She is not wearing her engagement ring LOL. So funny the excuse was because she is pregnant, and yet she wore that wedding band and please she is not 9 months pregnant for her fingers to swell that much. Her stans are really crazy with all their excuses. Plus Kate never removed her engagement ring even 9 months in as far as I know. I have a feeling this is deliberate.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She’s really not wearing it? LOL, I wonder if it has anything to do with Harry’s new fight with the security team. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6314891/Prince-Harry-expected-demand-debrief-Meghans-security-scare.html

Yup, she’s really not wearing her engagement ring. I was a out to joke that her sugars will say it’s cos her fingers are pregnant swollen, but according to your anon they really are saying that! Loool! Then why is she still wearing her wedding ring? Lol. You know she’s not wearing to deliberately so we can all talk and speculate and keep her name in the the press. More PR antics. She’s very transparent.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, we’re going to now get articles about why it’s totally normal that she’s not wearing her engagement ring. 

Besides the occasional wardrobe mishap (tags anyone) this is the MOST boring tour EVER!!!! This is why MM PR-vomit isn’t working in her favor too much! Then we have Kate who literally has shown up a handful of times and we’re all like 🤗😄 Lol we’re all waiting for some big implosion of the tour and it’s basically random smelly farts, same ol same ol, hold hands, greet ppl, baby bump, no baby bump, rinse and repeat 😒

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Rebecca English has a couple of cute videos, but yes, it’s been a snooze fest.

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1055603278132723712

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1055601135317336064

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1055569265439490049

And this is a great Invictus story:

https://twitter.com/johnjdanks/status/1055028670815862784

https://wwos.nine.com.au/news/invictus-games-mark-ormrod-breastroke-gold/c81f2239-24c5-4424-a1e6-9e0fa586237e

Invictus has actually had a ton of inspiring moments. I wish they weren’t being overshadowed by Meghan and Harry’s clown show.

https://twitter.com/travelsonabike/status/1054042656488255488

https://www.invictusgames2018.org/latest/helicopter-triggers-emotional-scenes-at-wheelchair-tennis/

https://www.invictusgames2018.org/latest/helicopter-triggers-emotional-scenes-at-wheelchair-tennis/

https://twitter.com/ABCTV/status/1055406225221857282

https://twitter.com/RogerEston/status/1055591110167298048

We have only talked about Zika, but doesnt any of these places requires any vacine? If so, the irresposability started away before. Or would she have done it as soon as they married? I doubt. I remember a forum discussion if Kate would go to the Malaysia tour bc she would have to take medication and would probably be trying to get pregnant, but they went on tour and the pregnancy came after.

motherofbulldogs:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I have no idea what the vaccine requirements are.

There is no vaccine for Zika anyways.

Can you explain Meghan’s Mirror? Does Kate have something like this? Is it actually a style watcher who knows everything or is she getting fed the info from JM or MM? She always has exactly what MM is wearing almost instantaneously. How is this not blatant merching and why is that ok? Is it not really true that they royals can’t accept loaners? Is that another protocol that doesn’t really exist?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

MM is a copy of What Kate Wore and the other Kate fashion blogs. The owner also runs a Kate blog and she had interviewed Meghan as part of a blog business meet up or something like that. There’s a screenshot of an FB post she posted about it two or three years ago (sorry, I don’t have it, but maybe one of the other blogs does). As soon as the relationship with PH came out they “had a feeling that it was serious” and poured money into a new blog. Meghan had a “meeting with lawyers” around that time. Make of that what you will.

Everyone thinks they get their info from Jess. They are now saying that they get their info from Hello! Canada and I don’t think they realize that everyone knows that’s Jess. No one knows what the deal really is. It’s ridiculous and pitiful, but it is what it is.

KP has repeatedly said that they do not accept freebies or loaners. People have long suspected that they do get discounts. As far as I can tell, there is no law or rule applying to this. It seems to be just “protocol.” That likely means that Meghan and Harry are paying as much attention to it as they pay to the other “protocols.”

Enty also had this blind:

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/08/blind-items-revealed-3_6.html

I used to get really excited about the merching, but now I’m all “LOLOL, nothing matters.” They did a car ad on their wedding day! Harry’s merching Givenchy and Club Monaco!! Their entire freaking existence is a big Soho House sponsorship!!!!!!!

These two tacky sunglasses-selling famewhoring rent-a-royals aren’t going to be reprimanded by anyone. All we can do is sit back, enjoy the show, and wait for the inevitable taxpayer-funded Transitions lenses ad to appear.

Submitted: CDAN Podcast

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

CDAN/Enty has a podcast, and he did a short episode about MM.  I typed out what he said.  I paraphrased a bit, and left out some non-relevant stuff.

Here it is:

This one is about MMand how she made it from a pay-to-play kind of person to a Duchess. I know that John Doe was worried for a while because it’s obvious that MM or at least somebody close to MM reads the site and reads the blind items and then passes them along on to her just because of the reactions.  Then they try and get tabloids, or through other means, and to say that they’re going to come after – but you can’t come after the truth.  You can’t.  And to me there’s nothing to be ashamed about, that she did that; a lot of people come to LA and do they do it.  And she kind of… I don’t want to say the admitted it, but she at least kind of talked about it in her secret diary of hers.  Do you know the one I’m talking about?  She used to have a blog that she started in 2010. 

