royal-confessions:

“Meghan’s black Safiyaa look is one of the ugliest outfits I’ve ever seen, no joke. The top doesn’t go with the skirt, it should be paired with cropped/cigarette trousers. The sequin and the straps made it look cheap af and reminds me something a teen would wear in late 90s-early00s. Safiyaa has much better designs yet she picks this…ugh.“ – Submitted by Anoynmous

Every time a pic of her is disseminated the fashion brand gets free advertising. I thought the wedding dress was ghastly but it got Givenchy 2.5 mil in free advertising the day of the wedding and now it is on display at Windsor. So worth it for them. Plus remember the fashion houses make their profit from smaller items like scarves, handbags, purses keychains even. So a celeb conscious teen can’t afford the dress but can afford (barely) that purse or scarf.

True. 

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The wierd thing about her consistently wearing unflattering clothes is that I’ve read something by where she acknowledges her shape and what works/doesn’t work on her. So she must have an idea about proportions, and colour. I guess if enough people blow smoke up your ass on the regular, you start to believe your own hype and think you can pull off anything. I mean we’ve all seen JMs looks.. she genuinely believes she has highend, not-tacky fashion instincts?!!

Never underestimate stupid. It’s really the key lesson here.

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I’m starting to think the reason her clothes are not tailored is because she doesn’t want to pay for it. When she was on suits, the stylist and tailoring was paid for by suits. Say she gets 5k spending allowance, instead of buying a 3k outfit and 2k on a stylist and tailoring, she just rather spend 5k on an outfit. This is the only logic I can come up with. Her ego tells her she can pull it off and make it work. Meg’s knows best always

Cheap and arrogant? I totally buy those rationales!

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Hi Brat. I’m simple, please help me to understand. How does someone who looks like 💩 in everything she wears get paid to merch? How can anyone look at the hot MMess that is MM and want what she’s selling? Knowing that she’s a disaster, how can any fashion brand put her in their products? I don’t get it.

That’s the real question, isn’t it? I thought they would have been deterred after she wore this during the summer but nope!

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The bedspread comparison NEVER gets old!

At this point, I’m just left with the idea that these fashion houses are desperate for a BRF connection and will take whatever they can get.

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Tbh when she was in Suits she had professional stylists, wardrobe tailors, hair and makeup people. Their job is solely to make someone look good and they did actually make her look good. With being said, now she’s in couture that doesn’t fit, bad hair and makeup (over bronzer, anyone?) but she’s doesn’t have to try anymore. She has a title thus expect ppl to fawn over her because of her “status” which is the most elitist thing she could of done. Her choices are a reflection of that, pretentious.

Yeah, but the weird thing is that she has to know what tailoring is given that she observed the wardrobe department in action. That’s why it boggles the mind that she can’t get her ensembles properly assembled. Is it arrogance? Laziness? Or a bit of both?

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I think the halter bit is different from the top. It’s like she’s worn a bra or camisole with halter straps underneath the shimmering top. Ok, she’s merching. Why on earth!!!!! can’t she merch good looking outfits????? This is just embarrassing now


Noooooo. The halter is her bra!!!!! I just saw a side picture and it looks like some lacy number. We are seeing her bra strap! WtheactualF?!




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Yup. It’s kind of bizarre. She’s 37, pregnant, not wearing a coat, and decides she needs to have visible bra straps on top of wearing a strapless top in the middle of NOVEMBER. Clearly she’s not worried about getting sick, even though pregnancy compromises the immune system

She must have thought that the bra straps accentuated her look. It doesn’t. At. All.

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Seems you’re right about her not taking seriously the health of the baby. It’s November in London, a rainy and cold day. She shows up in a sleeveless, halter top. Pregnant women are so careful not to catch a cold or be hit suddenly by a cold wind and there she is. Not even gonna comment on how unflattering and tacky the look is or not brushing her hair, standard Meg.

talkingtarot:

Yep. They both are making irresponsible choices regarding this pregnancy.

mizzsmack:

Dressed like she grabbed a 60% off special off the rack from last season’s selection of Mother of the Bride dresses, for the Captain’s Dinner on a Carnival cruise ship.

Fucking excruciating.

Wow. Is she trying to do some sort of penance with this outfit??

