I find it interesting that PH missed out on this particular dinner, a) due to the “tour”, b) IG was scheduled during this time too and yet the games are being held in Netherlands 2020 (I’m pretty sure) so all this timing seems a little too off IMO. You’d think PH technically should be there (good IG PR) and IG was scheduled 1st, then the rest afterward. So unless someone in the KP office is messing up the scheduling, I think it’s too coincidental but idk…

I don’t think it’s a coincidence. I don’t expect Harry and Megs to be at the Polish state visit in January. Meg’s bellycupping at the Fijian state dinner last night perfectly demonstrates that those two aren’t suitable to be at a British state banquet. 

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Okay don’t call me dumb but — why is it so important that Kate’s order is different?

harry-sussex:

I would never, love! It’s not dumb at all!

So the traditional royal family order – the one worn by Camilla, Sophie, Diana – is made of ivory. William is an outspoken and active opponent of the illegal ivory trade, and has spent much of his royal life promoting conservation and combatting poachers, the illegal trade, that sort of thing. It was a theory that Catherine hadn’t yet gotten the order from HM because it’s made of ivory, and that would have been a slap in the face to William. Kate’s order is made of glass, which means HM consciously made a few decisions – first, to grant her granddaughter in law this very big honor, and second, to do it in a way that honors her grandson and eventual heir’s wishes. It’s a huge success for William and Catherine. Convincing HM to change anything isn’t easy, but at least one of them convinced HM to do this. It’s a really, really big deal.

I’m not big on comparing Meghan and Kate; they’re each who they are and as much as we may disagree with that sometimes, we must also respect it. But in saying that, never has the divide between the two been more glaringly obvious than after last night’s event. The difference between how Kate conducted herself at the Norwegian state dinner while pregnant with Louis, and how Meghan was yesterday (bump cradling and whatnot), is so stark that it’s hard to think they’re representing the same thing.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s not a completion any more. I think you have it completely right when you say “it’s hard to think they’re representing the same thing.” They are NOT representing the same thing. Will and Kate are representing the monarchy and Meghan and Harry are off doing some weird taxpayer-funded celeb thing.

someone tell me why the Queen keeps putting Princess Micheal everywhere?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Because she’s family. That’s why I’m so baffled whenever an anon says that Meghan will be excluded from a wedding or a state banquet or anything. If Princess Michael isn’t excluded, then Meghan Markle isn’t going to be excluded.

Meghan is more high profile than Princess Michael though. 

I think the real question is whether or not Buckingham Palace wants moments like the photo below in their state banquets.

Because if Megs attends the Polish state banquet, you know she will.

fuckmarrykilliam:

Amidst a sea of sparkle at tonight’s Diplomatic Reception, the most spectacular news was that the Duchess of Cambridge received the Royal Family Order from Her Majesty! Traditionally the order was made of ivory, however, Catherine’s was created with glass instead – likely in honor of her husband, William. Catherine is only the second granddaughter in law of a living sovereign to have a family order.

The tour has turned into a tabloid freak show. The Beckham’s bring their own family drama, The Mulroney gate crash the event. Dear old Thomas is still crying, Meghan still can’t brush her and Harry looks like hes been on a bender every night since the tour started. oh hey the mother in law where is she Oh she’s having nanny lesson’s bc she couldn’t look after own daughter according to Thomas. Just another day in the life of the Sussex’s.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s ALL drama, ALL the time. I have great admiration for the BP feed, which is heroically trying to focus on what little substance this tour has.

https://twitter.com/RoyalFamily

The KP feed is also doing a good job. If it weren’t for the endless drama, this would be a boring, but decent tour. The drama, however, is burying everything.

https://twitter.com/KensingtonRoyal

I cannot express how excited I am to see Prince Philip be given the Pixar treatment. www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=1EezOE9WtvU

sea-dukes-assistant:

I’m interested in this but also cynical and think more than likely they’ll have him be overly dramatic, exaggeratedly grumpy, and “whiny.”  Because he’s everyone’s favorite royal punching bag.

Also, WTF HE DOESN’T EVEN WEAR PAJAMAS.

Not actually a Pixar movie though.

I hate that tours are royals “jobs”. There’s no work involved. It’s a vacation to working class people. Like, all they do is have their hair and makeup done, walk around, talk to people and take photos. That’s it. Must be nice.

I wouldn’t say there’s no work involved. It’s different work from a regular 40-hour per week day job. All the normal “work” happens behind the scenes. Tour is regular pr work, and I’m sure there are a lot of publicists who could tell you that they do “work” even if it’s not work similar to your own.

Harry and Megs aren’t doing a good job of that work though. They’re supposed to be highlighting Australia and charities and the good work of other people. But they’re just making it all about them.

