This is the most tragic situation i have ever seen. If she goes to Tonga and Fiji and delivers a healthy baby, she might encourage not to listen the doctors and to become reckess. These cautions are here for a reason. If she goes and (god forbid) anything happens to the baby, Tonga and Fiji’s tourism will finish. If she does not go, Tonga and Fiji’s tourism will finished. How they can not see that? Are they really that attetion skeaker?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yes, they are.

All we are getting on this tour is the two teenagers walking around holding hands and talking to people. They never do anything. They were supposed to clean the beach. They didn’t. No nice clothes to look at. W and K gave us gorgeous vistas not these two. 16 days of looking at her non existent baby bump and his bald spot?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, I’m seriously wondering what all their pr people are doing. Is it a vacation for them? KP usually has three paragraphs in their press releases detailing (i) the charity, (ii) what they do and how, (iii) a short comments from the charity leader and one of the participants talking about the effectiveness of the charity, and (iv) something linking the charity with the royals’ interests. That stuff then ends up on all the articles. Yes, it usually ends up at the bottom of the articles after all the clothing and cute pic/anecdote info, but it’s usually there. This time the charities barely get a mention. 

https://people.com/royals/meghan-markle-prince-harry-make-outfit-change-for-beach-cleanup/

I’ve given up trying to figure out what the Formula 1 kids were doing (some kind of after school program?). It looked interesting and I wanted to know more, but there was no info anywhere.

This is what they put out about the beach cleanup (I’m using People Mag because Simon Perry is the king of copy-paste)

No beach cleanup happened, and the anecdote with the participant was all about how awesome Harry was.

Like you say, there wasn’t even a nice beach pic.

This is it, this is the tour.

Good morning Houseplant and Anons. So she wore 2 different dresses in Melbourne? A blue one and a black one? I could have sworn it was the same dress…. And how wrinkled and dirty is that trench coat beginning to look? To me this looks like Megs is on a press junket to promote the Harry&Meghan love story. Instead of following Royal protocol, they are doing it the Hollywood way, hence the excessive PDA. These pictures will be a goldmine for the press when this all goes belly up!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I know! I went “wait, she changed from a navy dress into an IDENTICAL navy dress????” But it turned out it was black. The macaroni necklace was the best part of that outfit, imo.

This looks very sloppy to me. The clothes are sloppy. The coverage is all fluff. I thought maybe she was dressing sloppily because this was her “I focus on the substance of the tour” trip (those binders!), but that doesn’t seem to be the case. The substantive stops are not highlighted at all (and, as in the case of the aboriginal school, are sometimes shoved out of the way), which is a shame. Part of it is that they have so many events they all kind of blend into anonymous handshaking and cute kid pics, but part of it is that the charity stuff is treated as just background to Harry and Meg’s love story.

She met an after-school rugby program for girls and she doesn’t play rugby. The program is ironically named “Girls Can” and Meghan showed everyone that some girls actually can’t.

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1052733101489737728

They were supposedly going to clean up a beach (which would have been great for awareness), but then they didn’t get to clean up. This reminds me of the drought-awareness stop in Dubbo which turned into a deluge. Both events became”Meghan and Harry hold hands as they meet with cute kids and eat,” which seems to be the theme of the tour.

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1052763285974597633

The social cafe visit (they help indigenous kids) turned into a Tig-friendly food tasting with the chef. I don’t think we met any of the indigenous kids.

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1052757176156975104

https://twitter.com/scobie/status/1052782272229724160

The aboriginal school was embargoed and thus overshadowed by her banana cake. Kudos to Emily Andrews for actually getting interviews from the kids.Yes, it was a rote”she’s a role model” quote, but at least the kids got some visibility.

https://twitter.com/scobie/status/1052417178325135363

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1052430472675020801

“You’re really speaking my language” is the new “it’s amazing.” She’s saying that to everyone. I really admire how she manages to turn other’s people work into a statement about herself. This takes real talent. 

https://twitter.com/scobie/status/1052776919404437504

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1052414801375309824

She actually wore a good Australian brand of jeans (the help Cambodian women), but it was, of course, overshadowed by the Serena jacket.

https://twitter.com/scobie/status/1052364835868954625

I don’t think there has been much mention of Invictus, which starts on Saturday.

