Prince Dumbass doesn’t seem to realise saying “you’re stuck with me” in reference to commonwealth nations, many of which have strong republican movements, is dumb. It’s like, “oh yeah? Challenge accepted. Bye.” LOL. Also, he’s showing his insecurities again. Self-deprivation is what people do when they fell unworthy. He’s got massive issues about being the spare. Another thing: if you had to pretend to love a brat like PH you’d be drugged af too. Serves MM right. No sympathy from me.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Such a weird way to word it.

So, did he need to emphasize that MM is stuck with him after she wouldn’t go to Africa this past weekend?

If I were Prince Charles, I wouldn’t let PH flee to Africa from time-to-time. I would make his ass stay and “attend” to his wife. Every day. If it were “necessary” for him to go to Africa, I would make sure M went with him. ONE MONTH. ONE MONTH after marrying her, he has buyer’s remorse? Tough shit. If they divorce or separate before 2 years, he should have his trusts broken in order to repay the Gov’t for the costs of that ridiculous wedding.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Ha! They would never repay the govt.

I dont like the body shaming or racist comments towards MM but I have always explained why I haven’t warmed to her & its always deemed racist. Hell, it took me until Kates 1st christmas as a royal wife for me to warm up to her. I think MM struggles to find that happy medium in regards to behavior. She either overdoes it w/ the sashay-ing up the stairs, talking too much or she “under”-does it by seeming lost w/ the shy-di look & having Harry guide her for every second of the event.

nenny84:

impossiblefiregarden:

whittneydoll:

regalmonarchist:

Yup. Some comments on Meghan are nasty and certainly should not be encouraged. But liking her should not be a requirement. She is just not royal-like from any angle. And the worst part is she doesn’t even seem to be trying. Seems like she is following her husband’s footsteps in becoming a Hollywood royal. 

What I find very frustrating about her is that, she never, ever, ever seems focused on just “being” at an event. She’s always looking around, focusing on what Harry’s doing so she can copy his every move. She’s constantly looking around, trying to present herself in a different way than what I believe is natural. She always looks as if she’s trying to plan her next move, and/or trying to alter her personality to fit into wherever she’s at and whoever she’s with, and it’s incredibly disconcerting and a primary trait of someone with narcissistic personality disorder.

Kate’s personality was fairly consistent from the time we were introduced to her when she and William were just dating, she’s obviously matured as we met her when she was pretty young when she was at school, unmarried, without children, even Diana, someone I dislike had her own personality and she was 19 when she wed Charles, but Meghan’s nearly 40-year old divorcée and a woman with an established career and doesn’t appear to have a single shred of her own personality and seems to survive off social cues to dictate her every move.

Very well said

1_I am really enjoying the Jolie/Markle comparisons because Markle reminds me SO much of Jolie in public. The ludicrous out of touch pronouncements too – remember how Jolie’s under-five kids were versed in world affairs and each had their favorite foreign language in which they were becoming fluent? But you know who is not enjoying themselves?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

2_SUGARS. They’re not having fun. They are probably pumping each other up in private while expressing anxiety in pms. They are a fandom – we all know how those work. They wanted to see Harry Meghan do the Cambridge stuff, make appearances, interact, be playful together, laugh together. The Cambridges didn’t cling but were clearly a unit.

3_The Sugars are not having fun because the pda with Harry and Meghan is “off” and they know it. There is no eye contact, no he says something and she laughs, she says something back and he laughs, people around them enjoying it. It’s weird. Sugars are looking for their romantic “fix” and it’s not there. Every time they have an appearance Sugars hope they’ll get more but it’s always the same.

4_so I know they are disappointed. The politics of fandom mean they can’t admit it to the whole fandom, but you know little clusters of them worry among themselves. Added to which her fashion fails, and the rest of the RF giving them the Big Chill, this is not playing as they expected.

5_Sugars may play the race card, but that would only work if Meghan truly looked great, but her looks were being picked apart anyway. Or if she were clearly doing a stellar job but getting unfairly dinged for not being robotically perfect. However, Meghan is a hot mess and they can see it for themselves, both fashion and job performance. So they are left with spinning themselves.


I can’t speak as to the politics of fandom, but I do think Meghan set some expectations that she cannot hope to meet now. That’s part of the problem.

Another part of the problem is that Meghan is “getting” stuff based on absolutely nothing. The fun part of watching the seating arrangements, events, loaned jewels, family orders, etc… is that they were supposedly based on work done, personal relationships, discretion, lack of scandals and stuff like that. Meghan is “getting” stuff based on absolutely nothing–heck, she’s likely getting them because she’s a complete fuck-up and needs the extra help–and that makes the “gets” absolutely meaningless. It’s hard to fan-girl that.

not seeing much wedded bliss in the pics from the garden party especially in the car when leaving nor for that matter in a few of those wedding pics. He cried 2x’s during the ceremony! He alternated between smiles, crying and a look of utter despair. His brother while waiting for the bride was telling him stories bout Mom to comfort him. So while the wedding did occur I think you are right that summer will be very interesting. And yeah her body weight suggests amenorrhea.

