What really makes me say jesus what kind of tour is this (harry and meghan) is when i see the swedish crown princely couple tour of jordan and lebanon right now- night and day folks. This also makes me want to see the dutch state visit coming up too, i know Queen Maxima is going to bring it:)

anonymoushouseplantfan:

DID YOU SEE THIS GOWN????? I thought Kate’s fug Erdem had completely soured burnt velvet, but Vic looks gorgeous in this.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6283367/Crown-Princess-Victoria-wows-blue-velvet-gown-dinner-Jordan.html

This was really cute too:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6286563/Crown-Princess-Victoria-joins-husband-Prince-Daniel-hike-Amman.html

Killer white pantsuit:

http://www.jordantimes.com/news/local/swedens-crown-princess-visits-baqaa-school-baptism-site

Raina looked gorgeous too, but what happened to her lips?

https://www.hellomagazine.com/fashion/royal-style/2018101863611/queen-rania-pink-ralph-and-russo-dress/

I was less fond of Vic’s peacock print dress. Too busy.

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/style/1033168/Crown-Princess-Victoria-pictures-royal-tour-latest-news-Queen-Rania-of-Jordan

Even Daniel, bless his soul, dressed up.

And the issues addressed were so important and interesting–refugees, environment, culture, health, diplomacy. Everything was meaningful and there was absolutely no fluff.

http://royalcentral.co.uk/europe/sweden/swedens-crown-princess-couple-conclude-visit-to-jordan-110493

And Lebanon was even better. Vic made a speech and she didn’t even talk about herself even once.

http://royalcentral.co.uk/europe/sweden/crown-princess-victoria-and-prince-daniel-end-middle-eastern-trip-in-lebanon-110597

Like you say, night and day.

I think you’re right about Harry, he’s already looking manic (extreme happy/stressed/etc). Meg IMO being out of the spotlight would cause her more stress. It’s her drug. Taking it easy vs missing a chance to show off her many black/white/navy ensembles 🙄 this is why we’re getting “not feeling poorly” but missing engagements due to being tired. I think both will be strained on this tour, one resenting the other and all of this will fester in their gut, that’s usually where stress hits first.

She was all smiles from the moment they landed. She loves the spotlight.

I bet she’s already planning on bellycupping during the Remembrance event in London in a few weeks. Wearing her trademark black dress but now with bellycup hands.

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“It would be weird if she had a big bump.” Yes, some women actually lose weight at the beggining, like Kate.I don’t doubt, anymore, shes really pregnant, but its fun bc she always had a proeminent belly and now that shes desperate to push a baby bump she has looked flatter very often and sometimes even seems to have a waist.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I don’t doubt she’s pregnant. I just don’t think she’s showing much, so she has to push the belly out and wear loose clothing to maximize the bumplet.

It’s kind of hilarious when you think of it. She started advertising “the invisible bump” as soon as she could. I wonder how long it took for her to find that ruffle dress.

OMG, remember Jason Wu’s awkward face when he was asked about the pregnancy rumors? I bet the designers knew before the BRF knew.

It’s ironic that they talk about fast fashion and waste when she wears essentially disposable, couture clothing to every event. Hardly any of these outfits are classic, stand the test of time clothing choices. She’s doing fast fashion on a million dollar budget. And poor Charles is still recycling shoes from the 70s, just keeps re-soling them.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Thank you for sending this. I was trying to formulate the same argument but it was coming out all garbled.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Seeing that Meghan wore a new pair of nude stilettos yesterday in Australia, I had to sit down and count how many (and how expensive) pairs of nude and black stilettos she’s bought since engagement announcement because it totally looks like she buys a new pair for every outing. I thought I’d share it with you, guys, because when I tallied up the total, my jaw landed on the floor and it still lays there.

