You see folks, here’s the difference! Catherine gives birth (for the third time), has perfect dress, makeup, hair, while leaving the hospital after giving birth a few hours before. She looks professional, a duchess, a future queen, clean, tidy. Meghan today looks a mess…messy hair, no covered shoulders, no stockings again! Totally unprofessional mess. She really must not have a frickin mirror!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Not only that…it was a Diana tribute outfit!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL, I think Kate is flat-out trolling now.

 http://people.com/royals/kate-middleton-paid-tribute-to-princess-diana-with-her-hospital-departure-outfit/

Hello Plant you can find some coverage on People “See Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Step Out Just Hours after Kate Middleton Welcomes New Son” Olive Oyl in an indescrivable dress, shoulders uncovered for a church

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Thanks!

She really has no idea how to dress for these things, does she?

I can understand that because some of these dress codes are pretty subtle, but she was sold as someone who would have all the “performance” skills necessary for the job and she totally doesn’t. Everything she wears is somehow “off”–party dresses for diplomatic events, funeral dresses for birthday celebrations, costumey clothes for Christmas, etc…

And that dress looks like it doesn’t fit her either. Very baggy.

Is she legit doing her own hair? Like, with one of those dollar store donut shaped scaffolding things? It’s ridiculous at this stage. And I note another flapping belt, armpit viewing monstrosity of a “summer dress”, in the most deeply unflattering, aging, hemline. Even the Queen wears shorter hemlines, FFS. The whole thing looks like she was caught in a downpour, or pulled out of a river like a wet, spitting cat.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I simply do not understand the hair at all. She can make it look good for the Queen’s events and for CHOGM, but she just won’t bother for Reprezent and the Stephen Lawrence memorial? Is that it?

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anonymoushouseplantfan:

MM is 100% correct is not inviting her family. It’s one thing to sell stories about her. If they attend the wedding and come in any sort of direct contact with the royal family, now they have stories to sell about the royals. If they don’t go to the wedding, then the only stories they have to sell is the one they’ve been selling, and that is getting old. 

Who is going to pay for their food, shelter, and plane tickets? One or both of the half-sibs have asked for money from MM and Harry. 

The father sounds unhinged. I wouldn’t trust this recluse. We don’t know his money situation. 

I agree that MM uses and dumps people, but some people deserved to be dumped. 


But she’s also ghosting the uncle who gave her the embassy job and other relatives who have not spoken to the press or have said only nice things. Noel is out there defending Meghan, but the phrase “I was invited” does not appear once in that article.

Even Tom Sykes thinks that the ghosting was a bad strategy.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-do-meghan-markles-siblings-want-to-ruin-her-wedding

I think Harry fell into the age old trap of believing his own hype. He believed people wanted him to be king. He believed people preferred him over William. He and Meghan believed “they were going to change the world.” He thought he could marry an actress and turn her into the new “People’s Princess.” And he’d be the male version. He was wrong. It was all PR and he believed his own PR! I think that’s what he’s up against.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

EXACTLY.

Meghan’s sugars are in a tizzy because of tonights seating arrangement. They’re doubling down now on their rants that despite the seating, the future of the monarchy is Charles, William, Harry and Meghan. blah blah. They really believe the 6th-in-line and his starter wife are of equal importance to two future Kings. I hope the Queen continues to display the true hierarchy just so the sugars have more meltdowns.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

LOL, remember when Meghan was going to sit right next to the Queen because she was the favorite granddaughter-in-law?

well, he’s planted what he’s picking now and what he’s going to reap later. If he is so unhappy and tired and sick he knows what to do. push her to us, arm PR pictures using kids to make her look better, press the family to accept her at all family engagements, allow a millionaire wedding in times of instability, allow crazy leaks, allow protocol breaks, DEFINITIVELY are not things that people do when they are unhappy. He is distressed because he does not like to receive criticism, just for this

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Well, we’re one month away from the wedding and the big issues are:

1) Her family not being invited.

2) Her dad not showing up

3) No VIP’s and political figures being “snubbed.”

