anonymoushouseplantfan:

So I had some time on my hands… LOL

Legend: PeptoBismolishPeach™ for Meg (y’know, trooping outfit, the Nurse Ratched penchant for colour schemes) and BabyBlue™ for Kate (‘cause girl sure likes her blue).

About: Number of times they’ve mentioned SpecificShit™.

Notes: Please to note that Meg’s Foreword™ consists of roughly 17 paragraphs and 5 pointless bullet points spread over 3 pages. Kate’s was a total of 1 page and 4 paragraphs. So… with that in mind…

Personal NonScientific™ Comments™: HRH THE DUCHESS OF SUSSEX™©® 7 goshdarned times? REALLY?!? Necessary? Also were 2½ pages of LiquidLiteraryBowelmovements™,  TrèsNécessaire™ Meghàn? I mean, RLY?


Thanks for sending this in!

Mio on Twitter ”Lovely surprise to come home to this! Beautifully put together and making me *very* hungry (especially those Persian dishes!)”..OMG,MM sent the Book to the Royal reporters,that’s way the Book is the3º best selling book,They distributed the book to the Press,her PR friends,Royal reporters,Photographers and i bet a lot of ‘Food-lifestyle’ blogs and Social media influencers (Instagram,Twitter,Facebook)that has a lot of Followers,to do Posts ‘Promoting’ her ‘Humanitarian’ Cookbook.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, that’s why I am expecting it to hit the bestseller list. The press copies alone likely get her there.

Wow. The whole Gert’s situation has turned into a shitstorm on twitter. That’s some rabid chewing going on. Her fans should all have some sort of official red/orange twitter tickbox (like official accounts do). They attack people when Meg’s doing bad, they attack people when Meg’s doing okay, they attack people when Meg’s not doing anything. They just attack EVERYONE. Cheesus. What is wrong with them? Aren’t they all supposed to have PhDs in crossmulticulturalfuckery or something?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

And there they go again.

https://twitter.com/Gertsroyals/status/1041742317986701312

What Gert’s did is standard operating procedure for royal engagements. They always mention that other royals also visited and supported. Heck, sometimes they go back to the Diana years or even young HM’s visits to show a constant stream of support. When Meghan and Harry went to the Mandela exhibit, they mentioned Charles’ visit with Mandela.

That’s the point of the royal family. It’s a team, or at least it used to be. I guess now that Meghan’s here it’s different. 

A List of the 100 Most Important Books of the 21st Century (So Far)

jkottke:

After consulting dozens of authors, critics, and voracious readers, Vulture has come up with A Premature Attempt at the 21st Century Canon, aka a list of the 100 most important books of the 21st century (so far).

Any project like this is arbitrary, and ours is no exception. But the time frame is not quite as random as it may seem. The aughts and teens represent a fairly coherent cultural period, stretching from the eerie decadence of pre-9/11 America to the presidency of Donald Trump. This mini-era packed in the political, social, and cultural shifts of the average century, while following the arc of an epic narrative (perhaps a tragedy, though we pray for a happier sequel).

The top vote-getter is somewhat surprising: The Last Samurai by Helen DeWitt. Also represented high on the list are The Argonauts by Maggie Nelson, Elena Ferrante’s The Neapolitan Novels, and Leaving the Atocha Station by Ben Lerner. I spotted a bunch of my other favorites on the list as well: Wolf Hall by Hilary Mantel, My Struggle: A Man in Love by Karl Ove Knausgaard, and The Harry Potter books. You can imagine the rest of the list as well: Roth, Franzen, Jesmyn Ward, Didion, Atwood, Marlon James, etc.

Would love to see a similar non-fiction list. Off the top of my head: The Warmth of Other Suns, 1491, Sapiens, The Emperor of All Maladies, The Immortal Life Of Henrietta Lacks, The Black Swan, The Sixth Extinction, The Devil in the White City, Between the World and Me, and Moneyball would all deserve consideration.

Idk but I don’t think in the entire history of the royals have I’ve seen and read so much name calling towards a family member. Hampster lol. What is going on with these people And that includes H and M there all as bad as each other.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I know! We haven’t seen mudslinging like this since the War of the Wales. People are comparing the brf to Scientology!

I see the Meg fans are working themselves into a froth over Kate’s (admittedly modest) patronage track record. They seem to think this is still a competition. That’s adorable. 

Yes, there was a chance Meghan would be able to bury the nude pics, sex scenes, ditched boyfriends, etc… under a stellar charity record, but, thanks to her family and her own crap decisions this summer, that is no longer the case. For some bizarre reason she decided to counter her family’s attack with tons of couture fashion ops with the royal family instead of focusing on her charity work. Now she’s going on another huge fashion show down under. 

Even if she went on a huge charity spree, she still wouldn’t be able to make up for the huge family drama, million-dollar wardrobe, and lack of UK brands. And, let’s face it, there is no huge charity spree coming up. She could have (and SHOULD HAVE) done that this month, but decided to hype up her tour fashion instead. The only events where she has looked happy have been the ones with royals or celebs. Her trademark look during charity visits is “wtf am I doing here.”

