I’m surprised Meghan’s past isn’t on the headlines yet, especially when Harry and Meghan snubbed a lot of press and photographers from their wedding

Fleet Street is biding their time. They have the goods; they’re just looking for the opportunity. For now they’re just following the wedding high. Once that’s over, then there’ll be no reason to hold back. They’re not going on a honeymoon right afterwards; Harry & Megs are stupidly seeking more press.

It’ll come out sooner than later I have no doubt about that.

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I read in a Spanish version of the Vanidades magazine that Meghan won’t sign a pre nuptial did you think this is real? If this is real what an idiot!! 😒😒 when she gets bored she’s gona get the half of his fortune.

Harry can’t sign a pre-nuptial agreement because all of his assets are in trusts, which means that Megs can’t be required to sign one either. She apparently had to sign a non-disclosure agreement though. Also, as a member of the royal family, they keep their financial information private so that it can’t be lost under litigation. Megs will never get half of Harry’s fortune. If Megs is planning on getting millions from Harry based on what Diana got, then she is sorely wrong. Megs is never going to be the mother of a child who will ascend to the throne. She will never have the popularity that Diana did. She has nothing to negotiate with to force the BRF to give her truckloads of money.

You’ve given up too? So you think the wedding will happen?

For me at this point, I don’t really lose anything, and I’m too tired to care. I’m not Harry, who’s marrying a psycho that will destroy his life. I’m not a Markle stan who will be devastated when Fleet Street starts publishing all the dirt on Megs that she thought wouldn’t be published until she ditched Harry. 

Does she really expect that Charles will want to do favors for her when he doesn’t like her? Honey, Megs, Charles and everyone else in that family sees right through you. There will come a day sooner rather than later when they will not put the backing of the Buckingham Palace and Clarence House press offices on Fleet Street to save your ass. 

Yeah, people may nitpick with me about me being wrong, but I don’t care. Doing predictions publicly is always risky since you might be off or you might be right. 

I’m more concerned with finishing some books from the library that are due on Sunday. I got a life that doesn’t revolve around Harry’s dipshit actions and Meg’s famewhoredom.

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I’m thinking PH/MM believe once they have children it will be endless photo-ops w/their very own PG/PC, and everyone will love them and they will outshine PW/DC. The problem is the Markle family is NEVER going away and PH/MM’s child will give the Markles (& Doria) endless photo-op and press/interviews. This circus will NEVER end. I agree w/you HoB that PC will have to permanently sideline PH (&cut his pay). It will be the only way to save the Monarchy. Seriously.

I suspect Charles will just cut Harry off financially first. We won’t know about it, but it’ll mean that Harry will have to pay for everything out of the money Diana bequeathed to him. No one knows how much of that there still is. But at the rate Meghan spends it probably won’t last as long as Harry thinks it will. 

IF Harry & Megs are able to conceive–and that’s an IF because IVF does not guarantee a pregnancy let alone a delivered baby–their children will never be as sought after as Will & Kate’s. Beatrice and Eugenie were never as popular for international photographs as William and Harry. That’s one thing H&M seem not to understand. And that their stans don’t seem to understand either. I’m sure Megs is already planning names and pap opportunities; however, part of the reason why people go gaga over George and Charlotte is that we see them on few occasions. H&M’s strategy is to send everything straight to the tabs because they want their headlines and front pages. They would never get the huge crowds at the Lindo Wing like Will & Kate because none of their children will be close to the throne. Harry is currently number six, which means all his children will be even lower down the ladder. And I don’t think Megs would even be able to do a same day photo op after giving birth; she looks too frail.

I think much of the Markle family will go away after the wedding. They’re not going to stay in the UK. Most of them seem to have lives of their own except for a few, and at a certain point they’ll become old news, possibly sooner than we think. 

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Megs sugars will never answer ours questions about the Raglands blackout and the fact that Harry never met Tom Sr in person. They had no issues publishing the dirt on Kate before/during/after her wedding but when it come to precious Meghan they only post the positives. Selective memory folks. And talking about that, would mean facing a harsh reality that their favorite is as rotten as that entire family. And they can’t do that yet, give them 2 years.

Some of the Markle stans really don’t seem to know anything about the royal family. I saw one today that had no idea that the Queen still had two other dogs and just assumed it was Markle’s beagle with the Queen because “granddog.” 

Then there are others that maintain some bizarre kinds of look forward not backward because I guess that worked with President Obama regarding the US’s torture and violation of its own laws.  

