Tag: Fashion Roadkill

royal-confessions:

“Meghan’s black Safiyaa look is one of the ugliest outfits I’ve ever seen, no joke. The top doesn’t go with the skirt, it should be paired with cropped/cigarette trousers. The sequin and the straps made it look cheap af and reminds me something a teen would wear in late 90s-early00s. Safiyaa has much better designs yet she picks this…ugh.“ – Submitted by Anoynmous

I’m starting to think the reason her clothes are not tailored is because she doesn’t want to pay for it. When she was on suits, the stylist and tailoring was paid for by suits. Say she gets 5k spending allowance, instead of buying a 3k outfit and 2k on a stylist and tailoring, she just rather spend 5k on an outfit. This is the only logic I can come up with. Her ego tells her she can pull it off and make it work. Meg’s knows best always

Cheap and arrogant? I totally buy those rationales!

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Hi Brat. I’m simple, please help me to understand. How does someone who looks like 💩 in everything she wears get paid to merch? How can anyone look at the hot MMess that is MM and want what she’s selling? Knowing that she’s a disaster, how can any fashion brand put her in their products? I don’t get it.

That’s the real question, isn’t it? I thought they would have been deterred after she wore this during the summer but nope!

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The bedspread comparison NEVER gets old!

At this point, I’m just left with the idea that these fashion houses are desperate for a BRF connection and will take whatever they can get.

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I think the halter bit is different from the top. It’s like she’s worn a bra or camisole with halter straps underneath the shimmering top. Ok, she’s merching. Why on earth!!!!! can’t she merch good looking outfits????? This is just embarrassing now

Noooooo. The halter is her bra!!!!! I just saw a side picture and it looks like some lacy number. We are seeing her bra strap! WtheactualF?!

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Yup. It’s kind of bizarre. She’s 37, pregnant, not wearing a coat, and decides she needs to have visible bra straps on top of wearing a strapless top in the middle of NOVEMBER. Clearly she’s not worried about getting sick, even though pregnancy compromises the immune system. 

She must have thought that the bra straps accentuated her look. It doesn’t. At. All.

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mizzsmack:

Dressed like she grabbed a 60% off special off the rack from last season’s selection of Mother of the Bride dresses, for the Captain’s Dinner on a Carnival cruise ship.

Fucking excruciating.

Wow. Is she trying to do some sort of penance with this outfit??

People are legitimately blaming Jason Wu for the dress nightmare from Peace event & im just like uhm, thats a BESPOKE dress which means Meghan had a hand in the addition of the stupid ass pleats crap, it wasnt just Jason Wu. 🤦‍♀️ He did what she wanted

People, aka Markle stans, are dumb. No one forced her to wear that dress. She easily could have worn a dress that fit and didn’t give the impression that she had gained weight instantaneously. But noooo….

Her fashion sense sucks and that’s all there is to it. Her fans/stans just won’t allow themselves to blame her for her own mistakes. No surprise there.

Can you imagine spending your life thinking ‘If I had all of the money in the world and a ton of events to go to I would look amazing and be adored all the time’ (because you know that was what MM was thinking during her years in the periphery of HW) and then actually getting all of that and looking like a perpetual fashion victim? The irony is delicious, it really is. Also, has anything ever better illustrated that money can’t buy you class or taste?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I suspect part of the problem is that she thinks she thinks of herself as a designer who had her own clothing line. She thinks she knows better, so she doesn’t listen to the people advising her.

royal-confessions:

“Meghan’s Oscar de la Renta dress is one of the worst things she’s ever worn. It’s just so ugly it shouldn’t be worn at all. She needs a tailor ASAP. The dress is so freaking large on her and looks like she is wearing a big sack. I hope this dress will never see the light of the day again.“ – Submitted by Anonymous

Ok, it’s the day after so I took a look at Megs dress again. First, I really had to scroll to find the article on DM, second, I concur 100% with your anon who said that this outfit is good, FOR HER. But comparing to what a lady in her shoes should dress like, it’s another fail. Like you said Plant, we’re grading on a curve

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Look, it’s not an IKEA duvet topped with toilet paper. That’s all we’re saying.

Celebitchy has an article on M today. She’s making excuses for the cost of her clothes.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

LOL, it’s “racist” to think that it’s too much money. And they bring up Kate’s clothes too. Dude, THE WHOLE POINT is that Meghan is spending ten times Kate’s yearly budged in six months, THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT.

Kate was famously wearing Reiss during her first year–heck, she recycled her engagement dress during the Canada tour–and she was STILL criticized for spending too much money. Kate was absolutely dragged for that 50k bill and it was a small fraction of what Meghan has spent. 

And let’s not even mention that Meghan looks like absolute crap in her expensive couture. Her best looks so far have been the Halo dress, the blue off-the-rack Roland Mouret, and the black capris at polo this weekend. According to Katie Nicholls, Megs is now in the market for a stylist. That means she knows she’s royally fucking up. LOL, this is now the fifth person they’ve brought in to help. 

https://www.celebitchy.com/583255/does_duchess_meghan_need_the_couture_clothes_to_accentuate_her_new_power/

Fashion roadkill – that is brilliant. And yeah that article is a throw MM under the bus but also a call for more “youthful” designers to send her their stuff and pay her to wear it. At 37 she is a tad pushing the “youthful” vibe. But hey since the classic Audrey Hepburn look did not work for her she’ll try something else. So we saw her in a more “youthful” pair of capri’s from the 90’s today at day 2 of polo. You know any 20 somethings who wear capri’s? I don’t. PT 1

Pt 2 But the real problem is not just her fashion roadkill look it is her numbers. They are non existent – she is not catching the public’s interest. Can’t cure that either. The other problem is the extravagant wardrobe pr that is now everywhere – no designer wants to be associated with a controversial figure and MM’s extravagant ways is controversy not to mention the threat of “revelations” that is rumored to be happening soon. She could become untouchable.

Well, “fashion roadkill” actually comes from an episode of Sex and the City, so I can’t take credit for it. It seems completely appropriate in this situation though. 

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I know people keep on saying capris for the pants, but I always think of capris being a little loose and not completely body hugging. What she’s wearing just looks like tight jeans that are too short. Maybe it looks better close up, but I doubt it. 

I’m curious to see what she wears on Thursday though. It’s make or break for her in the fashion realm these next several days. I would bet that she’s about to become untouchable after this next month, but we’ll see.

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