is kind of hard to take seriously. As someone noted to AHPF, “the first people to call when having chest pain is TMZ.” Sounds like the article is trying to combat the perception that his heart attack 6 days ago wasn’t real. I can’t really take it seriously unless it’s confirmed he’s really in the hospital, which would be tough to do due to HIPPA laws in the US. TM Sr sounds like he’s just giving it to Megs in the press at this point.
Even if he did pass away, Megs wouldn’t miss her opportunity to get married to Harry. She’d probably just cancel the post-wedding engagements and say she and Harry would attend his funeral afterwards. She’d want to be there in London for her world-wide, television audience. She’d claim that too many people had already arrived for the wedding. Yes, tons of people would realize that she truly didn’t care about her father, but she wouldn’t care. She’d have her wedding on his grave if she could still be a duchess. As long as media from around the world is there to film it of course.
Yup! Charles understands way more than most people give him credit for. His problem is that he has a son that is still acting like a teenage boy who thinks he can do anything and get away with it.
So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair – ew – and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so.
The paps who have taken most of Meghan’s UK pap strolls and even some in Toronto, the US, and India. They had a very limited portfolio (a few Pippa and Beckham shots) until Meghan came along. When she arrived, they were all Meghan, all the time.
They did the monogrammed necklace stroll.
The Austin pap walk.
The Heathrow Airport pap walk.
The West End pic that was supposedly captured by a “lucky bystander.”
The Mumbai airport pap walk.
And the Soho House pap walk.
I thought for sure Constant Media was Markus, but it appears not. After the engagement CM was relegated to snapping Harry coming to and from the gym and they just snapped Meghan’s relatives arriving at the airport. It appears CM was ditched by Meghan as soon as she got the ring. Not an uncommon story, as we all know.
I am now told that CM is Niraj Tanna. Take that with a grain of salt, because I don’t really have any proof, except of the fact that Tanna started acting salty after the engagement. Poor guy, first he got ditched by the MIddletons and now he got ditched by Megs.
Prince Charles and Duchess Camilla arrived by helicopter at Kensington Palace ahead the royal wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle this weekend. May 14, 2018
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Summary for readers who are too tired to watch the video.
So the medium is really trying to be nice with this good couple the more she draws the cards the more she sees this marriage is not going to work. Trouble in paradise in the coming days …. The next three months will be very chaotic for them …
Harry has a stubborn and very boyish fighting spirit but he is very vulnerable .. a lot of sex with Meghan new horizons with (I’ll let you understand)
Meghan Bah is Meghan glory money strong personality. She runs after an illusion. The wedding is going to bury Meghan … the RF will borrow. Dream of glory that collapses for her.
Harry disappointed realize that this will never work.
Her most Gloriously Gloating Instrument of Consent-anon was this day pleased to return to this most delightful document fuckery.
And lol, alack[!], I’m all gloated-out as those giddy adjective emotions were spent back in March. Thanks for remembering the submission though!
HOWEVER… there is always sweet, tickling fresh fuckery to be had in this low-rent affair. Now the Instrument of Consent has been finished off on vellum and – per the 11th of March – revealed to the public. And guess what? *delicious side-eye* The right side with Meg’s symbols do not disappoint. Want to have a nice and close looksee? -Yah? -Yah? Behold the Instrument of Fuckery in high-res glory! >>>
*childish squee of sheer delight*
Guys; she chose the Cali Poppy [!] and ripped the olive branch clean off the claws of the Bald Eagle from the Great Seal of the United States and made it hers! THOSE ARE HER AMERICAN ATTRIBUTES. I shit thee not.
For the rest, her transformation into the rightful Spencer/Windsor/Royal she was originally born to be is nearing completion. Oh this is so scrumptious I just can’t… But I will!
So, she copies the motherloving TUDOR ROSE! -Symbol of England (see Harry’s side: Tudor Rose: England, Thistle: Scotland, Shamrock: N.Ireland). -And does so with the remark that the rose is also the national flower of the Unites States. *descends into cascades of snorting* What in the name of freshly baked fuckery? A rose, A rose, is the national flower of the U.S. Not the freaking Tudor rose (which has an entirely different combination of flowers and history altogether)!
But sure, nice slight of hand there Megs. Your hustle is so epic, it transcends national emblems, symbols and history. Not even Kate went all out to appropriate the Tudorfrickinrose. And she was born an actual British subject. I mean… Yah.
Moving on: this probably gave her one heck of an orgasm – Harry’s Spencer Label with three escallops. I had a good cackle when that anon sent in something about a psychic in 2014 saying that Harry’s wife would have escallop-lace pattern all over. Foreboding! LOL I am now almost 80% convinced Meg will escallop herself to hell with the wedding dress and be the Spencerest Spencer that ever was!
And of course, the Welsh leek as she’s marrying an offspring of the Prince of Wales. That’s not much of a choice. The leek is essentially Harry. Heh. Hah. Hahaha. Okay. William was a leek too, but at least his was girdled with his Order of the Garter belt and the word “leek” had no connotation with “leak”. Not to mention “layers”. I also love how Meghan’s “leek” has its roots clinically cut off. (Look at Kate’s leek… Boy that sounded naughty.) LOL. An infertile/spayed leek!
And funny detail: right underneath is the Commonwealth symbol. Y’know – where they’ll be banished and inflicted upon the poor unsuspecting subjects, thereby inspiring them onto the road of Republicanism.
Just for a breath of beautiful contrast, here’s Will and Kate’s Instrument of Consent >>>
No fuss. No muss. I appreciate this so, so, much more now. Personally, I also find the calligraphy on this one more clear and well-written.
Just look at the ridiculous medieval harking of the Harkle Instrument of Fuckery vs. this one. It’s like everything from their assembling the peasants to gawp at them, calling in minstrels to perform for them at a Medieval castle, Snatching babes from the arms of their mothers to be hugged by a nudie-actress… everything right down to their Instrument is like a joke 1960s Technicolor bright tights version the Monarchy. I’m just waiting on Robin Hood and his band of Merrie Men to pop up at the wedding now.
Thanks for sending this in. And thanks for the March analysis. That was spot on!
“Deeply personal moment” for Meghan. OMG. Her dad was caught doing the same exact thing she’s done to Harry and Pippa. The only thing “deeply personal” about this is her terror that she’ll be exposed NEXT.
When you think of all the files they must have had on her and her family, and all the people who must have tried to talk him out of it…It boggles the mind.
However, I think these royal events are horrible choices for a rehab pr drive. They should go back to the small charities in Nottingham and Brighton and hug some minority kids.
Fleet Street already has their knives out. They’re ready to feast.
If I were Megs, I’d be hoping that something else is going to save her from the soon-to-be onslaught of all the things she thought couldn’t or wouldn’t be published. Releasing the menu ain’t going to stop it. Neither would a wedding.
House of Brat 