I can only assume that some of these people are too young to understand what kind of shit show is going on because it’s been pretty smooth sailing for the BRF as a whole for several years. It’s like they truly have NO IDEA what Fleet Street is capable of. Clearly, the phone hacking scandal from ten plus years ago is too distant a memory for them, if they’re even aware of it at all. 

Will got so lucky with Kate he literally married a woman crazy in love with him. Kate wanted a posh life. Babies to dress in Victorian ghost children clothes, an aristo husband and a doggy. Meghan wants fame and adoration, husbands, dogs and babies are just a means to an end to her. Harry has tried to screw over his family but in the end the only person he is screwing is himself while Will keeps winning with his discreet wife and new dorky lad dad image.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

“Babies to dress in Victorian ghost children clothes….” OMG, I’m dying. I love Kate, but this is so accurate, it hurts.

Did Lainey have that dinner with Meghan before or after she started dealing with harry? Also I followed her blog pretty closely and she never mentioned that dinner. Is she a journalist so I can question her integrity??

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She’s just a gossip blogger. I think the dinner was waaaaay before Meghan met Harry because she was still with Cory.

Yes, you need to question Lainey’s integrity. She has never mentioned to her readers that she knows Meghan personally.

Hi AHPF, your tumblr is pretty much my fave and your coverage of the Farcical Markle Debacle has been beyond commendable. So sad to see such an obvious lying manipulator with sociopathic tendencies achieve her lifelong dream. I think it’s absolutely sickening and semi-morbid that H/M are incorporating so much of Di into their wedding. I hate to see so many of my countrymen (I’m American you see) support this travesty of a union so ardently. Can’t wait for the Great Divorce. -JudgyDuchy😉

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Thanks, but I’m not covering. I’m just reacting to this mess.

In many ways I still can’t believe it. This woman…divorces, ditching, Deal or No Deal, nudes, adultery, cheating, Soho House, crazy family, merching, pap-walking. Holy hell.

I as smh at this Mike Tindall interview. I mean what a freaking asshole Harry is.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5743975/Mike-Tindall-jokes-snubbed-Prince-Harrys-stag-do.html

And who the hell is Harry to be making fun of Mike Tindall? The dude’s marrying a freaking hooker for heaven’s sake. You don’t get the high horse, Harry. The high horse is not for you anymore.

royal-confessions:

“With her baggy outfits in boring neutrals and sloppy hair styling nobody could accuse Meghan Markle of trying to hard. She needs a good stylist and tailor. No doubt we will see her public image change tremendously in the coming months.“ – Submitted by Anonymous

nycrealroyal:

Children

I will try to come back tomorrow. Time to go. Still a lot of preparations (that should have been done by now, since she is loved and truly welcomed by the BRF…not!) to do. A lot still not ready. Honestly, I hope all will be set by tomorrow. Let’s see. Enjoy THE SHOW 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, oh, wighoe…

Royals don‘t care what the public thinks, they think they can bury it with a few hugs and staged pics, more reasons for a republic

anonymoushouseplantfan:

THIS.

I don’t think the royal family thinks they have much of a choice at this point. There are plenty of people world-wide–particularly in the US–that see nothing wrong with all of H&M’s famewhoring. If they put a stop to the wedding, then they know that they would get more flack from the public about stopping the wedding. It’s only those royal watchers who pay close attention to detail and aren’t stanning Harry & Megs that think this shit show needs to be stopped.

nycrealroyal:

redrubied:

nycrealroyal:

vintagebutterfly1975:

nycrealroyal:

claireofluxembourg:

longliveroyalty:

lilacmagnolia17:

HM The Queen and Meghan’s dog,Guy riding beside her into Windsor May 17th 2018

Guy has just moved up in the world #doggoals

Guy out there living his best life and we here, ranting on the internet

That isn’t guy. It’s one of hers! Wendy or Candy or the adopted one. She still got two dorgis.

that’s the queen’s dog?

Yep!

er… facts…. and google help guys… @nycrealroyal

The Queen’s Corgis passed away. The last one passed just recently – In APRIL as in last month…

https://globalnews.ca/news/4153295/queen-elizabeths-corgi-dies/

https://www.cnn.com/2018/04/18/europe/queen-last-corgi-dead-intl/index.html

http://people.com/royals/queen-elizabeth-last-corgi-dies/

I know you guys have a ‘narrative’ you’re married to but of facts… reported by legit news… that.. well…

That was MM’s Guy riding with the Queen. Her Corgies passed. End of.

