this trashing of the Markles especially Tom and Doria could be stopped by the BRF – a word with the editors or better still one pic of Doria stopping at CH for tea. It ends. The BRF knows how to do this yet they don’t? They did it when PA was getting whacked – dropped a knighthood on him, did it with Carole gave her ride with HM. Why not for their new in laws?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

(2/2) Real feminists don’t drop everything in their life for a marriage. And I’m not talking about her career because feminism is about choice. I’m talking about friends, family, sense of self, and principles. What most infuriating about her PR agenda is her narrative about how she’s a modern princess and an inspiration for young girls. Inspiration for what exactly? For attaching yourself to wealthy and useful men and then discard ppl as you see fit?


OMG, this.Ā 

The wholeĀ ā€œfeminist princessā€ idea is weird because (i) she dropped her entire life for this one guy, and (ii) her entire rise to cable pseudo-fame was based on playingĀ ā€œhot girls.ā€Ā 

It’s a weird disconnect, which was painfully obvious during the STEMettes engagement when she was supposed to encourage girls to pursue STEM careers and ended up (of course!) encouraging them to take their clothes off on television.

NYC doesn’t like H or M, I think she left because she just doesn’t care enough about these 2 to follow & just came back to watch the last hour. In beginning, prob just getting stuff off her chest. Those 2 nits, I think they really want to get married, but whether they can stand each other long enough to make it to the wedding is another issue. If they do make it, then they will be scraping to make it to the birth of their 1st kid, prob won’t make it through the preg with all the hormones flying

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all of her delusional self importance and asserting her grand status is actually very sad. A sign of a woman who has zero self esteem. Constantly trying to fake her way through life. It sounds exhausting to be her. If it were not for the misery she inflicts on others I would feel very sorry for her.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s ironic because the plot of Suits was of someone faking their way into a law firm. Life is imitating art.

A princess outranks a duchess, btw. But…I LOVE this latest article. In spite of the sugary stuff it’s clear that the ex-manager clearly can’t stand Markle because if she really liked/admired her she’d keep the diva stuff to herself. Checking into a hotel in London under an assumed name….ha ha ha ha ha!!!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

No one who has ever worked with her likes her.

Gina’s stories mesh very well with Meghan’s own old blog posts. Here’s one with her reaction when a casting director asked her for a headshot (how dare she????). Meghan’s reaction was so over-the-top that other acting blogs were likeĀ ā€œwtf?ā€ You are always supposed to have a head shot.

https://www.actinganswers.com/do-i-really-need-to-carry-my-headshots-with-me/

Not a fan of Gary either, but the same people who thought Kate was trash because of him, defend Meghan because sheā€˜s not responsible for her hillbilly family, the hypocrisy is astounding

anonymoushouseplantfan:

There are so many double standards like that. It’s ridiculous.Ā 

I bet Carole wanted desperately to ditch Gary, but, in the end, Gary had helped them out when they needed it and she couldn’t do it. I respect that more than Megs who ditched even the family members who helped her out and didn’t talk to the press.Ā 

”Meghan has described how her TV show’s cast became her ‘surrogate family’.She forged a particularly close bond with two of her co-stars,Gina Torres and Sarah Rafferty,whom she called her ‘Suits sisters”,Her ‘real family’ was not invited,i still tink her father is not going to show up.Only Doria is going to be in the wedding,but what about her ‘surrogate Suits family’? How Many people,she sell the ‘poor orphan meg’ storie and how many ‘surrogate family’ she had,Jess,Misha,’Suits’,Cory,Harry…

anonymoushouseplantfan:

LOL, I’ve had so manyĀ ā€œshe didn’t need Coryā€ anons and, yup, it turns out she totally used Cory to social climb.

The personable chef mingled easily with these major social players at his restaurant, and rubbed shoulders with them at charitable galas and other events. So when Meghan became his girlfriend, he provided her with a passport into the most influential echelons of Toronto society – a clique whose connections spread far beyond Canada.

And it was this quantum leap – from actress to glittering social butterfly, and then, by dint of her campaigning work with organisations such as the United Nations and World Vision – that brought Meghan into the orbit of royalty.

Columnist Shinan Govani, Toronto’s most in-the-know social observer, met Meghan ā€˜many times’ and recalls throwing a dinner party she attended with her new beau. ‘She was just a cable actress to me and didn’t mean much,’ he told me. ‘Cory is a friend of mine – a lot of people know him. He is a swell guy, and pretty much liked by everyone. He would be invited [to top gatherings] by dint of his talent and personality. Within the confines of the city, being with him was definitely a useful platform for her. He would be bigger in terms of the Establishment of Toronto. He would be leverage for Meghan.