Now what was she doing in 2010 on tv?  She had been on Deal or No Deal in 2006/2007, and now she’s in 2010 as an actress… what is she doing?  She’s doing day parts: CSI Miami; Get Him To the Greek; The Candidate (which was a short film which means she did for somebody as a favour and nobody ever saw it); The Boys and Girls Guide To Getting Down (that was in 2011).. But she started this in 2010.  She’s doing like everybody else does in LA when you’re starting; you work when you can, you do these commercials, you do these one-offs and you hope that your show gets picked up. 

And what do you do in the meantime to make money?  Well, a lot of people wait tables. According to MM though she didn’t do any of that stuff:  “I don’t wait tables, I don’t have a side job.  I’m in the club of the fortunate few that somehow make a living playing dress-up.  When it’s good its f-ing awesome. The other 300+ days its harder than most think.  Humbling, gruelling, sometimes mind-numbing; but at the end of the day it’s all worth it.”  On twitter to promote it she said “Come read about the girl with the magical boobs.  Come read about sex, lots of sex.”

You’re not making a living with those five credits I mentioned from 2010.  I’m sorry you’re not.  You’re going to make like $600-$1000.. Are you making a living off of $5000 a year?  No, and you have had anything really paying decent… and Deal or No Deal is good steady work, but you’re going getting paid $20,000/week, you’re getting paid scale.. and you’re paid game show scale which is even less than scale. So that’s how MM was earning in 2006/2007; and that came straight from another suitcase person on the show.  They would go out, and they would find some rich guys and they preferred the sugar baby route…There’s no shame in that; you do you… Don’t later on in life pretend you were something else when you weren’t.  And that’s why the deal or no deal person came to me…

What really made me mad: The story about the guy who originally set her up with the pay-for-play date with PH is being kicked out of PH’s life because she’s afraid that he’s gonna find someone else to mess around with because that guy finds women like her.  It wasn’t PH’s first time to that rodeo.  Pay for discretion.

[…She was making money on Suits.. She didn’t get paid much in 2011 when Suits started, and she was living in two countries…] 

What it does when you go on Suits is it gets you a little more name and visual recognition.  People know who you are… you can raise your rates. 

John Doe was so freaked out that the Palace was going to sue him.

From Nov 23 2016 revealed on Dec 6 2016: Paid her ex $50,000 to stay quiet about dates and timelines.  Her friends are all selling damaging information to the tabloids.  There’s that whole dossier.  Apparently some nude photos and a sex tape.. Can you image a MM sex tape?

Scam: She gets clothes from her friends in North America for free, but then she tells PC how much the clothes cost and then splitting the cash with her friends.  She’s just pocketing it which I guess will be great for her drug vacation here later.  For her little coke and booze party.

(Rihanna and PH)

MM threw her potential sister-in-law under the bus by telling her gossip columnist bff a story.  They do not like each-other, but they pretend. (Kate and MM)

Chef ex was going to come out and say that MM only broke up with him and the ex confronted her about dating PH and it was only then that she moved out.  He was also going to saw that as a payment she hooked up with the guy that introduced her to PH, which she also did while living with the Ex.  So the guy that arranged the pay-to-play with PH had himself a sample; and maybe that’s another reason why she would want him to leave.  I wonder if he ever told PH.  Oct 20 2017 BI#3.

April 19 2018.  Hooked up with Brett Ratner during her Deal or No Deal days for free. 

May 3 2018.  Harvey. I don’t think she would admit to that.  Do you really want a part that badly? 

There’s a picture of her in Europe… She did some proper yachting when she got the suits gig.  That’s how she got involved with the guy that set her up with PH.  He was a middle man for Europe.  She wasn’t having a quickie for $200 in some guy’s apartment in LA anymore; this was the big time.  She was in Toronto, and it’s really easy to hop on a flight on a Friday night and go over there for the weekend.  Look at all the pictures over there.  She was making a decent living on Suits, don’t get me wrong.  But you get paid by the episode and there weren’t a lot of episodes.  Plus she’s paying taxes in Canada and the USA, and she’s paying an agent and a manager and she’s taking these trips every weekend? Please.  Yeah, she’s making more money than Instagram models but she wanted more. 

I think when she started living in Toronto, who is she going to date? A co-star on her cable TV show? … So she sees Europe as the place to go. Let’s go find some rich guy! So she does, she meets the guy who introduces her PH and he’s introducing her all around and at some point takes a turn with her.  You know what, PH is sort of looking for someone.. so she turns a one time transaction into a lifetime deal!