Meghan isn’t interested in the charity part. She built enough of a resume to bamboozle people into giving her this position and now she’s done with it. She’s interested in fashion and celebs and that will be her focus from now on. Yes, she’ll do enough work to meet the minimum requirements, but that’s it. This is what she has done in every single job she has had. That’s why the blog was so freaking half-assed.

She’ll probably step up the charity stuff in a year or so, when she starts getting antsy and looking for an exit.

Harry can only climb as high as fourth on the succession list, but as soon as Will’s kids start families he will start a steady decline, a la Andrew. Like you and other anons have mentioned, it explains his desperate need for attention now and for the next 20ish years.

motherofbulldogs:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I don’t know. I agree with the last anon. Yes, he will be replaced, but it will be in decades. This is kind of desperate.

More like 10+ years. The focus will quickly shift to the next generation. By the late 90s, Prince Andrew was an after thought.

“Or when Markus got himself papped. Or when the Mulberry handbags started arriving. Or when the allegations of a reporter break-in turned out to be lies. Or when she overshadowed the tour. Yes, I know she sells herself well, but it’s ridiculous that he didn’t see through all the bs.” Disagree. He sees it and he absolutely loves it. He adores the famewhore side of her. Any PR opportunist is in his good books. Look at his dating history!!!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, I think your’re right, but at the time I was completely taken in by his pr.

If you look at my early posts, I was completely convinced that there had to be some blackmail/fauxmance arrangement going on. I simply could not picture a royal willingly doing such obvious Soho House/NBC/etc… merching. Suits was using the relationship as promo! Meghan was pap-walking two, sometimes THREE, times a week! She was selling “Harry” necklaces and rings! She was doing DM “date” articles for her blog sponsors!

I still can’t believe he did it. This was Instagram model level stuff. Have some pride, dude!

Submitted: Charity

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Re: Brad getting sued. I genuinely think that Brad actually really cared about the cause in New Orleans, but again, as someone who was a nonprofit professional for years before going corporate is that nonprofit work is WORK. It’s so hard to get right. People don’t expect that they can step in as an investment banker or doctor for a day, but somehow ladling soup for 4 hours automatically makes you a poverty expert. (Which is why I side eye 98% of celeb charity work!) People get get Masters and PhD degrees to go into jobs that will likely never pay them more like 70k. The celebrities that do the best are ppl who just donate and advocate with their own passionate stories to bring public awareness, not make it about THEM or their “ideas” but gracefully let the experts do their thing. I am sure Brad thought his idea to combine his passion for fancy sustainable green architecture built by star architects in Nola was great, but in his excitement and hubris forgot that the point of the aid he was giving the community is not about him or his architecture boner. His project should have never involved piloting concepts for sustainable housing when the goal was to provide those who had lost property with functional, cost efficient, solidly constructed houses quickly. Now we have this mess with all that money wasted. Contrast that with Mariska Haritgay’s incredible work for sexual assault victims through Joyful Heart Foundation. As the public face of it, she tells a compelling story of how deeply she connects to the issue and routinely advocates for it. But look at who she leaves the nonprofit’s operations to – serious hardcore educated professionals who have deep experience in sexual assault trauma: http://www.joyfulheartfoundation.org/about-us/staff

And look at the resulting impact:
http://www.joyfulheartfoundation.org/about-us/numbers-our-impact-our-inception

Another great example of this is Christy Turlington, who almost died in childbirth then went and got a master’s degree at Columbia to devote her efforts to reducing maternal mortality internationally.

Anyway, to bring this back to this whole mess… what I’m saying is that even with the best intentions and true passion like Brad, usually celebs who don’t know their role as a public figurehead and try to get into programming without knowledge run into trouble. It’s incredibly difficult to do charity right. While it remains to be seen how impactful Kate is, what I do appreciate about her is how involved she is in the things that have always defined her life – art, children. She doesn’t overstate her importance and while that might be seen as lazy or not splashy, I appreciate that she defers to others and her personal involvement and level of activity seems to come from a genuine place. MM’s challenge is to come up with a cause she’s truly devoted to and can speak well to, but with so many facades who knows who she really is?


Thank you so much for sending this in!

Yes, exactly. I really think that the fact that Kate brings in experts and defers to them is fantastic. So many people come in with the best of intentions and end up with something completely unworkable and sometimes even downright harmful.

I just read the “hate helicopters” article in the Telegraph. Wow, Diana’s second son is really stupid as shit!!!!!!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

He was really young, not that it’s an excuse.

But this is why people are skeptical of his military record, no matter how many glowing “he was the best pilot and the best soldier and a true leader of men” testimonies  the military puts out. No one who took the job seriously would have spoken the way he did.

Whay do you think Meghan’s secret is?