4) Whether William will make it to the FA Cup

Remember the Endeavor awards and how everyone was excited to see what she looked like in a glam dress? Well, she finally showed up in a glam dress and these were the covers.

“People asking where Kate is, do they want her to pop out the baby in front of an audience??” They wanted to call her lazy to work but ready to party and glamourous events, jealous attention seeker, the usual. They are upset bc they couldn’t distract the attention from Meghan’s failure. K let the scene all to M, but it didn’t succed as they expected.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, this was her chance to shine without glorious pregnant Kate around and it didn’t work. It was yet another self-inflicted wound because the headlines were all about the family and politicians that they “snubbed.”

i find that Meghan’s behavior has slightly changed in the last 48h ? I think Harry will take revenge ? he did not like being in the 2nd row away from the Queen

I suspect MM was dressing more subdued yesterday after looking like an idiot wearing that blazer on her shoulders earlier.

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Harry isn’t going to go for revenge. There’s nothing he can do about being a 2nd-row royal now unless he decides to ditch the famewhore, who as the UK media is currently pointing out, is an experienced user of people. 

royal-confessions:

“Meghan’s post engagment outfits have been so dull. Firstly royal ladies can’t wear black because it’s for mourning. I wanted her to blow the fashion game out of the park because Kate’s fashion is boring and repetitive. Wear some color Meghan and stop with the ridiculous oversized pants. Your not twenty anymore. This isn’t the 70s. And stop with the ugly ass boring turtleneck.“ – Submitted by Anonymous

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anonymoushouseplantfan:

Harry was prepared for the “she’s inappropriate for a royal” fight but not the “she’s using you” fight…. Harry probably justifies it by telling himself no ‘we are using each other’, which in his mind is okay. Its nothing new to him because Harry and some of his friendship/family circle do ‘you scratch my back I’ll scratch yours’. He actually got something out it. With Markle he gets zero, nada. She has nothing and will never have anything to offer. She’s actually a liability and he’s losing. She’s take take take. He isn’t willing to admit it yet or hasn’t fully realized it yet. 


YES! I thinker’s starting to dawn on him now. He has been the one providing the press, the events, the charities, etc… She has pretty much done nothing except generate embarrassing stories about her past relationships, her family, and her nudes.

Platel on DM is whacking MM hard – “a burning desire for fame is such an integral part of Meghan Markle’s persona it almost seems to be etched into her DNA”. Ouch.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Whoa. 

More importantly, what daughter wouldn’t have her dad walk her down the aisle? It’s one of the most poignant rites of passage a father can perform. If Meghan isn’t on his arm, she may regret it for the rest of her life.

Yes, the former TV lighting director is a portly T-shirt-wearing, bearded recluse — and in Meghan’s new world they may not like the cut of his jib. But if he isn’t there in that role, it will say more about Meghan than it does about him.

Read more:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-5640741/Platells-People-Dont-grand-family-Meghan.html#ixzz5DMUICkDg

Mother’s side is also not invited and look who will do her hair www(.)dailymail(.)co(.)uk/news/article-5642571/More-close-family-furious-left-Meghan-Markles-wedding-guest-list(.)html

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

LOL, the “celebrity vet” is invited. I’m dying here. 

Wait this dude is the one fucking up her hair. Until recently it’s has definitely looked like shit rolled over. Anyways the theme of this wedding guest list will be fame over family. Smh

1/I think Harry was chomping at the bit wanting and waiting to defend Meghan – I think that’s one of the reasons he picked her, to be frank. He wanted to step it up and be noble defending a woman of a biracial background entering the RF. Rebel Harry, using his own family as a foil for his awesomeness. I bet he had quotes and statements all practiced in his head. Turns out that people don’t care about that – they’re way ahead of Harry. But they DO think she’s fake and ridiculous.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

2/She’s not just fake, but EVERYBODY can see it immediately. It doesn’t take any time. As soon as she speaks, EVERBODY is: “Oh, she’s one of those.” with her “Is he kind?” “Well, we were roasting a chicken.” “Boots on the ground.” It must be mortifying. It’s not like Diana, where people had to watch her for years to get the idea something might be amiss. Meghan is a cartoon. Harry outsmarted himself. Everyone’s smarter than he is. Mortifying.


