yes short shelf life which is why I doubt Oprah is going to her aid. Oprah is in a dicey spot re: her Weinstein connections. Plus Oprah is not the influencer she once was. The RF does not care re: Oprah. But Oprah does have the Hearst connection and most of MM’s US pr comes out of Hearst publications. So she may get some help from Oprah but ultimately the mags know MM is no draw they see the numbers. The RF is a draw. MM cannot win. She should have known that but crazy is as crazy does.

The levels of her craziness astound me but oh well…

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Hi! Pr anon. Megsy proving again the US is the market that matters to her. Major pr effort US market to prove she and Kate are fine and the UK press is out to get her. Expensive. Cosmo Elle VF People. But you will love this. She claims she does not read the press cause she believes in karma and avoids negative things. LOL. Unless of course she is creating the negative things. So MM still has her delusions about capturing a US market for post Harry fame and fortune. Nope.

I find MM’s plans for the US market laughable. She’s burned through all the “firsts” a new member of the BRF would have. She could never drum up much interest when she was just an actress. All the interest she can generate is because she’s attached to Harry, and when the day comes when she’s no longer attached to Harry she’ll have a short shelf life.

Can’t wait to hear how she deals with things next week because you can’t always avoid negative things in your life.

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Ok I’ve been meaning to send you a sugary post for your predictions for sometime now, I think I’ll finally do it today. Everyone was saying something bad will happen around E&J’s wedding and then again during harkles Oceania tour. Only on your blog I read that the bad will happen, but it will start in last week of October. Prior to this everything will go on smoothly including the wedding and the tour. And you were bang on!! The only criticisms of harkles started in the last week on October. 1/2

You had predicted November is gonna be make or break for them, and we are seeing that. With dm’s headlines on jihadi john and 19 other terrorist links to megsy’s first charity endeavour, it is BAD. And now they have been exiled to frogmore cottage (not frogmore house). The pics of that cottage on DM are depressing to say the least! 2/3 (there’s a third part too, sorry)

I don’t know how December will go for harkles, but you have also predicted “happenings” for Jan Feb! I do not believe in annulment theory, especially now with the kid but i cannot be more excited for next year!! Pleaseeee do continue to post some more dates to look forward to. So yes, very well done!!! The fun has finally begin! 3/3




I don’t have a whole lot of time right now, but here’s what I can give you for now.

1. I don’t have anything more to say about the baby. I feel like I’ve pretty much said what I wanted to say here and here.

2. I feel bad for the ladies of the community kitchen; they don’t deserve such associations, but there’s not much that can be done from a public relations perspective at this moment.

3. The last glimmers of love and light in Harry’s mind about this marriage will go away at the beginning of the new year, like January 1st-ish. Like, go away as in extinguished in his mind. No more happiness that was there previously.

4. I’m sure Megs will think things are going better for her than Harry thinks they’re going for him, even if there’s huge amounts of discord. Her ego trip will still be in action until March 2019.

5. Sadly, the possibility of Prince Philip passing away could be happening between February 22 and April 22. Or maybe it’s probably. Haven’t looked that deeply at it, but I know that it’s possible.

6. Spring is going to be a sucky time in the UK next year, including Brexit.

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7. (And this is going to be the longest part.) You know, once Harry & Megs announced they were pregnant, I started doubting that an annulment would be a possibility because even if the baby didn’t make it to term, I didn’t think the BRF would try that because it would be a public relations nightmare. Until the last couple of weeks when things started imploding bigger than I expected. And I think you have to take all the upcoming Brexit drama into that. The UK is running a difficult dasha (timing sequence) from January 2018 to the beginning of December 2020, so the mood in the country–economically, politically, socially–probably isn’t going to get drastically better until the end of 2020. 

The other parts to consider would be a) Meghan’s tax situation. It’s not about her not filing her taxes or the IRS auditing her. It’s about having the UK’s head of state having one of her family members send financial paperwork–that they desperately try to keep private–to another country. It reveals some of the inner workings of the monarchy to people who aren’t part of that monarchy. When I start googling information about divorce in the UK–aside from the things I’ve already posted–one thing that becomes clear to me is that any divorce between these two idiots (aka Harry and Megs) will not be resolved quickly. It can take up to 12 months for the final decree to be issued. Also, they wouldn’t be able to file for divorce until May 20, 2019, so if the BRF needs to drop a hot potato ASAP, then they’ll have to find another way. And the IRS will consider these two dunderheads married until it has been finalized. So if no final decree has been issued by 31 December 2019 but instead on 02 January 2020, then the BRF will still have to help Meghan with her taxes for the 2019 tax year because they’re still married at the end of the year. And I would bet that they would not want to send another year’s worth of BRF financial information to the IRS.

