Palmer is a KP go to guy but he also likes to pretend he has some independence and so takes a bite out of them sometimes. He knows a lot more than we do about what is going on but probably not all especially the RF’s plan to handle this. It is an unpredictable situation because MM is so freaking crazy When the ugly divorce is over give Harry money, let him go off and do whatever it is he thinks he wants to do. He should not be a working royal. Imagine his next screwup ?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

The palace aides have supposedly had three high-level meetings on how to deal with the Markles. This gets crazier and crazier.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meghan-markles-dad-thomas-sparks-13012311

Why do you think the media still hasn’t outed Meg’s yachting, nudes, sex tape, first husband, etc..? And why has Doria’s past been omitted thus far? Do you think she or RF has a deal w media to publish info? They are treating the media like crap, so I don’t understand not going for it.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Legal restraints. Doria’s past can’t be published under British law and the yachting/nudes/sex tape have to be thoroughly validated before publishing. As the current KP stance seems to be that it’s all Russian photoshops (or something like that), they can’t be published.

I think the main reason why people don’t like MM is the fact that she’s American, hasn’t lived in the UK for more than a year and is already spending 1 mill on close in what… 6 months. That’s what people hate the most I think because you can’t make up reasons why on Earth you’d ever spend that much

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I think the clothing expense is really going to bite her in the ass. 

I have no clue what they were thinking. I expected her to pick some charities and start doing black-slacks-and-messy-buns visits after the wedding. Instead, she scheduled a ton of royal events and maxed out Charles’ credit card on couture that wasn’t even freaking British. Her appearances were all celeb or aristo events. Her leaked stories were about all the houses the Queen was giving them.  She skipped out on all of Harry’s charity and fundraising events (event the Sentebale Africa trip!). The only one she showed up for was the Sentebale polo fundraiser and that was just to have a kiss pic that would overshadow Tom’s interview.

I don’t understand their post-wedding strategy at all.

I checked twitter & the Queen was pictured going to church on the 30th. I wonder if we will get a CYA photo op of the Dumbshits & the Queen going to church later in August. The Cambs are coming back from Mustique to attend the wedding on saturday, so I imagine W&K are having to do another CYA photo op for the duchess dumbass. Then will probably head to amner hall until September

That seems to be the speculation I’m seeing. I would hope that W&K would be smart enough to start distancing themselves from this shit show. There is no reason for them to continue to bail out Harry. It’s a waste of their time and pr capital. 

I know this is a bit random, but are you able to predict things with Vedic astrology? i remember you said something huge would happen close to the royal wedding date that would cause them to cancel or something like that. Though they did end up getting married there was major drama that had some people thinking it would get canceled. So i guess my real question is when do you think the shits going to hit the fan this time around?

Sorry for the late reply.

Well, I think August is going to be a shit show for a lot of people, not just Megsy. (I am including Trump and more of his shit continuing, but that’s not really a shocker.) It’s just not a favorable month for things. 

We’ve already seen her father, Tom Sr., take it to her via Fleet Street this summer, with increasing sharp words. He does not appear to be backing down. Nor does the palace seem well equipped to turn down the volume on this mess. So, I expect some more fuel for these flames to come out in August.

But if I had to go for a specific time frame in August, then I’d probably go for between August 10 and 23, particularly August 10 through 18

What that will be exactly…I don’t know if anyone will know for sure until it happens.

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So Papa basically calls her an ungrateful cold bitch and confirms the rumor Momma disappears when Megsy is 11. And Platell in the DM calls out the polo PDA for Holly woodposing and says MM is “one calculating woman”. Says in the stripper heels her legs look like polo mallets. Pretty rough language for a “royal” unprecedented. I think this is going to move much faster than some had anticipated. What do yo think?

That dude is pissed off. Megs always makes things harder for herself. Some of this might never have happened if she treated the people in her life better. Oh well…

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Rumor has it, on Father Day, before THomas’s interview on GMB- they have brought him to LA and Piers and the producers had plans to have his phone call with Meghan recorded. It’s why Samantha was telling Meghan, via twitter, to call their father. Piers said that Thomas could have made big money but only got a couple grand for the interview. Her phone call was what they were looking for. The same for his birthday. It was all set up.

