Did you see/remember stories from her PR sources calling Charlotte “possessed girl”, after she had allegedly spent last Christmas at Anmer House, and George a “jerk” (that was Lainey Gossip)?

talkingtarot:

I don’t read sugar outlets like that unless I have to for information. Lainey can say all she want about the Cambridge kids, she’ll regret it when this MM fairytale crashes and burns.

Normally I go with Lainey is crazy explanation these days, but it’s getting crystal clear with every new post on the Sussexes that Lainey is straight-out lying.

OMFG,Lainey ”Prince Charles’s 70th birthday party”,it’s not MM fault that HER assistant quit,It’s PC,Will and seniors staff fault LOL”The real gossip behind why Royal Meghan’s assistant quit may not have anything to do with Meghan/It may be a much bigger question about the greater politics and maneuvering happening between the three–perhaps soon to be four–senior royal courts/the courtiers of the top two courts are targeting Meghan right now because she’s new and that makes her vulnerable’LOL

LOL. I’m not surprised. Nothing is Meghan’s fault in Lainey’s world except for bellycupping.

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Nothing is ever Meghan’s fault. It’s just everyone else that is fighting. LOL! She’s just trying to get her mom to visit her at Sandringham this Christmas. *eyeroll* 

After reading that, I’m practically convinced that there will be a new article about Meg’s behind-the-scenes behavior that will drop this weekend. It’s almost as if they’re planning on it with the “victim” angle of competing courts. Somehow, this didn’t really happen when Andrew married Fergie with the “competing courts” claim, of course, because it’s not true. 

Harry’s court isn’t going to be so “senior” given that he can’t get his wife to walk without clutching her barely-there bump. They’re getting sentenced to “Siberia,” which Lainey didn’t even comment on. Can’t say I’m surprised about that because Lainey didn’t cover the royal Remembrance outings this past weekend. She can’t write glowing words about Megs not being on the balcony together with the future queens, or sitting next to the curtains at the concert. I thought that Lainey not doing a write-up about that at the beginning of the week was a glaring omission. And not an accidental one. 

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Lainey ”Thomas Markle may have famewhore timing but that timing also works in Meghan’s favour/ That’s always a reliable conversation-redirect. And you Know who else is scheduled to attend? David Beckham.A photo of the Sussexes with David should do it.” Yep,MM flirting and giggling to David B,is going to ‘conversation-redirect’ the pr cycle LOL

anonymoushouseplantfan:

LOLOLO. Lainey’s audience thinks that Thomas has a mental health issue and they are sympathetic to him, so, of course, Lainey’s advice is to ignore Thomas. Yeah, that’s going to work.

http://www.laineygossip.com/thomas-markle-tells-tmz-he-thinks-royal-family-has-him-in-penalty-box/50232

Naturally, Lainey avoids all the real significant gossip going on about Harry & Megs. Namely, why didn’t Megs go down to Lesotho with Harry? Too busy putting together her unremarkable outfit for tonight?

LOL anon, the Scoobie Doo reporter Omid Scobie is as insufferable as an overindulged toddler. But his “Duchess Meghan” really pales in comparison to Lainey’s “Royal Meghan”. I seriously thought she’d give that schtick up after the first month of Harkles being wed. But nope. It’s really is her new name for Meg: “Royal Meghan”. LOL. Where do they cultivate these people? Wherever it is, it must be wedged between a ‘shroom farm and a pot farm. I swear…

anonymoushouseplantfan:

They are all mentally twelve years old. That’s why we’ve gone from spooning bananas and monogram necklaces to dog adoptions and sleepovers with the Queen.

Also, Lainey is at it again course-correcting for Rachel. Have you noticed her constantly using the prefix “Royal” now anytime she mentions Rachel? I don’t see her doing that with any of the other actual Royals. I wonder though, how do Lainey and her Toronto based peers seriously address Rachel as HRH. I mean, this chic is basic AF for the rest of us.. imagine knowing her from back in the day? How do you reconcile that? 1/2

anonymoushouseplantfan:

2/2 – Do you listen to Lainey’s podcasts? Her co-podcast producer mentioned that they used to do a lot of fashion/entertainment/regional hotspot segments with local based celebrities. Apparently there is a LOT of b-roll sitting around Toronto with Rachel fake-lifestyle guruing. The producer mentioned she though Rachel was basic AF, and it was jarring to have one of their own (or someone even lower than them on the thirsty-social TO totem pole) in the BRF.


Thanks, I don’t listen to the podcast, so this is interesting.

Yup. It was on the “Sasha Answers” podcast after the wedding:

They discuss Megs and the wedding for the first 17 and a half minutes. Sasha openly says that Megs did NOT come across as completely genuine during the wedding. 

They also discuss Meg’s fashion disaster from her first outing as a royal.

I think Lainey actually even says during the podcast that she’s not sure she’s ever liked Meghan’s style. 

