Blind Item #15It is all fluff pieces from the tabloids about the alliterate former actress turned world celebrity. Never once do they write about the huge list of demands she has for every appearance, and look out if those demands are not met. No one behind the scenes who has encountered her on this trip has really anything nice to say about her. The person in front of the camera is not the same as the one when it is turned off. All you have to do is look at how miserable everyone else looks.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Whelp.

The problem with the Meghan sugars is there all young and not royalist they don’t know what royal protocol is they can’t see she’s doing anything wrong. Harry and Meghan are celebrities to them just like Kardashian’s. Meghan has established her own brand and her own following this is not what the family is about. I feel for Will and Kate bc they are going to have to fix this mess in years to come.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, they wanted a royal Kylie Jenner and the got it.

PR anon. Hi! This is a typical celeb scam. Staged affairs, marriages even pregnancies are normal in that world. If you did a good search you’d see Megsy is making cash from this pregnancy. The Nanny article – that “Nanny” would have paid to use Megsy’s name for her own pr. Meghan Mirror is selling maternity clothes and MM has a stake in that. Watch all the product promo that will occur around this so called pregnancy. She gets paid everytime.

PR anon again. She used the wedding the same way. Givenchy paid for the pr. Givenchy got millions in free advertising. The question is why is the BRF cooperating with her? They know. Did stupid Harry think he had a real possibility here and forced it? Probably. He is sure learning a lesson. Everything she does is scripted. And it is all for money. I am dubious on the pregnancy. We’ll see.

oh and (pr anon) she ’ll cancel events for drama. She can’t cancel much cause she has to display the garbage she is paid to wear. I’d bet there won’t be anymore cancellations. Don’t get distracted. The real show is her money making scam. And how the RF handles her. They will take a passive low risk approach they have all along. First wait for Harry to see his error. Second let her reveal what she is. Self destruct.




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Check out Emily Andrews’ Twitter regarding MM heading back to Fraser Island. As someone pointed out in the replies, MM has strapping around her ankle and what appears to be HUGE bruise on her calf, neither of which were there earlier in the week. Do you think her suddenly “taking a break” from engagement would have anything to do with this?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

These pics? I don’t know what happened.

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1054193026468331520

That might just be a shadow of her dress on her lower leg.

Hey Plant, I need to say something. There is a higher rate of suicides in places like Dubbo in Australia and people are not talking about this because that STUPID STUPID STUPID tour is all about Meghan’s clothes, Meghan’s fake bump, Meghan’s fake hair. I couldn’t be more angry now. I am almost destroying my keybord while typing this. OH MY GOD. Sorry, just needed to get this out of my chest, if you don’t want to publish this it’s ok. Thanks!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

No, I agree this is problem. A lot of the issues and charities that they were supposedly trying to highlight have been buried under an avalanche of pda and baby coverage.

Do you think The Queen likes Markle?

No one really knows the answer to that except those really close to The Queen such as Philip, Charles, Anne, etc. 

But since Megs hasn’t been pictured next to The Queen since their engagement together months ago, I think it’s safe to guess probably not. There are no photos of Megs together with the Queen at Balmoral, unlike Kate. 

I mean, what’s to like? Megs can’t do a tour properly, unlike Kate. So I would go with no, The Queen probably doesn’t like Megs very much.

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royal-confessions:

“Meghan is barely showing right now. She could’ve waited at least a few more weeks before announcing her pregnancy.” – Submitted by Anonymous

“Meghan’s “bump” is literally nonexistent. They could have waited to announce, you can barely tell she’s pregnant in most of the pictures from Australia.” – Submitted by Anonymous

I think you’re right about Harry, he’s already looking manic (extreme happy/stressed/etc). Meg IMO being out of the spotlight would cause her more stress. It’s her drug. Taking it easy vs missing a chance to show off her many black/white/navy ensembles 🙄 this is why we’re getting “not feeling poorly” but missing engagements due to being tired. I think both will be strained on this tour, one resenting the other and all of this will fester in their gut, that’s usually where stress hits first.

She was all smiles from the moment they landed. She loves the spotlight.

I bet she’s already planning on bellycupping during the Remembrance event in London in a few weeks. Wearing her trademark black dress but now with bellycup hands.

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“It would be weird if she had a big bump.” Yes, some women actually lose weight at the beggining, like Kate.I don’t doubt, anymore, shes really pregnant, but its fun bc she always had a proeminent belly and now that shes desperate to push a baby bump she has looked flatter very often and sometimes even seems to have a waist.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I don’t doubt she’s pregnant. I just don’t think she’s showing much, so she has to push the belly out and wear loose clothing to maximize the bumplet.