Not sure I believe that. If the press in the UK–particularly including Piers Morgan–had aired what was assumed to have been a private phone call with a member of the BRF, then there would have been a firestorm against the UK press. People in the UK remember the phone hacking scandal. Piers would have lost his job for that. Easily.  

Hi! fashion anon here- besides the family drama MM has a ton of press out there fishing for sponsors for her clothes. The stories comparing her to Kate the ” she dressed to compliment Kate” etc are all fishing and the “everything Meghan wore since the wedding” stuff is too. So she needs her fall wardrobe and it is not getting sent to her – she needs to advertise. She is also getting a lot of the brands the lifestyle bloggers get sent to them too.

Sorry for the late reply. Been on vacay.

I’ve noticed all the articles. It almost seems like overkill in some places.

Wonder if after all the crap that happens in August will permanently kill her chances with fashion designers. Guess we’ll see…

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royal-confessions:

“Dior, Givenchy (doesn’t matter if the designer is British – it’s still a French brand), Ralph Lauren and Roland Mouret…not even a year as a British royal and Meghan has probably worn more non-British brands than Kate ever did in two years. It’s funny how people would rip Kate apart when she dared wear foreign brands once even when she wears a lot of British fashion but now people are quiet when Meghan does it even more than her.“ – Submitted by Anonymous

royal-confessions:

“Weird that Meghan and Harry claimed that they were “only inviting close family and friends” yet all these random celebrities start showing up? They clearly just used that one as an excuse to try and bring more Hollywood attention to their wedding.“ – Submitted by Anonymous

“So Harry and Meghan don’t want to invite the British PM to their wedding, but they have no problem inviting George Clooney and Oprah (random celebrities that they have very little connection to)? Really shows where their priorities lie.” – Submitted by Anonymous

I think the tsunami of articles both from her and her family is to cover the quiet of the vacation period now. She needs constant coverage. She is now advertising for sponsors for the merch (Elle and People) and I am convinced her family is in on it with her. Make the RF look mean cold callous get her sympathy.

Oh, I DO NOT think her family is in on it. Megs would much, much, MUCH rather people be seeing her articles about her fashion and how she’s adjusting to royal life. This Daily Mail story is purely an attempt to put out the fires that her father is causing.

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At the very end of the story, the DM repeats what Papa Markle said much earlier: “I was silent for a full year.” That’s a man saying he knows how to be quiet. I suspect that given Megs has hit back in the UK tabs with the heart stuff is fake that Papa Markle is going to hit back with he was never invited to the wedding to begin with. It’s what many people suspected early on. 

And then we’ll be treated for another tit-for-tat between the Markles and Megs. It’s just going to go on and on and on. Meanwhile, Harry will eventually not get any press and start getting even more pissy about it. Such a lovely way to start a marriage…

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Oh. My. Gooood. The brother. He’s back, again. I mean… O_O ? (“Bombshell letter! Meghan’s Brother begs Queen: ‘Don’t Let My Sister Die like Diana!’) What the actual eff? It was so ridiculous I moaned aloud out of sheer exasperation and 2nd hand embarrassment reading it. Not since Trump taking office have I had to manually close my mouth. This is SUCH a freakshow it’s unreal. The Diana cosplay has officially reached new, demented, hights.

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https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2018/07/meghan-markle-brother-thomas-letter-queen-elizabeth-die-young-like-princess-diana/

It’s probably going to get even more demented. I mean, this isn’t going to stop tomorrow. 

My favorite part is this:

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You just can’t make up crazy like this.

Oh lord… shocked myself laughing out loud at your “Not Wihtout My Daughter” punchline. Pure gold HoB. Pure gold. Here’s to Tom Markle pulling a Sally Field. It’s also very ’90s, so riiight up the Markle alley. Here’s to an interesting summer.

