If Mm was a multimillionaire, (net worth of 5 million is not) think of all the celebs who are American & live in the UK, have finical advisors already to help will & deal w/ tax issues. Any normal American moving over seas HAS to look into the tax situation. MM assumed she would be taken care of because she’s married to royalty. Neither did their homework nor do I think Mm was honest about her finance situation. One thing is I hope it’ll prove she’s merching. It’s all about receipts.

talkingtarot:

She really didn’t and still doesn’t plan at all for things.

She is slapdash about everything.

“At least she wore one and there’s no tag hanging from it.” I find it pretty funny and at the same sad that the bar is 6 feet under with MM and basic (royal) standards. What I mean all the “at least” people have to use and this marriage is less than a year. Just so you know, I’m not talking about what you said. I just use it as an example. But people say “at least” a lot in talking about her at these events. Welcome Back🙃☺🙃

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, I say it a lot. I think that’s where we are with this woman. I officially stopped comparing her to Kate a month ago. There is simply no comparison. Kate is a royal and Meghan is a celebrity.

I think it’s hilarious that ABC is doing a Princess Diaries special about “how her life has changed.” Her life HASN’T changed. She just booked a new role and is now pretending to be a princess in front of the cameras instead of pretending to be a paralegal. She still has her merching and Soho House contracts. She’s still leaking like crazy to the press. She’s now using KP twitter and Instagram as a KensingTIG Palace blog/social media platform (credit to KUWTBD for coming up with that). She’s still doing a once-a-year charity photoshoot and hyping it to the ends of the earth. There HAS been NO CHANGE. She’s still the crap Hollywood celeb she always was.

I applaud her whenever she manages to show up somewhere with brushed hair and ironed clothes that are not see-through. That’s how low the bar is right now.

Shit just the fan Meghan’s personal assistant quite her job after six months. The sugars have gone insane and on the attack on the DM. The reports on Meghan treating her staff bad a true she’s a bish. I bet Meghan is blaming the staff for all the hate she getting in media and taking it out on them.

talkingtarot:

Yep. I told y’all the hormones are making her crazy. She’s been pregnant for about half of that time period, so it must have been hell working with her before but especially after she got pregnant. It really goes to show how bad of a client she is. She’s the newest royal, anyone would kill to have a job like that. The fact she quit after only 6 months, is very very telling if you ask me. Something’s coming I feel. Their has been nothing but a flurry of negative articles lately and now her assistant quit. I’mma do a reading on that and the Eugenie tiara thing, but based on my past readings, it’s probably true but I haven’t checked the cards yet.

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not the belly cupping although in person she is excessively thin so that raises eyebrows. It is her arrogance her rudeness mistreatment of people filthy mouth. Demands. Nature of the interaction between Harry and her. Seen as insulting to people’s intelligence to impose what is clearly something very wrong something very off. That has caused great offense. This is very serious now. To me not surprising.

Oh really??? Geez, that’s even worse than I thought, I mean, in terms of her behavior such as mistreating people. I can imagine her doing it, but I think even then if I read some of the specifics I’d probably be more appalled than I can imagine at this moment. 

I’m not surprised about the thinness though. When looking at pictures of her, I always try to remember that the camera visually adds 10 pounds to a person in a photograph. She’s pregnant and still looks very slim. I don’t doubt she’s pregnant since, as Houseplant said, her belly would be more consistently shaped for each appearance if she was wearing a prosthetic. I do, however, doubt she’s as far along as she said she was when they announced it. 

I only hope at this point that either some British tabloid or newspaper amongst the Commonwealth countries that were visited is willing to publish an article or two describing her truly, truly outrageous behavior.

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confessionsbritishroyals:

There is a reason royals don’t show PDA (along with them being old
school and private about there lives) it draws attention away from the
work. Every headline on this tour is about them touching each other or
lovingly looking into each other’s eyes. What is a dubbo, what is there
plight, what’s happening with there people. I don’t know because of
BANANA BREAD. Your job is not to be cute. It’s to bring attention to
things so people can help/support those issues. Your constant touching
and cuddling under umbrellas is not modernizing the family or bringing
them into the 21st century, it’s DISTRACTING! They need tot stop acting
like teenagers in there first relationship and grow up. Your marriage is
also a job it time you start doing it. Maybe if you would have stopped
for 10 seconds to think about that before you got married you would have
known it’s not the job you wanted. STEP UP, OR STEP OUT!