I think she wanted the spencer tiara discovered no way could she get that and then perused the Queen’s tiaras saw the stunning Vladimir Emerald Tiara (with the Cambridge emeralds lol) and insisted on that. HM laughed and pulled an obscure never used in 40 years bandeau from the back of the vault and said “my choice not yours”. When I saw on the wedding day that bandeau I knew Megsy had been shown her place in the hierarchy of the BRF. The claim about provenance was an excuse.

I think what’s really ironic is how right the Queen was about Meghan not needing a veil for her second wedding. That huge mosquito-net veil did nothing for her bridal ensemble. She would have been better off with just the tiara on her head. Go figure.

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keepingupwiththebananadrama:

impossiblefiregarden:

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

cryforharryenglandandsaintgeorge:

What a shame

Wtf

@keepingupwiththebananadrama lol according to the DM experts say its “optical illusion”

I saw that bullshit and it read like Rachel sent them word for word she wanted said. Givenchy added an optical illusion that looks like you’re wearing underwear? Fantastic, how nice of them to know she doesnt like wearing underwear.

Nothing should surprise me with Ms. Markle anymore but tonight’s outfit has well and truly surpassed any and all of my already very low expectations. How on earth is a mini dress (see: long vest) appropriate for any formal occasion, let alone one attended by so-called royalty? And as if the back-arching and hand-grabbing wasn’t enough, we’re also having to endure the very rude act of her putting her hands in her pockets! Far out!!!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I’m old enough to remember when her fans said she would never wear a Hamilton-style miniskirt to an official event. Oops.

royal-confessions:

“Meghan needs to chill with her spendings. She’s behaving like a typical new money who goes overboard now that she married up. And spare me the stupid crap that these clothes are her own purchases pre-marriage because we barely see her wearing the top A-list brands like Givenchy or Dior before she became a royal. She couldn’t afford wearing these pieces reguarly even with her actress earnings (which couldn’t be much compared to other real A-listers). The fact that she reguarly wears non British designers just makes it look even worse.“ – Submitted by Anonymous

Lainey this am: ” This, to me, wasn’t a great choice. The material isn’t ideal, especially not now. It looks like scuba material, which isn’t soft, which bends at weird places, like around her shoulder and under her arms. Also? That bra issue again. Which was happening before she got pregnant. Visible bra lines shouldn’t happen when good styling is in play. Good styling is understanding which fabrics work with the body and how those fabrics will adjust and sit and fit.” 1/2

anonymoushouseplantfan:

2/2 —> she’s throwing JM under the bus!!! Yes!!! I knew for a fact that JM is NOT Lainey’s cup of tea but I wondering when she would finally throw the necessary shade at her for her crap styling. But then Lainey goes on to further bury her nose in MM’s asscrack by saying the tag hanging off her dress was a garment care tag & the company is to blame. I work in fashion. Never have I seen a care tag at the bottom seam of a dress. It’s usually attached via safety pin to the neck label TO BE SEEN!


I think they are throwing Self Portrait under the bus, which is weird because Kate has worn that brand for years and we’ve never seen a tag.

https://www.laineygossip.com/meghan-markle-prince-harry-visit-fiji-and-tonga-during-royal-tour/51156

“fug Canadian bathrobe coat season”….hey stop blaming all Canucks and Canadian coats for Meghan’s godawful screwups. Mulroney is not beloved of Canadians (neither senior nor junior) nor the plastic wife. Nobody makes stuff look as ugly as Meghan does. Her pre-Harry life consisted of a) highly photoshopped pics in mags/Suits PR done by skilled professionals and b) highly curated half naked selfies on social media. Girl never had style.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Sorry!

Oh Plant, wait until you see the outfit she’s wearing this afternoon. Just when we thought her fashion sense couldn’t possibly get any worse, she shows up in a dress that’s not only bordering on see-through in the sun but also has a split so far up her thigh that I’d not be surprised if she accidentally flashed her knickers at some point! This tour has well and truly gone beyond farcical now.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I DIED when I saw it.

I think today EVERYONE agrees: this dress is very inappropriate for meeting people and an engagement. So many options to look cute and comfy yet dress for the job. I also feel most people are already getting tired of holding her “baby bump”, girl please. She’s not the first nor the last to be pregnant 🙄 The media is definitely not helping at all, making MM and Harry’s ego grow even more when most people are over this tour. Thankful for the state visit with Queen Maxima!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I thought they were just taking a private stroll. I didn’t realize she was meeting the premier looking like a cabana girl. What a clown.

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