’A lot of TV shows have been shot in Toronto, but you don’t often see someone like Meghan up on the billboards. She was different in that respect [and] I feel like if she had never come to Toronto she wouldn’t be marrying Prince Harry. There was something about coming to Toronto, becoming friends with the Mulroneys, and having a high social cachet. It was the perfect storm that created the opportunity.’

Did Govani think Meghan deliberately engineered her social elevation? ‘All of life is deliberate. I think she took advantage of the opportunity that came her way. It was a case of serendipity; opportunity meets luck. There was something inside of her that wasn’t content with just being an actress. I mean, what would have happened after Suits? She wasn’t getting any younger.’

Yet all this is hindsight. Back in the summer of 2014, before the doors slid shut on her relationship with Cory, Meghan was blissfully happy with her lot. Indeed, life ‘had never felt so good’. She declared as much in her quirky blog, The Tig, which she had launched that year with the aim of further raising her profile.

Read more:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5598927/The-hunky-chef-Meghan-Markle-nearly-married.html#ixzz5CbmDpOLX

The sugars think anything MeAgain does is empowering and feminist whilst anything Kate does is ā€œunsuitableā€. Oh how deluded they are. From Morton’s book, you can tell how MM never really had to work that hard as she had her uncle hand her the embassy internship and her dad/Trevor w the Hollywood connections. No wonder she thinks she’s so great, she probably thinks that she’s so special that everyone and everything in the world must make concessions to accommodate Her Royal Highness.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I think that last part is dead on.

Ok, but seriously. How are they getting to 600?? She’s inviting ONE relative (MAYBE, her mom) and no one else. The trash pack of hers can’t be more than two dozen people including their guests. The Spencers are going to be less than 100 as are the Windsors. Celeb count is probably less than 50. I can’t even hit 300!!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

No clue.

Is she inviting Lainey? One, I’ve always thought MM would. Two, I’ve thought about that ever since Lainey waxed poetic about the invitation response method for the UK a few weeks ago.

Apparently for anyone it can take 3 months to process a fiancĆ© visa. She might have applied 3 months ago. Four bodyguards though? Well Chicago is dangerous AF. Quickly becoming the murder capital of the USA if not already!

thecrownhistorian:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Once it’s processed, you get it in the mail. You don’t have to show up to pick it up.

Yeah, I thought it was weird she went in person. I guess she wanted to make sure people got the message.Ā 

Well, I assume they would have your passport for those three months while they’re processing it. So if you don’t want to hand over your passport for a lengthy period of time, then you need to do it in person.

“would it have killed them to wait til September to have the wedding and get something decent?” / anon, she’s planning on getting pregnant by September if those leaks/blinds are anything to go by. If she keeps to this breakneck schedule, she’ll have successfully stalked, bagged and tagged a prince, completed one item RoyalWedding+tiara, checked off a year’s worth of BRF iconic events, stuck a H&M chicken in her oven and popped it back out… ALL in under two years, then crowned by epic divorce.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Exactly!Ā 

Unless the universe denies those plans first. And then Harry denies her.

Zero chance she was going to let this wedding get delayed to September. I suspect they picked the first date the RF schedule was free enough for her to be there AND that she could have a dress ready. She needed to lock this down. The longer they wait to get married, the more chance he’d get bored and call it off. Say what you will about M but she’s no dummy. She knew she needed to lock this down ASAP.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

i am an american i don’t work so i don’t pay taxes. unless meghan receives an actual salary for duchess of x she will not pay taxes when she marries harry. if meg has investments ie stocks bonds residuals from suites. she will pay taxes on that as it’s income earned by her. by the way meg will not pay taxes on her engagement ring. it was a gift and and as such would be paid by purchaser (harry).

duchessofostergotlands:

From what I’ve read that doesn’t seem to be quite right. This article from the Daily Mail-Ā Ā http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5442861/Meghan-Markle-tell-tax-authorities-cash-secrets.htmlĀ – says:

Meghan will have to tell the US taxman if she receives anything more than $100,000 (£71,600) from her fiancé or his family in the form of a royal allowance to cover expenses. 

Nottingham Cottage – the grace and favor property in the grounds of London’s Kensington Palace where Meghan lives with Harry – may be taxed by the US if Markle’s presence in it is seen as a substitute for income before her marriage.

Meghan also has to give the US taxman full details of her finances if she and her husband-to-be have joint assets, bank accounts or offshore trusts in excess of $200,000 (Ā£143,100).

The diamond engagement ring Prince Harry gave Meghan has been valued at over $100,000 (Ā£71,600) by royal watchers. Because it is classified as a gift ā€˜from a foreign person’, Meghan would have to declare it to the IRS on a Form 3520 or suffer a $10,000 (Ā£7,160) penalty.

I have a really hard time believing some of this, particularly the insinuation that the IRS is going to go after an engagement ring. Because that would mean that plenty of other rich Americans married to foreigners would have to be paying taxes on gifts from their spouse, and I sincerely doubt they are.

