I like Sky Rhiannon she is an actual journalist. She has a tweet up talking bout the debate in the newsroom about using the Cookbook video because it is pr no opportunity to actually question etc. 2nd post from a reporter on this issue of MM not facing the media and answering questions. They clearly see it is a pr splash.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Lord the sugar comments on that tweet. They don’t understand Rhiannon’s point at all.

https://twitter.com/SkyRhiannon/status/1041949257014685696

The kind of fantasy Meghan is spinning is fine in Hollywood, but once you are in the political sphere or in the royal family, it becomes propaganda. It’s as real as Trump’s supposed riches and blue collar sympathies and just as seductive. Rhiannon is correct to be wary of it.

But the UK press is in a bind because they’ve been letting the royal propaganda skate so far. Now, sure, they did it because the royals were relatively discreet about it. They visit the Grenfell victims and do fundraisers, but their pictures aren’t in the front and the interactions are a ritualized posy offering and maybe a quick hug. 

This was different

I think part of the reason her sugars are so….eh….extreme, is cos of that love shield statement of Harry’s. He came off the bat calling reporters racists & the sugars jumped on that without even looking for any evidence of racist articles. Given racism is also a very real thing. So now every time a reporter offers an opinion counter to the sugar MM narrative, they are branded racist. There is no legitimate way the press can speak out without that backlash

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

Wow. The whole Gert’s situation has turned into a shitstorm on twitter. That’s some rabid chewing going on. Her fans should all have some sort of official red/orange twitter tickbox (like official accounts do). They attack people when Meg’s doing bad, they attack people when Meg’s doing okay, they attack people when Meg’s not doing anything. They just attack EVERYONE. Cheesus. What is wrong with them? Aren’t they all supposed to have PhDs in crossmulticulturalfuckery or something?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

And there they go again.

https://twitter.com/Gertsroyals/status/1041742317986701312

What Gert’s did is standard operating procedure for royal engagements. They always mention that other royals also visited and supported. Heck, sometimes they go back to the Diana years or even young HM’s visits to show a constant stream of support. When Meghan and Harry went to the Mandela exhibit, they mentioned Charles’ visit with Mandela.

That’s the point of the royal family. It’s a team, or at least it used to be. I guess now that Meghan’s here it’s different. 

You can tell it’s Meghan fans who trying to start some old a** gossip again. Celebitchy is the site that started this crap yesterday. Imagine dragging ancient gossip that was denied BACK IN 2003. Her own family denied the rumors and said William and her never dated. Look at William,he could not stop talking about his wife at all yesterday,that dude could not be more in love with his wife,and people who believe gossip like this don’t know William’s character at all. .

I guess. But you can’t really predict stupid sometimes. 

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People are legitimately blaming Jason Wu for the dress nightmare from Peace event & im just like uhm, thats a BESPOKE dress which means Meghan had a hand in the addition of the stupid ass pleats crap, it wasnt just Jason Wu. 🤦‍♀️ He did what she wanted

People, aka Markle stans, are dumb. No one forced her to wear that dress. She easily could have worn a dress that fit and didn’t give the impression that she had gained weight instantaneously. But noooo….

Her fashion sense sucks and that’s all there is to it. Her fans/stans just won’t allow themselves to blame her for her own mistakes. No surprise there.

Did you see some of those pathetic MM fans in Kate’s tag this last few days ? they say they don’t care about Kate but yet they continue to post disgusting comments and there is even one anon that constantly puts Kate down because she loves to take care of her children more then anything else. They are so threatened and obsessed it’s just sad at this point. And when someone calls them out then they block anonymous questions. If you can’t deal with hate comments then don’t post hate comments.

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Shall we guess the excuse her sugars will make why Meghan was waving & smiling to the cameras like a teenage girl, eating that shit up when just the other day their PR sends out articles of their “hysteria” over the “media intrusion?” AND their sugars were also saying the Harkles needed to be left alone LOLZ

I don’t have the time for their crazy. They’re too busy making excuses for dumbshit, which they will all continue to do.