It really is all about Harry and Meghan being pregnant and in love and meeting kids. That’s the whole tour.

I didn’t follow Will and Kate’s Australian Tour, do Meghan and Harry have bigger crowds or is that just the imagination of some crazy stans because I saw some people on twitter saying Harry and Meghan’s crowd in Melbourne is much bigger than Will and Kate’s? And are the crowds really that huge?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Kate’s crowds were bigger. Someone had comparison pics up. 

They still got a lot of people. One thing I noticed is that a ton of kids were pulled from schools. Several were interviewed, and if you look at Kate’s photos, you will notice that there was a higher proportion of grown-ups in their pics.

TT just came across an incredible Astrology read she did readings on Harry’s and Meghan’s birth charts and OMG. after watching her readings you get a better understanding of both Harry& Meghan & what kind of people they are. Meghan is all about the Fame & Money & Harry has some major personality issues he’s very conflicted & emotional. The reader is on youtube her name is Raven Way’s www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=vWiS8P1XSNU&t=1345s Harry’s chart.

talkingtarot:

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Prince William and Kate Middleton host surprise reception at Kensington Palace – exclusive details

bookgeekroyalist:

It is thought that the royal couple welcomed teenagers – Lily Rice, Junior Frood and Siena Castellon – into their home to praise them for their inspirational work after being crowned Teen Heroes of 2018. Speaking to HELLO! after the meet-and-greet, 16-year-old Siena – who has supported other students with autism and learning difficulties – revealed: “It was such an honour and privilege to meet the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge at Kensington Palace. They were both genuinely interested in my website, www.QLMentoring.com, which I created to support and mentor autistic students and students with learning disabilities.”

Of meeting the royals, she added: “The Duchess was especially interested in addressing autism stereotypes and was saddened to hear about the severity of the disability-related bullying I have experienced. She congratulated me for being a Diana Award holder and for currently serving on the National Youth Board, a role that has given me a national platform through which to share my disability-based bullying experience. They were both incredibly warm, supportive and encouraging. Meeting them was an awesome experience! They have inspired me continue to make a positive difference in my community.

Prince William and Kate Middleton host surprise reception at Kensington Palace – exclusive details

gameofthronesdaily:

Your son was butchered at the Red Wedding, Lord Manderly, but you refused the call. You swore allegiance to House Stark, Lord Glover, but in their hour of greatest need, you refused the call. And you, Lord Cerwyn, your father was skinned alive by Ramsay Bolton. Still, you refused the call.

Seven Square Miles

jkottke:

Seven Sq Miles

Seven Sq Miles

Seven Sq Miles

Over at In Focus, still the world’s best photoblog (remember those!?), Alan Taylor is looking at different parts of the world from the same height.

Spending time looking at the varying and beautiful images of our planet from above in Google Earth, zooming in and out at dizzying rates, I thought it would be interesting to compare all of these vistas at a fixed scale-to see what New York City, Venice, or the Grand Canyon would look like from the same virtual height.

Each of the 38 images selected by Taylor shows about seven square miles of the Earth’s surface. The three images I’ve excerpted here are, from top to botton, Venice, Wisconsin farmland, and Manhattan. This planet really is dizzyingly beautiful.

This reminds me of The Jefferson Grid project (showing 1 sq mile satellite photos of the US). There’s another project which I swear I’ve seen recently that shows the grids of streets in cities from around the world and how they vary widely, but I can’t find it. Anyone?

I hate that tours are royals “jobs”. There’s no work involved. It’s a vacation to working class people. Like, all they do is have their hair and makeup done, walk around, talk to people and take photos. That’s it. Must be nice.

I wouldn’t say there’s no work involved. It’s different work from a regular 40-hour per week day job. All the normal “work” happens behind the scenes. Tour is regular pr work, and I’m sure there are a lot of publicists who could tell you that they do “work” even if it’s not work similar to your own.

Harry and Megs aren’t doing a good job of that work though. They’re supposed to be highlighting Australia and charities and the good work of other people. But they’re just making it all about them.

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Instead of elevating her social status to aristocracy with the BRF, she’s downgrading the BRF to blogging status. She’s turning gold into turd. It’s amazing.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Exactly.