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royal-confessions:

“Why couldn’t Harry and Meghan just wait one more day to share the good news with the entire family? Why steal the thunder of Eugenie on her big day? Honestly, they will always have a lot of attention than Eugenie, don’t try to take even that away from her on her one big day.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“I think it’s incredibly tacky and rude to announce to the family that you’re pregnant at someone else’s wedding. That’s akin to proposing to your girlfriend after the couple said their vows. There’s a time and place for that. Congratulations, I guess.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“I understand that it’s exciting news, but it was rude of Harry and Meghan to let family know she was pregnant at Eugenie’s wedding, They should have let her have her moment rather than trying to take away from her and Jack.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“I wish that Meghan and Harry had actually waited for the dust settle regarding all the hype around Eugenie’s wedding day before announcing they were expecting. It’s rude not to let Eugenie at least have her moment.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“It was downright rude of Meghan to announce her pregnancy on Eugenie’s wedding day. Talk about trying to steal the bride’s thunder by making it all about you.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“I absolutely hate that not even a full day had passed after Eugenie and Jack’s wedding before Harry and Meghan’s pregnancy announcement. They really screwed them over. Could they not have scheduled the Australia tour even a little bit After Eugenie’s wedding to allow her HER time in the spotlight.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“Meghan and Harry shouldn’t have announced the pregnancy at the wedding. Just let Eugenie have her day! She already came under enough scrutiny from the press.” – Submitted by Anonymous

Plant look at duke of York tweets! They released pics of flower arrangements! Exquisite!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Thank you so much! This is gorgeous!!!!!! She had chestnuts in the arrangements. That’s brilliant.

The flowers came from Windsor Grand Park, just like Meghan’s, but the difference is amazing. I was wondering if Andrew had sourced them somewhere else, but no. Eugenie had the same resources Meghan had. She just did a lot more with them.

https://twitter.com/TheDukeOfYork/status/1052573067648610304

The arrangements had the same fuchsia details as the carpets and chairs. I love that.

https://twitter.com/TheDukeOfYork/status/1052573137601265664

Chestnuts, fuchsia hydrangeas and fall berries. This is gorgeous!!!

Do you think the truth about MM’s past will ever come out now that she is pregnant and a child will be involved? I don’t see this ending happy for the BRF. Doria living in England. The Markle family drama will NEVER end. The likely divorce between MM/PH that will spill RF secrets (unless MM is paid a lot of $$). PH really has really screwed is family over. Imo, the BRF is not going to survive this. Everyday more lies and drama. This will follow the BRF FOREVER. NO END IN SIGHT.

I’m not convinced this is the end of the world some people are making it out to be. 

Difficult to say whether or not things about her past will come out or not. Some of the tarot card readers have said–I think–that Harry would become aware of some of her secrets this month or fall. I’m not convinced that those will become public this fall. 

I don’t think Doria will move to the UK though.

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so the British Royal family is now saying you can ignore government and medical warnings to protect the health of an unborn child from a devastating disability? How is that a good thing? They did not go to the Rio Olympics cause of zika and no one was pregnant but now it is okay for a pregnant woman to go to two zika countries? WTH? Something is way off here. And why is Harry now wearing a black band on his right hand? And sitting morosely on the steps of admiralty house with cameras?

I don’t think the BRF is saying to ignore warnings, but they’ve been put in a tough spot by Harry and Megs. I don’t think the Queen, Philip, Charles, William, or Kate is thrilled with the situation. But what else can they do? Cause a public relations disaster for Tonga and Fiji? Megs would probably complain if they forbade her from going there. They’re in a no-win situation at the moment. 

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Catching Up…

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Sorry for the long absence, guys. Sadly, blogging will continue to be sporadic until after the US midterm elections. I have a ton of work to do until then and it’s a lot more important than royal anything. By the way, if you’re a United States reader, remember to go vote on November 6th!!!!

But I’m still pretty obsessive about the blog, so here are some thoughts on the past few weeks.

The boots came back! Kate wore her trusty Penelope Chilvers on her first post-maternity engagement. I thought this event was spot on. she looked casual but perfectly groomed and she was great with the kids (I loved the cup-holding Duchess). She just kind of stepped back and let the kids and the charity shine. 

https://people.com/royals/kate-middleton-recycles-14-year-old-boots-return-royal-duty/

Meghan then wore some hideous leather skirt to Sussex. I’ve been bitching about Letizia’s tacky leather skirts for years, so I obviously hated this. Meghan is truly amazing, though. She managed to wrinkle leather, which I didn’t think was possible. This is also her third nearly-identical green ensemble. 

https://www.usmagazine.com/stylish/news/meghan-markle-queen-letizia-wear-hugo-boss-leather-skirts/ 

https://www.instagram.com/p/Boe-9cunZtc/?taken-by=garyjanetti

Kate continued recycling. She rewore a gorgeous lilac dress to the Health Summit.

https://people.com/royals/kate-middleton-royal-rewear-lilac-dress-global-health-summit/

Will also recycled his outfit, which makes me wonder if the Cambridges are flat out trolling at this point.