I’m not trying to be negative but She keeps Getting stuff And each time We say ā€œoh my gosh she’s being laughed at, oh this event means nothing blah blah, oh no one likes Herā€ It’s almost like we are justifying what she gets And making ourselves feel better The truth of the matter is harry is an imbecile And she is getting stuff, period she probably will stick it Out till a divorce Let’s Blame harry she isn’t going anywhere She has her hands around his balls tight Please post this

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Sure, I’ll post this, but I don’t see why people are mad about this. Yes, she’s getting stuff, and yes, it’s because of Harry, and we should have known this since the day he let her bring a pap TO HIS BEST FRIEND’S WEDDING RECEPTION.

Submitted: New blind!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

https://blindgossip.com/?p=91188

Eye roll…
Sad thing is I really liked the idea of her at first. I have a complicated family, and I like that she seems to be a bit rough around the edges. But oh boy. Read her blog. Saw her interviews … then the multiple pieces beyond her crazy family on how she burned bridges with people who were deeply in her life. Yikes!


Thanks for sending this in!

Yeah, this is never going to happen with these two.

Markle getting these bit parts at chogm must be like deja vu of when Trevor could only get her bit parts in productions. She must be steaming mad, l can imagine her thinking “how very dare they, l am considerably better than them at this” must really fuel the narc in her.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

THIS.

It’s the Colombian diplomats all over again.

I must say, though, Andrew is a wily old fox. Ā He snuck his daughters into a state dinner while everyone is dazzled by Meghan’s ā€œfirst fiancee EVER to go to a wine and cheeseā€ press,. They’ve also been on a freaking charity rampage with some fairly impressive events and coverage. I mean. not long ago Bea was doing tiny charities in India with zero photographers. That’s a pretty big improvement.

PRINCE HARRY & THE GIRL SPIRIT WANT HIM TO MARRY – PSYCHIC PREDICTION 2018

anonymoushouseplantfan:

So Lyndsay Edwards has done another prediction:

ā€˜Since first publishing spirits psychic predictions for Prince Harry and his love life back in October 2017 I have received hundreds of emails from people all over the world wanting to know more about the girl spirit picked for Prince Harry to marry. The most popular questions I have received are what will happen to her if Prince Harry doesn’t realize that Meghan isn’t the right girl for him and get out before it’s too late and will she end up on her own? So my spirit guide wants me to answer these questions for you all…

My spirit guide says that the girl who is shown to be suitable for Prince Harry and picked for him by his spirit guides has no idea that she has been selected by spirit as a good match for him. She is blissfully unaware and so will not suffer any emotional loss by not meeting him. Prince Harry’s guardian angels and spirit guides have hand picked the girl they want him to be with and they have a big job to do in order to try and guide Harry to her, unfortunately they’re struggling to help him see in time that Meghan and him are not well suited long term and therefore if he decides to continue with the wedding plans thenĀ  spirit won’t place this girl in Prince Harry’s path this year, Prince Harry will have to go through many lessons with this marriage to Meghan, he will come out of it ok and much much wiser in love and relationships. It’s a true shame that Prince Harry and Meghan will end up in a failed marriage however they will both learn a lot emotionally and they aren’t the first couple to make the mistake of heading down the alter too soon and I’m sure they won’t be the last. The girl who spirit wanted Prince Harry to marry will meet someone else organically, the man won’t be destined for her but she’ll meet him organically and develop a relationship like millions of others do here on earth. Depending on how quickly Prince Harry realizes and gets out of his relationship with Meghan, the girl chosen could still be single but it’s unlikely I feel. I should add that this girl is unaware of my psychic predictions and doesn’t read my website, she’s never met Prince Harry and would be totally gob smacked if she knew spirit were referring to her. Spirit really like this girl for Prince Harry, they watch her and tune into her soul, I’m told she’s pure and has good intentions for all.’


Thanks for sending this in!

It’s like Lyndsay Edwards is just trolling people now because she doesn’t really know. I still remember that she said Trump would be assassinated before now, and he’s still very much alive and tweeting.Ā 

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. Certain karmas can’t be changed. It doesn’t matter what the current plans are.Ā 

I still say these two fuckwits are NOT going to get married.Ā 

This week is just a good week for them, and everyone is getting psyched up for their wedding whether they’re happy for it or not.

PRINCE HARRY & THE GIRL SPIRIT WANT HIM TO MARRY – PSYCHIC PREDICTION 2018

Comment from hmew on a tarot post -(I’ve been pulling cards on them too and it keeps changing- day to day and week to week. They go back and forth between being loved up idiots who are rushing into something but they’re so blissfully happy they don’t care to OMG what have I done, this isn’t what I want, I was completely deluded about this person/lifestyle, feeling restricted and left out in the cold, and feeling so imbalanced.)- That’s their biweekly hookups&sex vs being apart facing reality.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I buy it!