So, did the press all bail on the hot mess down under. What a disaster overall I would say. The worst is handing out leftover food. Why not buy them some or better yet bake some, LOL! What a clown she is. Is anyone really buying her BS. they smile and perform for the cameras and then you catch him looking miserable. She is awful. I knew it but every appearance confirms my instincts about her bat shit crazy. WOW. He is immature and needs help, seriously.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

That was a very Marie Antoinette moment.

“fug Canadian bathrobe coat season”….hey stop blaming all Canucks and Canadian coats for Meghan’s godawful screwups. Mulroney is not beloved of Canadians (neither senior nor junior) nor the plastic wife. Nobody makes stuff look as ugly as Meghan does. Her pre-Harry life consisted of a) highly photoshopped pics in mags/Suits PR done by skilled professionals and b) highly curated half naked selfies on social media. Girl never had style.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Sorry!

“I thought KP’s first explanation was security issues.” I thought this was odd too that KP would say there was security issues. It’s like saying they weren’t prepared in advance. This whole thing was so odd.

motherofbulldogs:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Meghan likes the security excuses. Her 2017 trip to India was delayed “for security reasons,” and I think another visit also had a security issues, but I don’t remember which one it was.

In other words, Meghan made up an excuse so she could leave

If it was really a security risk then fine but shouldn’t the RF’s team have scouted this area beforehand for logistics?Wouldn’t they be able to foresee that there would be local interest and tighten security since it was an open marketplace. This isn’t the first time someone from the royal family has gone to this type of venue. It seemed odd. More like Meghan was uncomfortable although she didn’t look it. She was smiling all the while.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

They would have scouted it.

I thought Meghan’s speech was awful. First she was all ME ME ME and then she started to get patronizing towards women in “developing countries”. She should look closer at her own country. Unless your parents are reasonably well off and you live in a district with a decent school, the public school system is going to the dogs. Its probably the worst in a “developed” country and far worse on average than in any “developing” country. And to go to uni, you first need a decent school.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Harry’s speech reads a little awkward, but the content is much better. He focuses on the issues and the scholarships that are being granted and even mentions one of the prior beneficiaries.

https://twitter.com/scobie/status/1054918712837332992

I’m really, really, REALLY pissed off by this latest incident and how Fijians are being portrayed in the aftermath of it. Islanders are among some of the nicest people I’ve ever met in my life and drawing on my own experiences, they would never, ever knowingly hurt or scare anyone, let alone Royalty. Their excitement obviously got the better of them (God knows why!) but if the security had just told them to quieten down and respect Meghan’s space, they likely would’ve done so without question.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Fiji is not getting it’s money’s worth from this tour. First Zika and now security threats. 

Ironically, the whole point of that visit was to show off a program that created safe markets for women. I love how Meghan consistently undermines her own charity visits.

i will be that bitch and say she is going to cancelled the boring stuff (ig games )and goes to the receptions and i bet she did bring one tiara , lots of bespoke clothes and lots of diana jewelry

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s another white jacket!!! I’m dying here.

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1053818302504620032

I’m with you anon. I’m not surprised she doesn’t want to attend IG events. She can’t make it about her as much. 

But god, in that picture above she’s beginning to look like Jess Mulroney!

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

Wait she’s paying someone to put a tiny knot on the back of her head?

@ladyworered

I thought she flew in a hairdresser with her? What happened to the person?

That’s my thoughts exactly.

Where is this dude? Who’s hair is he really doing? Are they trolling her AGAIN? How much is he getting paid? Did he get white girl wasted with Henry and rushed this job?

This is literally a free trip + comedy

I was struck by how little she really engaged in the gallery visit. Just stood there passively as compared to Kate at her first portrait Gallery visit she asked questions, was engaged with the exhibit. MM really does rely on Harry a lot to point things out to her and tell her what to do. In some videos you can see him directing her. Independent feminist my arse. She really cannot do the job.