The thing I don’t get is that what harm what it do if she just called her dad? Because if he didn’t leak it, it means he can be trusted and that relationship is back on track; but if he did leak it, it would mean the whole world would never listen to him again and that would give Meghan sympathy. It’s a win win situation practically

anonymoushouseplantfan:

As long as they don’t share any sensitive details it should be fine. Also, she could leak it first and tell Emily Andrews or Imo that she tried to explain why he couldn’t speak to the press and was careful not to share any private details and she did it with and aide, or whatever.

There are tons of ways to handle this. It’s just that she doesn’t want to talk to him. 

And her fans are all fully supportive saying that “no child should be forced to maintain contact” or whatever, but this is the brf. That’s what they don’t seem to understand. You can’t have a rogue family member out there making mischief and overshadowing your every engagement. 

And that’s what’s going to happen. Very time she steps out and talks about supporting young girls and women, Sam is going to pipe up and say that the fancy words obviously don’t apply to her own family. Every time she represents the brf at a diplomatic event her brother will bring up her State Department uncle who got her the embassy job and got ghosted too. It’s just going to go on and on.

Charlie Proctor is a Harry sugar. When Harry did nothing for weeks and months, Charlie kept quiet. When William was without official event even though he was doing Duchy stuff that week Charlie tweeted “where’s the heir”. His article about press being harassed is heralding Meghan as universally love (um, no she’s not) and puts all blame on her family. cont.. (1/2)

anonymoushouseplantfan:

cont… (2/2) If Meghan isn’t the type that ghosted and discarded friends, families, and people she no longer has any use for, none of these dramas would have happened. Harry’s full of lies statement gave justification to H&M fans to be vile and vicious. Both Meghan and Harry contributed to the press harassment by their fans.


Yep, they dug their own hole and are still digging.

A thread on the Duchess of Sussex

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Richard Palmer on the current situation, family drama, KP errors, Meghan’s ghosting, internet trolls from both sides. I’m still amazed that Royal Correspondents are speaking out the situation couldn’t be more clear nevertheless it seems the vicious circle is not stopping.


Wow, I’m shocked at this. Meghan’s sugars are threatening the reporter’s relatives, wtf??????? 

I’m also surprised that he had the guts to blame Harry and the KP statement for this treatment. I think he’s absolutely right, but I’m surprised to see a royal reporter calling it out so blatantly. It’s so ironic that Harry and Meghan, who complained so loudly about social media trolls and who, for the love of mercy, legit have a huge anti-bullying campaign in their name, ended up creating their own vicious troll army.

BTW, I think the royal reporters contributed here by interacting with and retweeting the trolls. Raise crows and they’ll peck your eyes out, as we say in Spanish.

I’m also surprised to see him compare the Markles to all the other royal-ish personalities who have made money on the connection. I don’t think he mentions Pippa and James, but they should be on that list too. True, they were more classy about it and their cashing-in attempts were mostly ineffective, but they still tried. They were all criticized for it, just as the Markles are being criticized. 

I was wondering why Meghan and Harry’s engagements were so effing boring compared to all the other royal engagements. He explains that the royal reporters are not allowed to listen in. That’s why we don’t get cute quotes, interactions, or any substantive information and it all looks like a useless fashion show. Harry and Megs are really shooting themselves in the foot with this one.

That last one is huge, imo. Palmer seems to think that they may get something more substantive, particularly on the charity front, in the fall, but I very much doubt that. They will get another nothing-burger forum with some crap “Girls Together” umbrella being unveiled.

