There’s a full video of them leaving at Getty, Harry actually touched Meghan so she would move because she left first, in front of him. But that’s not surprising, at this point everyody should know Harry’s a pheasant and Meghan’s the senior royal and a long lost Windsor-Spencer

Might as well. He’s got to know by now that she’s never going to get protocol right. Things like that are exactly why she had her pr peeps leak details about the “dumb” protocol things she has to do now.

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Notice in the photo of them exiting Harry has both hands extended around her – he is afraid she will fall. It is a constant preoccupation of his – staring at her feet and making sure she does not fall. You see it on every engagement Harry watching her feet and letting her grab on to him especially around steps. Her inability to walk in too big shoes must be very obvious in person. But even when she was in fats he was nervous with her. She must have some serious balance issues.

Yeah, I’ve noticed it. It’s not new. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen her in flats though. I can’t think of an instance where she’s worn flats.

She’s sooo thin though. 

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Even in that bulky dress she’s looks super thin.

For an almost 40 yr old woman, who’s was suppose to be this “fashionista” has no style. Period. Notice the belt, usually she would do her coats w/ a certain knot, this knot tell me she had someone (ehem, stylist) tied her coat belts, cuz this one is sloppy. The color is awful! The heels too high for this dress. A black sling back and blk clutch would have been smarter, plus a low ponytail. How does one get monochromatic wrong? She’s trying waaaay to hard and it shows. IMO

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That dress is hideous, seems Mulroney is back in force, and yes indeed, she diminished her price tag. Good girl.

If it was a different color, it would look so much better. Pale beige does nothing for her and just washes her out. Ironically, this one fits, but the material is so bulky on her petite body that it again looks like it doesn’t fit or that something is off.

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The matching handbag and shoes don’t do any favors either since the color matches. She didn’t use anything to accent such a blah dress. 

Harry looks better because he doesn’t wash out with different colors of his ensemble. 

Whatever Tom Sr does after this she completely deserves. To label him as a child abuser after saying what a great father he was is sick. And all because he didn’t fit into her brand so she kicked him to the curb. It’s her fault that he opened his mouth and I hope he keeps doing it too. I hope he gets mad enough that he tells us all about his precious daughter. How she uses people and throws them away like garbage. How shes been scheming everything. You reap what you sow Meghan. Go for it Tom Sr!

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That 1/3 isn’t the total chance to get pregnant, its PER CYCLE which is per month. Women in their late 30s have a 90% chance of getting pregnant within two years of trying. Learn some math.

I know it’s PER CYCLE, my dear. What I was saying is that IVF isn’t as perfectly successful as people seem to think it is. The results do not automatically get better after repeated cycles, particularly when you’re older.

 http://www.smartfertilitychoices.com/ivf-success-rates/

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Did you see the nice letters spelling out certain words in this picture above? You know, the ones saying, “ended up with a baby after a year of IVF treatment.” Multiple cycles does NOT guarantee a higher success rate.

You are also not calculating the side effects of what IVF does to women when you spout off statements like “90% chance of getting pregnant within two years of trying.” Not true. There are no such stats saying that. Please come at with me with an actual link instead of pretending that I can’t do math.

Also, Megs turns 37 next month. IVF success is always more difficult after 35.

Learn to deal with it.

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The BRF will NEVER admit that Megho got pregnant through IVF & no way in hell will they admit if they did surrogacy.

They can’t use
surrogacy because in the UK the child(ren) would not legally belong to Megs. (http://duchessofostergotlands.tumblr.com/post/175846047225/theoretically-if-a-royal-lady-chose-to-use-a)

They’re probably not
going to adopt, so that basically leaves IVF.

I really wish people
would stop talking about IVF as if it 100% guarantees a baby. Here are some
stats from the US:

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So that’s basically
a 1 in 3 chance likelihood that given Meg’s age, a baby would result from IVF.
Live birth is different from a conception rate. Conception rate is usually
higher than the live birth rate. But just because you conceive through IVF does
NOT mean you will be able to carry that fetus to term.

Here are some stats
from the UK
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Again, you’ll notice
that IVF does not even result in a baby more than half the time. The UK stats
are even lower than the ones from the US. Even regardless of the statistical
difference between the US and the UK, each facility will have it’s own success
rates measured in conception and live birth rates. But no facility has a 100%
live birth rate. That’s just unheard of.

Did you see the latest Blind Item? There’s a dossier on Meghan. Her sex tape will leak.

