royal-confessions:

“Meghan’s black Safiyaa look is one of the ugliest outfits I’ve ever seen, no joke. The top doesn’t go with the skirt, it should be paired with cropped/cigarette trousers. The sequin and the straps made it look cheap af and reminds me something a teen would wear in late 90s-early00s. Safiyaa has much better designs yet she picks this…ugh.“ – Submitted by Anoynmous

I think she struck the deal with the merch pre-wedding/pre-engagement. These probably were all signed way before. Hence, when she got in she can say she cant get out of the contract and just use them being canadian brand and brit designer, and wait it out to end. That’s very cunning i think.

talkingtarot:

That would actually make a lot of sense. Would add up to why she’s allowed to do all this stuff now when it hasn’t been done that much before in previous royal wives but at the same time Meghan’s not a planner, so I can’t see her planning this far ahead with anything especially with all the drama she had leading up to the wedding.

confessionsbritishroyals:

So let me get this straight. Meghan wanted to get into politic and
humanities to help change the world so she thought the best way to do
that was to to become…an actress??? She started out right by studying
international politics or what ever in college. But I think she realized
it was really hard and slow moving, often disappointing work during her
internship. I just don’t understand how she made the leap to actress.
Until recently being a celebrity was a terrible way to get into
politics. In the late 90/early 2000 it would have been laughable to
think an actor/celeb would be good in politics. I think she decided she
didn’t want to do any of the hard work it takes to actually make a
difference in the word and realized she just likes the attention

Meghan is making excuses. She was never scheduled for the Zambia tour. My friend works in the foreign office and the Zambia visit was always a solo venture for Harry. Scheduled months ago. If it appears in The Express it is her pr. She is trying to save face. And she did not cancel engagements in AUS she was never scheduled to go to the forest with Harry. Check the itinerary. She is being sidelined and so she is trying to spin it. She was a disaster on the Oceana tour.

talkingtarot:

Oop..tea!

The RF Tarot reading

mysteriouslytransparentwitch:

Hello to you and your readers,

This is Ninjapower00, I used to have a blog here and did tarot and astrology readings. I’m here with another one, on this splendid day, when it was announced the two were kicked out of Kensington palace, I really couldn’t have chosen a better day for this reading haha.

Harry: He is very argumentative and has made enemies left and right, has a chip on his shoulder at all time. His future solo ventures will be canceled by the Queen (perhaps that solo tour to Zambia) and won’t take place anymore, whatever solo plans he’s made. Reality has set in, the judgement coming from the world is affecting him very much and is regretting his marriage, even thinking about divorce, he sees her a toxic person and feels apathy towards her.

Meghan: Terrified about being left by him, she knows he’s thinking about divorce, whereas she is happy with this marriage. She’s unhappy and feeling drained by the problems around them but about the marriage itself, she’s happy and trying to hold on for dear life. She’s working behind the scenes on some projects but her funds will be drastically reduced and won’t afford to spend money left and right anymore, Charles appears very upset about the money spent.

Fun fact: In neither Harry nor Meghan’s reading did I see any baby.

How the others see them

William

–          Harry: Arrogant and irresponsible, pretending everything is fine and very proud and pleased with himself.

–          Meghan: A delight one day, a nightmare the next. A woman who changes moods often.

Kate

–          H: She thinks he’s destroyed, depressed, unhappy.

–          M: She sees her as hanging by a thread and very unhappy and anxious.

Charles

–          H: Still sees him as his dear little boy.

–          M: Drunk on luxury, spending too much and he’s very angry about it and they (Charles and Meghan) have argued about money and she was rude and aggressive towards him.

The Queen

–          H: She’s sad about the negative reaction the public has had about him and how he’s ruined his image.

–          M: As I got in the past, she thinks she talks too much!

Bonus! FD: She’s currently being pursued by an older man, but she’s running as far away as she can from him. Within 6 months she’ll have to choose between two other men, a very rich brunette man who’ll  offer her marriage and a blonde man who has a sister (or a cousin? There’s a young female relative he’s very close to), who’ll ask her to move in with him. Let’s see who she chooses. Looks like she doesn’t just have a Plan B, but plans C and D, too! Oh, and she’s making a lot of money.

Best wishes for the holidays everyone!

