Booty Call Botswana Bracelets are even funnier when you consider Harry’s obsession with them started with Chelsy. She gave him a beaded bracelet. It broke once in a club and the girls who helped him find the beads spoke to the press. Now he gives all his gfs beaded bracelets. Coincidence? Nope. LOL. I think MM’s make up is overcompensating. She got him by banging him in Botswana. Suddenly he’s going there by himself for “work.” Sure, Jan.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

“Now that Omid has drawn our attention to Harry’s brand new African bracelet, what are the chances we see Megs rocking a similar one to hush up the rumours? Lol” The question is WHY would Omid draw attention to Harry’s new bracelet and HOW would Omid know about it? Meg is/was his intel source. Why would MEG want Harry’s indiscretion exposed/alluded to? Her press tantrum last week makes a lot more sense now.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, that’s a good point. He may have seen it in the pics, though.

Did you get that DM article about why M wears pink? One of the reasons is that it sub-consciously shows how happy she is and how IN LOVE she is with PH. Yeah, right.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I love this. So they are saying she wasn’t “in love” until she got the title?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5891783/Why-Meghan-Markle-wears-pink-royal.html

Ha! Vogue Paris let the cat out of the bag. The pink articles are a press release.

Fashion anon here again – she is working for luxury brand sponsors and working ti hard. Note her pr and its orientation. So to me that signals she knows her days are numbered and she needs a settled financial situation. She isn’t getting any big settlement from him. So October looks good to me. She knows too the media are coming. She hasn’t much time.

This might be one of the best things I’ve read this morning. (Sorry, I have a couple stressful days ahead.) 

But what you’re saying explains a lot of things. She’s still merching. I just CANNOT understand what any luxury brand sees in her though. I mean, do you know? She looks terrible in all of her recent outfits. Like that blue disaster she wore to the Spencer wedding…😳

But you’re definitely right in that she doesn’t have much time. She probably has two weeks–MAYBE three weeks max–as I see it before things get even crazier. 

The summer of fire is here, and July ain’t going to be pretty for a lot of people (and much of August too). Like, if you’re in the US and live in an area that could be hit by a hurricane, start preparing now. If you know people who are having tough emotional times, keep in contact with them and let them you know you care and that they’re not alone. 

Shit is already crazy, and I guarantee you it’s going to get even crazier. 

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I have to say that the times I’ve thrown readings for MM and PH i always get more swords and wands than i do with cups if you get me. And you would think that with them being all newly wed you would see 2oC with 10oC and so on but no all i get is pure isolation with PH,has to be, thinking of someone else. Someone from the past. Ill be shocked if this marriage last even three years with what i get

Well, I don’t do tarot, but I understand the general gist of things. It seems everyone who does tarot cards on them gets things that don’t indicate a good or lasting marriage/relationship. 

I’d be shocked if this marriage lasts a year.

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Meghan wore that dress at Wimbledon in 2016 where she was jumping seats and ended in Serena’s box one seat away from Anna Wintour. She later said in some American breakfast TV that when it started raining Anna gave her her cardigan to cover that suede dress

Ah, THANK YOU!! I wasn’t convinced it was a recent photo, but then the outfit is such a repliKate that I wasn’t sure. I mean, she actually looks healthier in that pic from two years ago than she does now, but I thought perhaps that it was taken at polo yesterday. Guess not! 

Hey ive seen the “10” reading too from multiple readers! More than two! All of them said 10 years, IMO coz no one would “like” to say 10 months, weeks or days. In one the reading, the reader finally said it could also mean the 10th month of an year, may be not this year, but next year or so. But ALL of them see them living separate lives by 2020, like not divorced but putting space between themselves. I say the distancing has already started with the Africa trip (it was 1 week! Not 1 days trip!)

Oh yeah, the distancing has definitely started. She couldn’t make it to Lesotho. I haven’t seen any articles or photos with Harry at polo from yesterday. And now she’s going to be hunkered up in the palace until her next engagement? Like, certain people (*cough* Markle stans/sugars *cough*) don’t seem to realize that this is not a great start to a royal marriage. 

I’d probably only give this 10 months max (until March 2019) if it’s to finalize the paperwork. But we’ll see…

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Thank you for your thoughtful answer to my ask (cards charts and no marriage). October sounds reasonable to me and the rumors among the pr peope I know have all been about a definite unloading by the media. What I hear is 1) that it will occur when she runs out of the money for her independent pr. 2) that it will involve scandals around not only her but her mother too. 3) that the first up may be this rumored first annulled marriage. Harry looks quite done so scandal will end it. We’ll see

You’re welcome! Normally I wouldn’t think Megs still had pr different from the palace, but she must have considering how much articles are originating with US press such as US Weekly and People. Palace would always use UK media first. 