And b) Harry and Megs being put out to pasture at Frogmore COTTAGE at Windsor. It’s not even a rumor but published on official letterhead. Like, what is so bad right now that they need to forgo any of the–surely–easier and closer options such as St. James Palace or Buckingham Palace? Moving to Windsor instead as “senior royals”?? Like, what is SO BAD that Harry and Megs canNOT stay in London? And that move right there tells you that the BRF is done with them, and that normal things such as all the polite, patty-cake games are over with. They are a political and public relations liability. And it will probably get worse next spring, not better. 

8. Still waiting for the current Mercury retrograde period to finish next week. I’m still wondering–after all the articles and things that have already happened–if there is going to be an even bigger finish to it or not.

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Oh geez she had botox maybe fillers done. You can see the injection site still on her cheek. It is the obvious “bump” there. She is something else. Obviously thinks the baby will magically be healthy even if she ignores all precautions. Unbelievable.

I don’t know what pictures you’re looking at, but I haven’t seen any evidence for her to have had botox done. Botox is only done in the cheeks when you have TMJ. It would be almost impossible for her to have had botox done in her cheeks because if she did, then she wouldn’t be able to smile or move much of her face. Her cheeks would look flat, and there would be no bump.

I’ve only seen evidence of weight gain in her face and lots of make up.

I was watching Diana: Story of a Princess Part 2 on Youtube and around the 1 hour mark her former media consultant who she hired during the divorce to manage the PR quit after 8 months because she said that she couldn’t work in the environment any longer. This wasn’t in reference to abuse but rather that Diana ignored her advise on multiple occasions. She also described her as mercurial. Harry’s taste in women is still as creepy as when he was dating all the blondes….

I don’t find Harry’s taste in women creepy specifically, but he does have his mother’s mercurial attitude. 

Diana – Story Of A Princess – Part 1 (HD Best Version) Documentary

Diana: Story of a Princess – part 2 – first hand accounts of Princess of Wales


OR  The full version:

Documentary 2017 – Diana: Story Of A Princess

I’m fine with her making visits to the Community kitchen. I still think she’s exploiting their tragedy for her benefit but some support is better than nothing and the women do seem taken by her. Fine. Does she really need to bring cameras INSIDE with her as she fake mixes and stirs?! How does no one else see it’s all for the cameras?!! Nor see her “secret” visit has been documented from start to finish. I hate Piers Morgan but he’s the only one who would call her out for her blatant mugging.

Well, she did get that nice terrorist association headline this week in return.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/kitchen-backed-meghan-markles-cookbook-13637909

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6423517/Mosque-supported-Meghan-Markles-charity-cookbook-links-19-terrorists.html

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Every time a pic of her is disseminated the fashion brand gets free advertising. I thought the wedding dress was ghastly but it got Givenchy 2.5 mil in free advertising the day of the wedding and now it is on display at Windsor. So worth it for them. Plus remember the fashion houses make their profit from smaller items like scarves, handbags, purses keychains even. So a celeb conscious teen can’t afford the dress but can afford (barely) that purse or scarf.

True. 

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Why is her ponytail so scraggly though?!! I remember reading once that her style instincts poses her to always have one element of her person a little dishevelled or shabby – to look a bit undone. But I mean… oily, scraggly hair?!!! Eek. I think we are all dumbfounded because if we had her access, we would have a beauty team on standby to do chic chignons, or elegant updos and blowouts. I mean, even a pony can be elegant of smoothed out, wrapped, adorned with a hair accessory.

I don’t think the pony tail looked that bad. 

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I thought it looked better than when she was at the Royal Variety engagement a few days earlier, where she had to wipe her slut strands out of her face.

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The wierd thing about her consistently wearing unflattering clothes is that I’ve read something by where she acknowledges her shape and what works/doesn’t work on her. So she must have an idea about proportions, and colour. I guess if enough people blow smoke up your ass on the regular, you start to believe your own hype and think you can pull off anything. I mean we’ve all seen JMs looks.. she genuinely believes she has highend, not-tacky fashion instincts?!!

Never underestimate stupid. It’s really the key lesson here.