And I think that she likes certain aspect of it; from what I hear (I’ve got some people in Australia) basically MM is acting like a diva.  I wrote a few weeks ago that she likes all the trappings but does like visiting the regular people.  But if you look at someone like Kate, she enjoys visiting the regular people.  I think of MM as more of a Fergie; she didn’t want to go to public functions.  She just wanted the title and make some money of the deal.  Just like Andrew does.  Kate had to make that decision; William was cheating on her with everyone and she had a boyfriend for a while.. and you know they were back and forth.  It’s not that I think they didn’t get along it’s because she didn’t that she wanted to make that commitment.  You are giving up your life to be looked at and have to follow the rules and do as your told.

For MM its easier because PH is never getting to the thrown; but she doesn’t like doing the little meet and greets… Just look at her wedding; she had never met these people before, she just took a chance.  That’s why Reese Witherspoon sent back her invitation… I’ve never met this woman before why is she inviting me to her wedding?? It makes no sense.  She was inviting them because she wanted to meet them and be like them. 

She partied hard when she had to come back for her Visa in Chicago.  And she’s going to come back and party solo without harry because he can’t be around that kind of stuff. They’re not going to arrest MM but it’ll leak out and PH can’t do that because he has a responsibility and I don’t think she really cares about the responsibility; she wants to party.  Granted, she’s pregnant now so the coke and the booze might have to wait for next year to come around.

She told her ex she couldn’t get pregnant, so I’m guessing it’s IVF.  The booking odds are down on twins and they’ve stopped taking bets because everyone is guessing they’re having twins.  So if it’s twins; it’s IVF.


Thank you so much for doing this!!!!!

While I think CDAN lists blinds that are made up, or from s** stirrers or underminers (a/k/a lies) along with whatever may be valid, one can see Meghan’s situation from her resume. He is correct, the income does not support the lifestyle or her claims. So what did she do for income? I figured boyfriends and borrowing; he figures yachting, facilitated by Soho House I get (she needed to stay somewhere while visiting Europe).

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

And it definitely did not support Northwestern U loan payments. 

I don’t think she was affiliated with Soho House during that time period. That came later.

She started messing with Soho house while in college. Her ex bff released pics of them at Soho during that time. But I don’t think she was in deep.

Blind item, blind item!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently, whenever a royal speaks at an engagement, the charity receives gifts or some sort. But apparently, Megs is asking for the cash to be given to her so that she can pass it on to the charities. Hoo hum!!!!!!!!!!!!

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Wait, whaaaaaaaaat?

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/10/blind-item-11_26.html

Let’s see who’s dumb enough to give it directly to her.

Lainey this am: ” This, to me, wasn’t a great choice. The material isn’t ideal, especially not now. It looks like scuba material, which isn’t soft, which bends at weird places, like around her shoulder and under her arms. Also? That bra issue again. Which was happening before she got pregnant. Visible bra lines shouldn’t happen when good styling is in play. Good styling is understanding which fabrics work with the body and how those fabrics will adjust and sit and fit.” 1/2

anonymoushouseplantfan:

2/2 —> she’s throwing JM under the bus!!! Yes!!! I knew for a fact that JM is NOT Lainey’s cup of tea but I wondering when she would finally throw the necessary shade at her for her crap styling. But then Lainey goes on to further bury her nose in MM’s asscrack by saying the tag hanging off her dress was a garment care tag & the company is to blame. I work in fashion. Never have I seen a care tag at the bottom seam of a dress. It’s usually attached via safety pin to the neck label TO BE SEEN!


I think they are throwing Self Portrait under the bus, which is weird because Kate has worn that brand for years and we’ve never seen a tag.

https://www.laineygossip.com/meghan-markle-prince-harry-visit-fiji-and-tonga-during-royal-tour/51156

“fug Canadian bathrobe coat season”….hey stop blaming all Canucks and Canadian coats for Meghan’s godawful screwups. Mulroney is not beloved of Canadians (neither senior nor junior) nor the plastic wife. Nobody makes stuff look as ugly as Meghan does. Her pre-Harry life consisted of a) highly photoshopped pics in mags/Suits PR done by skilled professionals and b) highly curated half naked selfies on social media. Girl never had style.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Sorry!

Its not the first time we see nobody check her clothes, remember that coat cross/X sewing? Well, that time there was the excuse she was still not royal, but anyway she should take care of herself. It just made me realize, besides assistants, we haven’t heard of Harkles staff, remember when HM send ppl from her staff to W&K?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Samantha Cohen is still working for them, no?

I forgot to add a that the ONLY substance that has managed to seep through the belly-cupping, hand-holding, and family drama have been (i) the grants and scholarships from the Queen’s patronages, (ii) the Queen’s relationship with Fiji and Tonga, and (iii) the Queen’s message to the royal family of Tonga. I think that is because of Samantha Cohen.

OMFG,did you see the new ‘leak’ to Katie Nicholl to Vanity Fair ”Meghan Markle Has a Princess Diana-Related Nickname from Palace Insiders”…”According to a source close to the royal household:”I’ve heard the duchess us referred to as Di 2,because of the similarities to Harry’s mother” Harry has a lot of Mommy issues,MM is soooo obsessed in being Diana

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She mentions the see-through clothing!!!!! LOLOLOLOL.