I don’t think Harry is quite done, yet, but I think he’s getting there. Like, I doubt the “stuck with me” line he gave on Tuesday night was written into his speech. No way would Kensington Palace staff have written that. I assume he ad libbed it for some reason. They probably had a fight after he got home from Lesotho. When Harry is truly over it, we’ll know for sure because we’ll see “palace sources” in all sorts of articles about her bad behavior, even if there hasn’t been an official announcement. But that’ll be in UK press, not US Weekly & People no doubt.

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When I see an old movie, like from the ’40s or ’50s or ’60s, the people look so calm. They don’t have smart phones, they’re not looking at computer screens, they’re taking their time. They’ll sit in a chair and just stare off into space. I think some day we’ll find our way back to that garden of Eden.

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I think the usual haters are expecting William to actually say something wrong but since it did not happened they have to criticized the itinerary. They want to deny it was a successful trip for William.

duchessofostergotlands:

Yep. And I’ve never really understood that. I don’t like lots of people but I can recognise when they make important contributions or do something nice. I’m not a Harry fan but Invictus is great. I’m not an Andrew fan but he’s helped a lot of people with Pitch@ the Palace. I’m not a fan of Edward but he works really hard for the DofE award. People aren’t black and white, good or bad, nice or mean. It’s fair enough not to like someone but to assume that means you automatically have to disagree with everything they have done or will do is so narrow minded. The itinerary was decided by the host with input and approval from KP as it always is so issues with it are things to take up with the FCO and Israel/Palestine/Jordan themselves but purely on performance he surpassed my expectations and I am incredibly pleased with his work. I say that as a British taxpayer, which according to the history of this fandom gives me the power to veto anyone’s opinions 😉

I now this sounds weird but you said in her charts there was no marriage to a prince – I did her cards and saw the same thing. So I am wondering now are we both right in some weird way? Time will tell.

Given how Harry played polo today without Megs present and Harry’s “stuck with me” comment during his speech last night, it certainly doesn’t seem like this is the strongest newlywed relationship. For me, based on the timing of these comments alone, it is not a good sign. (Not that there has ever really been a plethora of good signs surrounding this relationship and marriage.)

To me, it seems that this marriage is one ESCANDALO away from going up in flames. Megs can’t make it through a softball engagement without being on xanax or godknowswhat just to make it through an evening posing and shaking hands; Harry doesn’t have his wife around what many people thought would have been easy outings for them–namely a trip to Lesotho for Sentebale and a polo match. Fleet Street can see that there is an opening being created for them to just light the kettle on fire. It might not happen this week, but it wouldn’t surprise me if something happens by the end of July. 

I’ve seen at least two tarot card readings where the readers were given a card with “10″ regarding the length of the marriage. They took it to mean that the marriage wouldn’t last more than 10 years. I suspect that the “10″ refers more to the 10th month–October–of this year. But again, we’ll just have to see how this all shakes out. 

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VANITY FAIR: “What It Costs to Dress Like Meghan Markle: An Investigation” … Another CYA article stressing that, according to TV-fashion expert Mark Heyes, “it’s quite important for the Duchess of Sussex to be wearing couture especially at this point in her life. This is all brand new and the eyes of the world are on her. Couture will have been specifically made for her so she’s going to look a million dollars.” Yeah. OK.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

They used the same rationale for Kate’s expenses, but this is about 10 times what Kate spent. Kate is the future Queen. There is no reason why Meghan should be spending hundreds of thousands of dollars more than Kate.

DM ”The accounts DO NOT COVER May’s royal wedding but do include the five-month period after Harry and Meghan announced their engagement in November”..£1.5milions this year/+wedding costs + MM new wardrobe(Tour)+ H&M lifestyle,Next year £10 Millions

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Holy mother of mercy. So that was just for the “regional tour”? 1.5 M?????

LOLOLOLOLOL, that was BEFORE all the couture. It’s a fraction of what she has actually cost.

I have a question for you. In all this time, and it’s been 2 years and some change since they got together, there have been thousands of articles written and an interview or two given. Question: has M EVER been quoted as saying these words (or using a variation of his name): “I love Prince Harry.” The closest thing is that vomit inducing “We’re in love and we’re a couple!” I’m talking flat out: “**I** love Harry.”? For someone who loves to talk about herself, I can’t find such a sentence.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She recently said “he’s the best husband.” I think maybe it was the Chester engagement?