Starting with nude because she seems to wear only nude pumps now (black in spring/summer, nude in fall/winter, definitely not merching next season clothing)

  1. $395 – Nude Tamara Mellon worn once in Australia
  2. $375 – Nude Stuart Weitzman worn twice – in Sussex and Australia
  3. $750 – Nude Aquazzura worn once, at Sentebale polo match
  4. $655 – Nude Dior worn once, at Mandela museum
  5. The same pair of nude Dior stilettos but in suede and bespoke, previous one was leather, worn once at RAF service.
  6. Nude Paul Andrew, not available yet, worn once, in Ireland
  7. $625 – Nude Manolo Blahnik worn twice – at Stephen Lawrence memorial and Commonwealth Youth reception
  8. $450 – Nude Tamara Mellon worn once, at BP garden party
  9. $695 – Nude Aquazzura worn once, at engagement announcement

It’s circa $4,7k with estimated prices of bespoke Dior and two pairs of Paul Andrew stilettos (they retail for around $600-$700). I was being generous and I didn’t count in the Stuart Weitzman pairs because she supposedly owned them before and worn them at IG 2017 opening and closing ceremonies. I’ve also counted down the Aquazzura engagement pair because she owned them for quite a while before the announcement.

Now black:

  1. $395 – Black Sarah Flint worn thrice – at Anzac dawn service, cookbook launch and on arrival to Australia
  2. $750 – Black Aquazzura worn twice – at WellChild and CoachCore
  3. $590 – Black Aquazzura worn four times (a record!) – in Ireland, at solo engagement, at engagement with Queen and Harry and at van Straubenzee wedding.
  4. Black Paul Andrew, not available yet, worn once, in Ireland
  5. Black Paul Andrew – same as previous ones but different fabric – worn once, at Hamilton
  6. $355 – Black Sarah flint worn once, at engagement with Queen
  7. $650 – Black Givenchy worn once, at Ascot
  8. $625 – Black Manolo Blahnik worn four times (it’s a tie!) – at Endeavour Awards, Invictus engagement with Prime Minister of Australia, Anzac Day service at WA and to the STEM event in Birmingham 
  9. $750 – Black Aquazzura, worn once, at Commonwealth reception
  10. $475 – Black Tamara Mellon, worn once, at Commonwealth reception
  11. $750 – Black Aquazzura, worn once, at Royal Foundation Forum

It’s $6,5k for black stilettos, once again with estimated costs of Paul Andrew stilettos. 

So, Meghan has spend (or was given) $11k for 20 pairs of only nude and black 4inch stilettos in the last 11 months. I don’t even want to think what one can buy for this amount of money but it is ridiculous. The highest number of recycles is 4! Kate has worn those horrible L.K. Bennett Sledge for 3 or 4 years. I would really like to know what she’s doing with those shoes, are the dogs playing with them? Remember when we thought she’ll leave NC with bags full of Cartier? She’d rather prefer her stilettos


Thanks for sending this in!

She’s wearing another sleeveless navy dress. At least it’s an Australian designer, but, holy guacamole, she must be buying a new sleeveless navy dress every month.

She didn’t think there would be an uproar over her stealing Eugenie’s thunder, so now the walk back. Another thing she didn’t expect, people calling her out for wearing a huge coat to suggest she’s pregnant and then show up days later in a skin tight dress. That white dress will haunt her this whole tour. Everyone is saying that because there is no visible baby bump, she could have waited to announce. She’s AWFUL at PR and yet she was supposed to be the pro

anonymoushouseplantfan:

That’s why I find that Bazaar article so amusing. She wore a maternity coat to the wedding! Of course she was announcing it there. She loves props.

Princess Eugenie’s dress

pink-yarrow:

Princess Eugenie’s simple and elegant wedding dress was designed by Peter Pilotto and Christopher De Vos of British-based label Peter Pilotto.

The dress was developed layer-by-layer during several fittings. The designers began with the corset and complex underskirt before moving on to the fitted bodice and full pleated skirt. It features a neckline that folds around the shoulders to a low back that drapes into a flowing full-length train.

The low back of the dress was included in the design at the request of Princess Eugenie, who had surgery, aged 12, to correct scoliosis. The condition causes the spine to bend to one side, and can make the back appear rounded and the shoulder blades more prominent. Before the wedding, the princess said “I think you can change the way beauty is, and you can show people your scars and I think it’s really special to stand up for that.”

