The problem with blinds is that they can be submitted by anyone and usually come from internet rumors. That’s why the “yachting” one is now being picked up despite the months Skippy, Jersey and Felix have been claiming she did. They submitted it and it finally got around to being posted. Give it time, they’ll get around to Harry being infertile. It’s the same reason why the Kate has a surrogate one was posted. I know because I’ve submitted blinds to test it and it works.

More specifically, that’s the problem with blinds at CDAN. 

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Hey HOB – I did a deep dive into your Tumblr last night and find your commentary pretty sensible and accurate. I’m from Toronto and have followed the Canadian gossip scene for the last 14 years or so and I feel like based on what you’ve written, you’ve got everyone’s number bang on. What are your thoughts on the VF article re: Megs & her friends? Particularly Shinan & Lainey’s comments and M.O going forward, and their relationship with JM? I don’t get the feeling JM is well rec’d by most. Thx!

(Old ask from last week)

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/04/meghan-markle-is-going-royal-can-her-friends-come-too

AHPF did a write up on it: https://anonymoushouseplantfan.tumblr.com/post/173262403866/meghan-markle-is-going-royalcan-her-friends-come

I’m not as familiar with Shinan’s writings as I
am with Lainey’s. I’ve only read him a few times. Generally, my impression of him is that he’s smarter than Lainey and doesn’t need to fan-girl over a celebrity in order to write about them.

I don’t disagree with much of what AHPF wrote about it except regarding Lainey’s usage of “Harry-era” friends. 

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I’m not convinced Lainey realizes or is going to write about how Megs uses and ditches people. Ever. It seems to me that Lainey is just dividing Megs life into pre-Harry and with-Harry. Lainey isn’t planning on there being a post-Harry at this point because she sure as hell hasn’t written about or alluded to it. All you have to do is go back and look at Lainey’s post from last December on Meghan Markle’s “friend problem.”

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Lainey didn’t write at all about how Megs had no problem ditching her friend of 30 years. Her closing was “What is the friend’s end game?”

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So from the get-go Lainey was out to blame the UK press and not looking deeper for why Meg’s friends wanted to sell her out to the press. I can’t recall seeing that change even now with all the shenanigans her father did with the press to get an invite. Lainey was blaming the “rogue relative” who supposedly doesn’t know anything, yet never discussing that her father was getting papped while having his measurements done outside a building in broad daylight.

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Lainey clearly knows that Megs has a media strategy, but she doesn’t write it out for her readers. AT ALL. I remember listening to one of Lainey’s podcasts shortly after the engagement was announced, and I thought this exchange was interesting. (It starts at the 1:03 mark.)

Lainey: “If she is the strategist that I
think she is, and this week she’s certainly shown us that there is some game
here. That she may not in her role as a celebrity in Hollywood in show business
been able to exercise. She is certainly using that in the full force right now.
The interview was masterfully played. Their first walkabout was excellent….It’s
only been a week, but she’s killed it. She’s shown us that there were so many
sides to her that we didn’t know that we couldn’t have anticipated. Given that,
what you said a few minutes ago, I feel like she would have been laying the
ground work herself too….
Duana: Do you think she wiggled out of her
tweeting & promotional duties for season 7?
Lainey: One hundred percent.

But has Lainey written about how–coincidence or conspiracy–Megs is always releasing more wedding information every time anything remotely damaging is coming out in the UK press these days? Nope. And I don’t expect her to write anything like that until this relationship between Harry and Megs goes belly-up. At that point, Lainey will write some sort of retrospective, but she’s not going to write the details most people will want to know about and can get elsewhere. 

I don’t read Shinan’s column, but he seems much smarter than Lainey in what he said. Megs used her boyfriend to network:

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She used Jessica Mulroney:

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And he noticed that Megs is truly out for herself:

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A lone-ranging shape shifter, eh? Sounds totally trustworthy, right? 

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NEW BLIND ITEM: This actress is trying very hard to fit in with her soon-to-be new family. Maybe a little too hard. She is having her friends spread the rumor that she might be named godmother to [her future brother-in-law’s] new baby. It’s not true. In fact, it’s not even a remote possibility! They hardly know her. However, she hopes that the rumor alone will make the public think that she has already become so close to them that they would consider her.

Thanks! 

Yup. I’ve seen it over at AHPF earlier. Meg’s famewhore ways just don’t disappoint. 

http://blindgossip.com/?p=91376

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Too bad Megs can’t seem to realize that it’s her pr shenanigans and leaks that will always keep her from fitting in. The irony. 

oh my god, Lainey’s hatred for Jennifer Garner is baffling to me. Like, do I think Jennifer uses the ‘mom’ thing to keep her in the press? yes to some extent (I also believe she is truthfully a good and caring mother and is very southern/Church girl at heart). But the way Lainey carries on about it, it’s just weird to me.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I don’t get the Garner hate either. All the celebs use their little schticks to keep their press profile up. I’d rather they left the kids alone, but Jolie is now traipsing around the world using her kids for promo and Lainey loves her for it. How is that different form Garner?