Dane had such good readings- I think it’s telling what she had predicted for M and H, that there are so much contradictions in their relationship that it’s gonna inevitably fall apart. And of course she comes out looking great like Dane mentioned, she gets a title, a nice divorce settlement, and notoriety which she never would’ve gotten before. Did you see the part where Dane says M meets someone who can give her prestige and the life she wants with no royal responsibilities?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She just got to the third person coming into their lives.Ā 

It’s amazing that the resolution cards are cards of two people finding fulfillment separately AND THEY ARE EVEN FACING AWAY FROM EACH OTHER.

OMG, she just saidĀ ā€œthey just press the reset button.ā€ They have a lot of doubt at the beginning, they meet the third persons and have many, many opportunities to achieve their childhood ambitions, and then they go their separate ways.

The “It will get better” bit referenced from that tarot reading has me slightly confused, because another video by the same reader implied that MM meets someone else while in a relationship with PH and has her happy ending with the other guy (and his money and prestige) after her and PH split.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

From what I understand, it gets better when a third person appears and then they separate. I’m not sure what that means–infidelity, someone counseling them to separate?

Yes, this makes more sense to me. MM not marrying royalty for her next marriage.

Well, Dane’s spread showed what we were wondering re the Cambridges. They basically 6-of-Cupped H&M, showed them some charity & brought them in from the cold. GrĆ¢ce Ć  their loving relationship with Harry. They support HIM is what the middle row showed, but are clear as to where THEIR limits lie. So they’re doing a bit of tightrope dancing; being supportive of Harry, while knowing this thing has an end date and not getting too involved. They had King+QueenofSwords = cold logic & truth.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

*Errata* : Oh did I just fuddle things and write ā€œ6-of-Cupped themā€? Meant PENTACLES. 6-of-Pentacled them. Charity. Sorry fo the confusion.


Thanks!Ā 

Everyone sees that this is a disaster, except for Meghan and Harry. It’s really amazing.

The most amazing thing to me is that Meghan’s cards are saying that she will do to Harry exactly what she did to Cory and Trevor. It’s the exact same thing! And, yet, Harry can’t see it.

I’m really sorry if you’ve already replied to this – I’ve been away for a few days (or sorry if you just don’t think it’s interesting enough!) But I was wondering what you/other anons think about the consequences of Meghan’s “interest” in Diana is in relation to Charles/Camilla? I mean, if she had the book, copies her etc, Meghan must have felt something about Charles and Camilla before or even after she met them, right?!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I actually hadn’t replied to your anon yet because I was still thinking about it.

I don’t think she had any preconceived notions about Charles and Camilla, at least regarding the infidelity. I know it’s going to sound strange, so bear with me.

I’m actually re-reading the Google Books excerpts on Morton’s Diana book to try to remember what that book felt like. I know the public outcry over it was what it revealed about Charles’ infidelity, but the book itself is, imo, not about that.

It’s mostly a huge martyr trip for Di and Charles is not even the starring player. It starts with her dad and mom and the divorce and how different that made her feel. There’s a lot of stuff about her siblings and school.Ā I suspect that would be the part that would draw in someone like Meghan. That and the fame and adulation parts.

So I don’t think Meghan would have much of an opinion on Charles other thanĀ ā€œoh, cold fish and cold parent and OMG Harry my parents mistreated me too!!!!!!!!ā€ I don’t think she would resent Charles and Camilla for the adultery. That part of the story likely didn’t make much difference to her. The wholeĀ ā€œpoor mistreated Di became an icon through fashion and charity workā€ would be the part that appealed to her.

royal-confessions:

ā€œFrozen is the British Royal Family. Lost parent(s) tragically. Older blonde is serious. Younger redhead is immature at times and gets engaged to a stranger they barely know. Meghan appears to just be using Jarry for fame and fortune the way Hans used Anna for a royal future.ā€ – Submitted by Anonymous

NZ Rag has headline MM’s Racy Past Watch out Harry and AUS has headline MM Runaway Bride. Fox News snarked their way through the no dignitaries invited. Radar Online published a horrendous pic of her with “Greedy for Fame” headline. Lower tier rags but the tide has for sure turned. And rumors of racy pics on Friday.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Morton book opened the floodgates.

This is eerily like theĀ ā€œEmperor’s New Clothesā€ fable. Everyone stands around pretending that the clothes look fantastic until a lone, brave soul stands up and shouts the truth. Then everyone goes,Ā ā€œoh, yes, he was naked all the time.ā€

” Meghan’s charm offensive fell flat.” And you’d think a girl who can hustle, can also charm pants off. But that’s exactly her problem. She can charm pants off a male dude. But on the regional tour she needed to charm the typical roayal’s crowds: kid, grandmas, teengirls, volunteers. And those are not her type of marks. She has no idea how to talk to them let alone charm them. (which is sort of sad tbh like what’s wrong with, girl????)