I’m not surprised. Kate has genuine interests beyond getting photographed and having her name in the papers. Megs has just chased money and fame. Neither of those really help you talk to people who aren’t going to kiss your ass and tell you that you’re the most wonderful thing ever.

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anonymoushouseplantfan:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/is-meghan-markle-effect-fashion-overrated-1130833

This is the 2nd article I have seen in US media that makes excuses for why MM is not selling.  The first article claimed her legs were so skinny cause she was under stress due to PC yelling at her for all the money spent on clothes and she could not eat.  Which is nonsense she has always had very thin legs.  The other article also talked about her balding again due to stress.

This article is again blaming her skinny legs, ill fitting clothes on weight loss due to stress.  And her too large shoes are to prevent blisters – uh too large shoes cause blisters.  And everyone wears their shoes too big.  I didn’t get that memo.  But eh this is Meghan Markle world where the most absurd claims are to be believed.

She obviously is not doing well in getting new sponsors and this article makes that clear.  I don’t find it surprising her post Harry plan for fortune as a mercher luxury brand endorser is failing.  She looks dreadful most of the time.  She has been looking for sponsors before Polo she has ads all over and right after Polo she had a “Meghan’s Fav looks” in People so she is not getting either the freebies or the paid contracts.  She really overestimated her attraction as a celeb endorser.  


Thanks for sending this in! The problem is that her style is not that good. She looks good in simple dresses, pencil skirts, and skinny pants, and that’s pretty much it. You can build an excellent professional wardrobe out of that, but you’re not going to end up in any “style icon” or “fashion muse” lists.

The weird part is that she could have a lovely royal style out of the pieces she looks good in, but that’s not enough for her. She has to be edgy and/or couture and she simply looks awful in those looks.

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anonymoushouseplantfan:

Which do you think it is, Plant? Do you think she randomly chooses an outfit without thinking about the event, or does she think about the event and deliberately chooses something that will be inappropriate? I thought she looked good today for another, different, event. And she should have padded the front of her dress to tamp down the permanent high beams. Instead she wants to emphasize them, with the tight top and her posture. Harry is also clearly trying not to hold hands with her, but she keeps doing it. Pretty certain he told her to put her dress back on her shoulders in the carriage at Trooping, too, but she refused. In one shot, he’s looking at her shoulders in dismay and she looks absolutely stubborn, looking straight ahead with her chin in the air. Tungsten seems to have problems with rules and authority, which could be why the Suits people were so frustrated with her as well.


Thanks for sending this in!. I suspect she doesn’t have the “feel” for this kind of events. When you’ve attended weddings and funerals your entire life (even as a member of the middle and/or upper classes) you have a feel for what is and isn’t appropriate. Ditto if you’ve been watching these events on television all your life.

Meghan hasn’t done that. She was raised in a hippie household and likely never attended formal events. This was probably her first baby christening EVER. it was definitely her first military event. The Spencer wedding was her first country wedding. She just doesn’t have a feel for it. 

Booty Call Botswana Bracelets are even funnier when you consider Harry’s obsession with them started with Chelsy. She gave him a beaded bracelet. It broke once in a club and the girls who helped him find the beads spoke to the press. Now he gives all his gfs beaded bracelets. Coincidence? Nope. LOL. I think MM’s make up is overcompensating. She got him by banging him in Botswana. Suddenly he’s going there by himself for “work.” Sure, Jan.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

Lainey ”Thomas Markle may have famewhore timing but that timing also works in Meghan’s favour/ That’s always a reliable conversation-redirect. And you Know who else is scheduled to attend? David Beckham.A photo of the Sussexes with David should do it.” Yep,MM flirting and giggling to David B,is going to ‘conversation-redirect’ the pr cycle LOL

anonymoushouseplantfan:

LOLOLO. Lainey’s audience thinks that Thomas has a mental health issue and they are sympathetic to him, so, of course, Lainey’s advice is to ignore Thomas. Yeah, that’s going to work.

http://www.laineygossip.com/thomas-markle-tells-tmz-he-thinks-royal-family-has-him-in-penalty-box/50232

Naturally, Lainey avoids all the real significant gossip going on about Harry & Megs. Namely, why didn’t Megs go down to Lesotho with Harry? Too busy putting together her unremarkable outfit for tonight?

