Guys, can we take a moment to recognize Carole? After all these years of shading her, I must apologize to Mrs. Middleton. It’s amazing everything she achieved with no major scandals or people selling her or Kate out to the tabs. She was the only one who has managed to put Harry and Meghan in their places. And she put together two relatively classy weddings. She should write a book.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I feel horrible for not appreciating Carole and Kate before. Forget Kate’s, Pippa’s wedding was waaaaaaay better than this.

Submitted:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I’m very biased as I am not exactly meghans number one fan but to me it seems like there was such a marked difference between will and Kate’s wedding and Harry and Meghan. Will and Kate’s wedding seemed like such a joyous, family affair- you could tell there was real affection between will and the Middletons and vice versus. And such excitement- you could almost feel it buzzing out of the tv.

Kate looked so much more regal and poised- from the way she held her bouquet, to the fit of her dress (even including the pointy nips) to the way that will and her held hands on the way out of the church.

Meghan is a class A example of not being able to polish a dog turd. And you can’t even throw glitter at it.

Her dress like every single thing she has worn to date- fitted like absolute crap. I have come to the conclusion that she is such a hideous nightmare to be around that the fashion houses are getting some poor intern to fit her clothes. The fit of her dress today was pure amateur time. I’ve seen first year students at fashion college fit clothes better than her wedding dress. I would die if my name was attached to it. Everything- from the fit of the sleeves down to the hem was a mess. Does she not think that these photos will be pulled out for the rest of time? It’s so maddening.

You can tell she was worried about falling over her hem as the front of the dress was taken up above the height of the tips of her shoes. Kate’s dress hit the floor as she had the ability to kick her dress forward as she walked.

And I wasn’t a fan of her veil. It was far too long for something so bland. What was the point in her page boys carrying it? The thing was light and it just looked stupid being picked up.

Well done on calling everything about her look though.

Oh- and the flower girls needed a wide ribbon around the waist and tied in a big bow to give the cheap off the rack dresses a bit of life.

On a positive note- Charlotte is the cutest thing ever. She’s such a character. And Doria looked lovely in her yellow suit and hat.


Thanks for sending this in!

Yes! A ribbon or something to make it look special.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who noticed that the wedding dress fit horribly.

I am DYING at Idris Elba Carey mulligan and james corden being there. They put out a bat signal for ANY celebrity willing to go. Yet no mention of her dad or her never looking anything less than smugly satisfied for the whole thing with him house arrested or whatever the fuck he has going on in Mexico. Gross all around.

motherofbulldogs:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

The only one of those three I’m aware of has some sort of connection to the royals, and it’s Idris Elba. He received a grant from The Prince’s Trust when he was a struggling actor, and he also received a CBE last year.

Do you understood why Oprah and the Clooneys were invited? They have no connection to the royals and surely never worked with Meghan (she wishes tho lol). I feel like they invited these big Hollywood names to support the story of how Meghan was a great actress with a very successful career and everyone loved her in Hollywood and because they love celebs. And Oprah and Clooney attended because it’s cool to be linked to the BRF.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She’s making new connections.

RANT TIME

keepingupwiththeroyals:

regalmonarchist:

Disclaimer: This is a very negative review of the wedding so if you are a H&M stan or just don’t want negativity around don’t read beyond. I am very angry and need this out. 

I absolutely hated this wedding. I watched this wedding at 4 pm and was really excited. I was so mad that I just decided to sleep after and not waste time breaking my laptop. 

For starters lets remember why I was excited. George and Charlotte. THERE WAS ONLY A SECOND OF THEM. Their trashy media coverage limitation made it difficult to get better angles of the babies and I barely saw their faces. I watched the wedding and I could barely see them. Them on the steps was my favorite part of the wedding. The coverage was so awful that I barely saw Kate another person I was here for. We saw more George and Charlotte and Pippa’s wedding. So disappointed. 

Let’s talk about the wedding itself. HORRIFIC. My family members have better weddings than this. The dress was hideous (though like @gabbygrl247 said the veil was beautiful). The creepy smiles when the Archbishop asked if there is any reason they can’t wed. It was cringey. The hand holding and the laughs, just no. The sermon, and music was cheesy and awful.(The Stand By Me, barf). Though I did love the Cello and the music when she walked up the aisle. 

The carriage ride was so relevant and desperate. If there was going to be the carriage ride then let me see GEORGE AND CHARLOTTE. Although I think Kate looked gorgeous. She was GALOWING! 

THERE WAS NOTHING ROYAL ABOUT THIS WEDDING! I just loved the George and Charlotte part and the one second we got of the Cambridges. 

Anyways, Congrats to Harry and Meghan and I hate their faces for the rest of my life. 

Same girl, same.

  1. The moms who weren’t bridesmaids but actually kinda was.
  2. The bronzer was too much when she wasnt this dark during rehearsals. Love the skin you’re in girl.
  3. This was more a lifetime/hallmark film than a royal wedding idc how “private” it was suppose to be

As a wedding planner I got the creeps on several parts especially the fucking veil catching onto everything. Did she not practice in it days leading up to it. This was well beyond amateur hour at the church.

Okay do the gist of the story is that Harry and Meghan love each other and are getting married, right? No consiracy blah blah. Butt please please tell us why every thing was done so badly?? the cards were hideous and so was the seal. The fake statements. Her awful attire and mannerisms. Why???

nycrealroyal:

Okay do the gist of the story is that Harry and Meghan love each other and are getting married, right? –> Yeah. I didnt feel that from her. But, yrah! when they broke up, there was an emotional blackmail. Sort of: “I was ready to give up my life because of you, to be with you” He was left alone to organize, only having kp staff. Maybe he would give up. Cards? 🤔 The seal was HM’s idea. (Me saying: Maybe doing something tacky would show how loved they are 👀👀👀) They had false content, but they were real. 🤣😉 I get your feeling.