A thread on the Duchess of Sussex

MM sugars are screaming at Emily Andrews at her twitter. For not being sugarly enough, i guess. And Emily is a MM and PH stan herself!!! These MM stans are crazy. Some are under 18, that explains somewhat their attitude.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

OMG, it’s a smackdown! But I think it technically starts in Mio’s mentions, I think. 

https://twitter.com/scobie/status/1017585646591008769

Then it moves the Emily’s mentions:

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1017752757481197568

Emily felt so hounded she retweeted this:

The best part is the one where they complain about Emily using the phrase “newly-minted.” They clearly don’t know what that means and they thought Emily was calling Meghan nouveau riche or something. It’s hilarious. Em is a total sugar, but still attack her BECAUSE THEY DON’T UNDERSTAND BASIC ENGLISH. I’m dying.

i don’t know who annoys me the most, mm/haz or her sugars. they are ignorants as they come, but the thing is they refuse to aknowledge facts. now they say kate is going to wimbledon just for the pics and she was never ‘interested’ in tenis before mm (relation to serena). at least if you (them) are going to criticize do your freaking research. kate is not only wimbledon patron, but loves and tennis and always goes to see the matches, even when she was single. i swear, this people is a joke.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I saw those posts! LOLOLOLOL, Kate has been following tennis forever. Her family is hardcore Federer fandom and she has several tennis patronages.

It’s funny how we went from “Lazy Kate only cares about Wimbledon and Sir Ben” to “Kate doesn’t care about tennis” in months.

Hey, hope you have a great time at the wedding later this month! If you’re fresh out of style choices… you could always raid your nearest IKEA bedding isle, pop a bog roll on your head and you’re good to go. That’s how ALL independent, grown feminist women who are lucky enough to shag a prince and are slaying it like “kweens” roll. …Dontchaknow. #stylekween

Thank you! 😘

That’s true! I could totally do that since I still need to get my dress. 

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Damn it must suck being single and watching another woman live your dream😟😞 Meghan is fantastic meanwhile you’re just sad on this app 😳

What are you, like, twelve years old or something? Is this the best you can come up with in an attempt to insult me? That I’m just angry because I’m not fucking Harry? 

Bitch, please. I’m so not interested Harry’s whiny, insecure, public relations-needing ass. 

I assume you suddenly have the confidence to go around to blogs that don’t like Megs based on the simple fact that she was able to get someone to brush her hair, do her makeup, and put clothes on her that fit, other than the more recent fashion disasters she’s been wearing.

Obviously you didn’t want to come here when Megs was wearing this:

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Please, go ahead and celebrate your minor victory. 

The remaining adults can still discuss the impending disaster ahead.

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1_I am really enjoying the Jolie/Markle comparisons because Markle reminds me SO much of Jolie in public. The ludicrous out of touch pronouncements too – remember how Jolie’s under-five kids were versed in world affairs and each had their favorite foreign language in which they were becoming fluent? But you know who is not enjoying themselves?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

2_SUGARS. They’re not having fun. They are probably pumping each other up in private while expressing anxiety in pms. They are a fandom – we all know how those work. They wanted to see Harry Meghan do the Cambridge stuff, make appearances, interact, be playful together, laugh together. The Cambridges didn’t cling but were clearly a unit.

3_The Sugars are not having fun because the pda with Harry and Meghan is “off” and they know it. There is no eye contact, no he says something and she laughs, she says something back and he laughs, people around them enjoying it. It’s weird. Sugars are looking for their romantic “fix” and it’s not there. Every time they have an appearance Sugars hope they’ll get more but it’s always the same.

4_so I know they are disappointed. The politics of fandom mean they can’t admit it to the whole fandom, but you know little clusters of them worry among themselves. Added to which her fashion fails, and the rest of the RF giving them the Big Chill, this is not playing as they expected.

5_Sugars may play the race card, but that would only work if Meghan truly looked great, but her looks were being picked apart anyway. Or if she were clearly doing a stellar job but getting unfairly dinged for not being robotically perfect. However, Meghan is a hot mess and they can see it for themselves, both fashion and job performance. So they are left with spinning themselves.


I can’t speak as to the politics of fandom, but I do think Meghan set some expectations that she cannot hope to meet now. That’s part of the problem.