It’s true though! It’s a full blown soap opera now, and it’s not going to stop tomorrow. I have no doubt this is going to go on until the beginning of September, at least.

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Do you think Meghan and Harry should respond to her family in some way? At first I thought people would eventually get tired of them since they haven’t had any contact with Meghan in many years and they can’t give any new info on her, but now Samantha might be on celebrity big brother and Thomas snr is threatening to fly to England to see her so and there doesn’t seem to be an end to what they’ll do for money.

duchessofostergotlands:

I honestly think that they have to do something but whatever they do will probably get a backlash. They could issue a statement but that could stoke the fires more. They could try to sit down with the Markle family and ask them what it would take for them to sign an NDA but if they don’t then the family would definitely sell it as a story that they tried to get them to sign an NDA. If they go a legal route then it again could create more attention or could backfire if they don’t win in some way. So yeah. I don’t know what I’d advise at this point but I don’t think they can let it continue as it is right now. 

There’s a full video of them leaving at Getty, Harry actually touched Meghan so she would move because she left first, in front of him. But that’s not surprising, at this point everyody should know Harry’s a pheasant and Meghan’s the senior royal and a long lost Windsor-Spencer

Might as well. He’s got to know by now that she’s never going to get protocol right. Things like that are exactly why she had her pr peeps leak details about the “dumb” protocol things she has to do now.

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Notice in the photo of them exiting Harry has both hands extended around her – he is afraid she will fall. It is a constant preoccupation of his – staring at her feet and making sure she does not fall. You see it on every engagement Harry watching her feet and letting her grab on to him especially around steps. Her inability to walk in too big shoes must be very obvious in person. But even when she was in fats he was nervous with her. She must have some serious balance issues.

Yeah, I’ve noticed it. It’s not new. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen her in flats though. I can’t think of an instance where she’s worn flats.

She’s sooo thin though. 

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Even in that bulky dress she’s looks super thin.

For an almost 40 yr old woman, who’s was suppose to be this “fashionista” has no style. Period. Notice the belt, usually she would do her coats w/ a certain knot, this knot tell me she had someone (ehem, stylist) tied her coat belts, cuz this one is sloppy. The color is awful! The heels too high for this dress. A black sling back and blk clutch would have been smarter, plus a low ponytail. How does one get monochromatic wrong? She’s trying waaaay to hard and it shows. IMO

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That dress is hideous, seems Mulroney is back in force, and yes indeed, she diminished her price tag. Good girl.

If it was a different color, it would look so much better. Pale beige does nothing for her and just washes her out. Ironically, this one fits, but the material is so bulky on her petite body that it again looks like it doesn’t fit or that something is off.

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The matching handbag and shoes don’t do any favors either since the color matches. She didn’t use anything to accent such a blah dress. 

Harry looks better because he doesn’t wash out with different colors of his ensemble. 

It’s started Houseplant! According to Life&Style, papa Charles is “extremely unhappy about the fortune he’s having to spend on Meghan’s upkeep.” The article is sooooo snarky!!…”Pinching pennies clearly isn’t Meghan’s strong suit”.…“has expensive tastes and it’s breaking the bank”.…”He feels like a walking ATM machine”.…”has spent a reported $1 million just on the American actress designer wardrobe”…”the rags-to-riches royal racked up a $2.5 million tab after joining The Firm”….Looooolol!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/meghan-markle-spending-out-of-control-163007

https://www.newidea.com.au/prince-charles-lashes-out-at-prince-harry-bride-meghan-markle-over-extravagant-spending

These are not reliable sources, but it’s interesting that the story is out there.

The irony that Tom Sykes & Omid seem to miss is that Tom Sr only told us of this conversation with the Harkles AFTER Megs ghosted him. All through their “romance” and wedding, Tom Sr. was silent. And then he apologized for staging the pap pics. The man APOLOGIZED. And yet they gave him the cold shoulder. And in the meantime, Megs is racking up a humongous clothing/jewelry bill & calling herself a humanitarian. This is so absurd it brings to life the saying: ‘truth is stranger than fiction’.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, and he had to apologize through the press because they weren’t talking to him. That was the issue.