It’s kind of hilarious when you think of it. She started advertising “the invisible bump” as soon as she could. I wonder how long it took for her to find that ruffle dress.

OMG, remember Jason Wu’s awkward face when he was asked about the pregnancy rumors? I bet the designers knew before the BRF knew.

Megs wants to flaunt her title, walk the red carpet, have the same pap flashes that A list celebs have, she’s petty enough to want all the attention, asking for solo events for the US Tour. This is what her ultimate dream was while trying to “make it” in Hollywood, her major movie role was in “Get Him to the Greek” (which I never saw lol) That’s it. So yeah, she’s going to try and get her way to get the US Tour. You think this tour is bad, the US tour will cause diabetes for all her sugars.

All the sugars would complain about Harry and Megs not visiting where they live!

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Hi brat, do you think she’ll have a mental breakdown like the other reader predicted? Because if it does happen I can see your separation belief after 10 months and miscarriage happening. I also think her and JM are going to have girl time whilst Harry is out shaking and hugging, I mean working.

I definitely think Megs and JM will be getting together. It’d be even better if the Australian press got pictures of it since, you know, Megs is supposed to be resting.

As for mental breakdown…too hard to say at this point. Harry looks like he’s going to have one first though. He’s got to carry this two-person tour basically by himself for the rest of the tour. He’s got to be even more stressed at this point and probably will be for the rest of the tour. No break for Harry until he gets to fly home on November 1st!

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anonymoushouseplantfan:

So patronages have been further postponed to new year now. Personally I don’t see a US tour for them, with focus on Commonwealth and Brexit, and trump and the debacle that they are doing in the ongoing tour, a US tour might literally cause an uproar.


Thanks for sending this in! I think Meghan will definitely do the US tour. She may even bring the baby along.

Why would the BRF and the UK Foreign Office want to send Harry ‘n Megs out on another tour? Given how terrible this tour is going, what would be the point?

We know Megs wants to go on tour to the US, but that’s because she’s expecting to do a tour in LA because William and Kate stopped there.

The tour has turned into a tabloid freak show. The Beckham’s bring their own family drama, The Mulroney gate crash the event. Dear old Thomas is still crying, Meghan still can’t brush her and Harry looks like hes been on a bender every night since the tour started. oh hey the mother in law where is she Oh she’s having nanny lesson’s bc she couldn’t look after own daughter according to Thomas. Just another day in the life of the Sussex’s.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s ALL drama, ALL the time. I have great admiration for the BP feed, which is heroically trying to focus on what little substance this tour has.

https://twitter.com/RoyalFamily

The KP feed is also doing a good job. If it weren’t for the endless drama, this would be a boring, but decent tour. The drama, however, is burying everything.

https://twitter.com/KensingtonRoyal

Got sugars messaging me saying this tour is the best ever because they have none stop press and Meghan works and puts charities first. Like i’m done what charities have they even visited does anyone know?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

The Bondi beach charity is the only one that has gotten any press at all, and that’s because they really put on a show. Flying Doc got a little press because of the childbirth demo, but got buried under banana bread news. Kudos to both charities for really trying to get their names out there.

I think that’s it. She met with the Kookaburra Kids yesterday, but that got buried under “pacing herself” news. The indigenous school got embargoed and no one paid any attention to it because of the banana bread. They had lunch at a place that also helps the indigenous, but I didn’t even catch the name, just the menu ingredients. The rest of the events were not charities, just “programs” at different places–Formula 1 something, inclusion whatever at the girls’ school she visited, and something about microgreens. There was so little attention paid to any of these events that I don’t even remember the names of the programs or much about what they did. Oh, wait, there was the rugby Girls Can program. I do remember that name, but mostly because it was so ironic in light of the fact that Meghan couldn’t throw that ball.

The sugars are desperately trying to spin her crap fashion into “seriousness” and “work focus,” but it’s ridiculous because the only thing Meghan is promoting is herself–her pregnancy (binders, comments, presents, belly-thrusting), her relationship (constantly escalating pda), her culinary skills (banana bread, food events), her celeb friends (Serena and Gillian Anderson clothes). You need a magnifying glass to even notice any of the charity work.

I have to say it is offensive to me to watch these two moronic attention whores play act their adolescent selves through memorial services. Remembrance seems very important even sacred to me as one who has family members who died in both the wars. Remembrance is a duty to remind us of the horror of war. And the idiot merches tacky clothes whilst laying the wreath. It is offensive. Better an honest Corbyn and republic than these fakes.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Emily Andrews was praising them for not making out during the memorial. LOLOLOL, the standards are so low for these two.