Another part of the problem is that Meghan is “getting” stuff based on absolutely nothing. The fun part of watching the seating arrangements, events, loaned jewels, family orders, etc… is that they were supposedly based on work done, personal relationships, discretion, lack of scandals and stuff like that. Meghan is “getting” stuff based on absolutely nothing–heck, she’s likely getting them because she’s a complete fuck-up and needs the extra help–and that makes the “gets” absolutely meaningless. It’s hard to fan-girl that.

Why do you dislike Meghan so much? Has she done something really bad? I’m sorry I just don’t keep up with the royals so I’m not understanding why you don’t like her.

What is there to like? Crappy fashion? Bronzer overuse? Turning her back on the Queen in public?

She’s a famewhore who can’t stop famewhoring. 

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https://houseofbrat.tumblr.com/post/174130350604/youre-such-a-dumb-stupid-bitch-how-is-meghan

https://houseofbrat.tumblr.com/tagged/markle-stans

MM sugars in the DM comments are trying to justify her massively expensive wardrobe by saying she gets them for free in exchange for PR for the label!! They’re so dumb and ignorant of the royal family rules that they’re defending her by doing something that is completely against the rules!! Not even just a protocol breach. Something that she literally isn’t supposed to do, ever. But they’re all “she’s totes merching and it’s super cool and normal.” Wow.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, wow. 

People want Meghan to fuck up but let’s be real here: She’s not a dumb cookie. She knows what this entails and will be on her best behavior. Meghan’s hiccups are made up and the furthest from anything bad but let’s be honest, they wouldn’t keep putting her out there if they felt she wasn’t ready. Kate has shown her ass to us multiple times over the years because she doesn’t know what a skirt weight is. Her first engagement with the Queen, she wore a skirt that was too short and bare legs.

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Dumb cookie? Please stop insinuating that Cookie Monster is dumb. Cookie Monster is much smarter than Megs because Cookie knows not to turn his back on the Queen.

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Meghan is doing it right now matter how you want to flip it. She is trailing the Queen and Her Majesty clearly agrees to it as well as having her own personal ex aide guide her. Meghan wants to get this right and is bringing in her dream team from DAY ONE! Meghan’s only been an official Royal for 2 weeks and she’s already shitting on Kate’s entire first two years!

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I don’t care that this ask is a few weeks old. I knew Megs would fuck up spectacularly and resort to repliKate. Articles are already being written on how Megs doesn’t know how to be a duchess original. She can only copy Kate for success.

Yeah anon, as last Saturday showed, Megs is really putting the fear of god into Kate, who is–no doubt–going to spend another week with her children not at all worried about Meg’s future fuckups this summer.

Please, post of a picture of what you look like. I highly doubt you’re as beautiful as Meghan. Let us pick apart what you look like and wear.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

LOL, my look is messy bun, basic black pieces, nude lipstick and scuffed black shoes. I’m practically a Meghan clone!

Ugh, don’t come for my houseplant. These sugars are out in full form today.

LOL, I came back from errands to a bunch of hate anons. I don’t know why.

They can’t deal with the fact that their idol dresses terribly and is easy to mock.

nenny84:

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

Thing is, while Meg’s father has been torn down from that perfect papa pedestal where he told her to check her own box & made coloured Barbie doll families for her and took her to set, told her her freckles were special stars or whatever the fuck etc. All of which was Meg’s own Instagram/humblebrag essay narratives.

Her mother, of whom we know only the same things as the father from the same sources – Meg’s Insta/humblebrag essays – has stayed untouchable. I think we all know why.

Though this is the “don’t give the milk away for free” woman who by Meg’s own admission started taking her for $100 facials at like 14, telling her that her face was the most important thing and she had to take care of it… Nobody dare see their relationship for what it is: fuckd up as hell. Like mother, like daughter.

But yeah. The humble black mother who single-handedly raised a child in near-poverty in a one-bed appartment while working all hours of the day… that makes for an irreproachable ally in Meg’s PR image. And I kid you not, the sugars are actually touting what I just wrote.