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I’m starting to think the reason her clothes are not tailored is because she doesn’t want to pay for it. When she was on suits, the stylist and tailoring was paid for by suits. Say she gets 5k spending allowance, instead of buying a 3k outfit and 2k on a stylist and tailoring, she just rather spend 5k on an outfit. This is the only logic I can come up with. Her ego tells her she can pull it off and make it work. Meg’s knows best always

Cheap and arrogant? I totally buy those rationales!

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About Meghan smoking just search “meghan markle bikini/positano 2016” gotceleb has all the pictures…And in other things like 2 days ago i saw someone saying something like “hold on baby(harry) help is coming” and that the RF will make an annulment because of the taxes problem like?,i don’t want to drag other tumblrs in yours but i just wanted to vent some people are really ugh!! sorry and thanks ❤️

Thanks! Smoking pictures were definitely right there. And there Megs is smoking in her fedora:

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Maybe it’ll be an annulment next year, but definitely not this year. The lawyers and tax experts will just have to do their jobs for this year and get paid well for doing so.

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Hi Brat. I’m simple, please help me to understand. How does someone who looks like 💩 in everything she wears get paid to merch? How can anyone look at the hot MMess that is MM and want what she’s selling? Knowing that she’s a disaster, how can any fashion brand put her in their products? I don’t get it.

That’s the real question, isn’t it? I thought they would have been deterred after she wore this during the summer but nope!

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The bedspread comparison NEVER gets old!

At this point, I’m just left with the idea that these fashion houses are desperate for a BRF connection and will take whatever they can get.

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Tbh when she was in Suits she had professional stylists, wardrobe tailors, hair and makeup people. Their job is solely to make someone look good and they did actually make her look good. With being said, now she’s in couture that doesn’t fit, bad hair and makeup (over bronzer, anyone?) but she’s doesn’t have to try anymore. She has a title thus expect ppl to fawn over her because of her “status” which is the most elitist thing she could of done. Her choices are a reflection of that, pretentious.

Yeah, but the weird thing is that she has to know what tailoring is given that she observed the wardrobe department in action. That’s why it boggles the mind that she can’t get her ensembles properly assembled. Is it arrogance? Laziness? Or a bit of both?

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MM has no boobs to warrant the straps lol which is odd because women generally start showing bigger boobs. Not questioning her pregnancy but only how far along she is. Which will be interesting because her and PH have a tough time with accounting for important dates *cough-starting-dating-and-who-introduced-them-cough* 🙄 #herestoaMaybaby Lol

Yeah, I still think she was only about 10 weeks when they announced. I don’t think she was fully 12 weeks when they announced. Megs does whatever she wants when it suits her. 

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Another point is PH/MM’s wedding. More than one Royal Reporter commented on PH/MM’s wedding being one big freebie while taxpayers and to pay out over 30mil/British Pound in security and other expenses. If PC is a billionaire why didn’t he pay for the entire wedding? Many people also believe the wedding dress was free in return for publicity (just like the wedding cake). The RF aren’t suppose to accept freebies but they do, and no one calls them out on it. JM has openly flaunted the MM freebies.

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Ok, the reason I brought up Pippa’s wedding is to make a point about PC’s wealth. I’m not saying he should have paid for the wedding I was saying as a billionaire he COULD have. Pippa merches a lot. Middleton’s have used RF events to merch their business. Kate’s popularity dropped when she announced her third pregnancy due to taxpayers grumbling about the cost of the RF. PW got a big raise from taxpayers w/Louis’s birth, and PH/MM will to. RF finances are secretive. Too many loopholes.

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My nurse leader rubs her belly in like a spiral motion, shes on her 2nd pregnancy & just hit the end of her 1st trimester. When she gets a break, she’ll sit in her chair & rub her belly as if she just ate an amazing plate of food LOL 😂 but she never cups her belly. Megs belly cupping as her fans say is a “subconscious” move or whatever but reality she’s purposefully doing it for attention. Ive seen 1 Meg fan admit the belly cupping in the official dinner photo was wrong.

I don’t expect any more Meghan fans to admit that though. They can’t admit the insanity of some her actions. They just won’t go there.

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I think the halter bit is different from the top. It’s like she’s worn a bra or camisole with halter straps underneath the shimmering top. Ok, she’s merching. Why on earth!!!!! can’t she merch good looking outfits????? This is just embarrassing now


Noooooo. The halter is her bra!!!!! I just saw a side picture and it looks like some lacy number. We are seeing her bra strap! WtheactualF?!




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Yup. It’s kind of bizarre. She’s 37, pregnant, not wearing a coat, and decides she needs to have visible bra straps on top of wearing a strapless top in the middle of NOVEMBER. Clearly she’s not worried about getting sick, even though pregnancy compromises the immune system

She must have thought that the bra straps accentuated her look. It doesn’t. At. All.