I’m really liking the Cambridge work pace right now. I hope it continues. Ditto with Kate’s recycling.

Samantha Markle showed up at Kensington palace in a wheelchair because of course she did. The Markles all love attention and publicity stunts. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6254399/Meghan-Markles-sister-says-handing-letter-guards-palace-gates-mission-accomplished.html

Then Kate wore an Erdem dress I actually liked. We must be entering end times. I love that the dress was inspired by the Queen. That (and the POC plaid) was a nice touch. I liked the plum pumps and clutch, but hated the earrings (which were also Erdem, so I still get to say that I hated something Erdem).

https://graziadaily.co.uk/celebrity/style/kate-middleton-erdem-dress/

That dress outglammed Meghan’s fug black Givenchy in every single way. Same thing happened at Eugenie’s wedding with Kate’s semi-recycled raspberry dress outshining Meghan’s maternity funeral-wear.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7478351/princess-eugenie-wedding-meghan-markle-kate-middleton-and-princes-harry-and-william-arrive-for-windswept-royal-wedding/

I see a lot of Kate fans taking the “real queens fix each other’s crowns” high road on twitter. I think that’s partly because they are genuinely nice people (far nicer than me!), and partly because this is not a competition at this point.  

Eugenie’s wedding was lovely and heartwarming. The groom, was too cute and the bride was gorgeous. I loved the colors (the tiara had emeralds!), absolutely adored the unusual floral arrangements (chinese lanterns! York roses! Blue thistles!), appreciated all the details honoring Eugenie’s family and heritage, and enjoyed the nods to their charity endeavors. Andrew hovering around like a mother hen was adorable, and Fergie and Bea looked gorgeous. Fergie’s carousel party looked like a lot of fun. It was heads and shoulders above the über-basic Pinterest wedding the Sussexes put up.

And speaking of, this how the Sussexes showed up in Australia. They look like a hot mess. Is it me, or is Harry’s bald spot huuuuuuge now?

https://people.com/royals/meghan-markle-prince-harry-land-australia-royal-tour/

https://twitter.com/TheTodayShow/status/1051573304505454592

Harry also stole Will’s “weekend at Norfolk” train trip look. They both look like slobs. Yes, it’s a 22-hour trip, but they can do better than this.

Oh, and Meghan likes her seven-figures spending. The DM estimates the costs of their Australian tour at $1M.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6275999/Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markles-Australian-visit-cost-taxpayers-1million.html

And kudos to all the anons who insisted she was preggo. Looks like you were right and they’ll be pregnant in Fiji. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6276715/Harry-Meghan-announce-expecting-child-together.html

I still can’t believe they are being this irresponsible, but this is Meghan to a T. She’s on a schedule and she won’t let anything, not even her baby’s health, stand between her and her goal. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6276715/Harry-Meghan-announce-expecting-child-together.html

The announcement from KP reads she is expected “a” baby. W&K last announcement read they were expecting “their” first child.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, check out the royal source saying that every precaution will be taken because “the royal couple’s health is naturally of the utmost importance.” Uh, aren’t you leaving someone out?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6276715/Harry-Meghan-announce-expecting-child-together.html

Zika is not a threat to the mom. That’s not the worry.

Yeah, Andrew came thorough for his baby girl. It’s too bad that these stupid feuds couldn’t be shelved for a hot second so Beatrice didn’t have to baby sit her mom and could of been the her sis’s Maid of Honor. Prince Phillip, you’re about to Passover, forgive and forget, Camilla should of been there. And to be honest, PH/MM seem to be carrying the “feud” traditions. Smdh BUT what did show was the support of the rest of the family, especially Andrew & Bea taking care of Eugenie’s day 😊🐝

Did you see the video of Beatrice & Fergie arriving? Fergie ran straight over to the crowd to give someone a hug. I totally understand why Bea had to babysit. 

But yeah, Camilla totally should have been there. I can believe the rumor that she wasn’t there had something to do with Fergie. It unfortunately makes too much sense.

If it wasn’t announced, I would’ve never guessed Bea was the maid of honor. She looked like every other guest and why did she arrive with her mother instead of her sister and father? Was she a barrier so Philip won’t say anything to Fergie before Eugenie arrives? Seriously, Louise had to take care of all 8 bridal attendants by herself and Andrew had to take care of the train while maid of honor, the one who should be doing that, was sitting inside with her mother

Yeah, I don’t get the maid of honor thing with Beatrice either. But I did like seeing those shots of Andrew on train duty. There’s just something about seeing him do actual work that makes me happy!

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Yeah, that was what everyone else was thinking too about Andrew and Beatrice. Like Fergie, your a grown ass woman lol at least Andrew helped his daughter. Supposedly Fergie and Camilla had a fight thus why she wasn’t at the wedding and the event she did go to was the “excuse”. Honestly it doesn’t surprise me tho. It’s just too bad, but Eugenie has a glorious wedding! 🥂

I concur! Wish Camilla could have been there too.

Love the cake!

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