I mean, never mind the white dad who payed for everything, took her to work, whose fam got her the embassy job, who payed for her college and matching the rich girls at Kappa Kappa Gamma’s lifestyle. Nah, he’s fat, in debt and living in Mexico. Easily thrown under the bus. She don’t know that man. I do find it interesting that the Little Red Schoolhouse and her Catholic school teachers all remember “Mr Markle” and that he was always around helping out and how precious Meg was to him – but their only mention of Doria has been that one teacher said she was shocked when she finally got to see her once, and discovered that she was AM. I mean… the fuck dude?

Honestly this is the problem I have with her moms new narrative. Didn’t she go live with her father when she was younger? Then he still paid for education after she decided she was a star. I will give her fans credit for sticking to the narrative their saint gives them but it’s also really sad that none of them do research and read or listen to her old interviews. If they think this is what her life was like I can’t imagine what harry thinks. The white dad has to be the enemy because her narrative is that she’s black and the white man is only trying to keep her down, guess harry isn’t white. I’ve heard stories that Doria wasn’t as hands on when she was growing up which may be why her father was so present in her life.

Anyone else notice that every man that was in Rachel’s life now is being labeled as abusive, and the women are being labeled as jealous? Guess what she’s gonna label people during the divorce.

Meghan coming into the royal family has turned the online royal watching community into the twilight zone. There are bloggers on here who 2 years ago would’ve defended Harry to their last dying breath, thinking he was going to save the monarchy (since when was it dying tho), and bit your head off if you dared say one nice thing about W&K. Those same bloggers are now complimenting W&K and using them as the golden standard of royal couples, and have denounced Harry as a leper. Twilight Zone.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

There’s also the other side with people who thought the Middletons were making money off the monarchy, controlling William, and leaking and posing for paps now defending Meghan left and right when she’s doing all of that X100.

I understand the Harry fans flipping. I think Harry’s 2015 press emphasized tradition and loyalty and the military and family and a lot of people became his fans because of that. It made him look like the more “royal” brother.  Wiliam’s press, on the other hand, emphasized Kate, his family, his air ambulance work, and the Middletons, and it made him look comparatively less “royal.” The US tour and the friendships with tennis players and celebrity sailors also made the Cambridges feel more Hollywood, as did Kate’s emphasis on fashion and hair. As a result, the fans who were more into the traditional aspects of the BRF gravitated towards Harry and shunned the Cambridges.

But that has all flipped now. Thanks to Meghan, Harry is now the less “royal” brother and the Cambridges, who have barely changed any behaviors, are now super-traditional royals in comparison. 

So I kind of understand why the Harry fans flipped. Harry no longer represents their values. I do not, however, understand why the Kate haters are now Meghan sugars. Everything they supposedly hated about Kate–untidyness, love for the press, messy family, flyaway hair, fake hair, materialism, merching, celebrity friends–is even worse with Meghan. 

I always thought that the stories of the sugars bullying were exagerated because we are BECs. I follow HM drama along your blog. But this time I checked EW IG and bloody hell!!!! You guys didn´t exagerate a bit! And they seem to act like a guerrilla bang. From now on MM will only be praised and worshiped, it´s not worth the fight with a minion army.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, we are totally not exaggerating. They will pounce on anything, even positive articles that they feel are not worshipful enough.

I remember they once savaged super-sugar Emily Andrews because one of her articles used the sexy kneeling Reitman’s pic. Emily was all “Uh, Meghan took that pic. It was her collection. Presumably she likes it.” The minions were not having any of it.

it’s bizarre. I’ve event gotten death threats on this blog. Death threats OVER ROYAL COMMENTARY. Who even does that? I don’t get it. I get super bitchy on this blog, but, hey, it’s my space. I can’t even imagine going over to other accounts and harassing people. Why would anyone do that?

If Meghan ends up with an anti-bullying patronage, I will laugh my booty off, I can tell you that.

Ugh, sorry for the [sic!] in my ask about the sugar. It was supposed to say “Meg’s mum is best mates with Oprah”. I think you got it anyway. But yeah, it’s truly astounding. They’re like at the level of the Tin Hat Trio in some of their outlandish “facts” (every man Meg’s pumped & dumped ever has been abusive *cough*). Hey, I’m glad the other side’s got THEIR Tin Foil people too. LOL Evens things out!