But I have to admit, I AM hoping Jess shows up to an engagement in her skin-tight spandex and trout lips. The brf is safe in Will’s hands and these two baby-sex-cake baking idiots are hella entertaining. It’s like a Keeping Up with the Kardashians spin-off.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Seeing that Meghan wore a new pair of nude stilettos yesterday in Australia, I had to sit down and count how many (and how expensive) pairs of nude and black stilettos she’s bought since engagement announcement because it totally looks like she buys a new pair for every outing. I thought I’d share it with you, guys, because when I tallied up the total, my jaw landed on the floor and it still lays there.

Starting with nude because she seems to wear only nude pumps now (black in spring/summer, nude in fall/winter, definitely not merching next season clothing)

  1. $395 – Nude Tamara Mellon worn once in Australia
  2. $375 – Nude Stuart Weitzman worn twice – in Sussex and Australia
  3. $750 – Nude Aquazzura worn once, at Sentebale polo match
  4. $655 – Nude Dior worn once, at Mandela museum
  5. The same pair of nude Dior stilettos but in suede and bespoke, previous one was leather, worn once at RAF service.
  6. Nude Paul Andrew, not available yet, worn once, in Ireland
  7. $625 – Nude Manolo Blahnik worn twice – at Stephen Lawrence memorial and Commonwealth Youth reception
  8. $450 – Nude Tamara Mellon worn once, at BP garden party
  9. $695 – Nude Aquazzura worn once, at engagement announcement

It’s circa $4,7k with estimated prices of bespoke Dior and two pairs of Paul Andrew stilettos (they retail for around $600-$700). I was being generous and I didn’t count in the Stuart Weitzman pairs because she supposedly owned them before and worn them at IG 2017 opening and closing ceremonies. I’ve also counted down the Aquazzura engagement pair because she owned them for quite a while before the announcement.

Now black:

  1. $395 – Black Sarah Flint worn thrice – at Anzac dawn service, cookbook launch and on arrival to Australia
  2. $750 – Black Aquazzura worn twice – at WellChild and CoachCore
  3. $590 – Black Aquazzura worn four times (a record!) – in Ireland, at solo engagement, at engagement with Queen and Harry and at van Straubenzee wedding.
  4. Black Paul Andrew, not available yet, worn once, in Ireland
  5. Black Paul Andrew – same as previous ones but different fabric – worn once, at Hamilton
  6. $355 – Black Sarah flint worn once, at engagement with Queen
  7. $650 – Black Givenchy worn once, at Ascot
  8. $625 – Black Manolo Blahnik worn four times (it’s a tie!) – at Endeavour Awards, Invictus engagement with Prime Minister of Australia, Anzac Day service at WA and to the STEM event in Birmingham 
  9. $750 – Black Aquazzura, worn once, at Commonwealth reception
  10. $475 – Black Tamara Mellon, worn once, at Commonwealth reception
  11. $750 – Black Aquazzura, worn once, at Royal Foundation Forum

It’s $6,5k for black stilettos, once again with estimated costs of Paul Andrew stilettos. 

So, Meghan has spend (or was given) $11k for 20 pairs of only nude and black 4inch stilettos in the last 11 months. I don’t even want to think what one can buy for this amount of money but it is ridiculous. The highest number of recycles is 4! Kate has worn those horrible L.K. Bennett Sledge for 3 or 4 years. I would really like to know what she’s doing with those shoes, are the dogs playing with them? Remember when we thought she’ll leave NC with bags full of Cartier? She’d rather prefer her stilettos


Thanks for sending this in!

She’s wearing another sleeveless navy dress. At least it’s an Australian designer, but, holy guacamole, she must be buying a new sleeveless navy dress every month.

It is up to KP press people to assure in their releases and briefings that the tour is tied to the charity and the issues. So either they have given up trying or what we see is MM’s pr overriding anything else. Actually it doesn’t look to me that they are getting too much bang out of this. In AUS maybe but not outside of there.

motherofbulldogs:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I think they usually send out press releases to that effect. Harry and Meghan’s press releases are just different.

It appears to me that Meaghan is changing how the KP press officers that work for Harry and Meaghan perform their PR. PR for W&K is still typically work focused in a traditional royal manner. However, Meaghan and Harry’s PR seems to be taking a turn towards typical celebrity PR tricks.