You know, things Lainey will say talking on a podcast that she won’t put in writing for her readers…

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Even Lainey is on the band wagon saying theyll be in front just because its her 1st time at TTC 🙄 these people


Thanks for sending this in! LOL, there’s another article where she talks darkly of “betrayal” in May/June.

That was in Lainey’s daily intro on the same day. But it was more an explanation of Meghan’s “rogue relatives” talking to the press. 

But I don’t disagree that it’s going to be a hot and fiery summer. Megs is probably going to risk the “bigger cut” though. She’s too dumb to avoid the small cuts this summer.

Did Lainey have that dinner with Meghan before or after she started dealing with harry? Also I followed her blog pretty closely and she never mentioned that dinner. Is she a journalist so I can question her integrity??

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She’s just a gossip blogger. I think the dinner was waaaaay before Meghan met Harry because she was still with Cory.

Yes, you need to question Lainey’s integrity. She has never mentioned to her readers that she knows Meghan personally.

P.S. to an anon I just sent in – looking at Megs in the car, I think she’s batsh*t crazy. Absolutely, not hyperbole. That bizarre face and that damn left hand held up bent at the elbow – same pose when she’s doing her engagement walkabouts/posing. She is CRAZY. She is not a Markle family outlier – she is of them.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Absolutely. Lainey has an interesting post on the Markle “wildcards”today. 

http://www.laineygossip.com/meghan-markle-confirms-in-statement-that-her-father-will-not-attend-royal-wedding/49922

It’s insightful, but I don’t understand why people are still in denial about Meghan being a Markle through and through. Meghan has no fucks to give. She’s always trying to rewrite the story. She uses technology to amplify everything.

She’s 100% Markle. She’s been doing what her family is doing now since Day 1. They use TMZ; she used US Weekly. They use Coleman Rayner; She used Constant Media. They use books and exercise equipment as props; She used baseball caps and monogrammed necklaces.

They are exactly the same.

Lainey is so dumb

http://www.laineygossip.com/kensington-palace-releases-statement-after-meghan-markles-father-pulls-out-of-royal-wedding/49896

Megs isn’t “trusty and well-beloved” like Kate. There’s a reason why Megs is never going to get harmless coverage from Fleet Street like Kate. Kate doesn’t have the baggage that Megs has. 

All CelebJihad has to do is release more of Meg’s nudes and sex tape. That will settle the issue once and for all that Kensington Palace won’t be able to make Megs press life “placid.”

And personally, I’d appreciate it if CelebJihad would release that sex tape tomorrow or Thursday. It’d would give us time to appreciate the Decon 1 meltdown of Kensington Palace’s press office right before the wedding. Releasing it on Friday won’t have any effect since the FA Cup final is on Saturday.

Just sayin’.

Meghan Markle’s half-sister admits to arranging staged paparazzi shots of their father at internet cafe

anonymoushouseplantfan:

According to Lainey, Harry now blames the tabloids for giving Meghan’s “rogue family” a “platform.” 

LOL, he’s not “digging his heels in even deeper.” He’s digging his own grave.

Lainey must love getting email updates from Megs when she’s at Kensington Palace.

Meghan Markle’s half-sister admits to arranging staged paparazzi shots of their father at internet cafe

Hey HOB – I did a deep dive into your Tumblr last night and find your commentary pretty sensible and accurate. I’m from Toronto and have followed the Canadian gossip scene for the last 14 years or so and I feel like based on what you’ve written, you’ve got everyone’s number bang on. What are your thoughts on the VF article re: Megs & her friends? Particularly Shinan & Lainey’s comments and M.O going forward, and their relationship with JM? I don’t get the feeling JM is well rec’d by most. Thx!

(Old ask from last week)

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/04/meghan-markle-is-going-royal-can-her-friends-come-too

AHPF did a write up on it: https://anonymoushouseplantfan.tumblr.com/post/173262403866/meghan-markle-is-going-royalcan-her-friends-come

I’m not as familiar with Shinan’s writings as I
am with Lainey’s. I’ve only read him a few times. Generally, my impression of him is that he’s smarter than Lainey and doesn’t need to fan-girl over a celebrity in order to write about them.

I don’t disagree with much of what AHPF wrote about it except regarding Lainey’s usage of “Harry-era” friends. 

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I’m not convinced Lainey realizes or is going to write about how Megs uses and ditches people. Ever. It seems to me that Lainey is just dividing Megs life into pre-Harry and with-Harry. Lainey isn’t planning on there being a post-Harry at this point because she sure as hell hasn’t written about or alluded to it. All you have to do is go back and look at Lainey’s post from last December on Meghan Markle’s “friend problem.”

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Lainey didn’t write at all about how Megs had no problem ditching her friend of 30 years. Her closing was “What is the friend’s end game?”

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So from the get-go Lainey was out to blame the UK press and not looking deeper for why Meg’s friends wanted to sell her out to the press. I can’t recall seeing that change even now with all the shenanigans her father did with the press to get an invite. Lainey was blaming the “rogue relative” who supposedly doesn’t know anything, yet never discussing that her father was getting papped while having his measurements done outside a building in broad daylight.