Yeah, I figured it out. But yeah, I expect we’re going to have a crazy summer at this point, particularly after Ascot finishes. 

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LOL, hey HoB, have you seen that sugar’s reblog of the Joffrey/Ava seating vs Zeleb post? Apparently, Meg’s mum is bezzie mates with Doria bc they go to the same “church” (it’s like saying everyone in the CoE are best mates, because we all are part of the CoE…). I don’t think they understand that the “The Secret” church isn’t a building, it’s a weird cult/faith thing very poular in CA. Furthermore, Meg’s bezzies with Amal since 2014, bc you know: her extensive and deep reaching “philanthropy”.

Oh yeah, I saw it. That kind of delusion is AMAZING! She’s BFF with Serena, don’t you know? Doesn’t matter that Serena didn’t invite Megs to HER wedding. I have no idea where they come up with some of these things like her supposed friendship with Amal since 2014?! Um, where’s the proof? Even Celebitchy was like, why were George & Amal sitting in prime seats

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No mention of Megs and Amal being friends while Megs was living in Toronto, and Amal was living nowhere near Toronto!

You’d think the wedding would calm the stans down eh? But hurt butts gonna butthurt. Anons, for everybody’s sake, just ignore the stans you don’t agree with and stay in your favoured lanes. People tag for their own blog organisation. There is no topic or person in this world that will have your 100% tagegory approval when you do a search. Nobody’s going to LOVE exactly what you love and HATE exactly what you hate. Deal with it, put your big girl panties on and move along.

Logic is just too difficult for some people, you know?

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You’re such a dumb stupid bitch! How is Meghan Markle a famewhore? Girl wasn’t even on social media when she was an actress and nobody knew who she was till Harry. You’re just jealous and have delusions about being married to Harry yourself, as if. If you weren’t a bitter bitch maybe good things would happen to you too. Now STFU and stop filling the Meghan tag with your shit nobody cares about sis.

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Megs most certainly was on social media before she met Harry. She had both a twitter account and an instagram account. She had a lifestyle website called “The Tig.” Please learn how to research before you come to someone who actually reads something other than fanfiction for a living. 

And as for why she’s a famewhore? How about this?

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That’s Meghan talking PUBLICLY about a PRIVATE relationship to the glossiest glossy magazine in the USA. IF she wasn’t a famewhore, then why would she be on the cover, since as you just said “nobody knew who she was till Harry.” Oh that’s right, she’s a famewhore of the first order since she’ll sell anyone out as long as she can get her press.

No fucking way am I interested in dating, fucking, or marrying Harry’s whiny, petty, petulant, insecure ass. You go on right ahead pretending that he’s Mr. Nice Prince that would never ever have the Kensington Palace press office release all sorts of terrible, secret shit on Meghan when the day comes. And that day will probably come sooner rather than later.

You’ve got a lot to learn about the British royal family and the UK press my dear.

Megs sugars will never answer ours questions about the Raglands blackout and the fact that Harry never met Tom Sr in person. They had no issues publishing the dirt on Kate before/during/after her wedding but when it come to precious Meghan they only post the positives. Selective memory folks. And talking about that, would mean facing a harsh reality that their favorite is as rotten as that entire family. And they can’t do that yet, give them 2 years.

Some of the Markle stans really don’t seem to know anything about the royal family. I saw one today that had no idea that the Queen still had two other dogs and just assumed it was Markle’s beagle with the Queen because “granddog.” 

Then there are others that maintain some bizarre kinds of look forward not backward because I guess that worked with President Obama regarding the US’s torture and violation of its own laws.  

I can only assume that some of these people are too young to understand what kind of shit show is going on because it’s been pretty smooth sailing for the BRF as a whole for several years. It’s like they truly have NO IDEA what Fleet Street is capable of. Clearly, the phone hacking scandal from ten plus years ago is too distant a memory for them, if they’re even aware of it at all.