Yeah, I’ve seen it. There have been rumors about her sex tape circulating for awhile. Supposedly Celebrity Jihad will publish it at some point.

https://houseofbrat.tumblr.com/post/173109979979/if-the-sex-tape-exists-when-is-it-being-released

https://houseofbrat.tumblr.com/post/173109969649/do-you-know-if-she-will-want-kids-or-is-this

https://houseofbrat.tumblr.com/post/173109924349/what-happened-to-the-dirt-on-meghan-markle-that

I think it’s quite possible that it gets released this summer. Obviously we won’t know for sure until it happens.  

I imagine its worth diminishes as she gets older. No one would want to see her sex tape when she’s in her 40s and 50s when she looks old. The people who would make money off something like that have more to gain by publishing it when she closely matches (physically) how she looks on the tape than by when she doesn’t. 

IMO Meghan looked overdressed on pitch and hairstyle worn with that Givenchy suit was a miss, almost like rain caught her on her way. Clutch was completely unnecessary but she has to show she’s recycling. I presume stilettos are to prevent from taking part in any activity, she’s also worn stilettos on Invictus Trials back in March or April

I suspect she wore stilettos in this instance for two reasons

  1. Merching
  2. She’s really short and doesn’t want to look even shorter next to Harry in flats.
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She probably would have been shorter than this field hockey player had she not worn heels. 

Fashion anon back – same guy owns Givenchy and Dior and those houses are very controlling won’t give you their stuff unless the also supply the hairdresser makeup so you look good. That explains her transformation – she has a Dior/Givenchy supplied hairdresser. I am surprised she was a fail just two weeks ago but the Givenchy connection made at the wedding must have paid off. That wedding was a merch fest and advertisement rolled up in one. And it worked. Pt 1

Pt 2 She is now emphasizing her breasts (padded bra for sure) tight around the torso. Sex pot Meghan. Stuff she is now wearing suits her shape much better. But can she sustain this – she needs to give them a lot of press to justify the costs. And her inability to walk is still a problem. Harry is conspicuously looking at her feet all the time fear of her falling out of the shoes. Express even had an article about her inability to walk. She needs to get shoes she can walk in.




Express had an article on her wobbling on the cobble: https://www.express.co.uk/news/royal/987065/meghan-markle-prince-harry-ireland-dublin-pictures-news-dress

I prefer a padded bra to seeing her nipples when she’s braless. Small mercies. 

But this Roland Mouret dress doesn’t exactly look like it fits on top. It’s not smooth on top, kind of wrinkled. Looks like it needs to be pulled down or adjusted in some places. The color on her doesn’t help either. Kind of a washout.

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And this suit looks pretty basic on her. I don’t understand how Givenchy justifies giving her this. It doesn’t look like a couture house suit with that scoop neck, at least to me.

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Why the pumps on an athletic field? I will never understand this. 

Hey, hope you have a great time at the wedding later this month! If you’re fresh out of style choices… you could always raid your nearest IKEA bedding isle, pop a bog roll on your head and you’re good to go. That’s how ALL independent, grown feminist women who are lucky enough to shag a prince and are slaying it like “kweens” roll. …Dontchaknow. #stylekween

Thank you! 😘

That’s true! I could totally do that since I still need to get my dress. 

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Damn it must suck being single and watching another woman live your dream😟😞 Meghan is fantastic meanwhile you’re just sad on this app 😳

What are you, like, twelve years old or something? Is this the best you can come up with in an attempt to insult me? That I’m just angry because I’m not fucking Harry? 

Bitch, please. I’m so not interested Harry’s whiny, insecure, public relations-needing ass. 

I assume you suddenly have the confidence to go around to blogs that don’t like Megs based on the simple fact that she was able to get someone to brush her hair, do her makeup, and put clothes on her that fit, other than the more recent fashion disasters she’s been wearing.

Obviously you didn’t want to come here when Megs was wearing this:

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Please, go ahead and celebrate your minor victory. 

The remaining adults can still discuss the impending disaster ahead.

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He was playing with the ring at the reception the other day too – body language interpretation- he don’t want to be married. Obvious LOL. This is going to implode faster than anyone thought – well except for those of us who watched the charts and cards. Between now and October maybe November this is going to get very very weird and strange.

Yup. This relationship has clearly sunk after their honeymoon, regardless of wherever they did or did not go. 

It wouldn’t surprise me if some super crazy shit happened between 22 July and 4 August, but particularly between 25 and 28 July because I have a wedding to go to and will miss possible said crazy shit. Like, it wouldn’t surprise me if it would happen when I can’t enjoy it. Murphy’s law and all.