And they ghosted him AFTER there were a ton of leaks from the palace about how they didn’t blame him for the pictures and they were so concerned about his health and the were going to go see him in Mexico. I bet he thought everything was okay and he had been forgiven and then he realized they weren’t taking his call anymore. That’s when he decided to apologize through the press.

I can’t remember if it is a PR anon on Skippy that implied Pa Markle is part of Meghan’s strategy or a tarot reader. THe more I see the more it seems he is part of the strategy, as now he is putting her as a victim. Before the wedding in the end she got what she wanted it was a circus but the more I see her the more it seems she loves the circus, just like her family.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I think it was one of Skippy’s anons.

I doubt it’s a coordinated strategy, however. I feel like it’s more that her family knows her and they’ve been in this situations twice before. They know what she’s going to do. 

Tom Sykes is on a roll defending Megha’s decision to ghost her dad now.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/now-meghan-markless-dad-seeks-to-shame-her-as-well

Jezebel, however, seems to think that dad deserves another chance. 

https://jezebel.com/meghan-markle-s-dad-is-really-bumming-me-out-these-days-1827623578

And so do the local papers.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/tragic-reason-meghan-markles-father-14910134

But I doubt that will happen if Thomas joins Celebrity Big Brother’s “eye of the storm” lineup. 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/16/celebrity-big-brother-theme-leak-heavily-hints-meghan-markles-father-thomas-joining-years-epic-line-7720057/

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anonymoushouseplantfan:

SHOTS FIRED!

You know it’s about to ‘go down’ when you’re actually slowly whispering “oh my goood”. Daddy’s got an in with the UK press now. It’s official. The Sun is his UK TMZ.

No response wringed from RoyalMeg or KP out of his Saturday & Sunday exclusives in The Sun, so now the old fox is shooting warning shots with a sharp loaded shotgun! LOL, good heavens. He’s basically going, ‘oh you thought this was embarrassing? Pick up the damned phone or I’ll show you embarrassment.’ He’s really much better at this media game than his daughter.

I mean…, “If I chose in a month, or couple of months, to go to En­g­land — I want to see my daughter. I’m thinking about it. I don’t care whether she is p***** off at me or not.”

And, “I still want to meet the Queen. If she’ll meet Donald Trump, why not me? (!OMG!) I’d like to be treated by the royal family like Meghan’s father. I should be regarded with the respect of any other father of the bride.”

Well you go daddy-o! LOL. Dear oh dear…

Here’s to him actually doing it. Can you imagine the brouhaha he’ll cause with Fleet Street chomping at the bit? The poor (literally and figuratively poor!) father, pictured outside of KP gates, not being let in, pouring his heart out to his darling daughter through the press in an attempt to reach her. Fearing she’s being held hostage in there; smothered into silence under a mountain of £€$£€$£€$ bespoke swag. DANG! Do it Thomas Markle Sr. Doooo iiiiiiit!


Thanks for sending this in. It’s turning into quite the soap opera. 

It would actually be a big chance for her. She could have a public reconciliation, introduce him to the Queen, and then leak that she’s now talking to him but being very careful about what she says because she knows he’s talking to the press. That would neutralize him.

But it sounds like she’s going to try ignoring him, which will just make him rant and rave. That’s going to look pretty funny when she decides she wants to do charity again and starts going on Heads Together events telling people that “we must all help” the mentally ill and families in crisis and there should be tons of support and no stigma.

The thing with doing it there own way is that they can’t blame anyone else for the screwups. I think that’s why the palace is letting them do this. They don’t want to be responsible for a couple of adult babies.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

They are going to get blamed anyway, by Tom Markle of all people. It’s hilarious because Richard Kay had insiders saying that the staff was desperately trying to get Meghan to make up with her family and she just refused to do so. Now they are getting blamed for it all.

