royal-confessions:

“So the down to earth one of us Royals is exempt from criticism. The Harry of the private jet to hunt animals but is not privileged and just a common man. Who dated actresses and models, and only the well off. What a lot of garbage. He needs to get a job. He is only a spare who is sliding further down the pole. Somehow it will be Williams or anybody elses fault. Cant wait for his next speech about not killing animals.“ – Submitted by Anonymous

If Harry says she’s the woman he loves and you are privy to that kind of info, which I believe you are, ANY elaboration on WHY he loves her??????

nycrealroyal:

mapleleaf2lipstick:

impossiblefiregarden:

nycrealroyal:

I’m gonna describe how his face looks. His eyes get teary, his speech get soft. You can feel that he loves her, almost sense.

@nycrealroyal Yup, its the sex.

it is called stockholm syndrome,depression,anxiety,ptsd brought on by a narcississ who has been mind poisoning him.look up narcississm again.anyone who is weak mentally emotionally falls for someone who pretends to be their friend.ever hear of emotional vampires/markle?

True. Pretty much that. Someone tried to mention it, but was cut off.

This started out funny to me, the c list wanna be finding her ticket to fame, but now I see Meghan and her commoner fiancée could actually do some damage.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I’m starting to wonder the same thing. It’s not so much her past at this point, but the fact that they are being so stupid about everything. I mean, when you get caught in a lie that the DM HAS TAPES ABOUT…. It boggles the mind.

And they are going to go on an all out humanitarian/mental health/diplomacy drive now…and they couldn’t even smooth over her family’s drama, tend to her father’s mental health, or help her relatives. Plus the homeless brouhaha in Windsor. Jeez, talk about charity begins at home.

nycrealroyal:

Just to make YOUR life miserable, more than it already is..

Harry isn’t backing down!

Last time, I don’t work for wighoe and never did! She doesn’t gave money to pay us. So drop this pathetic allegation! It’s ridiculous.

But don’t you wish CelebJihad would release the sex tape tomorrow @nycrealroyal ? Wouldn’t it make your work day more enjoyable? 😜

it may be nasty but:  I would like some of the dirt on them before the wedding = collapse of the audiance and some of the dirt on them after the wedding to see the face = we have to face the cameras ….

I’m still hoping the Daily Mail will publish video of Megs doing laps in front of their offices hoping to get papped.

I have no doubt the sex tape will be released before the wedding, supposedly on Friday. I would prefer they publish it earlier since FA Cup final is on Saturday. It’ll get lost in the mix with football.

I’m floored that the British press are actually saying that the reason the DM came out with the photo scandal was because KP sent an IPSO warning to the tabs saying you can’t print the photos because of harassment. This was a warning shot to KP. Back off with the IPSO BS or we will publicly call you out next. I’m thinking Harry is too dumb to see that though. I hope H and M mess up really bad soon and they unleash on everything, including the statement.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

Here’s my suggestion for Harry’s future loves. 1. Date someone who isn’t too exciting. You be the crazy one. You can teach her sex techniques and whatever you need. 2. Date someone from a stable family with a stable educational and work background. 3. Date publicly and consistently for more than a year while living in the same town. No long distance. 4. Date someone who likes and who your friends/family like. Fortunately for you, their bar for you has lowered considerably.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

Fleetstreetfox is interesting but is acting as if the manipulation comes from William or Harry. But why would William be involved in this mess? It’s Harry’s father in law and Meghan’s father. They’re the one who were responsible of him, not William. If they really wanted to help him or stop him, they could have.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

True.

Unfortunately for William, he and Harry currently share a press office. Can’t help but wonder how long that will last.

I see you got to fleetstreetfox twitter just as I was about to mention it. Lol. He/she makes a good point in one of the tweets…”the only possible reason to demand the photos not to be used while failing to protect Tom is to deny him any possible earnings”… that’s just cold. I also don’t understand why some people are “poor Tom”, the guy spent his career in Hollywood, he knows a thing or two cos he’s seen a thing or two.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh. I didn’t know he had a Twitter. Thanks for the tip!

Do you still think the marriage is going to be postponed? I’ve lost all hope.Harry is an idiot and he’s still wearing the pink glasses and he’s not seeing reality,he’s blaming the press for this mess..

We shall see. Honestly, there’s a part of me that wants Harry to suffer publicly for everything he’s done (all his pr stunts and games) to his family. This kid just does not seem to care about those who have helped and cared for him his entire life. William doesn’t play games with the press at this level. I can understand why his dad is done playing his games and may punish him publicly depending on how stupid Harry gets with his future stunts.

