I was wrong. I thought, she phoned her agent as soon as she came back from Botswana. Oh, no, she told her agent BEFORE THE FIRST DATE.
She told her agent and went on to hint it at Piers Morgan. OMG, she was so freaking happy, she couldn’t keep it to herself. LOL, and she acted all “I asked if he was nice because if he wasn’t nice it wouldn’t be worth it” during the interview. This is too funny.
So much for, “didn’t know that much about him” and “I didn’t have any understand of just what it would be like.” She had already consulted one of the UK’s most powerful agents and publicists.
Oh, and she’d Googled him too.
And he really did propose in Botswana. OMG, what an idiot.
They bonded over a “shared love” of conservation. WTF?????? Her conservation resume was one gorilla in Rwanda.
LOL, Harry fell head over heels for a calculated user who faked her love of elephants. OMG, this boy is such an idiot.
But Meghan was so sure of this that she turned into a bitch right after she met Harry. I am dying here. DYING.
She went full on diva right away.
Oh, the KP staff must be having a ball with this one. No wonder everyone decided to quit at once.
She also decided to quit her career IN OCTOBER.
No wonder Kruger Cowne put out that weird “it is up to KP to confirm” language. LOLOLOLOL.
She completely ghosted the agent and now talks only though lawyers.
Gina totally confirms the ghosting.
And she also confirms the “fauxmanitarian” makeover. She “wanted to be recognized as a humanitarian” and Kruger Cowne found her all the events. LOLOLOL.
Holy crap. Well, I can’t wait until Meghan decides to “move on” from Harry. Don’t worry, “Haz,” Andrew Morton will be there for when you decide to reveal all, just like every single person who has ever had any contact with Meghan.
I had a very smart anon saying that it was likely because she was in the entertainment industry and Chels, Cress and Kate weren’t. There’s only so much dirt you can dig up on relatively normal girls who went to uni and lived with their parents. Even with that, Chelsy was portrayed as a wild party girl and her dad’s past business dealings were scrutinized. Likewise, Cress’ mom’s love life was all over the papers. They were all followed by paps with their “partying” and socializing ending up on all papers.
I would say that Meghan has had a far easier time than Chelsy or Cress. In many ways, Chelsy and Cress caught more flack but comparatively harmless transgressions.
Chelsy’s name was supposedly too tacky for the BRG. Now we are told Megan-with-and-H is perfect. Cress was sharply criticized for “licking” an elephant tusk on someone’s IG. Now we are being told that fake blow-jobs and coke-snorting is A-OK. Chelsy was criticized for dressing badly and having wind-blown hair. Meghan’s clothes fit even worse than Chelsy’s and her hair is twice the mess and people are screaming “fashion icon.” Chelsy’s dad was considered a shady character because he survived the Mugabe regime. Meghan’s dad is an “adorably shy recluse” because he is in Mexico for reasons no one can explain. Kate was lambasted for wearing a see-through dress OVER a bandeau bikini IN A CHARITY FASHION SHOW. Meghan has taken her clothes so many times I can’t even count them, and it’s totes fine. Kate was criticized for not being confirmed until right before the wedding. Meghan wasn’t even baptized. Kate was criticized for Uncle Gary’s antics. LOL, look at Meghan’s entire family. Carole was criticized for saying “toilet” or something like that, which meant she was low class. LOLOLOL, look at Meghan’s redneck relatives. James and Pippa were flayed for their business failures. Check out the motley Markles who have spent most of this “romance” scrounging for bail money and whose main business right now is selling pics and stories to the DM. Cress’ family was supposedly dysfunctional because her mom was divorced and re-married many times and this meant she didn’t have a stable enough background for Harry. Meghan not only comes from a divorced family, but she is divorced herself. Heck, Carole was widely mocked for being an air stewardess and Doria was also an air stewardess and hardly anyone mentions it. Kate was criticized for getting Audi and Issa freebies. LOLOLOLOL on Meghan’s many, many sponsorships. Cress was papping herself with teaching booklets because dance wasn’t considered a suitable profession for a Duchess-to-be. Now Meghan’s Deal or No Deal stint is considered borderline heroic.
So Meghan has had a much easier time, I think. Even her nudes got swept under the rug because she claimed they were fake, Will and Kate should have tried that in France. “Sorry, but you got the wrong peeps. It’s just another brunette and her balding boyfriend.”
A lot of the Kate/Chelsy/Cress “scandals” were the press clutching pearls over small stuff. With Meghan there is less pearl clutching and there is a LOT MORE shady stuff.
This is partly, because she was in a pretty shady business, as were her parents. Then she has her crazy family. She also ditched a lot of people, so now everyone has an incentive to talk. Carole, on the other hand, kept everyone close and hardly anyone rats on the Middletons. Meghan even ditched her Suits colleagues, which is pretty amazing.
But part of it is just that she is batshit crazy. The Diana stuff is just plain surreal, and people glossing over it because “everyone loved Diana” is bizarre. I can’t even imagine the coverage if Jessica Hay had come out saying that Kate kept a copy of Morton’s book on her nightstand, modeled herself after Will’s mom, and even bought her watch. The tabs would have had a party with that.
That’s why we’re a couple of weeks away from the wedding and there is still crap coming out. There’s so much dirt and scheming and general weirdness out there that the DM didn’t even check out the “The Secret” church, and her blogs are only now uncovering that all of that crap jewelry she “hinted” was a present from Harry was actually Jess’ product placements.
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