After watching that bellycupping video, I’ve realized we haven’t been giving her enough credit. Girl does have talent. She has to have some to be able to do her criss-cross-2 cats in a bag walk, while arching her back into an unnatural position, pushing her stomach muscles out as hard as can be without passing wind, belly cupping, and posing all while walking in stilettos.

When you consider that most belly cupping is either done standing or in the final months/trimester of the pregnancy, then you realize that video really is something else.

I’m not sure if you got my ask. I mentioned a USA Today video that’s on youtube. It’s about PH/M in NZ, titled “Duchess Meghan holds her baby bump during royal tour”. It’s one thing to see pictures, but it’s another to see it in action. I don’t know. Something about that video is truly disturbing. Like it’s straight out of a messiah-horror-apocalyptic movie scene. Or, like watching a woman slowly descend into madness, and she’s not interested in receiving help.

talkingtarot:

I saw. It was sooooo cringy to watch. I can’t believe that’s a duchess out there behaving like that. 

And for those who still haven’t seen it, here it is again:

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

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I’m waiting on the painted hands on the belly photos to be posted on the oh so private I don’t announce on social media nor do I like attention couple.

In NZ Harry looks miserable AF. He can’t keep the smile and happy-face going when he’s not supposed to, unlike Megs who grins 24/7. I don’t know if it’s the tour that’s exhausted him, or the prospect of going back home. Anyway, in NZ there are many more pictures of him looking downcast. I agree with you, I think she’s pregnant, but not as far along as she claims. Her thirst will want to keep her in the press, cupping her belly for 8 months and not 5. This will be the longest pregnancy in history

I remember noticing the disparity between their attitudes back in Fiji with these photos:

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Harry has got his serious face on along with everyone else except his wife, who has her smug face on. 

Perhaps the UK tabs will use Harry’s downcast, NZ photos for some of their tour articles whenever they start discussing her (and their?) behavior behind the scenes on the tour.

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keepingupwiththebananadrama:

impossiblefiregarden:

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

cryforharryenglandandsaintgeorge:

What a shame

Wtf

@keepingupwiththebananadrama lol according to the DM experts say its “optical illusion”

I saw that bullshit and it read like Rachel sent them word for word she wanted said. Givenchy added an optical illusion that looks like you’re wearing underwear? Fantastic, how nice of them to know she doesnt like wearing underwear.

I just watched her Feminist speech on BBC FB, she said a Maori greeting & the audience slowly gave their approval. It was funny to see her reaction because she was nervous & as Indigenous ppl, we have this way showing a sarcastic but still friendly expression (can’t type the sound lol) With that said she actually sound intelligent BUT then the cupping, hanging onto Harry & any credit goes out the window. 🙄🤦‍♀️ what’s Interesting is the comments which are usually sugary have turned. 🤭😂

I haven’t watched all of that speech. I’ve only seen clips. I’m sure that speech was mostly written by staff. Her delivering a pre-set text should be easy for her because it was basically her job. Unfortunately those clips I saw didn’t show the audience. 

I’m so glad this tour is over with today because these two suck at their jobs. Royally. 

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I think something was said to PH/MM because when they did an official visit there was no hand holding, or baby cupping, actually a professional visit. But then the last 2 events she cupping the baby like it’s weighing her down and won’t let go of him while he’s trying to hold an umbrella. This woman is really not normal.

These two dunderheads are stupid beyond belief with their manners. There is actually an article about why Megs has her hands in her pockets.

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She’s supposed to be greeting people, yet she keeps her hands in her pockets and makes her husband do all the work of interacting with the plebes. 

When they are walking in the rain, Harry is holding the umbrella with his left hand, and Megs is holding on to said left hand. It looks awkward AF. And he looks miserable. And she looks up at him and strokes his hand. It’s remind me of Skips wedding in Jamaica where he was upset and she was trying to placate him. Same thing is happening in NZ.

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Maybe.

I love these photos of fragile grandmother royal. I wonder if she digs her nails in when she’s angry.

So, did the press all bail on the hot mess down under. What a disaster overall I would say. The worst is handing out leftover food. Why not buy them some or better yet bake some, LOL! What a clown she is. Is anyone really buying her BS. they smile and perform for the cameras and then you catch him looking miserable. She is awful. I knew it but every appearance confirms my instincts about her bat shit crazy. WOW. He is immature and needs help, seriously.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

That was a very Marie Antoinette moment.

Why are the crowds waiting for them in New Zealand so small? it seems so quiet ever since they left Australia.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I love how the reporters are really trying to make the crowd seem big and loud.

https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/1056394031125671936

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1056396526862376962

And then there’s this:

Meghan has no clue what any of these events mean. It’s just one big press tour for her.

what she is wearing (open coat and ankle boots) is absolutely fine, for a starbucks run, going to the movies, shopping, etc. not to represent one of the most formal families in the world. she just has no idea. H looks completely lost and miserable. it’s too late now, Harry!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Club Monaco merch! But at least she wore the Outland jeans, which is great.

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1056658974081273856