Tag: facepalm

She is going to Fiji,there is no way in hell that MM will miss her first State Dinner that will be on the same day of the Royal Family ”October 23 the Dutch royals meet the Royal Family,whilst Meghan and Harry are scheduled to arrive in Fiji from Australia where they will be invited to a state dinner of their own hosted by the President of Fiji”, H&M announced the ‘pregnancy’ at Eugenie’s wedding,you guys really think that MM will let Kate have all the front Covers and Press LOLOLOL

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She’s also giving a speech and I don’t think she’ll miss that.

https://ca.hellomagazine.com/royalty/02018100447674/meghan-markle-speech-royal-tour

Oh, lord, I just realized that one of her  engagements is aimed at encouraging women to “move away from he stereotypical roles of cooking and looking after children.” LOLOLOLO, and she’s showing up pregnant. This is like the STEMettes event where she inspired the girls to become Hollywood actresses instead of engineers. 

anonymoushouseplantfan:

So I had some time on my hands… LOL

Legend: PeptoBismolishPeach™ for Meg (y’know, trooping outfit, the Nurse Ratched penchant for colour schemes) and BabyBlue™ for Kate (‘cause girl sure likes her blue).

About: Number of times they’ve mentioned SpecificShit™.

Notes: Please to note that Meg’s Foreword™ consists of roughly 17 paragraphs and 5 pointless bullet points spread over 3 pages. Kate’s was a total of 1 page and 4 paragraphs. So… with that in mind…

Personal NonScientific™ Comments™: HRH THE DUCHESS OF SUSSEX™©® 7 goshdarned times? REALLY?!? Necessary? Also were 2½ pages of LiquidLiteraryBowelmovements™,  TrèsNécessaire™ Meghàn? I mean, RLY?

Thanks for sending this in!

Meghan is doing it right now matter how you want to flip it. She is trailing the Queen and Her Majesty clearly agrees to it as well as having her own personal ex aide guide her. Meghan wants to get this right and is bringing in her dream team from DAY ONE! Meghan’s only been an official Royal for 2 weeks and she’s already shitting on Kate’s entire first two years!

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I don’t care that this ask is a few weeks old. I knew Megs would fuck up spectacularly and resort to repliKate. Articles are already being written on how Megs doesn’t know how to be a duchess original. She can only copy Kate for success.

Yeah anon, as last Saturday showed, Megs is really putting the fear of god into Kate, who is–no doubt–going to spend another week with her children not at all worried about Meg’s future fuckups this summer.