The fabric was designed by Mr Pilotto and Mr De Vos at their studio and includes a number of symbols that are meaningful to Princess Eugenie as motifs. A thistle representing Scotland acknowledges the couple’s fondness for Balmoral, and a shamrock representing Ireland is a nod to the bride’s Ferguson family. The other symbols used including the York Rose – a nod to the princess’s family name of York – and ivy, which represents the couple’s home, Ivy Cottage, in Kensington Palace.

Princess Eugenie wore the Greville Emerald Kokoshnik Tiara, lent to her by the Queen. The tiara was made by the jeweller Boucheron for British society hostess Dame Margaret Greville in 1919. It was created in the fashionable “kokoshnik” style popularised in the Russian Imperial Court. 

On her death in 1942, the tiara was bequeathed to the Royal Family.

The wedding bouquet consists of lily of the valley, stephanotis pips, hints of baby blue thistles, white spray roses, trailing ivy and myrtle. Myrtle has traditionally been used in Royal bouquets since Queen Victoria.

Impressed with Eugenie’s decision to show her scars and make a statement about no shame beautiful as you are etc. Way to go. The vibe around this wedding was light and sunny and so sweet (Jack crying as he waited for her the look on his face when he saw her) particularly compared to that other wedding. But oh the H and M dynamics the tension Harry turning to snobby looking MM and saying “Meghan!” and then Kate saying something. Tense. 16 days for this tour right?

Yeah, I really loved the top and fit of Eugenie’s dress. I was hoping for Vivienne Westwood, but this worked well too. 

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Yup! It’s a 16-day tour that starts in a couple of days. I haven’t seen most of the coverage from Eugenie’s wedding just the videos posted on the Royal Family channel, so I haven’t seen any of those moments from Harry & Megs. Doesn’t surprise me though.

More than $1M spent. So, what would you consider to be M’s most iconic looks? I’m going with the Pooh Hat and that blue/white thing with the toilet paper hat. For hair, I’m going with the bad weave/extensions, especially when her bald patches show.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Worst looks:

Oscar de la Renta Ikea Duvet dress

Burberry black watch tartan pony coat

Givenchy tablecloth dress she wore to Ascot

Goat peach dress (second most iconic look based on how much it’s been lampooned)

Carolina Herrera peach dress she wore to Trooping (I think this is her most “iconic look” based on that Modern Family sketch)

Best looks:

Blue Roland Mouret worn at BP

Black Halo dress worn at Commonwealth Meeting reception

Banana yellow dress worn at Commonwealth Youth reception

Black Emilia Wickstead she wore in Ireland

Gray Roland Mouret (sadly spoiled by visible bra) she wore in Ireland

I think a lot of people would add the black/navy Dior she wore to the RAF anniversary to this list, but I think that looked way to dark and fake. Ditto the cream Givenchy she wore to Chester. I think the dress looked good, but couture was the wrong choice for the engagement and the hair just killed the look.

Jessica Mulroney did a great job getting more freebies for MM at NYFW. LOL. Givenchy is known for going with the celebs especially the Kardashians. You think a royal wouldn’t want to be associated with the Kardashian brand. At this point the only thing interesting about her is wat brand will she ruin now?

I don’t think Megs has worn much Chanel, has she? Seems like that’s one fashion house steering clear of her. I am curious to see what fug thing she will wear to Eugenie’s wedding since Eugenie probably has friends that can dress really well.

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Technically MM is wearing Canadian brands 🙄 but agreed, she cant take that BRF Amex whenever she wants when ppl are legit concerned about there own non-Royal lives. Granted she’s always been taken care of (father or hubby/bf) what does she know about real struggle? Standing in heels on deal or no deal? Calligraphy? Lol I remember when Brexit was announced she posted on her insta lol Now she’s a royal, has 3 places to live, best food, couture, jewels, merching, PR, wow, tough #MegAntoinette

Well, she didn’t wear Canadian brands today or yesterday. Wonder how much longer she’s going to get bespoke stuff before shit really hits the fan. 