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1053466542262943744

Oops Plant to clarify I meant are we still confident of our suspicions of the Xanax popping prior to pregnancy announcement. For eg. 6 Sep Peace Gala engagement with the JWu bump illusion dress and the strange eyes. She would have been about 6 weeks+ then. And def known she was preggers. People having ivf (I was one) don’t forget to check, they’re peeing on sticks as soon as or even before the 2WW is up. I mean, reviewing the last couple of weeks, did she make any effort to conceal the smug?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, that makes more sense.

Submitted:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Daily Mail outfit total for first four days: £16,400

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6294575/Meghan-wears-16-000-worth-labels-5-000-bling-four-DAYS-royal-tour.html

Day 5: casual outfit alone is a few thousand, add the two designer dresses, hat, shoes, bag but don’t forget the earrings: at full price, we’re already at what £40k?

Her earrings today are C$22,000 full price (now 50% sale)

https://www.maisonbirks.com/en/birks-rosee-du-matin-cushion-cut-sapphire-and-double-diamond-halo-drop-earrings


lol Plant, why are you questioning the stupidity of wearing a coat over a caped dress? Have you forgotten who we’re talking about here? This is the woman who wore stilettos on a polished wood (gym) floor, wore all black to meet sick children, and who thought a mesh and feathered dress with strategic sequin placement was appropriate for a royal engagement photoshoot! She’s not the brightest bulb going around.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Good point.

One source tells me it isn’t that the duchess is feeling poorly, but they’re trying to ‘pace’ her given how many engagements are coming up. The couple are due to undertake 76 on the 16-day tour. It is unlikely Meghan will do many engagements on Fraser Island due to the terrain

anonymoushouseplantfan:

That makes sense because once she shows up for the tour knocked up, you have to adjust, but, man, this was horrible planning on their part. 

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1053812695970000896

And it’s not the first time they do this to the BRF. It’s the Kensington statement all over again.

right what did Meghan think was going happen ?! she’s 4mth pregnant and going around like the energiser bunny .her body is telling her now to slow the fuck down .

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

She thought she had the stamina. Uh….NO you dont sweetheart. She has freakishly thin legs and no muscle definition, so carrying a child will drain you faster than a normal 5’4 woman. She also doesn’t come off as the healthiest person despite what she said on her blog. I’m willing to bet her body has been telling her to slow the hell down since before the wedding, but she thinks she superwoman and has to prove people wrong. You cant do that crap when it involves another human being.

Oh, you can do that crap. It just catches up with you in different ways. 

I don’t think the change in the schedule has anything to do with the baby fatigue she looks remarkably energized no signs of fatigue. I think they are getting such bad feedback but Harry is still the star they are going to give him solo engagements to calm the waters. I guarantee there is panic among the staff and Harry dimwit. Damage control ASAP.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

There’s always panic when Thomas speaks to the press. It’s the one thing that rattles her.

i will be that bitch and say she is going to cancelled the boring stuff (ig games )and goes to the receptions and i bet she did bring one tiara , lots of bespoke clothes and lots of diana jewelry

anonymoushouseplantfan:

It’s another white jacket!!! I’m dying here.

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1053818302504620032

I’m with you anon. I’m not surprised she doesn’t want to attend IG events. She can’t make it about her as much. 

But god, in that picture above she’s beginning to look like Jess Mulroney!

Apparently going to the a luncheon would be exhausting, eating and meeting ppl. If anything she shouldn’t be going to Fiji & Tonga…but whatever. I work in with the public, I’ve had coworkers pregnant and working w/ the public, and I mean “WORK”. If all we did was dress up, shake hands and wave, all of us would love that job. I’m not buying it, she could wear one bloody outfit a day, like a normal “relatable” person, this is ridiculous. 🙄

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She’s still going to Fiji and Tonga. 

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anonymoushouseplantfan:

There is a reason royals don’t show PDA (along with them being old school and private about there lives) it draws attention away from the work. Every headline on this tour is about them touching each other or lovingly looking into each other’s eyes. What is a dubbo, what is there plight, what’s happening with there people. I don’t know because of BANANA BREAD. Your job is not to be cute. It’s to bring attention to things so people can help/support those issues. Your constant touching and cuddling under umbrellas is not modernizing the family or bringing them into the 21st century, it’s DISTRACTING! They need tot stop acting like teenagers in there first relationship and grow up. Your marriage is also a job it time you start doing it. Maybe if you would have stopped for 10 seconds to think about that before you got married you would have known it’s not the job you wanted. STEP UP, OR STEP OUT!


EXACTLY.