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Lainey clearly knows that Megs has a media strategy, but she doesn’t write it out for her readers. AT ALL. I remember listening to one of Lainey’s podcasts shortly after the engagement was announced, and I thought this exchange was interesting. (It starts at the 1:03 mark.)

Lainey: “If she is the strategist that I
think she is, and this week she’s certainly shown us that there is some game
here. That she may not in her role as a celebrity in Hollywood in show business
been able to exercise. She is certainly using that in the full force right now.
The interview was masterfully played. Their first walkabout was excellent….It’s
only been a week, but she’s killed it. She’s shown us that there were so many
sides to her that we didn’t know that we couldn’t have anticipated. Given that,
what you said a few minutes ago, I feel like she would have been laying the
ground work herself too….
Duana: Do you think she wiggled out of her
tweeting & promotional duties for season 7?
Lainey: One hundred percent.

But has Lainey written about how–coincidence or conspiracy–Megs is always releasing more wedding information every time anything remotely damaging is coming out in the UK press these days? Nope. And I don’t expect her to write anything like that until this relationship between Harry and Megs goes belly-up. At that point, Lainey will write some sort of retrospective, but she’s not going to write the details most people will want to know about and can get elsewhere. 

I don’t read Shinan’s column, but he seems much smarter than Lainey in what he said. Megs used her boyfriend to network:

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She used Jessica Mulroney:

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And he noticed that Megs is truly out for herself:

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A lone-ranging shape shifter, eh? Sounds totally trustworthy, right? 

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oh my god, Lainey’s hatred for Jennifer Garner is baffling to me. Like, do I think Jennifer uses the ‘mom’ thing to keep her in the press? yes to some extent (I also believe she is truthfully a good and caring mother and is very southern/Church girl at heart). But the way Lainey carries on about it, it’s just weird to me.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I don’t get the Garner hate either. All the celebs use their little schticks to keep their press profile up. I’d rather they left the kids alone, but Jolie is now traipsing around the world using her kids for promo and Lainey loves her for it. How is that different form Garner?

Yup. Jolie pimps her kids out every chance she gets, and Lainey never remarks on it.

I love Lainey. She’s so crazy. Low cut dress with see through panels? Totes appropriate for a meeting with a foreign PM! Sleeveless dress in church? God is such a pearl clucher! Pics of Harry at the concert looking uncomfortable and miserable? It was just sexual tension. George puts his arm around his sister as they walk into the hospital to meet their new sibling? He’s a brat older brother! She never ceases to entertain me with her crazy.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She’s fatally attracted to nuttiness.

What is Lainey sucking up for? Today there was another nauseatingly saccharine article about what MM is doing for women, Americans, the Monarchy, the British, the world, the universe, the gods. It’s insufferable. Do you think at one point she thought she’d get an invite? Did she want to be appointed press secretary?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Nah, Lainey just gets weird crushes on celebs. The weird thing is that she always crushes on the real nutcases like Angie and Mariah. She invariably hates the saner and more professional celebs like Jennifer Gardner.

I knew Meg was a real psycho the instant Lainey started stanning for her. Lainey loooooooooves the psychos. The crazier Meg gets, the more Lainey will stan. Eventually, she’ll start going “yes, Meghan wore a lacy negligee to the Invictus concert and she rubbed her tits all over Justin Trudeau’s face, but that’s  what makes her a precious butterfly and the royal pearl-clutchers can just stuff it because she’s modernizing the royal family and bringing racial justice to the UK one tit smear at a time” just like she does with Mariah.

So true!

I take it Lainey doesn’t have children/friends with children? Because she’s been a binch to George since day 1 of Meghan’s involvement with this family. Remember this time last year – Operation Crash Pippa’s Wedding? When Lainey noted Markle wasn’t at the church, she started bitching about George as “a certain sucky faced 3 year old”. I was flabbergasted that an adult would say[write] something like that about a CHILD. She seriously shoud pick on someone her own … I would say size, but… age.

Lainey doesn’t have children. She has friends who have children. She also has a niece and nephew. Lainey is an only child, so she has no sibling rivalry to relate to.

But yeah, I remember what you’re talking about. When she was writing that way back when he was a one- or two-year old, I didn’t mind so much since you can’t reason with them. Now George is almost FIVE and seems very well behaved. It is straight up asinine. 

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Ok, but seriously. How are they getting to 600?? She’s inviting ONE relative (MAYBE, her mom) and no one else. The trash pack of hers can’t be more than two dozen people including their guests. The Spencers are going to be less than 100 as are the Windsors. Celeb count is probably less than 50. I can’t even hit 300!!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

No clue.

Is she inviting Lainey? One, I’ve always thought MM would. Two, I’ve thought about that ever since Lainey waxed poetic about the invitation response method for the UK a few weeks ago.