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I’ve seen her in person recently and the pics are deceiving. She is actually quite tiny and very thin extreme thin. I accept she is 37 but she looks so much older in person her skin is quite dry and wrinkled looking. She does have an odd shape square torso and very thin arms and legs. The pics are very deceiving. It is also obvious she wears a lot of makeup and a wig. In person Harry looks pretty much like his pics. Broad shouldered and very blue eyes. She struck me as sort of manic.

She used to smoke–and I assume she’s no longer smoking since she’s pregnant–but then she also didn’t give a shit about visiting countries with Zika warnings, so hey, maybe she still does smoke. Nobody really knows for sure…

But, yeah, I’ve heard the comments that she is very thin before. She looks more fleshed out now that she’s pregnant than she did before, but when you consider that the camera “adds 10 pounds,” then she probably still does look pretty skinny. 

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there is so much misunderstanding of the RF and the merching freebies loaners issue. They cannot merch. They have a code of ethics which prohibits merching, endorsements, clothes that are loaned. They can accept gifts but those gifts are not their personal property. THe senior working royals are literally members of the government. So just as POTUS cannot merch or do endorsements neither can they. And why would PC pay for Pippa’s wedding? She is not his family.

Exactly. And usually the gifts they receive are often on display during exhibitions, such as when Buckingham Palace is open to visitors.

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Pt 1: Why would Charles even want to pay for Pippa’s wedding? I. since when fathers-in-law of your sisters are willing to pay for your wedding? II. would Pippa and James even accept that offer? They’re rich on their own, they don’t need someone else to pay for them. III. Pippa is a private citizen and she can merch whatever she wants and who would ever say no to extra money earned in legal way? IV. Charles doesn’t use taxpayers money, he has his Duchy of Cornwall and it covers salaries

Pt 2: of his employees, schools of Cambridge kids, employees of his sons, his sons’ lives and his daughters-in-law’s clothes. He’ll be funded by taxpayer when he becomes king and starts to live off Sovereign Grant. As for now, he earns and spends his own money




I agree with you 100%!

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Income from the Duchy of Cornwall is approx. 25 mil USD. From the Duchy of Lancaster it is about the same. The sovereign grant is approx. 55 mil USD. Then whatever their personal investments yield. They are not permitted to sell assets from either of the Duchies either so I have no idea where this rumor of them selling land off comes from. PC has actually expanded his land ownings for Highgrove and neither Balmoral nor Sandringham have sold any land from those estates.

Yeah, I think the person who said they were selling off properties is completely in the wrong. 

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It’s highly unlikely PC is a billionaire. Pippa Middleton merches all the time and she looked to Australian business to pay for her wedding. If PC was a billionaire he could have helped pay for her wedding (3mil is nothing to a billionaire), AND would not need taxpayers to pay for his grandchildren’s schooling, salaries, or helicopter rides. Most of the RF merches. They may have money but they are not billionaires. MM wouldn’t need freebies, or Kate for that matter.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3665078/The-1bn-prince-Flowers-farms-help-send-Charles-s-assets-soaring-record-high-salary-goes-past-20m-time.html

Also, aside from Meghan, working members of the BRF do not merch. 

I do know their system worked in the UK for 5 yrs on an ILR visa. Both the family/spousal visa and the ILR can lead to citizenship (well technically Brits are subjects of the Crown). Spousal visa is a bit easier and is what one would expect from someone marrying a Brit. ILR’s are used for students or people working there. ILR’s can be revoked whereas a spousal visa would not be revoked as long as one remains married. BTW it takes 5 yrs before one can actually apply for citizenship.

Hm. Perhaps it’s the possibility of it being revoked easier? I don’t really get it either. But there have always been visa issues around her ever since the engagement was announced.

https://houseofbrat.tumblr.com/post/170637587599/duchessofostergotlands-blogger-is-pretty-good-with

https://houseofbrat.tumblr.com/post/168518422169/wait-i-though-she-was-in-america-and-couldnt-go

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Just read up on IRL. She does not meet the requirements!!! 3 years minimum in the UK to even be concidered. Come on! Some reporter run with this!!!! Unfortunately, it will make the BRF look bad for blatantly bending the rules for one of their own, but this is ridiculous. Not fair to the people who follow the rules and have to wait years.

I guess they’ll publish a story on it when they don’t fear push back from any of the palaces. 

https://www.gov.uk/browse/visas-immigration

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