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s been very amusing to watch the headlines and commentary shift. In Nottingham it wasĀ ā€œstunnedā€ andĀ ā€œelegantā€ andĀ ā€œiconic.ā€ By Edinburgh it was downgraded toĀ ā€œcharmedā€ andĀ ā€œlook it’s a tartan coat.ā€ In Bath it was down toĀ ā€œattends,ā€ ā€œwatches,ā€Ā andĀ ā€œhigh fashion game shows signs of wavering.ā€

Check out the newest article from express. Meghan Markle shock admission from biographer: She’s done the rounds. Oh and she liked to call herself Diana 2.0 what a psycho!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/life/944410/meghan-markle-prince-harry-royal-wedding-lorraine

Thanks! I think he was talking about the acting rounds, but, yikes, that’s a headline.

The most intriguing part of that interview, however, was this:

LOL, all that fake hugging was for naught. I think Morton’s being very insightful here. This is what’s going to sink Meghan. She’s an activist, not a carer, and people can tell. The BF doesn’t have any space for an activist.Ā 

1: The photographer/journalist who’s writing the book about Harry has said some time ago that he reads the articles that are written about him, he’s definitely read the ones about Meghan too. Up till few weeks ago the articles were all sugary and praising them for everything they did so he probably believed press loves her and they can pull the Royal Brangelina shitshow. The only people not saying how wonderful Meg is were Ninaki who said that Meghan’s changed after securing Suits and divorce

anonymoushouseplantfan:

2: came out of the blue and her siblings changing opinions with every breath of wind so nobody really cares about them anymore. If Meghan made Harry believe Windsors are the family she never had I have no doubts she told him something about Ninaki, probably some tale about Ninaki being her Jessica (that was the name of Kate’s ā€žfriendā€, wasn’t it?). Now when press isn’t sugary anymore, with Morton’s book, old friends spilling the tea and journalists getting tired of their e-mails with leaks

3: I think Harry will soon notice (if it’s not happening already) that his bride isn’t all roses as she seemed to be. The question is will it happen before or after the melodrama called wedding. Their body language in Bath seemed really off so they either decided to limit PDA because of the press not slobbering over or there’s really some stir.


I don’t know exactly what has happened, but something definitely happened. Actually, I think two things happened, one in December and one now. They were giddy and happy before the dress and Monaco trip news broke and were very subdued afterwards. I suspect they had some kind of setback there. It may have been the dress, it may have been the trip, it may have been the Obama interview, but something happened. This something was both internal (affecting the relationship with the family) and external (affecting the press coverage).

And then something else happened this month. I think it was the combination of Meghan’s unremarkable public presence and general awkwardness at events and all the epic dirt her friends and family spilled to Morton. A big part of the Markle juggernaut was the pr-fed expectation that she would, indeed, be a huge star. That she would be historic (because of her race) and fascinating (because of the mad Hollywood skillz) and would take the world by storm.Ā 

It think the December debacles shook this illusion of invulnerability, but didn’t shatter it. It was steady enough that the press gave her tons of sugary coverage during herĀ ā€œregional tourā€ and the BRF was willing to hand out Commonwealth goodies and such. What happened in March, however, death a much stronger blow. How strong is still the question.

I think the wedding is crucial for her now. She really has to kill it.

thanks for the article on the W and K cake – the detail is gorgeous! The lilies of the valley especially. I love that Kate used the language of flowers to choose the flowers on the cake. H and M could have had fruitcake – Cairn says 2 months to “soak” so if they had ordered by mid March it would have been fine.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

If the baker had started to soak it by mid-March it would have been fine. But I imagine it would have had to be ordered by January or February to get everything prepared in time.

I suspect that’s one of the main problems these two are having planning their wedding. According to the leaks, they didn’t even seriously start the planning until January and then they mostly focused on the dress. You can’t expect to call around in March and get supplies for a 600 person wedding in two months. That’s a very tall order for anyone.Ā 

The article was amazing. The level of detail was incredible. I knew Kate’s cake was huge, but I didn’t realize that they also sent out 4000 boxes of fruitcake as souvenirs. That’s a lovely detail that I’m sure tons of people appreciated. I think the Express claimed that Meghan and Harry would have Ā a separate fruitcakeĀ ā€œto send to staffā€ or something and I imagine that’s what they were referring to. KP stepped in quickly to clarify that there would be no fruitcake whatsoever.