Yup. Jolie pimps her kids out every chance she gets, and Lainey never remarks on it.

What is Lainey sucking up for? Today there was another nauseatingly saccharine article about what MM is doing for women, Americans, the Monarchy, the British, the world, the universe, the gods. It’s insufferable. Do you think at one point she thought she’d get an invite? Did she want to be appointed press secretary?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Nah, Lainey just gets weird crushes on celebs. The weird thing is that she always crushes on the real nutcases like Angie and Mariah. She invariably hates the saner and more professional celebs like Jennifer Gardner.

I knew Meg was a real psycho the instant Lainey started stanning for her. Lainey loooooooooves the psychos. The crazier Meg gets, the more Lainey will stan. Eventually, she’ll start going “yes, Meghan wore a lacy negligee to the Invictus concert and she rubbed her tits all over Justin Trudeau’s face, but that’s  what makes her a precious butterfly and the royal pearl-clutchers can just stuff it because she’s modernizing the royal family and bringing racial justice to the UK one tit smear at a time” just like she does with Mariah.

So true!

Since I haven’t been watching E! news I didn’t know Gwenyth paltrow was getting married again. Cue another one who says they never had the wedding of there dreams. She elope with Chris martin so now she’s going to have traditional wedding she didn’t get the first time. Oh these celebs

anonymoushouseplantfan:

And it’s likely going to be a giant Goop ad. I’m actually looking forward to that. No one brings the cray-cray like Gwyneth.

Fishsticks Paltrow strikes again!

Submitted: New blind!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

https://blindgossip.com/?p=91188

Eye roll…
Sad thing is I really liked the idea of her at first. I have a complicated family, and I like that she seems to be a bit rough around the edges. But oh boy. Read her blog. Saw her interviews … then the multiple pieces beyond her crazy family on how she burned bridges with people who were deeply in her life. Yikes!


Thanks for sending this in!

Yeah, this is never going to happen with these two.

motherofbulldogs:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

prince Charles ????!!!!!


Oh, I hope not. That would mean he groped Bindi Irwin and EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5585069/Bindi-Irwin-meets-Prince-Charles-discuss-saving-Great-Barrier-Reef.html

Looks it could be the new Saudi Crown Prince. That sounds more likely, but the celeb he met was Oprah and OMG groping Oprah?????

https://www.click2houston.com/news/saudi-crown-prince-mohammed-bin-salman-visits-houston-area

Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman has been making the rounds across the US in a press tour, so he would be the most likely candidate, especially since CDAN is based in the US.

It wouldn’t be too surprising if Charles was a groper. Kelsey Grammar said Camilla squeezed his butt at a White House Event. In their set, because of their status, C&C are probably used to taking liberties, it only surprises the celebs who aren’t used to the aristo set.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It would surprise me, and I think the blind refers to the Saudi Crown Prince and not him.

I think if Charles engaged in that kind of behavior, then we probably would have already heard it by now. It would give plenty of people another reason to hate him, which would have already made it to press by now if he did it on a regular basis.

meghan is the living proof how idiotic Harry was,I never thought that Meghan will be the way the public will know who is the real Harry is.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Everyone warned him. EVERYONE.

https://blindgossip.com/?p=85387

Kate, btw, had her pegged from the start. She said Meghan was “[a]n opportunist WHO WILL DO OR SAY OR BE ANYTHING SHE HAS TO in order to make the marriage happen.” Totally nailed it.

It makes even more sense of why Kate didn’t want to give Meghan a ride.

”She said,”we´re going to change the world.’My goodness,what an idiot!!!! he fell so fast,it’s insane!! they leaked the relationship together in October,the Blind ‘Family In a Tizzy’,in November he was already’ floating the idea of proposing to MM in marriage to the family’ and the ”Rescue Me” on blind Gossip, is what she told him in Botswana and a lot of sex,and in 1 week she sealed the deal!!!! This would make a great cheap novel !!!!!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Actually, I’m pretty sure that if you tried to sell this as a book or a movie, you would get turned down because “too unrealistic” or something.

I CANNOT believe that Blind Gossip was right about this all along. He really was telling his family that he was going to marry her in November. Wow.

New blind item—Morton got 2 new men who say MM was strictly pay for play……LAAWWDDD here we go. Shes got more dirt on her than Camilla 🤦‍♀️ cheesus

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/04/blind-item-4_7.html

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I wouldn’t get your hopes up on this one. Morton’s book comes out in five days, so it’s already finished. Even in the US, he probably couldn’t print such a claim unless he actually named the men involved, and I don’t see that happening.