Harry having to marry Meghan would be the perfect punishment for all his pr-game crimes. But I suspect Harry’s luck will save him in the end. So, we shall see how this week goes…

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nycrealroyal:

A lot going on behind walls

1- My lovely source (one of them) just learned the hard way, don’t lie to me!

Doria supposed to be here for at least 10 days as off today (May, 15th), hence she would need to learn a few protocols, get to know Harry and even England!

The point is her wighoe daughter failed to fly her mom from US to UK, “Because she got a lot going on in her mind. She is totally distressed and hurt” (sic).

Daily Mail is pissed off at ‘No pants Harry’ and his complaints. So, expect more today coming from all sides just like yesterday. Also expect the poor-harry-and-meghan articles.

Obs. I wrote ‘sic’ not ‘sick’.

Obs2. It’s going to be a long day and week. I can’t stand this lovely person, she is such a human being that truly do deserve a Nobel, the scam Nobel!

Obs3. If I want, I will not release more info…and for YOU, just like at IG, I don’t own you any sort of pics, proofs, receipts or nothing, actually, to none of you. You don’t pay my bills!

Obs4. I won’t be answering any asks during these days, but will be every moment that can be releasing info on here (if the info is public interest, in another words, if it isn’t privileged information).

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA!!! Sounds like Doria isn’t even going to be there for the wedding. Megs is ghosting HER MOM!!

No wonder her mom was photographed yesterday in LA.

Dear man child; Just call it off please. It is getting embrassing for 33-year- old grown man. Please not used di card. It is getting boring after using pretty much everything. It happened 20 years ago for god sake. Grow up you are not 12 year-old boy. Take responsibility for your actions. ENOUGH ALREADY.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

THIS.

I can’t believe he’s pulling the Mummy card because Meghan has mishandled her family. This is no one fault’s but theirs.

He’s been using the Mummy card for 10+ years. Old habits die hard…

People always say Charles is the last person who should tell Harry he cant marry who he wants or give marriage advice HOWEVER Charles is probably one of the people Harry SHOULD listen to as Papa is trying to help Harry avoid the shit he & his momma went through.

Yup! Charles understands way more than most people give him credit for. His problem is that he has a son that is still acting like a teenage boy who thinks he can do anything and get away with it.

Meghan Markle’s half-sister admits to arranging staged paparazzi shots of their father at internet cafe

anonymoushouseplantfan:

According to Lainey, Harry now blames the tabloids for giving Meghan’s “rogue family” a “platform.” 

LOL, he’s not “digging his heels in even deeper.” He’s digging his own grave.

Lainey must love getting email updates from Megs when she’s at Kensington Palace.

Meghan Markle’s half-sister admits to arranging staged paparazzi shots of their father at internet cafe

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Summary for readers who are too tired to watch the video.

So the medium is really trying to be nice with this good couple the more she draws the cards the more she sees this marriage is not going to work. Trouble in paradise in the coming days …. The next three months will be very chaotic for them …

Harry has a stubborn and very boyish fighting spirit but he is very vulnerable .. a lot of sex with Meghan new horizons with (I’ll let you understand)

Meghan Bah is Meghan glory money strong personality. She runs after an illusion. The wedding is going to bury Meghan … the RF will borrow. Dream of glory that collapses for her.

Harry disappointed realize that this will never work.

Cancellation or divorce ?! fast yes.


Thanks for sending this in!

Submitted: Instrument of Consent : Epilogue

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Her most Gloriously Gloating Instrument of Consent-anon was this day pleased to return to this most delightful document fuckery.

And lol, alack[!], I’m all gloated-out as those giddy adjective emotions were spent back in March. Thanks for remembering the submission though!

HOWEVER… there is always sweet, tickling fresh fuckery to be had in this low-rent affair. Now the Instrument of Consent has been finished off on vellum and – per the 11th of March – revealed to the public. And guess what? *delicious side-eye* The right side with Meg’s symbols do not disappoint. Want to have a nice and close looksee? -Yah? -Yah? Behold the Instrument of Fuckery in high-res glory! >>>

https://www.royal.uk/sites/default/files/media/11.jpg

*childish squee of sheer delight*

Guys; she chose the Cali Poppy [!] and ripped the olive branch clean off the claws of the Bald Eagle from the Great Seal of the United States and made it hers! THOSE ARE HER AMERICAN ATTRIBUTES. I shit thee not.