I’m starting to appreciate Kate’s wedding more. I wasn’t into the dress or the trees, so it was all kind of meh for me. However, I have to admit that she really achieved her goal of focusing on British craftsmanship and tradition (the cake, the lace, the flowers) and making those relevant to younger generations.Ā 

oh yeah – she wore the white coat so she could be noticed. Very big breach when in HM’s presence to do that. She can reject protocol with Harry but not at an official function and with the Queen. Markle crossed the line. Now she gets a lesson. Good. ’bout time.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

If we’re right, then that means that upstaging the Queen at a family event (Sandringham) is totes fine, but upstaging the Queen at an event where she is appearing as Head of State is an absolute no-no. This makes sense to me.

Has Kate ever done something like this? I’m trying to remember, but nothing comes up.

Sorry, I don’t believe that The Queen personally likes M. Even before they met, M was nothing but DRAMA, DRAMA, DRAMA and more DRAMA. Let’s add to that all the: lies, hypocrisy, divisive race-baiting, fame-whoring, $$$, aggressive/upstaging PR, and all the bs that continues. To me, M represents everything TQ dislikes. But! I don’t expect TQ to publicly state: “We cannot stand the Bitch!” Instead, I expect a “diplomatic” response to any questions about her views re M.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

CHOGM is a big deal both to the RF and the UK Gov. She can’t be trusted and they sure do not want her scene stealing (attempted) at something serious. She showed at Church she can’t behave well. So she’s out.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I’m starting to wonder if this is the correct take.

I saw a lot of people interpreting Meghan’s Commonwealth Service outfit as following the agreed-upon navy dress code. I actually interpreted it the exact opposite. I think her cream ensemble was designed to make her stand out. Yes, I know Anne also wore cream, but no one looks at Anne.Ā 

I suspect they were told to dress in navy so they wouldn’t upstage the Queen’s cranberry dress, and Meghan hogged the spotlight with her white coat and hat. Yes, it technically fit the dress code, but I doubt anyone was amused with her cleverness. Mocking Liam’s performance didn’t help her cause any, imo. The fact that a ton of people interpreted the dress code as the BRF supporting Meghan and not as everyone stepping into line and supporting the Queen was also not good.

Is anyone else actually very excited for the upcoming fiasc- I mean wedding? Literally years of watching them make fools of themselves to come. My problem with Kate was that to me she was always so dull, though I now see the virtue in this trait for a royal. However, Meghan is not dull. She’s gonna steamroll anybody and everybody and when she’s married, the press aren’t gonna be obliged to play nice anymore.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

*raises hand*

I mean I’m torn because I respect the institution of the monarchy and I don’t enjoy it that they look like fools right now. There is that.

But, on the other hand, it is a joy to wake up every morning knowing that there will be some epic Harkle stupidity on my Google Alert. Back in November, I used to get nervous because there was always the chance that she would get it right. That niggling little fear is now completely gone. Pretty much every day is a train wreck of stupid–from the fug coats to the merched jewelry to the family/friend/colleague revelations to her pet correspondents crowing over their access to the desperate hugging to the sugar sites goingĀ ā€œah, yes, the coat doesn’t fit and the hair is hanging loose but this is the most elegant professional unhemmed-pants-and-messy-bun combo EVER, SLAY KWEEN!ā€ It’s all hilarious.Ā 

It’s only been five months and we’ve already gotĀ ā€œOfficial Di Collection Diamonds,ā€Ā ā€œI didn’t know much about him,ā€Ā poo emoji hat, mismatched virtue signaling earrings (heck, virtue signaling EVERYTHING), wearing PoW, Scottish and Irish colors on tour, Marks & Spencer sweater, Manolo Blahniks to play sports, unhemmed pants, dirty shoes, cross-stiching and felt lining, endless hugging and tentacle hands and boyfriend burping…. The list goes on and on.

Submitted (Madam Mim)

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Hah, thanks for the delightful Madam Mim gif! Oh I was equally intrigued by that reading, mainly because it was off in that there was a stubborn disconnect with the cards in relation to each other in the spread, and what was actually said.

Your analyses are equally valid imo. Because someone else did the spread, it is slightly open – within the scope of the meaning of the cards. And you’re absolutely right about the different lines; past, present, future.

Now, in regard to the ā€œthere’s money all over this,ā€ – I’d say it’s a bit of an exaggeration. A lot of people just starting out or not really proficient tend to understand ALL of the pentacle cards as ā€œMONEYā€ (coming in or out). She had four Pentacle cards in the spread in total, so she just saw, ā€œwow, dosh!ā€ But they represent our material/physical world and needs, which extent far beyond coins alone, and how we balance these against our other needs (heart, creativity & intellect).

