Tag: Prince William

I don’t agree with the anon who said Charles needs Harry. Charles needs William & his family to be the stabilizing force for the future of the Monarchy. To prevent a PR disaster, H&M will slowly be phased out of the ‘main’ RF & will pop up on occasions like Sandrigham & Trooping. And that’s when M will leave so that she can sell her stories & make money. I suspect though Will might be PH saving grace in the long run.

Will always has to save Harry’s ass for some reason. Harry needs to marry someone who’s going to save his ass not sell out his ass.

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Will got so lucky with Kate he literally married a woman crazy in love with him. Kate wanted a posh life. Babies to dress in Victorian ghost children clothes, an aristo husband and a doggy. Meghan wants fame and adoration, husbands, dogs and babies are just a means to an end to her. Harry has tried to screw over his family but in the end the only person he is screwing is himself while Will keeps winning with his discreet wife and new dorky lad dad image.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

“Babies to dress in Victorian ghost children clothes….” OMG, I’m dying. I love Kate, but this is so accurate, it hurts.

This is so random but I need to tell someone lol A couple of years ago William and Harry were waiting for Charles. When he arrived Charles kissed Harry first. The Harry sugars went crazy saying Charles is closest to Harry and likes him better because protocol said William is said hello to first, In hindsight Charles must have been very aware of Harry’s William insecurities and was trying to soothe his second son. does any of what I just said make sense lol. I’m a recovering Harry sugar

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Harry is the loose cannon. William isn’t.

Remember when everybody was shading Kate, calling her Waity Kaity because it took them a decade to get engaged? How the public was slowly warmed to the idea that this girl may have had cray relatives (uncle gary lol) but Will still took his time to get to know EVERYONE and everybody got invited to the wedding? And despite British media trying to get dirt on Kate they didnt even have a proper recording of her voice in the 10 years she was Will’s gf? Did H not take notes? What a dolt.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

He STILL hasn’t met her dad.

Harry looked happy on the way back. I can’t wait for circus to be over

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Given Will and Kate’s faces and Harry and Meghan’s expressions I think talking to the lovebirds must be like talking to the stupidest sugars in the world. 

Will and Kate: “Look, this is a mess and we look awful.” 

Harry & Meghan: “Oh no, we just look relatable and everyone has crazy family members and it’s perfectly normal to not meet the in laws at all and desert your sick dad in Mexico so we’ll just leak some crap stories to Emily and Mio and everything will be fine. Look at the new earrings Birks sent me, aren’t they gorge?” 

Will and Kate: *deep sigh*

But the thing is Meghan is dividing Harry’s family she’s doing exactly the same as she did to her own family. By the time Meghan is done he won’t have a family left. She just gets rid of people. Charles and William will be the only ones. She destroyed her own family now she’s going to do it with his. Not even Diana did that.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

I wonder if Charles & William will ever forgive Harry for this disaster. The way it’s going down I can certainly see Charles as not willing to forgive. And he’s the one who has the money. Dum-dum Megs is too stupid pissing off the one with all the money.

Fleetstreetfox is interesting but is acting as if the manipulation comes from William or Harry. But why would William be involved in this mess? It’s Harry’s father in law and Meghan’s father. They’re the one who were responsible of him, not William. If they really wanted to help him or stop him, they could have.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

True.

Unfortunately for William, he and Harry currently share a press office. Can’t help but wonder how long that will last.

Can you just imagine what the RF is doing as this whole thing unfolds? They must be mortified. The Queen has spent her whole life building respect for the monarchy. She’s married to duty. And this is where we’re at. I feel sorry for her. And for Phillip. And for William and Kate. They’re respectable and have been rebuilding the royal family’s image after the Di/Charles & Andrew/Fergie days. This must be infuriating.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

Submitted: Instrument of Consent : Epilogue

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Her most Gloriously Gloating Instrument of Consent-anon was this day pleased to return to this most delightful document fuckery.

And lol, alack[!], I’m all gloated-out as those giddy adjective emotions were spent back in March. Thanks for remembering the submission though!

HOWEVER… there is always sweet, tickling fresh fuckery to be had in this low-rent affair. Now the Instrument of Consent has been finished off on vellum and – per the 11th of March – revealed to the public. And guess what? *delicious side-eye* The right side with Meg’s symbols do not disappoint. Want to have a nice and close looksee? -Yah? -Yah? Behold the Instrument of Fuckery in high-res glory! >>>

https://www.royal.uk/sites/default/files/media/11.jpg

*childish squee of sheer delight*

Guys; she chose the Cali Poppy [!] and ripped the olive branch clean off the claws of the Bald Eagle from the Great Seal of the United States and made it hers! THOSE ARE HER AMERICAN ATTRIBUTES. I shit thee not.

For the rest, her transformation into the rightful Spencer/Windsor/Royal she was originally born to be is nearing completion. Oh this is so scrumptious I just can’t… But I will!

So, she copies the motherloving TUDOR ROSE! -Symbol of England (see Harry’s side: Tudor Rose: England, Thistle: Scotland, Shamrock: N.Ireland). -And does so with the remark that the rose is also the national flower of the Unites States. *descends into cascades of snorting* What in the name of freshly baked fuckery? A rose, A rose, is the national flower of the U.S. Not the freaking Tudor rose (which has an entirely different combination of flowers and history altogether)!

But sure, nice slight of hand there Megs. Your hustle is so epic, it transcends national emblems, symbols and history. Not even Kate went all out to appropriate the Tudorfrickinrose. And she was born an actual British subject. I mean… Yah.

