started this in 2010.Ā  She’s doing like everybody else does in LA when you’re starting; you work when you can, you do these commercials, you do these one-offs and you hope that your show gets picked up.Ā 

And what do you do in the meantime to make money?Ā  Well, a lot of people wait tables. According to MM though she didn’t do any of that stuff: Ā ā€œI don’t wait tables, I don’t have a side job.Ā  I’m in the club of the fortunate few that somehow make a living playing dress-up.Ā  When it’s good its f-ing awesome. The other 300+ days its harder than most think.Ā  Humbling, gruelling, sometimes mind-numbing; but at the end of the day it’s all worth it.ā€Ā  On twitter to promote it she said ā€œCome read about the girl with the magical boobs.Ā  Come read about sex, lots of sex.ā€

You’re not making a living with those five credits I mentioned from 2010.Ā  I’m sorry you’re not.Ā  You’re going to make like $600-$1000.. Are you making a living off of $5000 a year?Ā  No, and you have had anything really paying decent… and Deal or No Deal is good steady work, but you’re going getting paid $20,000/week, you’re getting paid scale.. and you’re paid game show scale which is even less than scale. So that’s how MM was earning in 2006/2007; and that came straight from another suitcase person on the show.Ā  They would go out, and they would find some rich guys and they preferred the sugar baby route…There’s no shame in that; you do you… Don’t later on in life pretend you were something else when you weren’t.Ā  And that’s why the deal or no deal person came to me…

What really made me mad: The story about the guy who originally set her up with the pay-for-play date with PH is being kicked out of PH’s life because she’s afraid that he’s gonna find someone else to mess around with because that guy finds women like her.Ā  It wasn’t PH’s first time to that rodeo.Ā  Pay for discretion.

[…She was making money on Suits.. She didn’t get paid much in 2011 when Suits started, and she was living in two countries…]Ā 

What it does when you go on Suits is it gets you a little more name and visual recognition.Ā  People know who you are… you can raise your rates.Ā 

John Doe was so freaked out that the Palace was going to sue him.

From Nov 23 2016 revealed on Dec 6 2016: Paid her ex $50,000 to stay quiet about dates and timelines.Ā  Her friends are all selling damaging information to the tabloids.Ā  There’s that whole dossier.Ā  Apparently some nude photos and a sex tape.. Can you image a MM sex tape?

Scam: She gets clothes from her friends in North America for free, but then she tells PC how much the clothes cost and then splitting the cash with her friends.Ā  She’s just pocketing it which I guess will be great for her drug vacation here later.Ā  For her little coke and booze party.

(Rihanna and PH)

MM threw her potential sister-in-law under the bus by telling her gossip columnist bff a story.Ā  They do not like each-other, but they pretend. (Kate and MM)

Chef ex was going to come out and say that MM only broke up with him and the ex confronted her about dating PH and it was only then that she moved out.Ā  He was also going to saw that as a payment she hooked up with the guy that introduced her to PH, which she also did while living with the Ex.Ā  So the guy that arranged the pay-to-play with PH had himself a sample; and maybe that’s another reason why she would want him to leave.Ā  I wonder if he ever told PH.Ā  Oct 20 2017 BI#3.

April 19 2018.Ā  Hooked up with Brett Ratner during her Deal or No Deal days for free.Ā 

May 3 2018.Ā  Harvey. I don’t think she would admit to that.Ā  Do you really want a part that badly?Ā 

There’s a picture of her in Europe… She did some proper yachting when she got the suits gig.Ā  That’s how she got involved with the guy that set her up with PH.Ā  He was a middle man for Europe.Ā  She wasn’t having a quickie for $200 in some guy’s apartment in LA anymore; this was the big time.Ā  She was in Toronto, and it’s really easy to hop on a flight on a Friday night and go over there for the weekend.Ā  Look at all the pictures over there.Ā  She was making a decent living on Suits, don’t get me wrong.Ā  But you get paid by the episode and there weren’t a lot of episodes.Ā  Plus she’s paying taxes in Canada and the USA, and she’s paying an agent and a manager and she’s taking these trips every weekend? Please.Ā  Yeah, she’s making more money than Instagram models but she wanted more.Ā 

I think when she started living in Toronto, who is she going to date? A co-star on her cable TV show? … So she sees Europe as the place to go. Let’s go find some rich guy! So she does, she meets the guy who introduces her PH and he’s introducing her all around and at some point takes a turn with her.Ā  You know what, PH is sort of looking for someone.. so she turns a one time transaction into a lifetime deal!

And I think that she likes certain aspect of it; from what I hear (I’ve got some people in Australia) basically MM is acting like a diva.Ā  I wrote a few weeks ago that she likes all the trappings but does like visiting the regular people.Ā  But if you look at someone like Kate, she enjoys visiting the regular people.Ā  I think of MM as more of a Fergie; she didn’t want to go to public functions.Ā  She just wanted the title and make some money of the deal.Ā  Just like Andrew does.Ā  Kate had to make that decision; William was cheating on her with everyone and she had a boyfriend for a while.. and you know they were back and forth.Ā  It’s not that I think they didn’t get along it’s because she didn’t that she wanted to make that commitment.Ā  You are giving up your life to be looked at and have to follow the rules and do as your told.

For MM its easier because PH is never getting to the thrown; but she doesn’t like doing the little meet and greets… Just look at her wedding; she had never met these people before, she just took a chance.Ā  That’s why Reese Witherspoon sent back her invitation… I’ve never met this woman before why is she inviting me to her wedding?? It makes no sense.Ā  She was inviting them because she wanted to meet them and be like them.Ā 

She partied hard when she had to come back for her Visa in Chicago.Ā  And she’s going to come back and party solo without harry because he can’t be around that kind of stuff. They’re not going to arrest MM but it’ll leak out and PH can’t do that because he has a responsibility and I don’t think she really cares about the responsibility; she wants to party.Ā  Granted, she’s pregnant now so the coke and the booze might have to wait for next year to come around.

She told her ex she couldn’t get pregnant, so I’m guessing it’s IVF.Ā  The booking odds are down on twins and they’ve stopped taking bets because everyone is guessing they’re having twins.Ā  So if it’s twins; it’s IVF.


Thank you so much for doing this!!!!!