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/10/meghan-markle-princess-diana-nickname

royal-confessions:

“Catherine has nothing to worry about- Meghan is the Fergie to her Diana. Catherine is the future of the Royal family. As Queen Elizabeth, Prince Philip, Prince Charles, and other senior royals pass away- the future heads of the British Royal Family will be Catherine and William (thank god) so why would the future Queen have to be worried about a minor royal like Meghan? It’s only a matter of time before the ropes are 100% handed to the heir and his children while Meg & Harry will be sidelined.“ – Submitted by Anonymous

Daily Mail

motherofbulldogs:

hunnymae:

How much has the Duchess of Sussex’s royal tour wardrobe cost so far?

By Unity Blott

Monday 15th October

Sydney: Walking in the gardens of Admiralty House

Just hours after announcing their baby news on Monday 15th October, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex were spotted walking in the gardens of Sydney’s Admiralty House

. Misha Nonoo black pleated Saturday skirt: £192.49

. Sarah Flint Jay pumps: £478

. Wolford Portland Turtleneck: £160

OUTFIT TOTAL: £850.49

Tuesday 16th October

Sydney: Taronga Zoo and Sydney Opera House

The couple kicked off their long list of engagements with a visit to Taronga Zoo before visiting Sydney Opera House. Tuesday also saw Meghan pay tribute to her late mother-in-law by wearing a pair of her butterfly earrings as well as one of her gold bangles

. Karen Gee ‘Blessed’ dress: £972

. Stuart Weitzman Legend High Heel Pumps: £360

. Martin Grant trench coat: £1,287

. Krewe ‘Gravier’ shades: £384.86

. Diana’s butterfly earrings and bangles: N/A

OUTFIT TOTAL: £3,003.86

Sydney: Afternoon reception at Admiralty House

Meghan flawlessly pulled off a costume change as she returned to Admiralty House for a reception hosted by the Governor-General, swapping her white shift dress for a khaki green pleated button-up shirt dress, her most expensive piece of the tour so far

. Brandon Maxwell dress: £1,728

. Dior Essence pumps in nude: £490

. Princess Diana’s butterfly earrings and gold bracelet: N/A

OUTFIT TOTAL: £2,218

Wednesday 17th October

New South Wales: Dubbo community BBQ, Victoria Park

The Duchess of Sussex paid homage to Australian fashion in a pair high rise jeans by local brand Outland as she arrived in Dubbo on Wednesday. Meghan, 37, covered the first hints of her baby bump in an oversized white shirt by Maison Kitsune, teamed with an oversized grey check blazer from her friend Serena William’s fashion range

. Outland Denim Harriet jean in Black: £140

. Maison Kitsune white button-down collar shirt: £40

. J. Crew Sadie ankle boots in suede: £178

. Boss oversized blazer by Serena Williams: £109.95

. Natalie Marie Precious Initial necklace: £272

. Pascale Monvoisin Cauri Nº2 necklace: £295

OUTFIT TOTAL: £1,034.95

Thursday 18th October

Melbourne: Government House

After an early start, Meghan started off the day at Melbourne’s Government House wearing an elegant ‘folded sail’ dress from Australian label Dion Lee. She teamed the navy number with a Martin Grant trench coat, which she later removed (pictured)

. Dion Lee Folded Sail dress: £703.23

. Gucci Sylvie chain bag: £1,510

. Manolo Blahnik BB navy stilettos: £556  

. Shaun Leane gold diamond cuff bangle: £995

. Martin Grant trench coat: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £3,764.23

Melbourne: South Melbourne Beach

After starting the day in a bussinesslike navy ensemble, Meghan later changed into flats to take a stroll along South Melbourne Beach. The shoes, from eco-friendly label Rothy’s, are made from recycled bottles once destined for landfill and cost £110

. Club Monaco dress: £325.26

. Rothy’s pumps: £110

. Martin Grant trench coat: As above

. Shaun Leane gold diamond cuff bangle: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £435.26

Friday 19th October

Sydney: Bondi Beach

Despite the damp and dreary conditions, Meghan looked radiant in a khaki maxi-dress from Melbourne-born designer Martin Grant’s 2019 Resort collection – teamed with Castaner espadrilles – as she touched down at Bondi Beach with Prince Harry

. Martin Grant pleated stripe long dress: £1,080

. Castaner canvas wedge espadrilles: £80  

. Adina Reyter teardrop pendant: £228

OUTFIT TOTAL: £1,388

Sydney: Macarthur Girls High School

The royal couple visited Macarthur Girls High School on the fourth day of their whistle-stop tour of Australia. She wore a blue colour block midi dress from British label Roksanda’s pre-AW18 collection, teamed with her trusty Stuart Weitzman pumps and a white gold bracelet from her favourite jewellery designer, Maison Birks

. Roksanda ‘Athena’ dress: £1,850

. Stuart Weitzman nude pumps: As above

. Maison Birks 18ct white gold flex wrap bracelet: £2,538

. Maison Birks topaz earrings: £498

OUTFIT TOTAL: £4,886

Saturday 20th October

Sydney: Opening the ANZAC War Memorial, Hyde Park

Harry and Meghan were greeted by adoring fans as they opened a new extension of the war memorial at Sydney’s Hyde Park in a surprise appearance. The couple arrived at Hyde Park with NSW Governor David Hurley, a former chief of the defence force