Moving on: this probably gave her one heck of an orgasm – Harry’s Spencer Label with three escallops. I had a good cackle when that anon sent in something about a psychic in 2014 saying that Harry’s wife would have escallop-lace pattern all over. Foreboding! LOL I am now almost 80% convinced Meg will escallop herself to hell with the wedding dress and be the Spencerest Spencer that ever was!

And of course, the Welsh leek as she’s marrying an offspring of the Prince of Wales. That’s not much of a choice. The leek is essentially Harry. Heh. Hah. Hahaha. Okay. William was a leek too, but at least his was girdled with his Order of the Garter belt and the word “leek” had no connotation with “leak”. Not to mention “layers”. I also love how Meghan’s “leek” has its roots clinically cut off. (Look at Kate’s leek… Boy that sounded naughty.) LOL. An infertile/spayed leek!

And funny detail: right underneath is the Commonwealth symbol. Y’know – where they’ll be banished and inflicted upon the poor unsuspecting subjects, thereby inspiring them onto the road of Republicanism.

Just for a breath of beautiful contrast, here’s Will and Kate’s Instrument of Consent >>>

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/5aac3b5e7708e9281f2eb85b-1000/instrument%20of%20consent%20prince%20william%20kate%20middleton.jpg

No fuss. No muss. I appreciate this so, so, much more now. Personally, I also find the calligraphy on this one more clear and well-written.

Just look at the ridiculous medieval harking of the Harkle Instrument of Fuckery vs. this one. It’s like everything from their assembling the peasants to gawp at them, calling in minstrels to perform for them at a Medieval castle, Snatching babes from the arms of their mothers to be hugged by a nudie-actress… everything right down to their Instrument is like a joke 1960s Technicolor bright tights version the Monarchy. I’m just waiting on Robin Hood and his band of Merrie Men to pop up at the wedding now.

Thanks for sending this in. And thanks for the March analysis. That was spot on!

Honestly that anon had a good point about ensuring the stability of a family. Consider how awful charles’ and diana’s relationship was, and that charles is pretty odd himself, even by upper class/royal standards, most likely because he had a messed upbringing. The fact that Will grew up in that and turned out pretty normal and well adjusted is pretty much a semi miracle. Harry, well, we’ve seen his antics now and over the years. He turned out less so.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Oh, yes, very good point.

I loved the gushing article about Kate. It’s clear we’re not the only ones who are appreciating Kate more. Just echoing what the other anon said, I think the Queen was very conscious to let W&K have a “normal” married life as newlyweds. It’s a smart move. That way they have a firm foundation as a family before he has to be King. I imagine the Queen wishes she’d had more family time before her father died. So she probably loves the Wills has been able to have that. I think it’s a smart move.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

Say what you will, but Wills is a pretty good judge of character. In 2011, we all thought he was being a bit of a twat for not inviting Dave. But now the truth about Dave came out and W was right. Same w MM. He always look like he is very wary of her and for good reason.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, which is why I still have no clue how Meghan got approved. Everyone was piling on Will because Dave was supposedly the love of Bea’s life and then he has proven to be a user. Yes, I know, race card and all.

Totally just hit me… there’s gonna be another christening!!!!!💕💕 there’s more Princess Charlotte sass for the public soon . Yay

duchessofostergotlands:

We got some of my favourite Georgie moments at Charlotte’s christening so I hope they have the christening at Sandringham again so we can see more!

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That last one was when we heard the first word he said in public: “wait” because he was worried about the rest of the family catching up with them. 

Duke of Cambridge leaves Lindo Wing after royal baby birth – Daily Mail

Prince William brings George and Charlotte to meet royal baby brother – Daily Mail

Duke and Duchess of Cambridge present new royal baby boy – Daily Mail

Prince William and Kate drive home from hospital with third baby – Daily Mail

(Source: :///)

killiamkween:

Prince William escorting Prince George and Princess Charlotte into the Lindo Wing to meet their new little brother ♡♡

George is going to be a tall kid. Just look at how tall he is given he’s not even five yet. William is 6′3″ and little George is already up to his waist.

addictedtoroyals:

Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, pose for photographers with their newborn baby boy outside the Lindo Wing of St Mary’s Hospital on April 23, 2018 in London, England. The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge’s third child was born this morning at 11:01, weighing 8lbs 7oz.

As someone who’s joined the royal fandom very recently, what was the mood like when will and Kate were getting married? Was everyone excited? Cause even though this wedding is in the media a lot, it seems like no one cares. Did will and Kate’s wedding have a lot of hype? Or was it very low key like this one? Or is Meghan and Harry’s wedding bigger in the uk than everywhere else?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

There was a surprising amount of excitement for Will and Kate’s wedding. We had a couple of posts discussing it some time ago.

https://anonymoushouseplantfan.tumblr.com/post/169705523851/hope-you-can-see-the-picture-not-quite-sure-how

https://anonymoushouseplantfan.tumblr.com/post/169747500361/submitted

I posted that BBC article about the Welsh street party permits. Harry and Meghan have 15 so far. 

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-43782721

Will and Kate had 200 in Wales and 4000 across Britain.

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-13046196

And the government has even urged local councils to waive the street party fees so people can celebrate the 2018 nuptials AND the FA Cup.. 

https://news.sky.com/story/royal-wedding-councils-urged-to-help-street-parties-by-waiving-road-closure-fees-11256160

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/prince-harry-meghan-markle-royal-14305466