Meghan Markle’s half-sister admits to arranging staged paparazzi shots of their father at internet cafe

anonymoushouseplantfan:

According to Lainey, Harry now blames the tabloids for giving Meghan’s “rogue family” a “platform.” 

LOL, he’s not “digging his heels in even deeper.” He’s digging his own grave.

Lainey must love getting email updates from Megs when she’s at Kensington Palace.

Meghan Markle’s half-sister admits to arranging staged paparazzi shots of their father at internet cafe

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Summary for readers who are too tired to watch the video.

So the medium is really trying to be nice with this good couple the more she draws the cards the more she sees this marriage is not going to work. Trouble in paradise in the coming days …. The next three months will be very chaotic for them …

Harry has a stubborn and very boyish fighting spirit but he is very vulnerable .. a lot of sex with Meghan new horizons with (I’ll let you understand)

Meghan Bah is Meghan glory money strong personality. She runs after an illusion. The wedding is going to bury Meghan … the RF will borrow. Dream of glory that collapses for her.

Harry disappointed realize that this will never work.

Cancellation or divorce ?! fast yes.


Thanks for sending this in!

Submitted: Instrument of Consent : Epilogue

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Her most Gloriously Gloating Instrument of Consent-anon was this day pleased to return to this most delightful document fuckery.

And lol, alack[!], I’m all gloated-out as those giddy adjective emotions were spent back in March. Thanks for remembering the submission though!

HOWEVER… there is always sweet, tickling fresh fuckery to be had in this low-rent affair. Now the Instrument of Consent has been finished off on vellum and – per the 11th of March – revealed to the public. And guess what? *delicious side-eye* The right side with Meg’s symbols do not disappoint. Want to have a nice and close looksee? -Yah? -Yah? Behold the Instrument of Fuckery in high-res glory! >>>

https://www.royal.uk/sites/default/files/media/11.jpg

*childish squee of sheer delight*

Guys; she chose the Cali Poppy [!] and ripped the olive branch clean off the claws of the Bald Eagle from the Great Seal of the United States and made it hers! THOSE ARE HER AMERICAN ATTRIBUTES. I shit thee not.

For the rest, her transformation into the rightful Spencer/Windsor/Royal she was originally born to be is nearing completion. Oh this is so scrumptious I just can’t… But I will!

So, she copies the motherloving TUDOR ROSE! -Symbol of England (see Harry’s side: Tudor Rose: England, Thistle: Scotland, Shamrock: N.Ireland). -And does so with the remark that the rose is also the national flower of the Unites States. *descends into cascades of snorting* What in the name of freshly baked fuckery? A rose, A rose, is the national flower of the U.S. Not the freaking Tudor rose (which has an entirely different combination of flowers and history altogether)!

But sure, nice slight of hand there Megs. Your hustle is so epic, it transcends national emblems, symbols and history. Not even Kate went all out to appropriate the Tudorfrickinrose. And she was born an actual British subject. I mean… Yah.

Moving on: this probably gave her one heck of an orgasm – Harry’s Spencer Label with three escallops. I had a good cackle when that anon sent in something about a psychic in 2014 saying that Harry’s wife would have escallop-lace pattern all over. Foreboding! LOL I am now almost 80% convinced Meg will escallop herself to hell with the wedding dress and be the Spencerest Spencer that ever was!

And of course, the Welsh leek as she’s marrying an offspring of the Prince of Wales. That’s not much of a choice. The leek is essentially Harry. Heh. Hah. Hahaha. Okay. William was a leek too, but at least his was girdled with his Order of the Garter belt and the word “leek” had no connotation with “leak”. Not to mention “layers”. I also love how Meghan’s “leek” has its roots clinically cut off. (Look at Kate’s leek… Boy that sounded naughty.) LOL. An infertile/spayed leek!

And funny detail: right underneath is the Commonwealth symbol. Y’know – where they’ll be banished and inflicted upon the poor unsuspecting subjects, thereby inspiring them onto the road of Republicanism.

Just for a breath of beautiful contrast, here’s Will and Kate’s Instrument of Consent >>>

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/5aac3b5e7708e9281f2eb85b-1000/instrument%20of%20consent%20prince%20william%20kate%20middleton.jpg

No fuss. No muss. I appreciate this so, so, much more now. Personally, I also find the calligraphy on this one more clear and well-written.

Just look at the ridiculous medieval harking of the Harkle Instrument of Fuckery vs. this one. It’s like everything from their assembling the peasants to gawp at them, calling in minstrels to perform for them at a Medieval castle, Snatching babes from the arms of their mothers to be hugged by a nudie-actress… everything right down to their Instrument is like a joke 1960s Technicolor bright tights version the Monarchy. I’m just waiting on Robin Hood and his band of Merrie Men to pop up at the wedding now.