. Emilia Wickstead ‘Camilla’ wool crepe dress: About £1,595

. Philip Treacy OC 471 hat: Approx £780

. Tabitha Simmons ‘Millie’ shoes: £566.09  

OUTFIT TOTAL: £2,941

Sydney: Invictus Games Driving Challenge

Harry and Meghan traded their formal attire for casual looks as they took a boat across Sydney Harbour to Cockatoo Island for a special Invictus Games car challenge. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex took the private vessel from Admiralty House in Kirribilli where they were staying a guest of Governor General Sir Peter Cosgrove

. Altazzura ‘Acacia’ blazer in white: £1,180

. Mother ‘Looker’ skinny jeans in black: £159

. Tabitha Simmons ‘Millie’ shoes: As above  

. Illesteva ‘Palm Beach’ sunglasses: £182

. Invictus Games branded black shirt: Approx £21.89

OUTFIT TOTAL: £1,542.98

Sydney: Invictus Games Opening Ceremony

In a rare move, Meghan recycled a previously worn item when she joined Harry for the Invictus Games opening ceremony on Saturday night. She dug out a navy Stella McCartney cape dress first wore during the Queen’s birthday celebrations

. Stella McCartney cape-back ‘Cady’ sheath dress: £1,526.17

. Dior navy satin clutch: Approx £1,412.92

. Gillian Anderson x Winser London swing coat: £395

. Stuart Weitzman Legend High Heel Pumps: As above

. Birks cushion cut sapphire and diamond earrings: £12,021.53

OUTFIT TOTAL: £15,355.62

Sunday 21st October

Sydney: Lunch reception, The Pavilion Restaurant

Meghan opted for head-to-toe monochrome when she joined Prince Harry for an Invictus Games lunch with the Australian Prime Minister in Sydney. After skipping an earlier engagement due to exhaustion, she arrived by car to join her husband for a lunch hosted by the Australian Prime Minister at the city’s trendy Pavilion Restaurant

. L’Agence ‘Brea’ pinstriped linen and cotton-blend blazer: £510  

. Aquazzura Deneuve Bow Pumps in black: £490

. Orton ‘Avalon’ zip top crossbody bag: £171

. Outland Denim Harriet jean in Black: As above

. Wolford Portland Turtleneck: As above  

OUTFIT TOTAL: £1,171

Sydney: Elliott 7 Team racing

Following lunch on Sunday, the couple, who are expecting their first child together in Spring 2019, wrapped up in Invictus Games branded waterproof jackets as they headed out into Sydney Harbour to take in the action at a sailing event

. Veja perforated toe sneakers: £115

. Black jeans: As above

. Krewe ‘Gravier’ shades: As above

. Wolford Portland Turtleneck: As above  

. Invictus Games branded waterproof: Approx £87.45

OUTFIT TOTAL: £202.45

Monday 22nd October

Queensland: Arriving at Kingfisher Bay, Fraser Island

The Duchess channelled Pretty Woman in a casual polka dot dress from & Other Stories when she touched down on Fraser Island. The Duchess remained at the luxury resort where she and Harry were staying on the island for a much-needed rest

. & Other Stories Waist Knit Midi Dress: £89

. Sarah Flint ‘Grear’ sandals: £277

. Karen Walker ‘Northern Lights’ sunglasses: £221

OUTFIT TOTAL: £587

Queensland: Exploring Kingfisher Bay, Fraser Island

The Duchess of Sussex stepped out in one of her most daring ensembles yet when she sported a thigh-flashing dress on Fraser Island on Monday. Meghan, 37, wore the Reformation ‘Pineapple’ dress to explore the Australian tourist spot – where temperatures hit a balmy 24°C on Monday – with Prince Harry

. Reformation ‘Pineapple’ dress: £166.56

. Sarah Flint ‘Grear’ sandals: As above

. Karen Walker ‘Northern Lights’ sunglasses: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £166.56

Sydney: Garden party at Government House

. Jason Wu ruched-trim sleeveless crepe sheath day dress : £1,536

. Jimmy Choo black ‘J Box’ clutch: £750

. Aquazzura Deneuve Bow Pumps in powder pink: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £2,286

Tuesday 23rd October

Queensland: Leaving Hervey Bay Airport

The duchess, who is pregnant with her first child, boarded a Qantas jet on 23 October in an old linen shirt from J.Crew teamed with skinny jeans (pictured), before emerging on the other side in an elegant white dress from Australian label Zimmermann

. J. Crew linen shirt: £77.47

. Outland skinny jeans: As above

. Karen Walker sunglasses: As above

. Aquazzura DJ mules: £490

. Adina Reyter Pavé Teardrop Necklace: As above

. Pascale Monvoisin Cauri Nº2 Necklace: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL:  £567.47

Fiji: Arriving at at Nausori Airport

While on board the plane to Fiji, Meghan changed into an unusually demure white dress by Australian label Zimmermann (pictured), a label generally known for its statement prints and fabrics. She emerged at Nausori Airport looking glowing and refreshed