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(old ask)

Why do you dislike Meghan so much? Has she done something really bad? I’m sorry I just don’t keep up with the royals so I’m not understanding why you don’t like her.

What is there to like? Crappy fashion? Bronzer overuse? Turning her back on the Queen in public?

She’s a famewhore who can’t stop famewhoring. 

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https://houseofbrat.tumblr.com/post/174130350604/youre-such-a-dumb-stupid-bitch-how-is-meghan

https://houseofbrat.tumblr.com/tagged/markle-stans

MM sugars in the DM comments are trying to justify her massively expensive wardrobe by saying she gets them for free in exchange for PR for the label!! They’re so dumb and ignorant of the royal family rules that they’re defending her by doing something that is completely against the rules!! Not even just a protocol breach. Something that she literally isn’t supposed to do, ever. But they’re all “she’s totes merching and it’s super cool and normal.” Wow.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, wow. 

People want Meghan to fuck up but let’s be real here: She’s not a dumb cookie. She knows what this entails and will be on her best behavior. Meghan’s hiccups are made up and the furthest from anything bad but let’s be honest, they wouldn’t keep putting her out there if they felt she wasn’t ready. Kate has shown her ass to us multiple times over the years because she doesn’t know what a skirt weight is. Her first engagement with the Queen, she wore a skirt that was too short and bare legs.

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Dumb cookie? Please stop insinuating that Cookie Monster is dumb. Cookie Monster is much smarter than Megs because Cookie knows not to turn his back on the Queen.

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work in fashion and I tell you factually she is doing paid product placement – Givenchy and Birks at the least probably more. In the industry it is known she has been searching for a sponsor for awhile now and she got Givenchy. That is weird for a royal. She is going to bail. Piers M knows all and will spill some is also the rumor.

Interesting. I suspected as much with her crappy sample looks. 

I expect Fleet Street–and I’m including Piers as part of that–to dump a LOT on her this summer. There is no reason for them to wait. She’s done all the possible big stuff, and the press will need something to publish this summer.

If she could have learned to keep her mouth shut and stop baiting the press for good coverage every two seconds, she might have had more of a chance. But since she doesn’t know how to live without constant press coverage, well, constant press coverage will be what she gets.

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I don’t think she cares if she’s accepted or not, as long as she can spin it that she is, or do the Angelina Jolie trick of acting as if you are in conversation with somebody when you’re not. The queen smiles and watches a performance, looking straight ahead, you become animated and chat at her even if she’s not responsive. Kate looks at/says something to Harry, you look up and smile/laugh as if she said it to you. She doesn’t care if it’s real. Image is all she cares about.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

MM’s PR baffles me! Like why?? You got the ring, your husband is smitten by you, you have money, title etc. Just sit back and enjoy your life of luxury. I mean what more do you want? What more there is to want? When your husband and in laws are standing with you (at least they are giving her a chance and are being more cordial than required) why all this PR for public? I dont get it. Is there something that Im missing about the life of rich and famous? She doesn’t need to be in news constantly.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Isn’t that interesting? One would expect her to take some time to just enjoy life with the man she supposedly loves, particularly since they spent very little time together during the “whirlwind courtship.” But instead they take breaks and go their own ways and focus on photo ops. 

Submitted: Empty vessels make most noise.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Agree: MM wants max attention 100% of time.She wants to be in the spotlight always just for being who she is. 

IMHO (1) problem is there is ZERO content behind all her communication. There is nothing original, creative or authentic, nothing that is productive or contributes, Whether it was her bad acting in Suits, vapid superficial blog with photos of her hugging black children posted weekly from her 2 outfit Rwanda trip, can’t handle a knife cooking show, photoshopped fashion shoots or her self congratulatory “humanitarian” speeches and articles.

Empty vessels make most noise. 

As a society, are we more focused on image and surface appearances than any time in the past? I was at two networking events in the last 2 days and the marketing, branding, image, PR people far outweigh the people who develop, grow, build and create the important stuff. That’s the only explanation for how she got where she is. Or do you have another?

Your blog makes you sound like a really sane and rational person so….what fascinates you about her?


No, I don’t have another explanation. This entire “relationship” has been an exercise on branding vs. substance, imo. Meghan is the Pets.com of the royal world. I mean look at all the fantastic work that Will is doing right now, but all we hear about is Meghan’s fluff. That’s the world we live in.