So it’s not a money-centred spread as such. I’d say it’s an illusion-centred spread (Moon rev, a major arcana, bang in the middle of it all – pulling the strings of all the other cards). Harry’s illusions, Meghan’s illusions. This is why 3-card rows are so much clearer btw, they show these connections straight away. I’d personally hazard a guess that they’re around the energy of the Moon/9 of Swords right now, possibly even juuust stepping onto the 3rd line.

Emperor: could be William. This card is usually a pater familias sort of energy, or representing an institution/government, so it’s normally a more mature and experienced sort of person in a position of some sort of power or authority. But sometimes we can be in that energy slightly regardless of age, and Will has seemingly really stepped up to the plate since this broke and behaved like the grown-up. So I wouldn’t rule him out. But I don’t know… Will & Kate I’d peg as the charitable ones in the 6 of Pentacles below.

3 of Pentacles: was probably more like around the time before the engagement announcement. At least at its strongest effect up to that point, when she was just H’s gf and their wants clashed with those of the BRF/KP. The ā€œlove shieldā€, the press leaks, the dubious nature of some of H comments KP’s had to cover for, H&M pushing for green light on marriage after a handful of months which the BRF could hardly have been okay with etc. All of that was a mess of contradictions, stupid communications and most probably in the energy of Knight of Wands rev + 3 of Pentacles.

6 of Pentacles: could be monetary aid as in covering the cost of the ostentatious wedding, as you say. It is however the card coming right after 5 of Pentacles, where the individuals were ostracised/feeling shut out or destitute. In this card, they are getting a break. Seeing as, as you say, neither M/H have any substantial wealth of their own, this could very well be a combo of monetary relief/charity and symbolic charity. One being the opening of Charles’ wallet to fund the official new addition to the RF. As he funds H, he must fund H’s fiancĆ©e’s ā€œneedsā€. The other being Will and Kate taking one for the team and being the only members seen interacting with them in public – this to prove that H&M are welcomed into the fold as far as the optics are concerned. Letting them into their home, walking to church with them. If they hadn’t done that, H&M would still be out in the energy of the 5 of Pentacles; out in the cold.

7 of Pentacles: isn’t the wedding. Wedding would probably be indicated by any combination of 3 of Cups, 10 of Pentacles or 10 of Cups, 4 of Wands, 2 of Cups and possibly some major arcana to seal it. It’s more like the initial ā€œwe gone done it Cleetus! We’ve arrived!ā€ The whole being invited to ā€œfamily functionsā€, being recognised (M as a royal fiancĆ©, future wife, duchess and member of the BRF…), getting engagements, access to money, staff, help, people… whatever. That initial excitement! It’s just an INITIAL carrot for that hard work. Some also call it ā€œthe seeds of intentionsā€ card – which really indicates that it’s not the prize itself. It can be deceiving as what the fruits you’re picking might turn out to be something altogether different from what you thought you had planted. This is underlined by the reversed Moon card coming right after.

4 of Pentacles: Well… what does Meghan have, in her own mind, if she doesn’t get Harry at this point? Nothing. Money/material possessions = security in her book. If her heart is not entirely in the whole IRL package that comes with Harry and she’d rather just not be there & do that, the security of the greedy 4 of Pentacles is what’s keeping her there. Someone in the relationship (and it’s not hard to figure out who) is too hung up on material security. Why too hung up? Clarifying cards would answer that with more clarity, but a good hint are the cards before and after this 4 of Pentacles. Good & happy cards? Nope.

5 rev & 8 of Cups: the order may seem strange, and again clarifiers would resolve the issue, the 5 of Cups can be read as that moment of epiphany where you turn around and see that you still have two unspilled cups of hope. That moment of clarity and realisation that nudges you into the 8 of Cups where you soberly look your life over and make a decision to walk away from the disappointments. Both these cards help each other out and confirm the outcome.


Oh, wow, thanks. I can tell I’m going to be mulling over this for a while

TheĀ ā€œmaterial aspectsā€ part really rings a bell for me. You’re right, that makes a lot more sense that pure lucre.

And that 7 of Pentacles analysis sounds dead on. They really did seem overjoyed about having pulled it off until right around December. They’ve been a lot more subdued since then.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Engagement Photographer Spills Details on ”Joyful” Shoot- Eonline

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Holy moly. No wonder the pics were so crappy. This really was a last minute thing. They had NO PHOTOGRAPHER lined up when they announced the engagement. They ended up with Alexi because he happened to be in London with some free time.

http://www.eonline.com/news/926287/prince-harry-and-meghan-markle-s-engagement-photographer-spills-details-on-joyful-shoot

Didn’t they say that theyĀ ā€œvery familiar with his work that they admired very muchā€ or something like that? IĀ can’t find it right now, but I remember them saying something like that. LOL, they’d literally just met him.

http://www.etonline.com/meghan-markle-prince-harrys-engagement-photographer-on-the-shocking-response-to-his-shoot-exclusive

Oh, and she choreographed the whole thing.