. Custom Zimmermann dress: Approx £600

. Stephen Jones hat: Approx £2,000

. Earrings: A gift from the Queen (N/A)

. Bracelet: A gift from the Prince of Wales (N/A)

. Tabitha Simmons ‘Millie’ shoes: As above

. Kayu Anna clutch bag: £173.52

OUTFIT TOTAL: £2,773.52

Fiji: Black tie reception at Grand Pacific Hotel

The Duchess of Sussex showed off her growing baby bump as she attended a lavish black tie reception with Prince Harry on the first day of their royal visit to Fiji on Tuesday 23 October. She wore a Ginkgo cape dress from SAFiYAA in ‘Fijian blue’ (pictured)

. SAFiYAA ‘Ginkgo’ cape dress: £1,095

. Diamond drop earrings: N/A (on loan)

. Manolo Blahnik BB navy stilettos: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £1,095

Wednesday 24 October

Fiji: University of the South Pacific; local market in Suva

Meghan beamed in a vibrant red gown on Wednesday morning as she walked hand-in-hand with Prince Harry to the University of the South Pacific in Suva (pictured), before visiting a local market. She paired the red number with Castaner espadrilles

Figue Frederica dress: £1,250

. Castaner canvas wedge espadrilles: As above    

. Shaun Leane ‘Serpent’ trace slim bracelet: £593

. Karen Walker ‘Temptation’ stud earrings: £175.08

. Hand woven cloth bag: Approx £20

OUTFIT TOTAL: £2,038.08

Thursday 25th October

Fiji: Departing Nadi Airport

The Duchess of Sussex started the day in a forest green Jason Wu design as she waved of her hosts at Nadi Airport in Fiji (pictured), before going on to change her outfit twice after touching down in Tonga. She teamed the dress with her Manolo Blahnik heels

. Jason Wu Collection fitted mid-length dress: Approx £2,229  

. Pippa Small Peepal leaf earrings: Approx £900

. Pippa Small ‘Oshna’ bangle: £115

. Pippa Small ‘Omeen’ bangle: £160

. Dior navy satin clutch: As above

. Manolo Blahnik BB navy stilettos: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £3,404

Tonga: Arriving at Fua’amotu Airport, Nuku’alofa

Meghan, 37, battled the elements as she and Harry disembarked the private jet at Fua’amotu Airport on Thursday in a £345 Self Portrait dress, teamed with Manolo Blahnik pumps. There was further embarrassment for the duchess as eagle-eyed royal watchers noticed the price tag was still hanging off her designer frock

. Self Portrait customised pleated floral gown: Approx £345

. Dior navy satin clutch: As above

. Manolo Blahnik BB navy stilettos: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £345

Tonga: Evening reception at the Royal Palace, Nuku’alofa

Meghan and Harry met the King of Tonga on Thursday evening for a glittering reception and dinner, formally kicking off the Fiji leg of the royal tour. The duchess stunned in a dress by Theia Couture, described as a ‘cap sleeve beaded silk satin column gown’

. Theia Couture column gown: Approx £800

. Givenchy satin clutch with jewellery clasp: £1,390  

. Birks ‘Snowflake Snowstorm’ diamond earrings in white gold: £7,137.36  

. Aquazzura Deneuve Bow Pumps in black: As above

. Princess Diana’s Aquamarine Ring: N/A

OUTFIT TOTAL: £9,327.36

TOTAL TO DATE: £61,383,83

@keepingupwiththebananadrama

I think the focus should be on the outfit total rather than include the jewelry.

I recall two incident with PC one a guy got on stage and try to grab PC and the another time a group of protesters threw paint all over PC car. Both times PC just took it in stride and continued about his business he wasn’t removed he didn’t get upset. PA was almost kidnaped.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Anne was almost kidnapped too, and HM was shot at. George also had a stalker around his school.

Shots were fired at Charles when he was getting ready to give a speech in Australia. He just focused on fixing his cufflink. 

Submitted:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Hi Plant, love your blog. You are so thoughtful and measured about all of the issues surrounding this poser. However, I have to respectfully disagree that the BRF bought into her at all, ever. I think they were NOT thinking with their nether regions, like Harry was, and they knew from the start that she’d be nothing but trouble. I have no evidence, of course, but I think they initially attempted to make her go away, either via a boatload of money or by just begging Harry to give it some time. However, they had to be careful because she’s Media Meg– they knew she would never hesitate to spill the tea on them. I’m sure lawyers were involved at some point, and I’m sure every move they make is designed to give Meg NOTHING to spill later. Hence the distance between H and M and all of the other family members. No access, no knowledge. That’s why she has seemed to get away with so much, and why she’s still doing it. She’d have something to spill if they tried to control her. She is a boil that will pop and disappear on its own, but they have to wait her out. 


All good points.

First she is so obviously wearing butt pads in that pink floral dress more pics have come out and it is very apparent. Second what happened to the bump? Third, rumor around London media is save space for some Royal news in 24 hrs. Have no idea what it might be and it is a rumor.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

The bump comes and goes.