Two things keep me riveted to this train wreck. First, I’m totally fascinated by the Talented Mr. Ripley aspect of it. I really do think that she is a chameleonic con artist using other people to rise up the fame the ladder. She has done it twice before and this time will be no different. I fully expect her to ditch “violent and controlling” Harry in two years and drive off with a royal toddler and a truckload of “official Di collection” and Cartier diamonds.

Second, I’m baffled by the BRFs actions. Why are they allowing this? Are they really this dumb? They probably are, but, cheesus, this is extreme. They are trying really to inoculate themselves from racism accusations with sleepovers with the Queen and tons of stories about how much Charles loves her, but they must know that it’s not going to help.

Am i the only one that’s noticing that Markle has been looking sickly? I first noticed a tiny difference during the Northern Ireland appearance and she’s been slowly looking worse since. Her eye area looks dark and and sunken in and her complexion is dull. I think she may be wearing so much bronzer to cover her gaunt appearance. Maybe it’s just me though.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I noticed a change in demeanor after Christmas–much more hesitant and withdrawn. It got worse after the wedding.

I haven’t noticed her looking sickly, but it’s hard to tell because there is so much makeup involved.

Meghan is doing it right now matter how you want to flip it. She is trailing the Queen and Her Majesty clearly agrees to it as well as having her own personal ex aide guide her. Meghan wants to get this right and is bringing in her dream team from DAY ONE! Meghan’s only been an official Royal for 2 weeks and she’s already shitting on Kate’s entire first two years!

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I don’t care that this ask is a few weeks old. I knew Megs would fuck up spectacularly and resort to repliKate. Articles are already being written on how Megs doesn’t know how to be a duchess original. She can only copy Kate for success.

Yeah anon, as last Saturday showed, Megs is really putting the fear of god into Kate, who is–no doubt–going to spend another week with her children not at all worried about Meg’s future fuckups this summer.

None of the z-list friends she has ghosted can do anything. They don’t have the power of Piers. So I stand by my statement that ghosting Piers Morgan is the dumbest thing she’s ever done.

Maybe. Cory & Trevor can always find ways of “talking-but-not-talking.” I don’t know all the people Megs has pissed off in her life, so there’s still the possibility of some shit coming out of the middle of nowhere. Piers Morgan is a known known in Megs life. I don’t know what else she has out there, but it’s definitely more than Piers though. 

I think the most significant thing about Piers at this point is that since he’s a member of the press, it means that other members of the press will try to scoop him if they find out he’s going to break something big. 

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Eh… Looks to me she’s got her hero, Angie’s, type of body (minus the big breasts). Angie’s got a short, square torso too, and skinny af limbs. Even when she was younger. Though the plumpness of youth (and bigger boobs) do soften things up. As she grew older, the “bag of bones” look became more prominent. Her Tomb Raider bod wasn’t real. Anyway, I think this unfortunate Spongebob stick bod is Meg’s natural shape and not from starving. Babies though? Let’s hope not. That would be one f-up child.

I concur.

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That video of them presenting the trophies is very telling. It’s quite obvious that PH is giving her Duchess Lessons. Several times, their facades slip and it seems to me that their loved-up, smitten, besotted period is close to over, if it isn’t already. PH expected a glamorous “starlet’ to hit the ground running. M expected the glamorous parts of Princess Di’s life. Neither got what s/he expected. Reality has finally hit them both. Hard. I still think M’s ugly pics started it with PH.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

He is constantly telling her what to do.

Oh, but reality is going to start hitting back harder in the coming weeks. 

I always fear that her legs might break LOL. For the other anon, as for the tarot cards saying shes pregnant, ive seen many before they even married that she would struggle to conceive & showed she might actually suffer from a miscarriage. Regardless of what tarot cards say, its 50/50 on her having a kid.

Given that she’s of advanced maternal age and that she does not look like she has the healthiest figure, I’d be shocked if she could actually conceive and carry a baby to term. She looks like she’s allergic to food. Her dressing in baggy or loose fitting clothing like she did today will probably fool some people except those of us who notice she’s extremely slim.

I’ve seen the same with other tarot readers based on the handful I’ve seen. I’ve yet to see one saying that they’ll have a happy marriage with lots of kids. Which is actually what Harry wants. Except he’s not going to get it with her.

Tarot cards say shes prego now. Possible announcement in august. Dear lord

Which tarot cards? I’ve seen a lot, and I’ve only seen one that mentions that. 

I don’t think that’s worth worrying about though. I have a feeling that she wants people to think she conceived as soon as possible, but I suspect she’s going to have a harder time conceiving than most people think. This summer just isn’t a good time for those two to be attempting conception.

I mean, look how slight she looks in this picture and remember that the camera “adds ten pounds.”

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Also, boobs get bigger when you’re pregnant, and there doesn’t seem to be a big change in her upper torso. Just slouchy posture.

What’s going on around the waistline of that dress? The fabric looks puckered.