Even Rhiannon Mills, Sky News’ royal correspondent, commented on Monday that the royals typically did not make such announcements before major events or tours in order to not detract from their work. In other words, the baby announcement on Monday was not normal for the BRF.

royal-confessions:

“Why couldn’t Harry and Meghan just wait one more day to share the good news with the entire family? Why steal the thunder of Eugenie on her big day? Honestly, they will always have a lot of attention than Eugenie, don’t try to take even that away from her on her one big day.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“I think it’s incredibly tacky and rude to announce to the family that you’re pregnant at someone else’s wedding. That’s akin to proposing to your girlfriend after the couple said their vows. There’s a time and place for that. Congratulations, I guess.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“I understand that it’s exciting news, but it was rude of Harry and Meghan to let family know she was pregnant at Eugenie’s wedding, They should have let her have her moment rather than trying to take away from her and Jack.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“I wish that Meghan and Harry had actually waited for the dust settle regarding all the hype around Eugenie’s wedding day before announcing they were expecting. It’s rude not to let Eugenie at least have her moment.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“It was downright rude of Meghan to announce her pregnancy on Eugenie’s wedding day. Talk about trying to steal the bride’s thunder by making it all about you.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“I absolutely hate that not even a full day had passed after Eugenie and Jack’s wedding before Harry and Meghan’s pregnancy announcement. They really screwed them over. Could they not have scheduled the Australia tour even a little bit After Eugenie’s wedding to allow her HER time in the spotlight.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“Meghan and Harry shouldn’t have announced the pregnancy at the wedding. Just let Eugenie have her day! She already came under enough scrutiny from the press.” – Submitted by Anonymous

In no reading of yours have you send “abortion” and not does anyone “want” her to have a miscarriage. I’ve send it before it’s all on MM and her body. All you do and other tarot’s is read the cards. And I agree logically if she’s not taking every precaution, again her, then she’s putting the baby at risk. That’s the outcome. Even if the baby goes term, it’s already being used as a PR Ploy, this child’s life is going to be – the child of “the spare” & Kris Kardashian 2.0.

talkingtarot:

Exactly.

she is still chemically treating her hair. The short strands around the hairline are curly cause they are too short for the chems to take there but at the roots her hair is straight. She is def still using botox too – under her eyes it is obvious. All countraindicated when pregnant. Pregnant my arse.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, I think she’s pregnant.

Oh, there are still some women who will get botox when they’re pregnant. They shouldn’t, but they do.

What I find interesting is that Megs seekers out Wendy Williams and Piers Morgan…2 controversial talk hosts to work for/with and they are the ones that seem to have a beef with her too. My question is why? What did they do or didn’t do? Thoughts…

I know Megs ghosted Piers. I’m not sure she has one with Wendy. 

I seem to recall reading something a year ago that Meghan had her resume sent to Wendy Williams’ show about having her on as a guest or something before she became known for dating Harry. Wendy wasn’t interested. I don’t remember it exactly. I’m sure someone else can bring up the details. 

I think Wendy just sees through all of Meg’s bullshit. 

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In the DM comments, someone said that it was chocolate chip and ginger banana bread. If so, she hit all three boxes: chocolate, ginger, and bananas. :-)

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I KNOW! I can’t believe I didn’t figure it out myself. I saw someone posting it, and I’m now waiting for the “Meghan’s tender secret tribute to her unborn child” articles. These two love their secret messages, don’t they?

Personally, I think it’s rather childish and gross (because the spooning bananas post was oddly sexual) and unworthy of a royal engagement, but I bet these two were cackling when they came up with it. They are mentally 12 years old.

What was the secret message in that banana, chocolate, ginger cake?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Chocolate is Meghan, who is black. Harry is the ginger. Bananas is shagging.

Put them all together and bake, and you get a “homemade bun fresh out of the oven,” i.e., A BABY.

It’s a Sussex Baby Sex cake. I bet they thought it was absolutely hilarious. No wonder they were laughing and joking all through that engagement.

I’m half appalled because this was, after all, a formal royal engagement where they were representing the queen, and half admiring because they got Rebecca English to EAT that thing. I bet they got a good laugh out of that.

newyorker:

Sinclair is the largest owner of television stations in the United States, with a 192 stations in 89 markets. It reaches 39% of American viewers. The company’s executive chairman, David D. Smith, is a conservative whose views combine a suspicion of government, an aversion to political correctness, and strong libertarian leanings. An ardent supporter of Donald Trump, he has not been shy about using his stations to advance his political ideology. Sinclair employees say that the company orders them to air biased political segments produced by the corporate news division, and that it feeds interviewers questions intended to favor Republicans.