SHE GOT TWO DORGIS! JESUS!

It’s a DORGI not a Corgi!

P.S. to an anon I just sent in – looking at Megs in the car, I think she’s batsh*t crazy. Absolutely, not hyperbole. That bizarre face and that damn left hand held up bent at the elbow – same pose when she’s doing her engagement walkabouts/posing. She is CRAZY. She is not a Markle family outlier – she is of them.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Absolutely. Lainey has an interesting post on the Markle “wildcards”today. 

http://www.laineygossip.com/meghan-markle-confirms-in-statement-that-her-father-will-not-attend-royal-wedding/49922

It’s insightful, but I don’t understand why people are still in denial about Meghan being a Markle through and through. Meghan has no fucks to give. She’s always trying to rewrite the story. She uses technology to amplify everything.

She’s 100% Markle. She’s been doing what her family is doing now since Day 1. They use TMZ; she used US Weekly. They use Coleman Rayner; She used Constant Media. They use books and exercise equipment as props; She used baseball caps and monogrammed necklaces.

They are exactly the same.

Harry looked happy on the way back. I can’t wait for circus to be over

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Given Will and Kate’s faces and Harry and Meghan’s expressions I think talking to the lovebirds must be like talking to the stupidest sugars in the world. 

Will and Kate: “Look, this is a mess and we look awful.” 

Harry & Meghan: “Oh no, we just look relatable and everyone has crazy family members and it’s perfectly normal to not meet the in laws at all and desert your sick dad in Mexico so we’ll just leak some crap stories to Emily and Mio and everything will be fine. Look at the new earrings Birks sent me, aren’t they gorge?” 

Will and Kate: *deep sigh*

The media being limited at the wedding has made news in Canada. Arthur Edwards was interviewed by the CBC. He was again saying that the relationship with Harry and the media has gotten more difficult. The royals just dont seem to have a long term strategy when it comes to this. I completely sympathise with them when they blame the paps for Dianas death and I understand being angry when untrue stories are written. But they need the press, the press doesnt need them. KP needs a new comms team

duchessofostergotlands:

I am hoping with every fibre of my being that something good will come out of the Markle shit show and they’ll get a new press team at KP. Please please please. 

More specifically, Harry doesn’t have a long-term press strategy. 

Hello Ninja Your words are always wise and soothing. I hope Harry learns his lesson he is a role model. One bad side effect of the presence of this shady person by his side is the distortion of values, you can see now with the drama around her blood relatives that often press emphasizes her shallowness as something positive or modern. Being Harry the 6th in line the BRF could/should put this woman in her place before it’s too late. I really hope no kids involved. Trust God will enlighten all.

ninjasmart:

I hope no kids  no wedding, no bag of money as a parting gift, no titles, no tiaras but most of all I hope she gets what she reaps now what she’s been sawing all her life. Then, after justice is served, I hope she opens her eyes, realizes her mistakes and find a way to live an honorable life. 

Flashback…was there any truth to this?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Everyone is side eyeing at MM (obviously) about the dad’s situation but PH may have started the ball rolling…

If PH had wanted to meet her dad she would have made it happen because she wanted PH…

Just a theory…

From 2016

radaronline.com/exclusives/2016/12/prince-harry-refuses-meet-girlfriend-meghan-markle-family/

“Meghan’s had to go through the whole ridiculously pompous rigmarole of being introduced to Harry’s family,” the insider told Radar, pointing out that “the etiquette list just for five minutes in front of the Queen took her a few days of memorizing.”

“The least he can do is come for lunch at her mom’s place, or even down to Mexico to see her dad,” blasted the source.

As Radar reported, Harry, 32, and 35-year-old Markle were photographed together for the first time while out on an official date to the theater in London recently.

Despite their connection, “Harry keeps dodging the subject of meeting Meghan’s loved ones,” said the insider.

“Before he began his Barbados trip would have been the perfect opportunity, but his staff conveniently kept adding to his to-do list in London so he supposedly never had the chance.

Then it was refuted:

Meghan Markle Not ‘Fuming’ Because Of Prince Harry’s ‘Refusal’ To Meet Her Family

www.inquisitr.com/3837550/meghan-markle-not-fuming-because-of-prince-harrys-refusal-to-meet-her-family/


Thanks for sending this in! Well, she probably wasn’t “fuming.” She didn’t want him to meet them either.