Thanks for sending this in. And thanks for the March analysis. That was spot on!

I have suspected form day 1 that mo would be quitting her job, moving to UK to live with/adjacent to them via Harry’s money and taking care of future babies for them.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I was highly skeptical of that, but you may be right.

LOL, remember all those jokes about Carole moving in with Will and Kate? They may actually come true in Harry’s case.

Won’t she have to pay rent? I don’t think Doria would be allowed to live there for free.

Charles’s , just like the Queen, number one job will be, other than working with his wonderful charities, securing the Crown. I recently watched a documentary where this has been the Queen’s number one job. She must make sure that it is secured for future generations. She has done her job. I’m sure Charles will be of the same frame of mind. He will NOT let this woman destroy everything his family has worked to achieve. They will not be welcoming her into the family like she thinks they will.

nycrealroyal:

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It’s interesting that TMZ broke the story about Mr. Markle not attending. They’re well known for paying for stories. So not only did he make money selling those photos, he probably made money selling the story of his not attending the wedding. And he’ll no doubt give a bunch of interviews on an apology tour which he’ll also be paid for. Not going to this wedding is more of a gold mine than had he attended. And he doesn’t have to eat food out of stupid bowls!!!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, I’m waiting for someone to call him out on THIS. He sold his wedding pull-out story too.

He made lemonade since Megs was never going to invite him anyway.

Prince Philip giving away his sister-in-law isn’t the same as Prince William giving away his potential sister-in-law. PP and Princess Margaret had a 13 year relationship and I’m sure they had respect for one another. PP was family and therefore, was “giving away” his sister. PW or PC giving away Meghan to Harry is just ODD! Do people do that? But now we get to guess the tiara and who is giving her away!! Genius. What more can happen this week?!?!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Maybe.

Can’t they have Andrew give her away? It would be more fitting.

The way things are going H&M will atend the Flower show on the 21 and PC Guarden Party on the 22,to start new pr cycles and have press hype and pr sugar articles about them,because they’re sinking so fast it’s insane..

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, they need a major pr drive now.

However, I think these royal events are horrible choices for a rehab pr drive. They should go back to the small charities in Nottingham and Brighton and hug some minority kids. 

Fleet Street already has their knives out. They’re ready to feast. 

If I were Megs, I’d be hoping that something else is going to save her from the soon-to-be onslaught of all the things she thought couldn’t or wouldn’t be published. Releasing the menu ain’t going to stop it. Neither would a wedding.

What do you think of london scoop?

motherofbulldogs:

nycrealroyal:

Very close to 100% accuracy. 😘

What is “London scoop”?

1) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/172330793046/london-scoop

2) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/172331121436/london-scoop

3) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/172335224226/london-scoop

4) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/172373566526/london-scoop

5) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/172374612161/london-scoop

6) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/172601704956/london-scoop

7) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/173591611841/london-scoop

8) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/173681668391/london-scoop

9) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/173810650306/ls

‘I can not believe it’s happening this early ”THIS! I thought MM would have at least 1-2 years probably after having the first child until the ‘sugary articles’ stoped and the press began to write that,MM is a trainwreck.But in the months the ‘FashionIcon’ turned into ‘Fashion influencier’ and H&M had to take children out of school to make a crowd at the STEM engagement.What took years for W&M,is happening in months for H&M(they are losing the press coverage hype realy fast)

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I thought they’d have until the first baby too.

British press are sharks. When they smell fresh blood in the water, they know it’s time to feast.

I think HM and PP are pretty good judges of character. They have to be. And honestly, they’ve been right. Mike T. is a cheater. We all know what Meghan is. Autumn seems lovely and she got the trusty and well beloved label. Kate really is “trusty,” isn’t she? I have a feeling we’ll see Jack get a mention like that too. I think it’s the Queen’s way of saying who really has the approval and who doesn’t.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Maybe.

Damn DM ain‘t playing they are on fire 🔥

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Even Tom Sykes is covering it.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/meghan-markles-dad-under-fire-for-staged-photos-ahead-of-royal-wedding

The best part is that KP was sending threatening letters to the media about Meghan’s dad.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5721959/Meghan-Markles-father-STAGED-photos-paparazzi-sold-100-000.html

“Harassed” and “pursued” my bootie. They are such fucking hypocrites. Of course they knew that Tom was working with Coleman Rayner, just like they knew that Doria was working with them too. They are all calling the paps on themselves and then running to IPSO to complain. The question is, how long will the press let them get away with it? 