The bump probably depends on how much low back pain she’s willing to tolerate in sticking her tummy out.

ANSWERING RANDOM QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TOUR, KM, MM, ETC,.  TAROT READINGS – OCTOBER 24TH, 2018

talkingtarot:

This is just a post basically of all the questions that have been asked to me this week that I haven’t been able to answer and I just put it all in one post. Sorry for the delay, a lot has been going on personally this week which is why I’ve been more inactive than usually. -TT

“Why is MM cradling her bump so consistently?”

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She wants to project the image of the “happy family” (Ten of Cups) even though there’s a lot of stress and conflict right now (Six of Swords Rx). I think she does this obviously for more attention (Star) but not in the normal attention-seeking way. Like she does it because I think she feels like very restricted (Four of Cups/Swords, Four of Pentacles) because of this pregnancy and her doing this is her way of rebelling or gaining that sense of control and power she feels like she’s losing (Three of Swords, Hierophant, Four of Pentacles, QOW) because of the tour (Hierophant,Six of Swords Rx). KP may be being much more strict on her and Harry, specifically her since she is pregnant, now (Heirophant/Four of Pentacles). 

I think she’s very very isolated on this tour (Four of Cups) and very very bitter or sort of mean (Seven of Wands Rx/Three of Pentacles/Hanged Man Rx). She’s sort of petty and catty-like right now (Three of Cups Rx) and she needs to be careful because there, again like I saw before, might be someone in her camp who is going to spill the beans on this behavior if she isn’t careful (Three of Cups Rx). She’s got a spy in her camp. She’s very much in isolation and isn’t really talking to her friends-or they aren’t talking to her that much (Four of Swords/Three of Cups Rx). She feels a lack of freedom and feels very restricted (Four of Wands Rx) and this is her way of restoring control by highlighting the bump, which is weird (Devil Rx) and switching the narrative which hasn’t been the easiest since this is a tour and they have schedules to fulfill and points to hit before moving forward. 

Her mood has been fluctuating a lot (Two of Pentacles), causing lots of rifts with Harry (Ten of Cups/Six of Swords Rx/Five of Swords/Hermit/Knight of Pentacles Rx). She’s sort of icy with Harry, I think more so the influence of the hormones (Two of Pentacles), but she’s sort of icy with Harry (Four of Swords/Four of Wands Rx) and their relationship is very routine-like right now (Knight of Pentacles Rx). She’s also very very forceful and sort of aggressive because of the hormones (Ace of Swords Rx/Chariot). 

This is a major change for her (Death) and Harry (Two of Cups) and they don’t really know how to cope with it (Two of Pentacles) and Meghan feels undervalued right now (Six of Pentacles Rx) which is why she’s sort of doing this to gain that control and feel like the focus is on her when it is mostly on the tour and hitting all those points because when they didn’t have any restrictions or help, like this previous week, it turned into a mess. Notice how this week the charities are getting much more attention (even if it’s the smallest) than last week when it seems they had no control and were free-styling it. 

“Why did MM leave her engagement in Fiji after six minutes?”

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I think she wanted to go (House/Star/Key). I also think she had some sudden pain somewhere or some health issues of some sort as well (Cross/Scythe/Key). She felt like it was starting to unproductive/unhealthy for her to be there and wanted to go back home (House/Star/Scythe/Key). She also saw this as a way to benefit her publicly rather than get the backlash she did and thought (Garden/Clover), like, “oh, I’m sure they’ll understand” sort of situation. Again, the hormones are making her crazy y’all! She was getting impatient (Mice/Dog). Her motivation for attending was dwindling by the minute (Mice/Snake). I also think she was having some secret health issues as well and that’s why she left so abruptly, other than the fact her patience was thin and she wanted to be at home (Woman/Mice). I don’t think she was that prepared either, as per usual, (Book/Mice) and again, was unhealthy or had some sort of health issue that came up out of nowhere. I think there is this underlying conflict, which probably relates back to my first spread above, of her having conflict between wanting to follow her own agenda and following what she is being told to do by KP.

“How to KM feel about the banquet she attended yesterday?”

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I think she very much enjoyed it. I think this was one of the times Kate really felt like she was in power (Bear/Tower) or sort of really played the role of “future queen” in a sense, like in her spirit. She was prepared and ready for this change (Ship) and this banquet was her really exploring her power and really feeling very confident about herself and her role. I’m guessing this is referencing the new glass order she got and her climbing up the ladder of power and presence in her position regarding that. Probably feeling very much empowered by wearing that, as a badge of honor in a sense. Though she was ready, she still was kind of nervous about taking the lead (Bear/Birds) but still very excited (Birds).Catherine didn’t have the tour on her mind and was putting all the gossip H&M were giving, across the pond (Ship), behind her and was focused on this banquet (Birds/Tower). #AnUnbotheredQueen 

She carried herself with class and grace and dignity as usual (Tower/Tree) and though very nervous, tried to appear calm and reserved and kept together (Tree). 

“How does MM feel about it?”