You forgot “I didn’t know much about him.”

think, as you say, he was prepared to defend her. I don’t think he was prepared to look like a fool while doing it —- THIS!!!! Houseplant you nailed it! Harry was prepared for the “she’s inappropriate for a royal” fight but not the “she’s using you” fight.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep. I wonder what it’s doing to his head. She sold him a relationship in which he would be seen as the hero/knight rescuing/defending his beloved, but instead he looks like an idiot who is being taken in by an experienced user.

Don’t you think that all this negative press on her is only going to make it harder for Harry to walk away from her. He must feel bad that she is getting hounded he may even blame himself. if he dumps her now he will look even worse for not supporting her. It’s working in her favor so she may not care about the bad press she gets.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Maybe, I think he must have expected some kind of press backlash and he likely was, as you say, prepared to defend her.

But I suspect that he was expecting stuff about her nudes and family. I don’t think he was expecting the Diana 2.0 revelations, or the endless parade of people explaining how Meghan pursues people, uses them, and then ditches them once they are no longer of use to her.

The tabs aren’t building a “she’s inappropriate” narrative. They are building a “she’s using Harry for fame, the way she has used everyone else” storyline, and they have copious amounts of material backing them on this one.

I think, as you say, he was prepared to defend her. I don’t think he was prepared to look like a fool while doing it.

those posts about national pride were so interesting! the thing about brtis liking meghan more if she’d been abit self deprecating rings true. I think lots of brits give harry a pass on loads of things and would be much more forgiving if this was a proper love story. Meghan should have said something about her love for harry in the engagement interview instead of the job, or that harry has got lots to teach her about the job but she’s looking forward to it. Anything that wasn’t humble bragging!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yes! Exactly.

I am not surprised at slow turning of media waves. It was bound tk happen. The goddess iconic Meghan is not enough to make money BUT the Meghan with a colourful past is a locked treasure with a royal tiara. So fasten your seatbelt guys we are ready for this train wreck that has started its journey. Wedding PR will be insane but so the outing of her past. Exposing her just weeks before weddjng is more “Glamourous” than after wedding when she has it all. People snubbed and burnt bridges will speak

anonymoushouseplantfan:

That’s a good point. I was wondering why the flood gates were opening now. I mean most of this info was known in 2016. 

But they may have held off to see if she really did become Diana 2.0 . When she didn’t, boom, everything started to come out.

As someone who’s joined the royal fandom very recently, what was the mood like when will and Kate were getting married? Was everyone excited? Cause even though this wedding is in the media a lot, it seems like no one cares. Did will and Kate’s wedding have a lot of hype? Or was it very low key like this one? Or is Meghan and Harry’s wedding bigger in the uk than everywhere else?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

There was a surprising amount of excitement for Will and Kate’s wedding. We had a couple of posts discussing it some time ago.

https://anonymoushouseplantfan.tumblr.com/post/169705523851/hope-you-can-see-the-picture-not-quite-sure-how

https://anonymoushouseplantfan.tumblr.com/post/169747500361/submitted

I posted that BBC article about the Welsh street party permits. Harry and Meghan have 15 so far. 

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-43782721

Will and Kate had 200 in Wales and 4000 across Britain.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-13046196

And the government has even urged local councils to waive the street party fees so people can celebrate the 2018 nuptials AND the FA Cup.. 

https://news.sky.com/story/royal-wedding-councils-urged-to-help-street-parties-by-waiving-road-closure-fees-11256160

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/prince-harry-meghan-markle-royal-14305466

she obviously doesn’t care and apparently neither does the RF and Harry (I no longer consider him a royal LOL). She could shut the embarrassment down and shut them up by inviting them – not like she has to spend a whole lot of time with them. But seems MM don’t care that it makes people dislike her even more.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I know! These people are bribable. Why not bribe them? Why go though months and months of disclosures and drama? I don’t get it.