Dm just exposed Pa Markle tricks…. gloves are coming off (Pa ask for privacy and same as KP lol.)This is getting better, looks like we’re going to start getting some truth bombshell before the I Do’s

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Let’s see if they expose Doria and Meghan too. 

The “racist” laundromat pics were Coleman Rayner.

https://www.nationalenquirer.com/photos/meghan-markle-prince-harry-feud/

The Erdem takeout pics during Invictus were Coleman Rayner.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/862145/Meghan-Markle-Prince-Harry-doggy-bag-takeaway-Invictus-Games-royal-engagement

And the “harassing” pics at her home were also Coleman Rayner.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3898232/Prince-Harry-s-love-s-Meghan-Markle-s-mother-smiles-laughter-asked-romance-actress-daughter.html

She’s marginally more popular than Charles. Charles!! One of the most disliked people in Britain LOL around the wedding should be the height of her popularity instead she’s pulled Harry below William YOU KNOW Harry knows this YOU KNOW Harry thought he and MM would outshine the Cambridges I am cackling I now truly believe in karma. Harry is now the thin, balding brother with no balls and William is the endearing dorky dad who loves motorbikes. insert gif: how the turn tables LOL

anonymoushouseplantfan:

And they threw everything they had at it–Sandringham, queen meets, baptism forum with Kate, Will kissing her. They’ve done everything they possibly can to make her popular.

And Megs will NEVER be popular!

The new dad’s blind: this is what happened to Diana. She played with the press, believed she had power, when she said no, they went against her and her hell begun. Since day one I was saying (on a forum) Sparkle wasn’t aware how the british press works – build up first to destroy after – and the RF was letting her hang herself. Can’t believe it’s finally happening!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

EXACTLY.

I can’t believe it’s happening this early.

I’m not. They’re Americans thinking that the British press will act like the American press. The American press has the first amendment and has far more leeway in what they can print, i.e. no IPSO. But the British press is vicious. They put things on the front page that the American press would never do.

Yes HoB, I see what you’re trying to say with the malaria thing. But you also know there are millions of women who get pregnant in Africa. Including millions over the age of 35. And they have healthy babies that actually live into adulthood. Basically y’all just said it’s too dangerous to get pregnant in Africa. Kinda along the same lines as Africa is filled with poverty, disease and terrorist.

karnythia:

houseofbrat:

Well, yes that’s true. However, a lot of people who are native to Africa have some immunity to it, such as anyone who has the sickle-cell trait. So people who have lived there for generations have some protection built into their immune system for it. That’s why not every African bit by a mosquito that carries it gets malaria. 

Megs isn’t native to Africa. I don’t know what her genetics are–such as if she carries the sickle-cell trait–but I imagine that they’re going to take precautions just to be on the safe side.

So…she’s still Black. People do know that right? Being mixed race doesn’t remove the African descent. And people who aren’t born in Africa still carry the trait & some of the immunity. Welcome to Genetics 101. 

I only mentioned Africa because it was relevant to this question and the previous question. Good grief. You can be of African descent and NOT have any of the immunity to malaria. You can be of non-African descent and have immunity to malaria. Happy now?

Yes HoB, I see what you’re trying to say with the malaria thing. But you also know there are millions of women who get pregnant in Africa. Including millions over the age of 35. And they have healthy babies that actually live into adulthood. Basically y’all just said it’s too dangerous to get pregnant in Africa. Kinda along the same lines as Africa is filled with poverty, disease and terrorist.

Well, yes that’s true. However, a lot of people who are native to Africa have some immunity to it, such as anyone who has the sickle-cell trait. So people who have lived there for generations have some protection built into their immune system for it. That’s why not every African bit by a mosquito that carries it gets malaria. 

Megs isn’t native to Africa. I don’t know what her genetics are–such as if she carries the sickle-cell trait–but I imagine that they’re going to take precautions just to be on the safe side.

I like to read varying blogs cos I like to see the different reactions & perspectives of different people. I don’t comment on other blogs about other blogs, but to be honest I was shocked about the seemingly racist thing NYC said about not conceiving in Africa because malaria (if not racist, then ignorant AF) & her vitriolic responses. This is getting out of hand. Wether these 2 marry or not, our lives still carry on. Thanks HoB for being sane. Thank you.

Well, I don’t think NYC phrased what she said very well. It’s more that anti-malaria drugs often aren’t suitable for someone who is pregnant. Depends on which drug is used.