And they wanted to appearĀ ā€œaccessible, relatable.ā€ LOLOLOLOL. Relatable and accessible in a $75k gown!!!!!!!! She wore a thousand-dollar jumper to her ā€œrelatableā€ photoshoot.Ā I am dying.

OMG, I can’t believe these two are in charge of spend millions of dollars on this event. They found the photographer through Instagram, and the cake baker is a Pinterest maven Meghan found through her blog. They left out the gold ink and KVCO. The flowers are whatever they can scrounge up from the Queen’s garden.

I cannot stop laughing. This wedding is a thoroughly last minute, haphazard event.

Who wants Diana catalog ring? There are probably other women out there with the same ring. It has no meaning other than a terrible marriage. I wouldn’t want it to wear another woman’s ring is a joke, especially from a terrible marriage.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Posting this, just because it gives me an opportunity to post this awesome article from back in December, which I somehow missed. It’s about the royal souvenir business in China.

it turns out everyone wanted Diana’s ring. No one wanted Meghan’s.

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2123195/harry-and-meghan-who-chinas-souvenir-makers-not-holding-their

Hah, okay, that tarot reading on YouTube was funny-ish (though a lot of babbling that had nohing to do with the reading). But I have to say that it was so not a good reading. Her response to the cards were tooootally off. It’s true that tarot is intuition mixed with the cards. But giiirl, come on – ex. 7 of swords (that came up 2 in the 30 min I could watch) upright and reverse is deception in different forms and being caught. 7 of Wands is being overwhelmed by criticism/judgement or 1/2

anonymoushouseplantfan:

2/2 conflict avoidance etc… Basically H’s line of cards were all very painful exhausting energy. Meg’s line? She’s being cunning and trying to balance a tricky situation, trying to figure out a way forward. I would personally do a different sort of spread and do clarifyers on specific cards to get teh details instead of hopping back and forth to no avail really. But the reader was pants down hilarious!


Thanks for sending this in! I was laughing my booty off, but, yes, I was wondering when she was going to get to the technical stuff. She never did! She just changed decks and started talking again.Ā 

But a lot of her intuitions do align with what I’ve been seeing. I thought what she said about Meghan’s energy levels explained a lot because she really does look tired ALL THE TIME and they aren’t even working that hard. Ditto what she said about them feeling trapped. That would explain why they are traveling every two weeks.

I’m still halfway through and enjoying this, but I really wish she would do a more technical read because those cards looked hella intriguing.

She didnt seem bored at the IG trials but its totes obvious shes trying REALLY hard to seem like she actually gives a damn. Nothing is natural about her. Its terrible. & im not about throw gingernuts a pity party; hes an idiot that needs to get bitch slapped & learn to listen to family not his ginger willy. Hopefully hes no longer screaming ā€œflame onā€ whenever hes w/ that batshit crazy chick & everything is slowly burning out & hes realizing he made a mistake.

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How are people still so obtuse about Meghan? You have so many of her former acquaintances, like Ninaki and Gina, who were very close to her for long periods of time all saying the same thing: she is calculating, ambitious, cold etc. And people dismiss it as twaddle. One of Kate’s former roommates (who is questionably a bit loony) says that she had a poster of William as a teen and Kate becomes a scheming shrew. Are people being purposefully stupid? Or do they need any reason to hate Kate??

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, we are now up to seven sources on this and they will keep calling them ā€œBitter Bettys.ā€ Lol, when she finally dumps Harry and he spills the beans he’ll also be a ā€œBitter Betty.ā€

meghan is the living proof how idiotic Harry was,I never thought that Meghan will be the way the public will know who is the real Harry is.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Everyone warned him. EVERYONE.

https://blindgossip.com/?p=85387

Kate, btw, had her pegged from the start. She said Meghan wasĀ ā€œ[a]n opportunist WHO WILL DO OR SAY OR BE ANYTHING SHE HAS TO in order to make the marriage happen.ā€ Totally nailed it.

It makes even more sense of why Kate didn’t want to give Meghan a ride.

”She said,”weĀ“re going to change the world.’My goodness,what an idiot!!!! he fell so fast,it’s insane!! they leaked the relationship together in October,the Blind ‘Family In a Tizzy’,in November he was already’ floating the idea of proposing to MM in marriage to the family’ and the ”Rescue Me” on blind Gossip, is what she told him in Botswana and a lot of sex,and in 1 week she sealed the deal!!!! This would make a great cheap novel !!!!!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Actually, I’m pretty sure that if you tried to sell this as a book or a movie, you would get turned down becauseĀ ā€œtoo unrealisticā€ or something.

I CANNOT believe that Blind Gossip was right about this all along. He really was telling his family that he was going to marry her in November. Wow.