This cottage news is the most delicious news to wake up to on a Saturday morning. Every time I think the Royals are going to buckle down and give up on this, they pull an ultimate shade move and prove me wrong. Meg, honey, you really fucked up. I’m a country-bumpkin American and even I know you don’t piss Her Maj off like this. Like the woman who holds all the power??? Yeah you better believe I would be doing whatever she told me for at least the first few years, especially as an American…

talkingtarot:

Exactly. Meghan’s got balls of steel to be already breaking tradition and protocol like this so early, being a newbie and an outsider to the firm. I’m American too and you best believe I would try to get in the Queen’s utmost good graces before I pulled some of the stuff Meghan has pulled. How could she not understand that nobody messes with Queen Elizabeth, aka the original HBIC before there was such a thing, for a reason?

Blind from CDAN “Don’t believe the hype. These two royals are anything but bff. The alliterate one doesn’t even want to try any longer to get along because the foreign one knows whats up and has been whispering in the ear of the husband of the alliterate one. So, the move out.” please check the comments lol Specially the one from Nutty_Flavor at 10:32am which explains what we all think this means, only sugars don’t notice it

talkingtarot:

I’m assuming this is talking about Meghan and Kate. Not shocked here. Saw it in my post for Eugenie’s wedding these two don’t like each other. Meghan’s dislike obviously more petty than Catherine’s.

Even I-an LA Leo who followed BRF b/c MM-would know better than to(a)piss off the her majesty(b)announce the baby at PE’s wedding(c)not ensure family were supported by PR office(d)get pregnant right before a my first-birth defect/stress induced miscarriage risk-tour(e)be professional-5am txts aint(f)get clothes fitted/ironed before work(g)keep curly hair neat(h)walk in front of tonging princess(j)abuse staff(k)spend just under a million (has she hit it yet) with Brexit looming and(l)merch

talkingtarot:

I didn’t even realize how many tallies this girl has under her name and it’s only been 6 months.

Q: Is the Sussexes’ new house story true? How do they feel about moving from cottage in the city to cottage in the country? Did they want something bigger than that cottage?

opinioniste:

Hi Anon, well it does indeed seem to be true. But I’ll keep this reading quite short, as I believe @talkingtarot will be holding the grand tea party later. 

How do PH/MM feel about moving to Frogmore Cottage? 

I don’t think the press statement was an exaggeration this time. They are pleased about the move – because they think they should be pleased – so they’re trying to be pleased, and perhaps they’re not entirely pleased, but they’re trying very hard to overcome that. 

So…now what?

MM just feels trapped and has given up trying altogether (Eight of Swords Rx). Nothing seems to be moving the way that she thought it would, and there are a lot of repressed emotions (The Magician Rx, Ace of Cups Rx). The spark has died down and it’s just a matter of going through the motions, and accepting what you’re being given.

For PH, on the other hand, there’s a lot more optimism. A smaller/ish house in the country, away from the madness of the city – this is great! Let’s have our child here and build a happy home (Four of Wands). He’s happy to retreat to a simpler lifestyle, because the wealthy lifestyle is beginning to feel like a trap (Ten of Pentacles Rx). But he is aware that there’s a growing discord in the relationship as far as being on the same page with this, and he’s waving the flag of enthusiasm on his own (The Lovers Rx).

Overall, they feel like it should be a good next step in their married life (The World), but this is not exactly what they had in mind (The Moon Rx). 

They do feel a little bit like they’ve been banished (The Hanged Man Rx), and suddenly all of their plans for the future have taken on a different form (Ace of Wands Rx, Page of Cups Rx). 

An article in the DM (about a Kate and Meghan feud) says that Doria has moved to the UK and will be joining them at Frogmore Cottage. Your readings have said Doria didn’t want anything to do with Meghan’s games, so what do you make of this? Is it just PR?

talkingtarot:

Probably PR but I’d have to check again. Doria wants nothing to do with Meghan’s games, permanently, meaning she might come and visit but I doubt she’ll move there unless things get really bad and it’s necessary.

Two stories that I’ve found so far:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7823425/meghan-markle-prince-harry-new-home-doria-live/

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/744531/Meghan-Markle-mum-Doria-Ragland-Prince-Harry-Frogmore-Windsor-Castle-Kensington-Palace

Poor Prince Louis…he’ll grow up and look at his christening pictures and ask everyone who the woman in the olive green dress is and get the “We don’t talk about crazy Aunt Meghan” speech for the hundredth time.

talkingtarot:

Catherine’s probably gonna be like “havent I told you that was just a vistor Louis, now eat your vegetables” lol.

Nah, Megs will be a great parable to Charlotte and Louis about why you don’t do dumb shit. 