However, malaria can cause pregnancy complications.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3687872/

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So, I can understand avoiding attempts for Megs to get pregnant in Africa. She’s of advanced maternal age at this point, which leads to complications already. That’s even assuming she is able to get pregnant. 

I noticed that it was “well loved Catherine Middleton” whereas the Queen didnt say that for Sparkles. Although I dont think that should shock anyone.

motherofbulldogs:

nycrealroyal:

According to Emily Nash it was written differently because Meghan is american. If its true or not, I have no clue. Sorry! 😘

Apparently, “trusty and well beloved” is for British subjects. Therefore, since Meghan isn’t one, only her name is listed.

Mike Tindall apparently didn’t get those adjectives when he married Zara, and he’s a British subject so…

Harry had another engagement today with a youth group. Onside Youth Zones pics on their twitter.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, they are running scared now. 

After six months of unrelenting press drive, multiple events with HM, Kate and Will, and tons of wedding hoopla, her approval rating is unchanged at 40%. That’s what she had right after the engagement.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/958535/meghan-markle-prince-harry-popularity-poll

LOL, Richard Palmer is doing somersaults trying to spin this positively. She’s “beating Harry” and she’s at 40% and he’s at 71%. LOLOLOL, I guess math is hard when you’re a royal reporter.

Oh, and William is now more popular than Harry RIGHT BEFORE HARRY’S WEDDING. That’s why we had the ANZAC kiss on the cheek and that joint event.

Only 38% of Britons plan to watch the wedding.

My favorite part of the article is this one:

“Public support for continuing the monarchy remains high at 61 per cent but only 36 per cent believe Prince Charles is the best candidate to be next head of the Commonwealth, a role he will take up when he accedes to the throne.”

LOLOLOLOL, Chuck’s 36% is bad but Meghan’s 40% is super awesome.

The U.K. times have an article also questioning the dads pap pics. And it’s about darn tooting time!

mizzsmack:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

FINALLY!

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/photos-of-meghan-markles-father-raise-payment-suspicions-7t9d7p79p

The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, right?

It’s amazing to me that despite all the facts, there remain people in the public too stupid or gullible or starry-eyed to take in some of the concrete information around Media Meg and her family full of misfits and users.

the irony gif tho. LOL! The pic with that don’t be an actress article is one of her worst acting mugs on the meet her tour. LMAO!!!! Plant, is this not a disaster? Will and Kate was excitement even tho I did not watch, this is a come see the train wreck live. Her dad is just like her, thirsty af. Im sorry but Harry has to be reeling, he can’t be this dumb.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

BUT HE IS THIS DUMB!!!!

I’m sorry, I don’t meant to be rude, but I simply CANNOT believe that the wedding is one week away and Tom and Doria are in California doing a little paparazzi telenovela for the UK tabs. WTH is wrong with these people?

They are nuts. Totally nuts. And the press is acting like this is a serious ceremony and like these two are rational grown-up who respect the monarchy and the position and privileges that Harry was born into.

it is not. They are not. This is a joke. This is two immature idiots who post spooning bananas and buy $75k dresses for their dream Calvin Klein commercial reenactments and don’t give a shit about the country, or the monarchy, or anything. 

I notice the media trying to normalize the really poor choices and low character of M (many trashy lovers, using and abusing family and friends), and they haven’t even gotten to the yachting and first annulled/secret marriage. Why do you think so many people (including media) are acting like we are all like this? I am 42 and no one I am friends with, work with, neighbors with, went to school with or is in my family is like this at all. We would steer clear of people like that.

mizzsmack:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I am baffled by this too. They are on a “Let he who is without a gay porn ex throw the first stone” kick. It’s like they don’t realize that most people do invite family to their wedding, do keep in touch with their step-siblings, and don’t have nudes online or long-lost porn exes in their lives. They are acting like this is all normal and “relatable.” Um, yeah, sure. 

THIS. A THOUSAND TIMES THIS.