“Pleased to welcome her to the royal family” – doesn’t convey much emotion about the task of walking her down the aisle like she’s a born again virgin. I mean your pleased when you bake a cake and it doesn’t come out the oven burnt. Is this just the BRF giving her what she wants that way when it ends, and it will, she can’t pin the blame on them for it not working out?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s protection against her race card.

I still can’t get over the statement! Nothing about “I will be thinking of him that day and missing him so.” NOTHING! She really should have said “I have dealt with him, now back to ME :D “ And shame on Lainey for not calling her out on this. Lainey’s redeeming quality for me has been how she cares about her parents, so it’s especially hypocritical of her to side w Meghan who seems like a real brat. I’ve been looking for a reason to quit her site and this might be it. #boycottlainey!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Meghan does not care about her dad. Not one bit.

I’m shocked there hasn’t been an article about MM leaving her mom’s family off the wedding invites. And I’m sorry but poor Doria. Meghan is the only person she knows at that whole wedding. I mean she’s met Jess but that woman’s going to be too busy looking for the cameras to look out for her. It’s awful not knowing anyone at a wedding. No wonder she showed up 3 days before the wedding.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Sarah Vine already mentioned it. It is weird. She didn’t just ghost the crazies. She ghosted EVERYONE.

I just realized something. Since they consider the reception after the wedding to be for their “old circle” they aren’t all that concerned about what food they serve them or how they do it. This group will include a lot of his own family members. That’s why it’s this stupid standing and eating bowl food. Their “new circle” will get the festival and real party. They are making a statement about how those they consider to be their crew. They truly are very rude people. Big mistake.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

What you said is spot on. Harry doesn’t have a good relationship with his family. And what he desperately wants is to be as important as Will. He picked someone who he thought would help him “change the world.” Hence giving him the sense of importance he’s always craved. When what he needed instead was a good therapist. Someone who could help him recognize that he has an extraordinary life. But nope. He went the D-list actress route. He’s an idiot.

bettyboop23456:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

He is.

Well together he and a Markle WILL change the world. Just in an extremely negative way that will taint his reputation forever much like Wallis did Edwards.

JM gives her 12K earrings and expects no favors in return? that is the RF’s problem – this chick has unlimited greed and no ethics – she creates the appearance the RF is for sale with all these freebies she takes. The whole lot of them better tighten it up cause MM will invite a lot of scrutiny and they will get caught with all their freebies and financial games just like the Spanish RF did

nycrealroyal:

I said brought my biglips. She brought to london. It can be a gift from her and husband, it can be a wedding gift from Birks and it can also be a HarryNoPants’s gift. 😘

She really truly wears a hair piece? I mean, that isn’t a crime and a lot of women wear them for different reasons. But, I’m very curious about what she really looks like.

nycrealroyal:

Yep. She had botox after her wedding to Trevor, and allowed her eyebrow to grow fully, just cleaning the excess, so, if you check those yellow bikini pictures you can somewhat get how she looks now. PS. Her eyelashes are fake (for those that didn’t knew about this).

OOPS. Harry fucked only 3 of the 4 Spice Girls coming to the wedding, my bad…

nycrealroyal:

impossiblefiregarden:

nycrealroyal:

Huh? 🤔 I don’t think so, but not sure. Will ask around.

2 new blind items came out that Harry screwed 3 of the 4 Spice girls & Wills screwed 2 of them. Then another blind item said Markle paid Corey $250k to keep his mouth shut about the timelines & her past.

About Corey it is true. Now, about the spice ‘noneofuscansing’ girls I will need to ask around. I don’t think so because they were too young…😉

nycrealroyal:

Let me clarify something..

1) In 2016 their showmance had a pace, which was interrupted at the end of the year (remember wighoe escorted at the airport carrying the purple *awful* purse?

2) In 2017 until mid February they were in a pace between ‘I want but I can’t, I can but I don’t want. Then Skippy’s wedding happened and they worked their differences and started another pace;

3) Still in 2017 around June/July they changed again their pace;

4) At IG2017 the #2 pace came back (nobody could believe);

5) 2018 the wedding is happening.

Wasn’t me changing their pace or narrative it was them. They are a walking nightmare!

Moral of story: Even knowing she is wrong, she is the best choice.

Will she handle? I doubt! The sermon on Harry yesterday from PoW was harsh. On her today too. Cutting short: “You don’t know how to deal with the media, you both got a lot to learn. I wish you well.”

PS. My source will lose his job! I’m 1000% sure. 😉