Probably pushing for frogmore house not cottage – yup!!! EXACTLY! In her dreams she’ll get frogmore house! It is used for official events. Foolish girl! And her sugars are saying finally mm can enjoy her quiet country life , raising her baby, and now there won’t be any leaks regarding Sussex (I’m assuming this is a dig at cambs). They think the cambs are leaking about sussexes. Fools! Mio was the first one to publish official kp letter for this move! Yeah right cambs gave it to him.

talkingtarot:

Meghan will be miserable with “the country life”. That has never been her mo. They only think W&K are leaking because they have this envy of them because of the different access and luxuries W&K get that H&M just can’t get as well because of the difference of roles.

Can you do a reading as to why Harry and Meg are moving out of KP?

opinioniste:

Another quickie read into this topic. Xx

Why are PH/MM moving out of KP?

A lot going on behind closed doors, and this has more to do with conflicts than voluntarily packing up and leaving. There’s an aggressive female who has been stirring the pot and causing arguments (Whip, Woman), and that person lost the battle (Coffin). 

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I definitely think they were eyeing up other properties, and those options got shut down (Whip, Star). They might have thought it would be a simple case of finding one they liked, asking and then receiving (Ring, Star), but there was a dispute over this as someone thought they were abusing their privilege (Whip). 

The reality was that they had weak authority in their select (Child), and QEII likely stepped in and made the final call of what would be on offer (Tower, Star). 

They were advised to focus on their own family (Child, Stork), and somewhat swayed into thinking/being told that it would be better for them to remove themselves from the frenzy and have a slightly quieter home elsewhere (Dog, Star).

Again, coming back to a command/advice that they’re now trying to convince themselves is a good thing (Stork, Star). 

Right Zika wasn’t an issue for her when she was in legit zika zones but suddenly now it is an issue in a non zika zone. Exhaustion wasn’t an issue on a 16 day 76 events tour but now with weeks off between engagements she is exhausted. Amazing. She and her pr machine think we all are idiots and forget from one article to the next. Oh yeah roasting chickens with Kate for Sunday dinner a few days ago but now Kate is the reason Harry and Will are at odds cause Kate doesn’t like Meghan.

talkingtarot:

Exactly. It’s like she’ll release something and the firm will hit them right back with something to debunk it. It’s quite funny actually. 

I’m fine with her making visits to the Community kitchen. I still think she’s exploiting their tragedy for her benefit but some support is better than nothing and the women do seem taken by her. Fine. Does she really need to bring cameras INSIDE with her as she fake mixes and stirs?! How does no one else see it’s all for the cameras?!! Nor see her “secret” visit has been documented from start to finish. I hate Piers Morgan but he’s the only one who would call her out for her blatant mugging.

Well, she did get that nice terrorist association headline this week in return.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kitchen-backed-meghan-markles-cookbook-13637909

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6423517/Mosque-supported-Meghan-Markles-charity-cookbook-links-19-terrorists.html

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Every time a pic of her is disseminated the fashion brand gets free advertising. I thought the wedding dress was ghastly but it got Givenchy 2.5 mil in free advertising the day of the wedding and now it is on display at Windsor. So worth it for them. Plus remember the fashion houses make their profit from smaller items like scarves, handbags, purses keychains even. So a celeb conscious teen can’t afford the dress but can afford (barely) that purse or scarf.

True. 

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Why is her ponytail so scraggly though?!! I remember reading once that her style instincts poses her to always have one element of her person a little dishevelled or shabby – to look a bit undone. But I mean… oily, scraggly hair?!!! Eek. I think we are all dumbfounded because if we had her access, we would have a beauty team on standby to do chic chignons, or elegant updos and blowouts. I mean, even a pony can be elegant of smoothed out, wrapped, adorned with a hair accessory.

I don’t think the pony tail looked that bad. 

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I thought it looked better than when she was at the Royal Variety engagement a few days earlier, where she had to wipe her slut strands out of her face.

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The wierd thing about her consistently wearing unflattering clothes is that I’ve read something by where she acknowledges her shape and what works/doesn’t work on her. So she must have an idea about proportions, and colour. I guess if enough people blow smoke up your ass on the regular, you start to believe your own hype and think you can pull off anything. I mean we’ve all seen JMs looks.. she genuinely believes she has highend, not-tacky fashion instincts?!!

Never underestimate stupid. It’s really the key lesson here.

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I’m starting to think the reason her clothes are not tailored is because she doesn’t want to pay for it. When she was on suits, the stylist and tailoring was paid for by suits. Say she gets 5k spending allowance, instead of buying a 3k outfit and 2k on a stylist and tailoring, she just rather spend 5k on an outfit. This is the only logic I can come up with. Her ego tells her she can pull it off and make it work. Meg’s knows best always

Cheap and arrogant? I totally buy those rationales!