It also wouldn’t surprise me if Harry decides he’s over it in the fall and decides to go for an annulment. Divorce in the UK is much tougher to get than in the USA. There’s only FIVE reasons available when filing for divorce. 

Prince Fuck-Up has got to continue his current trend of fucking up…

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You know, I’d have more respect if Markle just came out as the Royal villainess. Claiming her sorted past, how she really met PH, spent more money on bad clothes and wore more diamonds, but owned it, I think I would like her a little bit more. But the demure fake act is just super annoying and offends most people’s intelligence. #justsayin

Can’t say I disagree. 

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But I think her hypocrisy will probably be exposed/dissected in the UK press soon enough.

Fashion roadkill – that is brilliant. And yeah that article is a throw MM under the bus but also a call for more “youthful” designers to send her their stuff and pay her to wear it. At 37 she is a tad pushing the “youthful” vibe. But hey since the classic Audrey Hepburn look did not work for her she’ll try something else. So we saw her in a more “youthful” pair of capri’s from the 90’s today at day 2 of polo. You know any 20 somethings who wear capri’s? I don’t. PT 1

Pt 2 But the real problem is not just her fashion roadkill look it is her numbers. They are non existent – she is not catching the public’s interest. Can’t cure that either. The other problem is the extravagant wardrobe pr that is now everywhere – no designer wants to be associated with a controversial figure and MM’s extravagant ways is controversy not to mention the threat of “revelations” that is rumored to be happening soon. She could become untouchable.




Well, “fashion roadkill” actually comes from an episode of Sex and the City, so I can’t take credit for it. It seems completely appropriate in this situation though. 

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I know people keep on saying capris for the pants, but I always think of capris being a little loose and not completely body hugging. What she’s wearing just looks like tight jeans that are too short. Maybe it looks better close up, but I doubt it. 

I’m curious to see what she wears on Thursday though. It’s make or break for her in the fashion realm these next several days. I would bet that she’s about to become untouchable after this next month, but we’ll see.

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The other thing to notice is in the upper left hand corner of the search – that number. For Givenchy you get 147,000 those are the number of sites that are talking bout her and Givenchy. That high a number is not happening by accident. Plus you see the same phrases repeated in all the articles – that is from the publicist. This is how you know she has pr working for her. And it is expensive too. See the game being played here? And she has played it since the affair was outed.

Oh, yeah. I’ve seen it before. AHPF has done a good job cataloging it. It’s so ubiquitous that we hardly even notice it now. This here is a good write-up that AHPF did back in January. I know she did some write-ups after the “statement” was released in 2016, but I just don’t have time to find them. 

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PEOPLE won’t print the attacks on other RF members to keep their relationship with the RF cool so she goes to the down market like Star for the attacks stories. But you see how a single story gets pushed – that is her pr sending out emails to other publications/sites. It is all very obvious once you understand how it works. She wants that US market so her pr tends to be US oriented. Her willingness to use pr is a real problem for the RF they never had to deal with anyone like this.

Generally I agree with you, but People participated in the War of the Wales 25 years ago, so yes, they will participate in royal-vs-royal attacks. They’re not printing attacks currently because it doesn’t benefit them in anyway. If they could see a benefit in it, they’d do it.

The US market is the only possible market that Megs could make work for her. She’s not sophisticated or interesting enough for the world market. Also, an American in the British royal family being “popular” feeds American narcissism about being the best, which is also why many in the US don’t second guess Megs being declared “popular” in the UK. It’s just another version of “USA #1″ in the media. 

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Fashion anon – she has little to attract them – she will wear something as a come on – see me and the coverage you could get if you pay me to wear it again. The articles in BBC WWD and WSJ about how much she can sell when she wears something are fishing expeditions for more sponsors. Her pr sends out emails to o push coverage so she gets lots of exposure which will attract the sponsors. Do a search for MM Givenchy and see how many places her pic shows up in. Pt 1

Pt 2 ultimately though she can’t maintain public interest – brands look at the numbers and hers suck. She cannot sustain interest especially without Harry. And she does not show clothes well. Too short can’t walk in stilettos and the makeup and mistakes generate too many negatives. Notice Prada did not feature her on their IG when she wore that Prada. She tries but she really is just a zlist celeb. Givenchy took her pic off their IG when she wore the wallpaper dress. But her reps keep try




This is what I got when I did the MM + Givenchy search:

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Some are clearly referencing other previous Givenchy outings, but I totally agree with you. It’s really nice to hear someone confirm what others have been thinking. I’ve seen some of the same thinking over at @anonymoushouseplantfan. First Oscar de la Renta blocked comments on MM’s picture, and then they took down her picture completely

I suspect MM’s engagement on July 5th, and her engagements from July 9 through 11th are make-or-break for her on the fashion front. If she can’t look great, then I doubt she’s going to get anything else after. It’s becoming obvious to too many people that she’s a dud.