I’m not trying to say Meghan isn’t an attention seeker, because she is…. But i don’t think she’s completely responsible for all the events turning out to be all about her. I think the press picks these stories and runs with it. At the moment the press has an obsession with Meghan, not charities. They are always going to find a way to focus on her. Even if she didn’t bake the bread they would find something else. The pregnancy announcement on the other hand was wrong and could’ve waited longer.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

The press always focuses on the crappy stuff–the clothes, the “looks of love,” the pda etc… The royals used to be really good at using that to attract attention to their work and the charities. That’s why we have had all of that diplomatic dressing and country-specific jewelry. It’s also why Kate’s charity work is tied to her art degree or her family or her love for sports, Will’s is tied to Africa and motorcycles, and Harry’s was tied to Africa, his mom, and the military. They know the biographical stuff brings media interest (particularly the Di stuff).

The problem with Harry and Meghan is that they don’t tie the biographical stuff to anything. She visited a fracking girls’ schools, similar to the one she attended as a child, which would have been a great way to tie in the biography stuff to an actual worthy cause. But what they did do? They embargoed it and focused on banana bread.

it has been this way since that Myna Mahila essay where she forgot to link to the charity.

I think Meghan is over excited and she just wants everything NOW! That and also I think she’s on some timeline. Which is making her rather reckless. I don’t think she’s thinking all the way through with the pregnancy and all the activities she’s doing, and instead is doing the positive-thinking-the-secret thingy that everything is going to be all right. She’s a geriatric pregnancy that probably took intervention to even happen so she should be chilling at home, not going to zika areas.

talkingtarot:

I agree. In the reading I did, the rest thing kept popping up. She needs to rest seriously. It even came up in my reading I did in September.

Plant look at duke of York tweets! They released pics of flower arrangements! Exquisite!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Thank you so much! This is gorgeous!!!!!! She had chestnuts in the arrangements. That’s brilliant.

The flowers came from Windsor Grand Park, just like Meghan’s, but the difference is amazing. I was wondering if Andrew had sourced them somewhere else, but no. Eugenie had the same resources Meghan had. She just did a lot more with them.

https://twitter.com/TheDukeOfYork/status/1052573067648610304

The arrangements had the same fuchsia details as the carpets and chairs. I love that.

https://twitter.com/TheDukeOfYork/status/1052573137601265664

Chestnuts, fuchsia hydrangeas and fall berries. This is gorgeous!!!

He looks so weird he looked weird at the wedding. Not a guy happy to welcome a child into his life. Tense. Maybe it is devalue stage with a narc or maybe the whole thing is getting to him but I think this guy is heading for major trouble psychologically. He is going to have a break down at this rate.

Yup. Something just seems off about him ever since the cookbook rollout. Doesn’t seem like the guys I’ve known in the past who are getting ready to be a dad. His immaturity is off the charts now. Almost wonder if Meghan is encouraging some of his immature behavior…

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Is it me or are these first few days of the tour kinda…blah? I can see why they announced the pregnancy, without it, it’s pretty boring so far. Just goes to shows she really doesn’t bring a lot of attention if not for Harry. Her main problem is people haven’t and can’t warm up to her, with Kate, people had years to know her and like her. With Meghan, it’s all rushed and hyped. Plus, I see why her legs are weirdly shaped with those jeans and boots!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s not just you. This has been a complete snooze fest. Her fans seem to be really excited about mundane stuff like binders, banana bread, and umbrellas, but to me this is like watching my cousin’s Instagram vacation pics, except my cousin dresses better, does more interesting stuff, and takes better pictures.

I wonder if part of the problem is that we don’t have very good pics. Tim Rooke and Chris Jackson are opting for Meghan’s preferred black-and-white pics and the monochrome palette makes this more boring than usual. 

Rooke posted some of his old Harry pic and the different between then and now is striking–uniforms, landmarks, bright colors, and animated expressions before and monochrome pics, anonymous locations, neutral clothes, and stiff social smiles now.

Before:

Now: