Hi AHPF, your tumblr is pretty much my fave and your coverage of the Farcical Markle Debacle has been beyond commendable. So sad to see such an obvious lying manipulator with sociopathic tendencies achieve her lifelong dream. I think it’s absolutely sickening and semi-morbid that H/M are incorporating so much of Di into their wedding. I hate to see so many of my countrymen (I’m American you see) support this travesty of a union so ardently. Can’t wait for the Great Divorce. -JudgyDuchy😉

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Thanks, but I’m not covering. I’m just reacting to this mess.

In many ways I still can’t believe it. This woman…divorces, ditching, Deal or No Deal, nudes, adultery, cheating, Soho House, crazy family, merching, pap-walking. Holy hell.

I as smh at this Mike Tindall interview. I mean what a freaking asshole Harry is.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5743975/Mike-Tindall-jokes-snubbed-Prince-Harrys-stag-do.html

And who the hell is Harry to be making fun of Mike Tindall? The dude’s marrying a freaking hooker for heaven’s sake. You don’t get the high horse, Harry. The high horse is not for you anymore.

I can’t rationalize how Charles is fit to lead the UK as King when he can’t even control his own son. Harry wants to go his own way that fine, but get off the family teet. He has $50M, how much more does he need? Wondering if this is Charles’ ego want HIS son to stay in the fold, but he has been too weak/self absorbed to guide him or rein him in.

motherofbulldogs:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I hope more courtiers speak out because I want to know wtf was going on behind the scenes. This has been a train wreck since the first spooning bananas post. It’s just that the press kept hanging them out rope so they could properly hang themselves.

Nah. Charles as a father knows that Harry will only learn from his own mistakes. PC already allegedly tried to talk him out of marrying her before the engagement announcement, and it didn’t work. What else can he do? Harry is a 30+ year old ADULT!

Yeah, I think Charles did the best he could. I think that what most people aren’t thinking about right now is that Charles will punish Harry terribly with removal of title and privileges if this dumbass behavior of his continues or gets worse. 

I just realized something. Since they consider the reception after the wedding to be for their “old circle” they aren’t all that concerned about what food they serve them or how they do it. This group will include a lot of his own family members. That’s why it’s this stupid standing and eating bowl food. Their “new circle” will get the festival and real party. They are making a statement about how those they consider to be their crew. They truly are very rude people. Big mistake.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

What you said is spot on. Harry doesn’t have a good relationship with his family. And what he desperately wants is to be as important as Will. He picked someone who he thought would help him “change the world.” Hence giving him the sense of importance he’s always craved. When what he needed instead was a good therapist. Someone who could help him recognize that he has an extraordinary life. But nope. He went the D-list actress route. He’s an idiot.

bettyboop23456:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

He is.

Well together he and a Markle WILL change the world. Just in an extremely negative way that will taint his reputation forever much like Wallis did Edwards.

I can not believe that’s Harry is not seeing the damage this women is doing. WTH is wrong with him.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

He thinks he can paper it over with charity invites and photo ops with George and Charlotte. That’s how it has worked for him so far.

We are going to be drowned in mummy card, military stuff and “Granny’s favorite” stories after the wedding.

Granny’s not going to be happy with all his bullshit though. Wonder how that’s going to work out for him?

If Harry says she’s the woman he loves and you are privy to that kind of info, which I believe you are, ANY elaboration on WHY he loves her??????

nycrealroyal:

mapleleaf2lipstick:

impossiblefiregarden:

nycrealroyal:

I’m gonna describe how his face looks. His eyes get teary, his speech get soft. You can feel that he loves her, almost sense.

@nycrealroyal Yup, its the sex.

it is called stockholm syndrome,depression,anxiety,ptsd brought on by a narcississ who has been mind poisoning him.look up narcississm again.anyone who is weak mentally emotionally falls for someone who pretends to be their friend.ever hear of emotional vampires/markle?

True. Pretty much that. Someone tried to mention it, but was cut off.

I’m floored that the British press are actually saying that the reason the DM came out with the photo scandal was because KP sent an IPSO warning to the tabs saying you can’t print the photos because of harassment. This was a warning shot to KP. Back off with the IPSO BS or we will publicly call you out next. I’m thinking Harry is too dumb to see that though. I hope H and M mess up really bad soon and they unleash on everything, including the statement.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

nycrealroyal:

A lot going on behind walls

1- My lovely source (one of them) just learned the hard way, don’t lie to me!

Doria supposed to be here for at least 10 days as off today (May, 15th), hence she would need to learn a few protocols, get to know Harry and even England!

The point is her wighoe daughter failed to fly her mom from US to UK, “Because she got a lot going on in her mind. She is totally distressed and hurt” (sic).

Daily Mail is pissed off at ‘No pants Harry’ and his complaints. So, expect more today coming from all sides just like yesterday. Also expect the poor-harry-and-meghan articles.

Obs. I wrote ‘sic’ not ‘sick’.

Obs2. It’s going to be a long day and week. I can’t stand this lovely person, she is such a human being that truly do deserve a Nobel, the scam Nobel!

Obs3. If I want, I will not release more info…and for YOU, just like at IG, I don’t own you any sort of pics, proofs, receipts or nothing, actually, to none of you. You don’t pay my bills!

Obs4. I won’t be answering any asks during these days, but will be every moment that can be releasing info on here (if the info is public interest, in another words, if it isn’t privileged information).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA!!! Sounds like Doria isn’t even going to be there for the wedding. Megs is ghosting HER MOM!!

No wonder her mom was photographed yesterday in LA.

Lainey ”It’s pretty hard to hate.Unless, of course,you’re one of those old-timey pearl-clutchers,like Princess Of Michael and her collection of racist jewels’,The Race Card will be pushed insanely in the next weeks..

anonymoushouseplantfan:

http://www.laineygossip.com/prince-harry-and-meghan-markle-release-details-about-wedding-music/49711

Yep, and Meghan and Harry will be hailed as social justice trailblazers for having POC acts at royal events when there are usually POC acts at these events. Commonwealth service had POC, Queen Birthday concert had POC. One of the best parts of royal watching the BRF is how diverse the line-ups usually are and how other cultures are represented. 

So, no, Lainey, Harry and Meghan are not “coloring outside the lines” here by choosing POC acts for their highly-televised wedding. They are very strictly INSIDE the BRF lines. This is something you would know if you only did basic research, like checking the Kingdom Choir website where they clearly state that they were the lead choir during the BBC-broadcasted Golden Jubilee.

http://www.mattersmusical.com/artists/kingdom-choir/

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anonymoushouseplantfan:

MM is 100% correct is not inviting her family. It’s one thing to sell stories about her. If they attend the wedding and come in any sort of direct contact with the royal family, now they have stories to sell about the royals. If they don’t go to the wedding, then the only stories they have to sell is the one they’ve been selling, and that is getting old. 

Who is going to pay for their food, shelter, and plane tickets? One or both of the half-sibs have asked for money from MM and Harry. 

The father sounds unhinged. I wouldn’t trust this recluse. We don’t know his money situation. 

I agree that MM uses and dumps people, but some people deserved to be dumped. 


But she’s also ghosting the uncle who gave her the embassy job and other relatives who have not spoken to the press or have said only nice things. Noel is out there defending Meghan, but the phrase “I was invited” does not appear once in that article.

Even Tom Sykes thinks that the ghosting was a bad strategy.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/why-do-meghan-markles-siblings-want-to-ruin-her-wedding

she obviously doesn’t care and apparently neither does the RF and Harry (I no longer consider him a royal LOL). She could shut the embarrassment down and shut them up by inviting them – not like she has to spend a whole lot of time with them. But seems MM don’t care that it makes people dislike her even more.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I know! These people are bribable. Why not bribe them? Why go though months and months of disclosures and drama? I don’t get it.