By the way, looks like Oscar de la Renta still has some anti-MM comments on that dress (with the model) photo

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Guess since it’s no longer recent that they don’t care as much about it.

Thanks fashion anon!

yep – the christening with the Queen and the Midds church and the balcony for RAF again with the whole family and then a jam packed schedule in Ireland where people are disinclined to bend their knee. Plus the Irish schedule is heavy on high tech visits and places of profound sorrow (Famine museum) and the fight for independence (Croke Park). So many opportunities to screw up say the wrong thing in an environment where the political stakes are high (IRE). A minefield.

So true!

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you can tell she has her own pr running if you observe the patterns in the media coverage. The Good Housekeeping Harper’s Bazaar Marie Calare Elle Cosmo Town & Country nexus – all owned by the same publisher. All US media. All pushing the same narrative – she is accepted and the fashion icon Diana push. Note the UK tabs have not been playing the same tune the US media plays. US media downplays the family drama. She has her own pr running and eventually she runs out of money.

I’ve noticed. I’ve seen it mentioned over at AHPF quite a bit. I know I’ve reblogged some of it but certainly not all. 

Considering how frequently she has articles getting published over nothing, that money is going to run out pretty quick. Celebitchy only does articles if something has previously been published somewhere else. Megs had TWO articles today on that site:

  1. The Queen sees Duchess Meghan as someone ‘intelligent, polite & keen to learn’ (based on material from US Weekly)
  2. Star: Duchess Kate ‘feels threatened’ by Duchess Meghan’s popularity (based on the print edition of Star Magazine)

Considering the last one is STAR magazine, she must be running getting low on funds. She couldn’t get People magazine or US Weekly to run it. Not to mention that she doesn’t seem to want to wait until she has another engagement before having articles appear. It’s just constant bombardment. (Not a smart move.)

It may be that the UK tabs will kick in with the narrative they want to run when she can no longer pay for a pr agency to send things to US media. Like, she won’t disappear completely when her money runs out because then Fleet Street will seize their opportunity. She won’t have the funds to combat them and will be at the mercy of what the palace pr decides.

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I think Xanax is a generic expression for her zombie appearance – the vacant stare the frozen smile weird affect. Harry has to constantly give her directions for even the simplest things (“bow now” on the balcony) and he is ever watchful when she is speaking to people like he doesn’t trust what she might say. Whatever she is taking (and she just might be stoned) she is not coping well with the situation she created for herself.

This is very true.

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Fashion anon here again – she is working for luxury brand sponsors and working ti hard. Note her pr and its orientation. So to me that signals she knows her days are numbered and she needs a settled financial situation. She isn’t getting any big settlement from him. So October looks good to me. She knows too the media are coming. She hasn’t much time.

This might be one of the best things I’ve read this morning. (Sorry, I have a couple stressful days ahead.) 

But what you’re saying explains a lot of things. She’s still merching. I just CANNOT understand what any luxury brand sees in her though. I mean, do you know? She looks terrible in all of her recent outfits. Like that blue disaster she wore to the Spencer wedding…😳

But you’re definitely right in that she doesn’t have much time. She probably has two weeks–MAYBE three weeks max–as I see it before things get even crazier. 

The summer of fire is here, and July ain’t going to be pretty for a lot of people (and much of August too). Like, if you’re in the US and live in an area that could be hit by a hurricane, start preparing now. If you know people who are having tough emotional times, keep in contact with them and let them you know you care and that they’re not alone. 

Shit is already crazy, and I guarantee you it’s going to get even crazier. 

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I have to say that the times I’ve thrown readings for MM and PH i always get more swords and wands than i do with cups if you get me. And you would think that with them being all newly wed you would see 2oC with 10oC and so on but no all i get is pure isolation with PH,has to be, thinking of someone else. Someone from the past. Ill be shocked if this marriage last even three years with what i get

Well, I don’t do tarot, but I understand the general gist of things. It seems everyone who does tarot cards on them gets things that don’t indicate a good or lasting marriage/relationship. 

I’d be shocked if this marriage lasts a year.

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