How is she getting PH to buy her stuff? Isn’t his money protected in a Trust? I think many assumptions we have made about the BRF were wrong. Is PH money and inheritance from Diana protected? Or will Megs run off with half after the divorce?

nycrealroyal:

How is she getting PH to buy her stuff? -> emotional intelligence. He received the rest of Diana’s heritage when he turned 30. Maybe he created a trust, maybe he didn’t. These type of information cannot be shared, even if I knew. Not me. See previous answer. No. They signed a NDA. The royals cannot sign a prenunp or they will expose all their money and that can be trouble. They cannot sign a contract, with parts, object and finality. Why? Because it will expose their fortune. That’s why they sign a NDA. Get it? 😘

Hi, I like your answers. I assume you are in the know. Does Harry realize how trashy she is? Is he unintelligent? Does he not realize that they will get divorced in a chaotic messy dramatic fashion?

nycrealroyal:

Hi, I like your answers. I assume you are in the know. –> 😊 Does Harry realize how trashy she is? –> Yes. Do you realize that he isn’t a role model either? Totally! If it wasn’t for his former Eton’s teacher, he would never ever go into the Army’s academy, nor have a high school diploma .(Yes UK and US are very different) For more on this search on google for “teacher” “prince harry” “eton” “cheating”. 🤔🤔 Yeah. But at least he will go back to ‘poor lonely harry’ image and not to ‘Bridget Jones royality version’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The problem with blinds is that they can be submitted by anyone and usually come from internet rumors. That’s why the “yachting” one is now being picked up despite the months Skippy, Jersey and Felix have been claiming she did. They submitted it and it finally got around to being posted. Give it time, they’ll get around to Harry being infertile. It’s the same reason why the Kate has a surrogate one was posted. I know because I’ve submitted blinds to test it and it works.

More specifically, that’s the problem with blinds at CDAN. 

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Blind Item #17It is very interesting that yachting photos of this former actress turned future bride popped up out of nowhere. There are way more detailed photos out there which are no big deal in the grand scheme of Hollywood things, but would be a very big deal to her future husband and his family, especially considering she hasn’t told any of them about that part of her past.

nycrealroyal:

It didn’t pooped, yet! Right moment is always the key! 🤣🤯 Patience my dear, patience!

How about anytime this week? Or like Friday? That way people can take a look over the weekend before the wedding.

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

europesroyals:

mysteriouslytransparentwitch:

me…….

Okay, can someone please politely let me know why her being on a yacht is such a big deal?

@europesroyals

Yachting does not mean someone going on a yacht. This is a term used for the rich and famous. It involves some sexual favors in exchange for something. Take Leo DiCaprio and how he has a different model every day. They are exchanging sex for fame/recognition. There are some for example miranda Kerr who yachted and received jewelry (very expensive) then something happened and she had to return the jewels. Some people do it for recognition, fame, fortune, clothes, jewelry, roles (tv/movies), music, sponsors, etc. Its a different form of a jump off chick (known in the athletic community), or expensive version of a prostitute. There are those small moments where sex isn’t involved and someone is being a beard. Majority of the time there’s a yacht involved, along with drugs and booze.

Google celebrity yachting

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/side-cannes-exposed-debauchery-danger-793536

Harry and Megan will marry and the whole thing will be successful. Your prediction is already proving to be false since none of what you said has happened, and any physiognomy expert can tell looking at the 2 that they’re actually in love and will absolutely go through a wedding. Lol predictive astrology is like a 50/50 thing at best.

Those two are deeply in love?! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

She couldn’t even bring herself to say she loved Harry in the engagement interview after Harry said it! All she could muster was “So nicely said, isn’t it?”

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Any physiognomy expert can tell you Meg’s smug ass is gloating about her position and that she cares nothing about royal protocol since she can’t be bothered to follow it at her engagements as the CHOGM ones showed.

You are clearly overlooking Megs mailing back her rings to husband number two, an annulled marriage to husband number 1, ditching her last boyfriend (Cory) probably over text–as Wendy Williams stated recently–after Megs secured a position with Harry as his next girlfriend. This chick will never be able to do a long-term relationship when she’s looking for the next best thing constantly. 

What is your response going to be when CelebJihad releases more nudes and her sex tape? That it’s not her when everyone who views the link will be able to see that it’s clearly her? Her popularity ratings in the UK are already low, and they’re destined to get lower. 

Successful marriage my ass. 

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I think the reason Meghan gets so much product is it’s old stuff. Remember the woman who has a lot of Philip Treacy hats who found out Meghan’s “poo” hat wasn’t even in production anymore – too unpopular BEFORE she even wore it. If you are a designer and can unload product that didn’t sell onto Meghan Markle, why wouldn’t you? They can say “oops – sold out!” (when it isn’t even made anymore) and direct you to newer similar stuff of theirs. Better stuff.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep. 

W&K, the future King and Queen had to wait two years for their apartment while they lived in Nottingham. Harry and the woman of ill repute get their apartment, almost the same size as the future King and Queen’s, rushed finished before they are married. Something about this doesn’t wash.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It may just be the DM stirring the pot. The Doria interview, the R&R dress paid by Charles, and now the huge apartment all make her look bad.