For the rest, her transformation into the rightful Spencer/Windsor/Royal she was originally born to be is nearing completion. Oh this is so scrumptious I just can’t… But I will!

So, she copies the motherloving TUDOR ROSE! -Symbol of England (see Harry’s side: Tudor Rose: England, Thistle: Scotland, Shamrock: N.Ireland). -And does so with the remark that the rose is also the national flower of the Unites States. *descends into cascades of snorting* What in the name of freshly baked fuckery? A rose, A rose, is the national flower of the U.S. Not the freaking Tudor rose (which has an entirely different combination of flowers and history altogether)!

But sure, nice slight of hand there Megs. Your hustle is so epic, it transcends national emblems, symbols and history. Not even Kate went all out to appropriate the Tudorfrickinrose. And she was born an actual British subject. I mean… Yah.

Moving on: this probably gave her one heck of an orgasm – Harry’s Spencer Label with three escallops. I had a good cackle when that anon sent in something about a psychic in 2014 saying that Harry’s wife would have escallop-lace pattern all over. Foreboding! LOL I am now almost 80% convinced Meg will escallop herself to hell with the wedding dress and be the Spencerest Spencer that ever was!

And of course, the Welsh leek as she’s marrying an offspring of the Prince of Wales. That’s not much of a choice. The leek is essentially Harry. Heh. Hah. Hahaha. Okay. William was a leek too, but at least his was girdled with his Order of the Garter belt and the word “leek” had no connotation with “leak”. Not to mention “layers”. I also love how Meghan’s “leek” has its roots clinically cut off. (Look at Kate’s leek… Boy that sounded naughty.) LOL. An infertile/spayed leek!

And funny detail: right underneath is the Commonwealth symbol. Y’know – where they’ll be banished and inflicted upon the poor unsuspecting subjects, thereby inspiring them onto the road of Republicanism.

Just for a breath of beautiful contrast, here’s Will and Kate’s Instrument of Consent >>>

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/5aac3b5e7708e9281f2eb85b-1000/instrument%20of%20consent%20prince%20william%20kate%20middleton.jpg

No fuss. No muss. I appreciate this so, so, much more now. Personally, I also find the calligraphy on this one more clear and well-written.

Just look at the ridiculous medieval harking of the Harkle Instrument of Fuckery vs. this one. It’s like everything from their assembling the peasants to gawp at them, calling in minstrels to perform for them at a Medieval castle, Snatching babes from the arms of their mothers to be hugged by a nudie-actress… everything right down to their Instrument is like a joke 1960s Technicolor bright tights version the Monarchy. I’m just waiting on Robin Hood and his band of Merrie Men to pop up at the wedding now.


Thanks for sending this in. And thanks for the March analysis. That was spot on!

I don’t follow why you write that the PoW is capable of doing anything to secure his ascention to the throne. Are you implying that having H marry M ensures that? If he was trying to get the people of color support, and using his son to do that, then he would get a respectable woman of color, not a ho. She and her family are gross.

nycrealroyal:

No. The opposite. Harry should be careful if he wants to keep his title and privilege.

So, basically Daddy is getting tired of picking up after Harry’s messes. Sounds about right given that the boy is in his 30s.

The way things are going H&M will atend the Flower show on the 21 and PC Guarden Party on the 22,to start new pr cycles and have press hype and pr sugar articles about them,because they’re sinking so fast it’s insane..

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, they need a major pr drive now.

However, I think these royal events are horrible choices for a rehab pr drive. They should go back to the small charities in Nottingham and Brighton and hug some minority kids. 

Fleet Street already has their knives out. They’re ready to feast. 

If I were Megs, I’d be hoping that something else is going to save her from the soon-to-be onslaught of all the things she thought couldn’t or wouldn’t be published. Releasing the menu ain’t going to stop it. Neither would a wedding.

Harry is the luckiest man on the planet. He does not do anything useful in appreciation for the privileges he has, he lives life as a pleb playboy with no responsibilities, shows the true colors and even after all there are still some who protect him and prefer to believe in conspiracy theories to have to admit that he is just a good actor. the joke ”Harry has a lot of respect for the monarchy” is the most iconic thing I’ve heard on tumblr during these months lol. I would like to be this guy.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

What do you think of london scoop?

motherofbulldogs:

nycrealroyal:

Very close to 100% accuracy. 😘

What is “London scoop”?

1) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/172330793046/london-scoop

2) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/172331121436/london-scoop

3) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/172335224226/london-scoop

4) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/172373566526/london-scoop

5) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/172374612161/london-scoop

6) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/172601704956/london-scoop

7) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/173591611841/london-scoop

8) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/173681668391/london-scoop

9) https://jerseydeanne.tumblr.com/post/173810650306/ls

Yea that 2014 reading is definitely not MM. MM is skinny like a twig & her dress is being made by R&R which are tacky af wedding dresses made w/ feathers

Yup. Not to mention that do the British have a blue military uniform? I can only recall seeing black and red at weddings. A blue sash I know I’ve seen before. But I’ve always assumed Harry will wear a black uniform since that’s what he wore at William’s wedding. 

But the bride has “an awe-like aura” and a “powerful presence.” No way is that Megs. She comes off as completely dull on screen. Gina Torres is a “powerful presence” but not Megs.

Plus, if the wedding happens this week, obviously Prince Philip will be there.

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I read a psychic reading about Harry’s bride from 2014 and it said: “Her train was longer than Kate’s. She had several little children following her. It didnt look like Westminster abbey. Harry wore blue military suit. Queen wear in sapphire blue and had flowers or feathers in the hat and kept flickering out like a candle. Philip wasnt there at all. Camilla wore a cream-like color. Charles and William were there. Kate wore light purple. Both her and William looked off.” 1/?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

“Flowers of white, cream and yellow fill the ceremony. St George is my bet on chapel he saw. The dress was all lace with long sleeves with dots in between two line of lace and shell-like shapes all over the dress. Her tiara was round. Her dress was very detailed lace all lace head to toe with scallops and not floral design it was unique with long lace sleeves and a dot with two lines on both sides at the end of the sleeves and not a very long train and veil overlapped train a good foot.” 2/?

Her boutique was just pure white roses and spurts of myrtle. He said she ha an awe-like aura and he felt her powerful presence. HE describe her as – brunette with medium length and dark eyes, shorter than him, fair complexion, small figures yet not too skinny. For him to have a detailed vision (which is rare for him) like it’s either going to happen soon like within the next five years and they’ll have 4 kids.“ Wonder how accurate this will end up being?


Thanks for sending this in. Very interesting.

She’s marginally more popular than Charles. Charles!! One of the most disliked people in Britain LOL around the wedding should be the height of her popularity instead she’s pulled Harry below William YOU KNOW Harry knows this YOU KNOW Harry thought he and MM would outshine the Cambridges I am cackling I now truly believe in karma. Harry is now the thin, balding brother with no balls and William is the endearing dorky dad who loves motorbikes. insert gif: how the turn tables LOL

anonymoushouseplantfan:

And they threw everything they had at it–Sandringham, queen meets, baptism forum with Kate, Will kissing her. They’ve done everything they possibly can to make her popular.

And Megs will NEVER be popular!

the irony gif tho. LOL! The pic with that don’t be an actress article is one of her worst acting mugs on the meet her tour. LMAO!!!! Plant, is this not a disaster? Will and Kate was excitement even tho I did not watch, this is a come see the train wreck live. Her dad is just like her, thirsty af. Im sorry but Harry has to be reeling, he can’t be this dumb.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

BUT HE IS THIS DUMB!!!!

I’m sorry, I don’t meant to be rude, but I simply CANNOT believe that the wedding is one week away and Tom and Doria are in California doing a little paparazzi telenovela for the UK tabs. WTH is wrong with these people?

They are nuts. Totally nuts. And the press is acting like this is a serious ceremony and like these two are rational grown-up who respect the monarchy and the position and privileges that Harry was born into.

it is not. They are not. This is a joke. This is two immature idiots who post spooning bananas and buy $75k dresses for their dream Calvin Klein commercial reenactments and don’t give a shit about the country, or the monarchy, or anything. 

How is she getting PH to buy her stuff? Isn’t his money protected in a Trust? I think many assumptions we have made about the BRF were wrong. Is PH money and inheritance from Diana protected? Or will Megs run off with half after the divorce?

nycrealroyal:

How is she getting PH to buy her stuff? -> emotional intelligence. He received the rest of Diana’s heritage when he turned 30. Maybe he created a trust, maybe he didn’t. These type of information cannot be shared, even if I knew. Not me. See previous answer. No. They signed a NDA. The royals cannot sign a prenunp or they will expose all their money and that can be trouble. They cannot sign a contract, with parts, object and finality. Why? Because it will expose their fortune. That’s why they sign a NDA. Get it? 😘