I like Kate’s blue headpiece from the wedding do Has she wore that blue outfit before?

duchessofostergotlands:

I really like the headpiece itself. I think with the dress and the bag it’s a bit matchy matchy. Even for Kate, who loves matchy matchy. It’s just very blue. But I like the piece and I’m all for this new experimentation she’s doing with her headpieces. I would love that to continue. Anyway, she has indeed worn that outfit before, without the hat thing. She wore it when they arrived in Berlin:

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so Bingo for her first solo outing? I am expecting more fug Canadian stuff. Another empty big handbag like she did in Ireland? She seems to have lost the big designer names. Maybe Club Monaco again. Sarah Flint shoes. And slut strands will make a comeback.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I have a feeling the American brands will be huge during the Australian tour-Carolina Herrera, Ralph, etc.. Jess was in NYFW doing the rounds. Meghan will likely wear whoever was making a big push during that week. Unfortunately, I don’t follow fashion that much and don’t know who that was.

If things really go south with Britain’s economy; Meghan Antoinette better go into hiding. Seriously though, when they release her final spending bill by the end of the year and if Britain happens to be in the middle of a recession by then can you imagine? especially when most Brits are not happy about the $57,000 dollars dress and the 40 million dollar wedding. If her and Harry keep it up they’ll end up getting a movement started. A movement the rest of the BRF won’t be thanking them for.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

margaretroses:

My favourite dress of all […] was my first Dior dress, white strapless tulle and a vast satin bow at the back ~ Princess Margaret.


Christian Dior was absolutely fascinated by Princess Margaret. [This is] Princess Margaret’s actual dress. The waist is 21.5 inches, it’s absolutely tiny and she looked super glamorous. I think that’s the sort of look you hadn’t associated for a while with the British Royal Family. –
Beatrice Behlen, Fashion curator and historian at the Museum of London. Most notably, the Princess wore this dress in a set of photographs taken by Cecil Beaton for her 21st birthday in 1951.

(Princess Margaret: The Rebel Royal, BBC2)

That article is a bit of of a laugh, MM wore “country clothes” in London pre-wedding so her “British style” is still tourist-y/LA LA Land (ugh, Post marriage thought: I just had a flash of her doing a “Madonna-flag-pic” w Union Jack Flag 😳) As a stylist, you still do homework working w/ clients, JM/MM duo work w/ who works w/ them. 😍💰💰💰 but they suck at actual trend forecasting/fashion. Jessica as a stylist is at the same level as MM was an actress so they make a mediocre merching team.

I only remember the Madonna-flag picture from an MTV “Rock the Vote” campaign.

I think if she did anything with the Union Jack, she’d look like a Spice Girl. 

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Megs just doesn’t excel at looking royal. I think she’s always going to look trashy because she just doesn’t have good taste. And all she really wants is $$$.

There’s no cure for that.

I think you’re right and the meeting was about the exhibition, Royal Collection Trust has office registered in St James’s and they’re in charge of all BRF’s exhibitions

anonymoushouseplantfan:

There we go. That makes more sense to me.

But it’s interesting that we all assumed that Givenchy was leaking Meghan’s (or Eug’s or Cam’s) dress fitting for promo purposes and it didn’t even seem odd or anything. That’s how far the brf has sunk. Something like that would have been unimaginable two years ago.

I think the lack of British brands is the Fergie problem. In the 80’s, Fergie complained that Di was the one pushing British fashion. So F ended up reaching out to French designers like Jean Paul Gaultier. In M’s case, she’s doing the same, just with designers from more than one country. And Fergie got into huge debt buying all the high fashion. M is just full on going for freebies and possibly even getting paid to do it. History is repeating itself but in even slimier ways.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Very likely.

People are legitimately blaming Jason Wu for the dress nightmare from Peace event & im just like uhm, thats a BESPOKE dress which means Meghan had a hand in the addition of the stupid ass pleats crap, it wasnt just Jason Wu. 🤦‍♀️ He did what she wanted

People, aka Markle stans, are dumb. No one forced her to wear that dress. She easily could have worn a dress that fit and didn’t give the impression that she had gained weight instantaneously. But noooo….

Her fashion sense sucks and that’s all there is to it. Her fans/stans just won’t allow themselves to blame her for her own mistakes. No surprise there.