Well, she doesn’t really love him all that much. The jewelry, however, she definitely loves.

Was it like that with Kate.. like was she this invisible after her marriage? Were all her appearances documented like crazy for days? It seems like with markle the press waits with baited breath for her next engagement and the days that shes not out its just endless articles on her nonsense.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Do you mean “visible” instead of “invisible”? Because Will and Kate were EVERYWHERE in 2011.

My recollection of the Cambridge’s first year is that they would disappear for weeks and then we’d get some ridiculously high-profile huge-press event like meeting the Obamas or touring the US or Kate having a solo gala. The DM has a summary of their first year.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2135065/Kate-Middleton-Prince-Williams-year-marriage-looked-on.html 

There was a ton of coverage of everything they did (including mundane stuff like shopping or talking walks), and they were credited with re-invigorating the monarchy.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/prince-william-kate-middleton-year-marriage-reinvigorated-fading-luster-royals-article-1.1065498

The Canada tour had so much coverage that even the reporter were complaining.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/07/05/royal-rivalry-prince-william-trounces-kate-in-canadian-dragon-boat-race/

I remember there was a lot of curiosity about their personal lives–honeymoon, house, shopping, Lupo, date nights, relationship with the Middletons, Kate’s shopping trips to London. Also, Kate’s fashion had a ton of coverage. The beige Reiss dress she wore to meet the Obamas, in particular, was a sensation.

Even their first anniversary dinner was a source of huge speculation.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2137129/Kate-Pippa-Middleton-attend-friends-big-day-year-royal-wedding.html

The main difference I see between the way the couples are/were covered by the press is that with Will and Kate there was HUGE interest in their interactions and private life. Everyone wanted to know what the cottage looked like, how they interacted with each other, what Kate was cooking, what the dog’s name was, etc… There was also a ton of interest in Kate’s clothes, organic interest and not just People mag trying to sell beach cover-ups.

With the Slutsexes, there’s more interest in how Meghan is handling the royal protocol than anything else. The “fish out of water” aspect of it is taking over. Will and Kate didn’t have that kind of coverage, mainly because Kate had been part of “The Windsor Show” for so long that her official intro was seamless. 

Looking back the Cambridge’s first year, what strikes me is how “fresh” their appearances were–with the Obamas at the palace, in the Canadian wilderness, playing polo in LA, playing with kids. They really looked like a young couple who were having fun and putting a new spin on what it meant to be royal. In contrast, Meghan in her off-color pantyhose and 80s Diana outfits is already looking like a Madame Tussaud’s wax figure. Actually, the official was figure looks younger than Meghan right now.

From that aritcle: “There will of course be engagements in the future in which hand holding and affection is perfectly acceptable, but tonight, in the presence of the Queen, the couple showed the dignity and respect such an occasion affords.” Sure. They can explain it away like that. But just the fact that they even felt like they had to explain says a lot. People are noticing that something’s different and something’s off. You can’t go full on tentacle hands and then suddenly stop.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

This is the problem with having pda as your “signature.”

Many people have been calling her a “Stepford Wife” in the DM comments and on Gary J. Other descriptions are: sex doll, robot, wax figure, and mannequin.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

There was something very weird about the way she behaved during that engagement. Apparently, Harry got in from Africa at 6 am and he still looked more awake than she did. Trigger warning for scary Meghan picture on this link, guys. 

https://us.hellomagazine.com/royalty/2018062749766/meghan-markle-reveals-prince-harry-6am-wakeup-call/

Those are some dead eyes:

Meghan Markle isn’t the style rebel fans hoped she’d be — and that’s okay

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Vox, of all outlets, has an apologia on Meghan’s crap style. It’s apparently supposed to signal that she belongs. I think the elements Meghan has chosen–80s stylings, color coordination to a ridiculous extent, mismatched designer flourishes–actually does the exact opposite.

Meghan Markle isn’t the style rebel fans hoped she’d be — and that’s okay

Aside of thinking that W&K genuinely love each other, and H&M not, I think it was a smart choice of W&K not to show PDA in official engagements. Being ‘neutral and professional’ in public makes it harder for the press to speculate about their relationships. But H&M are always glue to each other, so of course when they don’t, people and press 1) give excuses explaining why 2) speculate about problems in heaven. And people will start to notice when things go wrong. Not a very smart move, imo.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.