She’s dumb and arrogant. And dumb.

How could she not invite her dad??? Oh my heavens, what a mess. I get the sibs, but no dad after she raved about being “daddies girl” in her UN speech. Absolutely zero respect for her if this is true. And what a flucking hypocrite if it’s because she thinks he is cashing in… she invented opportunistic behavior. That just ticks me off. I am taking a wait and see attitude, obvi the press has been wrong A LOT!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Exactly. I’m very confused about the dad thing. He supposedly told her about “checking her own box” and created a Barbie family for her. And he hasn’t been horrible to her in the press, like her siblings have. Sure, he hasn’t been able to control his kids, but I think Sam and Tom Jr are uncontrollable.

nycrealroyal:

Merch/Merching/Profiting

A person/celebrity is only marching IF and WHEN she is receiving freebies or money. Now, if an article identify where the purse/clothes/earrings/rings/bracelets/shoes/underwear are from it doesn’t mean that the person that is wearing is receiving something in return! If it was like that:

Her Majesty would be merching for Launer:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/people/queen-elizabeth-whats-inside-her-handbag/

Kate would be merching for Nike, Erdem, McQueen…..

http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/fashion/kate-middleton-fashion-brands-the-duchess-of-cambridge-s-top-60226

At the bottom line, we all would be merching for brands that we choose to wear, which we do, for free!

MM did merch until the engagement announcement she could do anything that she did prior in her life. Now, she isn’t doing. If she receives one penny she and Harry will be in trouble. Just like Andrew was a few years ago. (Google)

Now, if Mio is releasing to the press data, maybe he is the on receiving money to do it.

No, I’m not defending MM, but some of you are truly getting things wrong and with too much spare time to waste talking privately about what others think and defamating people on here.

Must suck to not have a life! Hopefully I was able to clarify what merching is.

It appears that after the Royal and her pheasant got so much backlash yesterday, the sugars and PR sharks are out in force today. They could have saved themselves the trouble had the silly couple not been too impatient in forcing a non-royal into representing the Queen at an international event. MM is far from ready. She should be spending her time preparing herself for such roles instead of rushing into the spotlight at break-neck speed where her lack of preparation is displayed to the world.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I imagine they wanted it to look like she’s dying to get to work because she’s so devoted to her “causes,” but it’s coming across as throwing “woke” spaghetti at the walls to see what sticks. Racism one day, environmentalism the next, knife crime, tech education, Commonwealth, feminism, homelessness, youth, lgbtq… They are jack of all trades and masters of none.

He may not care about her past but he surely has to care about public perception. This is clearly causing dissatisfaction with the monarchy – he doesn’t care about that?

nycrealroyal:

Right now, he is thinking solely about himself. Which in one way is the proper thing to do, but in other is clearly unpleasant. Maybe, I’m just opining, he thinks that if people give her a chance they will meet ‘the strong and independent woman’ that he is marrying. Oh well….still isn’t going well and probably will never happen (acceptance from the public) 😘

Why is she still making money from advertising clothes and jewelry? Does the BRF know and do they care?

nycrealroyal:

When they were only dating YES she did cash. After the engagement announcement she CAN’T make money/merch. Now, the brands that she appears wearing CAN and DO (just like with Kate and even HM – remember the amount of articles about her purse?) use their pictures for self marketing. Sometimes those brands PAY newspapers/magazines to write pieces about them or to include their name in an article. Which doesn’t mean that MM is receiving money. 😘 #settingthingsstraight

When you say “More worries about articles saying that she cheated Cory with him (H)/about who was paying the rent when Harry went to Toronto” do you mean he’s worried about the public knowing/it being published or he’s worrying whether it’s true (like he’s just finding out) I think he knew beforehand but it was an adrenaline rush for him. I could be wrong, but he seems the type to enjoy “taking someone’s girl”

nycrealroyal:

About the public knowing that she cheated Cory with him and that he stayed at her house in Toronto while Cory, the goat, was paying the rent. This won’t go down smoothly with the public. 😘