No idea. Every time I think I know what stupid thing is going to happen next, I learn there’s more stuff. I thought her sex tape and more nudes were going to come out and cause trouble this summer, and instead it was her father. 

I’m also not sure that we’ll find out publicly. Perhaps it’s just Harry and the royal family who finds this thing out, and it’s not published at the time…?

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I just discovered you tumblr, I love it! I like that you are not supporting the whole H was coerced theory. H is delusional, yes, he is misinformed, yes, he thinks he is love but actually isn’t, yes, but he is “sacrificing” himself for BRF? Bullshit!! H needs to take responsibilities for this disaster as much as M! In today’s age and time, no one can force anyone to marry the other by coercion or against their wishes, not even the BRF.

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(old ask)

I think her secret is that possible first marriage that was annulled and that is what she fears coming out. Or she is much older than she says. Her friend Ninaki is 41 and they were in school together. Same school plays etc. So 4 year difference seems unlikely. She is more afraid of the US market finding bad stuff than Harry finding it. She thinks her future is still this celeb scam. She is still making money off selling stuff letting brands use her name etc.

Meh. The alleged, college first marriage wouldn’t change anything at this point. 

Megs isn’t older than she claims that one is old news from 8-9 months ago when people would freak out about her 8th grade graduation photos because they didn’t realize that some schools in the US do 8th grade graduations. Her birth certificate with her birth time was verified by astrologers. Megs hasn’t lied about her age. Get over it. Sounds like stupid, conspiracy theories by people who don’t understand how birth certificates work in the USA.

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I think Harry is akin to a hostage. He is weak and was easily manipulated by a domineering manipulative woman and it will take a while for him to recognize that he made a mistake. Meanwhile he tries to adapt and make it work. But his discomfort seems obvious. And yes I agree when he reaches boiling point that will be it. That she is so often xanaxed out says to me she is dealing with a lot of apprehension herself and knows she is in a losing position. But he will have to pull the plug.

Harry’s not a hostage. Just dumb, lonely, and desperate to get married and start a family. Plenty of other men and women around the planet have made similar mistakes in marrying people they shouldn’t have. 

Harry’s mistake is just more public than everyone else’s.

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In honour of harry’s birthday, what do you think was the most stupid ever he said?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

In general, or with regards to Markle?

There was the time he compared the war in Afghanistan to a video game.

http://www.spiegel.de/international/world/prince-harry-criticized-for-comparing-afghanistan-to-video-game-a-879055.html

The “Paki” comments:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2009/jan/12/prince-harry-racism

When he said he hated flying helicopters after they spent so much money training him and pretending he was fantastic at it.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/theroyalfamily/9816001/Prince-Harry-I-hated-being-at-Camp-Bastion-and-would-rather-have-been-on-foot-patrols.html

The Newsweek interview where he said no royal wants to be King or Queen.

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-40363063

When he said the royals were “the family she never had.”

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/meghan-markles-dad-hurt-after-prince-harry-claims-royals-are-the-family-she-never-had-a3728606.html

I’m probably forgetting some. I’d say the stupidest (and most revealing, retrospect) was the one about hating the Apaches. They’d spent tons of money and pr on him and he destroyed it all in one second. They were honestly upset with him too, because the heli program was a concession to the fact that he insisted on going back to the front. It’s very telling, however, in restropect. I think he always felt that they were trying to make him into something he wasn’t.

You can tell it’s Meghan fans who trying to start some old a** gossip again. Celebitchy is the site that started this crap yesterday. Imagine dragging ancient gossip that was denied BACK IN 2003. Her own family denied the rumors and said William and her never dated. Look at William,he could not stop talking about his wife at all yesterday,that dude could not be more in love with his wife,and people who believe gossip like this don’t know William’s character at all. .

I guess. But you can’t really predict stupid sometimes. 

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Hi Brat, I have a question to vedic astrology. Is it possible to get a reading when you dont know your birth date and time? Thanks!

Yes, a chart can be read with the Moon as the ascendant. Or if you really want, you can pay someone to do a chart rectification to figure out the birth time based on life events.

If it’s just a specific question that you want answered, they can do a chart based on the time of the question also. (Horary astrology/prasna)

I don’t think she’s selling herself in the US to set up her post Harry life. At least not consciously. That’s not how narcs work. They really do convince themselves they’re in love. In the end, the object of their “love” is just a source of narcissistic supply. Harry’s problem is the bigger source of that supply is fame. That’s why she’s going for the US market. That’s where real fame is made. She is desperate for the thing narcs need more than anything which is recognition and validation.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Good point.

Harry didn’t see through the BS because he has been a part of the BS. He approves of all her PR When she posted the spooning bananas he left a comment on her IG post “awww you’re bananas about him”. Harry is desperate to be a celebrity and not be sidelined by the Cambridges. Only chance to be a star was to go the Hollywood way. There is no recovery for Harry and his image after Markle. This is the same guy to told the public that they thought they knew him, “thinking they know me” H is a fake.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

That was the big reveal in this “romance.”