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About Meghan smoking just search “meghan markle bikini/positano 2016” gotceleb has all the pictures…And in other things like 2 days ago i saw someone saying something like “hold on baby(harry) help is coming” and that the RF will make an annulment because of the taxes problem like?,i don’t want to drag other tumblrs in yours but i just wanted to vent some people are really ugh!! sorry and thanks ❤️

Thanks! Smoking pictures were definitely right there. And there Megs is smoking in her fedora:

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Maybe it’ll be an annulment next year, but definitely not this year. The lawyers and tax experts will just have to do their jobs for this year and get paid well for doing so.

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Hi Brat. I’m simple, please help me to understand. How does someone who looks like 💩 in everything she wears get paid to merch? How can anyone look at the hot MMess that is MM and want what she’s selling? Knowing that she’s a disaster, how can any fashion brand put her in their products? I don’t get it.

That’s the real question, isn’t it? I thought they would have been deterred after she wore this during the summer but nope!

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The bedspread comparison NEVER gets old!

At this point, I’m just left with the idea that these fashion houses are desperate for a BRF connection and will take whatever they can get.

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I’m not sure if you got my ask. I mentioned a USA Today video that’s on youtube. It’s about PH/M in NZ, titled “Duchess Meghan holds her baby bump during royal tour”. It’s one thing to see pictures, but it’s another to see it in action. I don’t know. Something about that video is truly disturbing. Like it’s straight out of a messiah-horror-apocalyptic movie scene. Or, like watching a woman slowly descend into madness, and she’s not interested in receiving help.

talkingtarot:

I saw. It was sooooo cringy to watch. I can’t believe that’s a duchess out there behaving like that. 

And for those who still haven’t seen it, here it is again:

Tbh when she was in Suits she had professional stylists, wardrobe tailors, hair and makeup people. Their job is solely to make someone look good and they did actually make her look good. With being said, now she’s in couture that doesn’t fit, bad hair and makeup (over bronzer, anyone?) but she’s doesn’t have to try anymore. She has a title thus expect ppl to fawn over her because of her “status” which is the most elitist thing she could of done. Her choices are a reflection of that, pretentious.

Yeah, but the weird thing is that she has to know what tailoring is given that she observed the wardrobe department in action. That’s why it boggles the mind that she can’t get her ensembles properly assembled. Is it arrogance? Laziness? Or a bit of both?

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MM has no boobs to warrant the straps lol which is odd because women generally start showing bigger boobs. Not questioning her pregnancy but only how far along she is. Which will be interesting because her and PH have a tough time with accounting for important dates *cough-starting-dating-and-who-introduced-them-cough* 🙄 #herestoaMaybaby Lol

Yeah, I still think she was only about 10 weeks when they announced. I don’t think she was fully 12 weeks when they announced. Megs does whatever she wants when it suits her. 

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Another point is PH/MM’s wedding. More than one Royal Reporter commented on PH/MM’s wedding being one big freebie while taxpayers and to pay out over 30mil/British Pound in security and other expenses. If PC is a billionaire why didn’t he pay for the entire wedding? Many people also believe the wedding dress was free in return for publicity (just like the wedding cake). The RF aren’t suppose to accept freebies but they do, and no one calls them out on it. JM has openly flaunted the MM freebies.

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This is why they are separating the Houses. The Tax will be on going issue as long as Meghan is an American Citizen the IRS will be watching. Why did she not just renounce U.S. citizenship and become stateless when she married Harry. This tells me she plans on returning to the U.S. She’s not in this marriage for the long haul and she did not Marry him for Love. I bet everything she owns is in storage waiting for her to return and she’s hiding money.

talkingtarot:

Her not making these type of precautions is shady as hell to be honest.

Renouncing citizenship in the US is a big deal. You usually don’t do it unless you absolutely have to, and you can’t get your citizenship back ever. That’s why most people end up having dual citizenship instead and retain original citizenship.

Being stateless is a dumb idea.

https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/legal/travel-legal-considerations/us-citizenship/Renunciation-US-Nationality-Abroad.html

My nurse leader rubs her belly in like a spiral motion, shes on her 2nd pregnancy & just hit the end of her 1st trimester. When she gets a break, she’ll sit in her chair & rub her belly as if she just ate an amazing plate of food LOL 😂 but she never cups her belly. Megs belly cupping as her fans say is a “subconscious” move or whatever but reality she’s purposefully doing it for attention. Ive seen 1 Meg fan admit the belly cupping in the official dinner photo was wrong.

I don’t expect any more Meghan fans to admit that though. They can’t admit the insanity of some her actions. They just won’t go there.

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