Florida. The armpit of the nation (USA). I will never understand why anyone wants to live there. It’s basically moving to (year-round) Spring Break, USA. Totally trashy. Not to mention alligators and decreasing shoreline with global warming. It wouldn’t surprise me if Chris & Madeleine move somewhere else after the next huge hurricane comes through southern Florida.

duchessofostergotlands:

Man. People really don’t like Florida, do they?

Anyone who wants to see how bad Florida is can checkout this website: floridaman.com 

There are lots of lovely stories about Florida given these links:

And my personal favorite: Florida Man Says He Wasn’t Drink and Driving Because He Only Drank At Stop Lights. 

That’s Florida for you.

Florida. The armpit of the nation (USA). I will never understand why anyone wants to live there. It’s basically moving to (year-round) Spring Break, USA. Totally trashy. Not to mention alligators and decreasing shoreline with global warming. It wouldn’t surprise me if Chris & Madeleine move somewhere else after the next huge hurricane comes through southern Florida.

duchessofostergotlands:

Man. People really don’t like Florida, do they?