Hollywood american celebrity way is totally different than the British royal way. Trying to control their image from day one she thought she can outsmart the british press and do it the old hollywood PR way and control their narrative. I bet know she’s learning the british press is totally different from the american way. Americans love the flashy celebrity world but the british world is totally different. We have the same language but different cultures. She’s finding out the hard way

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I think the main difference is that a Hollywood celebrity can live in the publicist bubble forever, but royals have to interact with the real world. Meghan sold everyone this Hollywood humanitarian image and now that’s crumbling down.

Omid is dumb to defend Megs publicly. Tom Sr will clap back with receipts of how things were good up until just before the wedding. Omid should really stop listening to Megs and her lies. She’s already burned him, when will he learn? I can’t wait for the next Tom Sr interview.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Well, that’s what I don’t get about this sudden “toxic parenting” talk. Tom was supposedly a saint (amply documented in Meghan’s speeches, essays and social media) until early May 2018. 

Whatever Tom Sr does after this she completely deserves. To label him as a child abuser after saying what a great father he was is sick. And all because he didn’t fit into her brand so she kicked him to the curb. It’s her fault that he opened his mouth and I hope he keeps doing it too. I hope he gets mad enough that he tells us all about his precious daughter. How she uses people and throws them away like garbage. How shes been scheming everything. You reap what you sow Meghan. Go for it Tom Sr!

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Meghan’s a bitch for treating her father this way. My father was a raging alcoholic who didn’t do anything for me or my two sisters. From everything I’ve heard her father was wonderful to her and to treat him like that? Bitch.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, it’s interesting how they use the language of abuse, but her dad was apparently fantastic to her until the tabs started circling and he got no media guidance from KP.

So, basically now that Mio has stupidly set up a rationale that Megs needs to separate herself from her father, we can probably expect that Tom Sr. is going to come back with everything that he did for his daughter growing up and beyond. Attempted ghosting isn’t going to work this time. Shall we take bets on whether or not Tom Sr. is going to appear on Good Morning Britain? Whether or not Meg’s previous Instagram posts will appear?

Just sayin’…cause this girl gives Fleet Street a lot to work with…

Re: Louis Christening Photos, Meg was obviously not matching w everyone else in room or the room itself. So, did she not get the message to dress in blue or cream; or did she intentionally wear the wrong color. I assumed her green was intended for Ireland, and she got a last minute invite. But, wouldn’t they want her to match for the photos? Is this Carole throwing shade at Meg by leaving her out w a pertinent detail omitted? Harry knew…

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Harry wore the right tie, so I’m sure they knew.

She probably wanted to stick out from the crowd, thinking she would look better if she wore a different color.

What has happened to the media since July started??? Many psychics had predicted the change in this period but I never believed them coz media was sooooo sugary. And now? Hahaha I’m absolutely lovin’ it!!!

nenny84:

houseofbrat:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I don’t know. I wasn’t expecting it to start this early.

I was. And it’s going to get worse before it could possibly get better.

@houseofbrat what do you consider “ the possibly get better. ” will be for them?

@nenny84 Have you heard the saying “it’s going to get worse before it gets better”? 

I know that things are going to get worse in the press, I’m not entirely sure they’re going to get better after that.

what is really funny about the humanitarian drive is – there is no humanitarian drive. Have not seen it mentioned much at all since the wedding. I suspect the costs have sunk any charity image. Hard to claim a commitment to the poor when your are wearing Dior.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

They seem to have tabled that until the fall, which is a really bad decision, imo. Its hard to argue that she wanted to devote her life to charity when she basically spent her first year as a royal attending celeb events and spending money like crazy.