I think the news (Rider) made her feel held-back. I already talked before about how MM dislikes the power and influence that comes with Catherine’s position and this banquet was one of those things that sort of irked her (Mountain). Not in a very outward way though (Book), almost disliked it in silence. She’s putting on the facade she’s happy (Star) with it and some of that is true in a sense (Rider/House) but she still feels like once again, Kate is the big-bad wolf just coming to knock the shine off of her (Stork/Mountain). She feels like she’s blocking her bag as they say (even though their rich) and feels like Kate’s stopping her from going on and growing and going up as a royal. I feel like maybe this was not told to her or kept from her, probably to focus on the tour but also because of her hormones and her mood fluctuations, they didn’t want to take that chance of an explosion (Key/Book). 

I’ll do a second, more in depth part later. See you soon. -TT

I remember Harry sugars for years were calling Kate every name under the sun for not having that order thing from the Queen. Meghan is the best thing that has happened to Kate. Everyone is like thank god Will married her when they used to be like ugh Kate! anyway Kate looked like a real princess in that dress and tiara! I saw an anon concerned about her weight: breast feeding can suck the weight right off you. I got crazy skinny after breast feeding especially after my third.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, Tom Sykes/Lainey/Celebitchy et al are desperately trying to argue that the Cambridges are jealous and upset about all the attention that Harry and Meghan are getting, but I just don’t think that is the case. 

Meghan is great for Will and Kate. They look mature, serious, discreet, and functional in comparison. 

Kate’s outfits came across as a bit too girly and unprofessional before, but they are uber appropriate compared to Meghan’s un-ironed blouses, dirty shoes, and oversize bathrobe coats. Will looks more regal than Harry. Kate’s clothing bills appear frugal in comparison to Meghan’s. The Cambridge’s appearances, which used to seem too superficial, are better planned and a lot more substantive than Meghan and Harry’s.

Even Meghan’s crap family works in the Cambridge’s favor. Uncle Gary is no longer an issue. Carole is actually described as “staying behind the scenes” now. Pippa’s wedding was amazing (and discreet!) compared to Meghan’s. In addition, the Cambridges are now growing closer to the other royals.

I am not sure why the sugar gang is trying to spin the Cambridges as jealous or insecure. Meghan is the Fergie that Kate didn’t know she wanted.

“I thought KP’s first explanation was security issues.” I thought this was odd too that KP would say there was security issues. It’s like saying they weren’t prepared in advance. This whole thing was so odd.

motherofbulldogs:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Meghan likes the security excuses. Her 2017 trip to India was delayed “for security reasons,” and I think another visit also had a security issues, but I don’t remember which one it was.

In other words, Meghan made up an excuse so she could leave

I think you recently posted that Kate had about 60% repeats this year or is my mind completely making that up? Well, a certain someone has stated (without any data or info on how she calculated this) that Kate has only repeated 20% of the time this year and that Meghan has already repeated more in her first year than Kate ever has. I will never understand why she lies about things that can be proven wrong so easily.

duchessofostergotlands:

Hey 🙂 So I do indeed keep a break down of how many pieces are repeats. How I do it is everything she wears is a piece in itself so if she wears the same watch at two events it’s counted as two items. And I also keep a record of how many have been worn before. Then I work out percentages. The only thing not included is unidentified pieces. I also keep a record of British brands so if I can’t identify the designer then I don’t include it at all. Luckily for Kate and Meghan there are very few unidentified pieces because they’re so closely followed. So these are Kate’s figures:

  • 2018 (so far, not including yesterday because I haven’t done it yet): 65%
  • 2017: 64%
  • 2016: 56%
  • 2015: 69%
  • 2014: 63%
  • 2013: 65%
  • 2012: 45%
  • 2011: 29%

Meghan’s repeat rate right now is 26% (again, a few days still to catch up on so that might change). So it is lower than Kate’s but not by a considerable amount. I think next year is the year to look out for as you’ll be able to see if her repeat rate stays low or if she was building up her wardrobe with the intent of repeating more things next year. Also in case anyone’s interested Sophie’s repeat rate is way sketchier in terms of accuracy but it’s way over 80% 

I may compile a more detailed record so that people can see an entire year piece by piece to see where the number comes from. 

If it was really a security risk then fine but shouldn’t the RF’s team have scouted this area beforehand for logistics?Wouldn’t they be able to foresee that there would be local interest and tighten security since it was an open marketplace. This isn’t the first time someone from the royal family has gone to this type of venue. It seemed odd. More like Meghan was uncomfortable although she didn’t look it. She was smiling all the while.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

They would have scouted it.

I thought Meghan’s speech was awful. First she was all ME ME ME and then she started to get patronizing towards women in “developing countries”. She should look closer at her own country. Unless your parents are reasonably well off and you live in a district with a decent school, the public school system is going to the dogs. Its probably the worst in a “developed” country and far worse on average than in any “developing” country. And to go to uni, you first need a decent school.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Harry’s speech reads a little awkward, but the content is much better. He focuses on the issues and the scholarships that are being granted and even mentions one of the prior beneficiaries.

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