She’s dumb and arrogant. And dumb.

The step in front of him is his fault. Also it’s obvious that their doing everything on the own and no help from family. Even Philip who is seen as tough male knows that his wife is the head so he respect tradition to step back and let her lead. Kate also does this with william. The fact that meghan goes in front of him is perfectly clear she doesn’t know protocol at all

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, she’s supposedly getting training, but I don’t see it. 

It’s particularly grating because it’s a CHOGM event. Yes, you can rant and rave about royal privileges all you want, BUT THE ONLY REASON CHOGM EXISTS IS BECAUSE OF THE MONARCHY. Meghan is there because Harry’s granny is head of the Commonwealth. That’s the ONLY  reason.

A princess outranks a duchess, btw. But…I LOVE this latest article. In spite of the sugary stuff it’s clear that the ex-manager clearly can’t stand Markle because if she really liked/admired her she’d keep the diva stuff to herself. Checking into a hotel in London under an assumed name….ha ha ha ha ha!!!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

No one who has ever worked with her likes her.

Gina’s stories mesh very well with Meghan’s own old blog posts. Here’s one with her reaction when a casting director asked her for a headshot (how dare she????). Meghan’s reaction was so over-the-top that other acting blogs were like “wtf?” You are always supposed to have a head shot.

https://www.actinganswers.com/do-i-really-need-to-carry-my-headshots-with-me/

I’m not trying to be negative but She keeps Getting stuff And each time We say “oh my gosh she’s being laughed at, oh this event means nothing blah blah, oh no one likes Her” It’s almost like we are justifying what she gets And making ourselves feel better The truth of the matter is harry is an imbecile And she is getting stuff, period she probably will stick it Out till a divorce Let’s Blame harry she isn’t going anywhere She has her hands around his balls tight Please post this

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Sure, I’ll post this, but I don’t see why people are mad about this. Yes, she’s getting stuff, and yes, it’s because of Harry, and we should have known this since the day he let her bring a pap TO HIS BEST FRIEND’S WEDDING RECEPTION.

oh yeah – she wore the white coat so she could be noticed. Very big breach when in HM’s presence to do that. She can reject protocol with Harry but not at an official function and with the Queen. Markle crossed the line. Now she gets a lesson. Good. ’bout time.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

If we’re right, then that means that upstaging the Queen at a family event (Sandringham) is totes fine, but upstaging the Queen at an event where she is appearing as Head of State is an absolute no-no. This makes sense to me.

Has Kate ever done something like this? I’m trying to remember, but nothing comes up.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s Engagement Photographer Spills Details on ”Joyful” Shoot- Eonline

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Holy moly. No wonder the pics were so crappy. This really was a last minute thing. They had NO PHOTOGRAPHER lined up when they announced the engagement. They ended up with Alexi because he happened to be in London with some free time.

http://www.eonline.com/news/926287/prince-harry-and-meghan-markle-s-engagement-photographer-spills-details-on-joyful-shoot

Didn’t they say that they “very familiar with his work that they admired very much” or something like that? I can’t find it right now, but I remember them saying something like that. LOL, they’d literally just met him.

http://www.etonline.com/meghan-markle-prince-harrys-engagement-photographer-on-the-shocking-response-to-his-shoot-exclusive

Oh, and she choreographed the whole thing.

And they wanted to appear “accessible, relatable.” LOLOLOLOL. Relatable and accessible in a $75k gown!!!!!!!! She wore a thousand-dollar jumper to her “relatable” photoshoot. I am dying.

OMG, I can’t believe these two are in charge of spend millions of dollars on this event. They found the photographer through Instagram, and the cake baker is a Pinterest maven Meghan found through her blog. They left out the gold ink and KVCO. The flowers are whatever they can scrounge up from the Queen’s garden.

I cannot stop laughing. This wedding is a thoroughly last minute, haphazard event.