I’d say “what waist?” since she doesn’t have much of one. But it looks like there is a design embroidered around the waist/torso on the front. 

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But really, she does NOT have the figure to pull off something like this. It literally looks like an oversized blouse with a belt. 

Givenchy has got to be rubbing their eyes against the wall wondering why they gave her this. She’s going to make all the fashion houses look bad every time she wears something of theirs.

Ghosting Piers Morgan was the dumbest thing Meghan has done. He is just getting started.

Ghosting a LOT of people is going to cost Megs in the near future. Everyone she’s dusted seems to have good reason to hate her. She could have saved herself by inviting so many people to the wedding. But NOPE!

Even Kate’s Uncle Gary went to the wedding, and obviously Uncle Gary never got a 30-minute interview on British national morning television.

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Submitted: I’ve counted more than USD 700000 from November Engagement

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Hello Plant, I found these prices and items on Meghan’s Mirror. I didn’t calculate evry item and some items where sold out or bespoke. I didn’t repeat the items she did recycle a little. Engagement interview (?) Parosh dress
Engagement pics 75000
Nottingham 400 skirt + 600 purse + 250 boots
Sandrigham 798 boots + 1400 purse + (?) hat + 1300 coat
Brixton (?) pants + 725 ring + (?) M&S jumper
Wales 1500 coat+ 825 boots+ 375 purse+ 200 pants + 495 jacket + 1495 Birks ring + various earrings
Endeavour Awards 280 shirt + 1500 blazer + 600 pants + 2000 clutch
Scotland 2400 coat + 560 bag + 395 pants + Birks jewelry for 12000
Fab Four Royal forum 700 shoes + 2000 dress + 90 earrings
NI 445 skirt + 350 bag + 625 pumps
Invictus rehearsals 2400 jewelry + 498 boots + 200 coat
Young women Birmingham 210 coat + 1350 bag + cross bracelet 650 + 950 rose du matin bracelet
Commonwealth service 675 dress + 1100 jacket + (?) hat + 625 shoes + 625 purse
Commonwealth CHOGM empowerment 400 dress + 750 shoes
Commonwealth youth forum 550 jacket + 1700 dress + 475 shoes + 300 bag
Invictus Reception dress 600 + 12500 earrings Cartier + 1000 Natalie Marie Ring + Roland Mouret Purse 900
Queens Birthday dress aprox 2000 + 1490 clutch + 625 shoes + set of esrrings and two bracelets Shaun Lean 8700
Stephen Lawrence Memorial dress 595 + clutch 350 + shoes 625
Anzac Memorial Smythe coat 750+ 395 shoes + 900 Gucci clutch
Anzac Service Jimmy Choo clutch 950 + 1050 hat + EW Bespoke dress 2000 (?)
Wedding 200000 dollars Givenchy + 100000 Stella + 68000 Cartier earrings + 155000 bracelet + 800 (?) shoes
PC birthday 5300 (as on MMirror)
Trooping 1100 hat + 5000 dress (?) + Carolina Herrera clutch
Chester 1050 bag+ 350 pumps+ 2000 bespoke dress and cape (?) +
Spencer Wedding 5000


Thanks for submitting this. You are amazing!!!!

I would take off the wedding dresses and the shoes, just to be fair. That’s a special occasion and I would expect those prices to be through the roof. 

However, that’s still close to 400,000 dollars ($390k according to my math and we are still missing several items like the VB sweater and some stuff that doesn’t have prices).

To put that in context, Kate’s most expensive fashion year ever was 2017. She spent $160k.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5196323/Duchess-Cambridges-119K-shopping-bill.html

She spent about 105k pounds in her first year as a royal (roughly, Liz Jones’ calculations cover June 2011-2012). Her most expensive piece of jewelry was an Asprey necklace that cost 3k pounds.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2165211/Kate-Middletons-105k-wardrobe-Duchess-Cambridge-worth-penny-says-LIZ-JONES.html

LOL, I remember thinking that was absolutely ridiculous, but Meghan has spent FOUR TIMES the amount in six months. Heck, I think Kate’s entire first year clothing allowance barely covers ONE of Meghan’s Cartier bracelets.

This is absolutely insane.

Thank you so much for doing this. I owe you big time.

Good evening HOB, you think it’s idea of Meghan or Piers? I see this as a revenge for Piers because he knows all the truth about her

Thomas Markle’s interview is clearly the work of Piers Morgan. I literally do not understand why anyone would think Megs set this up. 

That said, Piers probably knows all the dirt from working in the media, just like the rest of Fleet Street. Piers wasn’t going to wait for anything to happen to start instigating this shit, so he got the party started. The rest of Fleet Street is waiting for an invitation, which Harry & Megs will no doubt give sooner rather than later. Because they are that dumb.

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Oh, this summer of fire is just getting started!!!

#fleetstreetalreadyhaswhattheyneed