Sykes is going on and on about how the criticism is racist and classist, but I don’t think that’s entirely accurate. I think the Brits have a very clear view of how they want their royals to behave–they are supposed so be well-groomed representatives who follow the rules and focus on charity and making the UK look good. He talks about how the critics feel that Meghan isn’t “People Like US” but I think the criticism is mostly about Meghan not abiding by middle class rules about behavior, respect and thriftiness. If Meghan had, say, announced right after the wedding that she was picking Reprezent, Social Bite, and Stemettes as her charities (to pick her most high profile pre-wedding appearances), and had then scheduled a bunch of charity visits dressed in Marks and Spencer tops and Strathberry bags and shown up to Harry’s non-celeb polo tournaments in Zara dresses, we would be having a very different conversation right now.

I’m surprised too. Everything is moving fast I was expecting the goodwill to last until the their first anniversary. I’m wondering if harry letter and her high end fashion is making the press happy to print negatively. Or her cut off date is sooner than 2yrs. I was predicting close to 5

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s pretty amazing. It’s been less than 24 hours since the big press event at Wimbledon and already all her top search results are negative.

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anonymoushouseplantfan:

OMG… Thomas Markle Sr’s sold a weekend’s worth of exclusive interview to The Sun [+on Sunday]…

Since Meghan’s not answering him, he’s texting some poor KP staff, and they’re not answering him either. And it’s been months. Yowza. Tom’s more shrewd than I gave him credit for. In one interview, he managed to make out that his Meggy’s terrified and being pressured by the Royal family, and on Sunday, it’s that he’s going to dies soon and doesn’t anybody care?! (That was for you Meg.) Oh and bonus: he ‘opened up his family album’. Oh daddy…

And he complained that the BRF should have seated Doria with them at the wedding, and not sat alone on Meghans freaking side(!!!) because she had nobody but celebrities there and looked like she was alone. In what universe but the Dingle Universe can you turn the tables around like this? Haha, it’s unbelievable.

She has officially ghosted her own father: “The phone number I had been calling Meghan on is no longer picking up.” LOL omg. Not since the day after their wedding. After which she seems to have burned her old SIM and phone and ditched daddy dearest. So, “I sent a text to my palace contact saying I would like to reach my daughter and got no reply.” Cheesus. This is so classy.

I don’t know if you guys know of the long-running soap “Emmerdale”. But the Markles are JUST like the Dingles on that show (including Meg herself, which I ID as Charity Dingle- prozzie, con artist and cold gold digger extraordinaire).

The BRF can bend over backwards, forwards and tie themselves into a pretzle – in the end, these American Dingles will find a way to blame eeeeverything on them when Meg bails in less than 2 years. They just can’t win this one. All they can do is to make sure there aren’t any ‘incriminating’ images out there to illustrate Meg’s coming narrative – so BIG SMILES EVERYBODY!


Thanks for sending this in! She has completely ghosted him. This is supposed to make his interviews worthless to the press because he has no contact with the royals and hence no news to share regarding any Meghan “trouble.” However, he has completely twisted it around so that the ghosting itself is evidence of Meghan’s troubles. 

I think they underestimated the Markles. These guys have been in Hollywood for a while. They know the tricks.

I don’t watch Emmerdale, but I’m going to look up the Dingles. It really is interesting how the BRF will always get blamed, no matter how much money or events they throw at this girl or many protocols they allow her to “break.” The old guard is clenching its jaw as she prances around in shoulder-baring outfits, turning her back on the Queen, Charles is wincing as he signs checks for French couture and worthless foreign tours, the entire family is grimacing as they pose for happy pics…and yet they are all going to get blamed when this turns to shit.

I think your last paragraph really nails it, and, yes, they are probably going to go on a huge “happy families” drive this summer, likely at Balmoral. However, it will be for naught. I think the real onslaught will come in the Fall when Meghan unveils some crap “female empowerment” umbrella program instead of the blockbuster innovative whatever that everyone is expecting.

I don’t like what her father is saying first he makes a comment about Harry not hitting her and know he comes out with she’s terrified of her new life. What is he doing. Honestly i can see her coming out with that kind of talk after the divorce with her father supporting the claims. She’s calculating and manipulative. They have only been married for 2 months this marriage is so toxic.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Her family knows how this is going to go. They’ve seen her do this twice before.