1_I am really enjoying the Jolie/Markle comparisons because Markle reminds me SO much of Jolie in public. The ludicrous out of touch pronouncements too – remember how Jolie’s under-five kids were versed in world affairs and each had their favorite foreign language in which they were becoming fluent? But you know who is not enjoying themselves?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

2_SUGARS. They’re not having fun. They are probably pumping each other up in private while expressing anxiety in pms. They are a fandom – we all know how those work. They wanted to see Harry Meghan do the Cambridge stuff, make appearances, interact, be playful together, laugh together. The Cambridges didn’t cling but were clearly a unit.

3_The Sugars are not having fun because the pda with Harry and Meghan is “off” and they know it. There is no eye contact, no he says something and she laughs, she says something back and he laughs, people around them enjoying it. It’s weird. Sugars are looking for their romantic “fix” and it’s not there. Every time they have an appearance Sugars hope they’ll get more but it’s always the same.

4_so I know they are disappointed. The politics of fandom mean they can’t admit it to the whole fandom, but you know little clusters of them worry among themselves. Added to which her fashion fails, and the rest of the RF giving them the Big Chill, this is not playing as they expected.

5_Sugars may play the race card, but that would only work if Meghan truly looked great, but her looks were being picked apart anyway. Or if she were clearly doing a stellar job but getting unfairly dinged for not being robotically perfect. However, Meghan is a hot mess and they can see it for themselves, both fashion and job performance. So they are left with spinning themselves.


I can’t speak as to the politics of fandom, but I do think Meghan set some expectations that she cannot hope to meet now. That’s part of the problem.

Another part of the problem is that Meghan is “getting” stuff based on absolutely nothing. The fun part of watching the seating arrangements, events, loaned jewels, family orders, etc… is that they were supposedly based on work done, personal relationships, discretion, lack of scandals and stuff like that. Meghan is “getting” stuff based on absolutely nothing–heck, she’s likely getting them because she’s a complete fuck-up and needs the extra help–and that makes the “gets” absolutely meaningless. It’s hard to fan-girl that.

People want Meghan to fuck up but let’s be real here: She’s not a dumb cookie. She knows what this entails and will be on her best behavior. Meghan’s hiccups are made up and the furthest from anything bad but let’s be honest, they wouldn’t keep putting her out there if they felt she wasn’t ready. Kate has shown her ass to us multiple times over the years because she doesn’t know what a skirt weight is. Her first engagement with the Queen, she wore a skirt that was too short and bare legs.

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Dumb cookie? Please stop insinuating that Cookie Monster is dumb. Cookie Monster is much smarter than Megs because Cookie knows not to turn his back on the Queen.

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That video of them presenting the trophies is very telling. It’s quite obvious that PH is giving her Duchess Lessons. Several times, their facades slip and it seems to me that their loved-up, smitten, besotted period is close to over, if it isn’t already. PH expected a glamorous “starlet’ to hit the ground running. M expected the glamorous parts of Princess Di’s life. Neither got what s/he expected. Reality has finally hit them both. Hard. I still think M’s ugly pics started it with PH.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

He is constantly telling her what to do.

Oh, but reality is going to start hitting back harder in the coming weeks. 

motherofbulldogs:

On the left is the promo shot of the Oscar de la Renta dress. On the right, is the Duchess of Sussex wearing it. Note that in the promotional photo it is shown as a drop waist dress, but Meghan is wearing it in a blouson style. Looks like she picked a drop waist dress that is too long for her to wear as drop waist (looks like the hem might drag if she did), so she’s wearing it blouson style, which is not flattering. Makes the dress look like it is swamping her.

Some of the press is saying she looked awful yet according to the DM she stole the show

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I think they are just stirring the pot. The best rated comment has 10k likes now.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-5853123/Prince-Harry-Meghan-Markle-steal-Princess-Dianas-nieces-wedding.html#comments

She’s wearing a bedsheet with a wad of toilet paper on her head.

I don’t understand how she thought she looks good when she left Nott Cott.