I don’t think the royal family thinks they have much of a choice at this point. There are plenty of people world-wide–particularly in the US–that see nothing wrong with all of H&M’s famewhoring. If they put a stop to the wedding, then they know that they would get more flack from the public about stopping the wedding. It’s only those royal watchers who pay close attention to detail and aren’t stanning Harry & Megs that think this shit show needs to be stopped.
Well, I don’t care how they explain it, but it’s not Meghan’s dog. It’s the Queen’s dog. She has two dorgis that she adopted from other people.
Megs just had the Daily Mail refer to it as her dog because Megs needs to divert all the attention away from none of her family being there except for her mother.
She will attend. The crisis is too big for her to not attend. Maybe, still not confirmed, Prince Philip will also attend (he got bad days and good days).
It’s got to kill Prince Philip to see this shit show going on considering his family was exiled from Greece. He knows far more than Harry and Megs that royals can lose their privilege.
It’s for the sun. Like a parasol. Sophie doesn’t have one as her hat blocks the sun but Andrew and Edward don’t have hats and the Queen seems to have temporarily become a vampire
The first appearance of Prince Charles: Prince Philip, with Princess Margaret beside him, Princess Elizabeth (Queen Elizabeth II) holding Prince Charles, with nurse
Her most Gloriously Gloating Instrument of Consent-anon was this day pleased to return to this most delightful document fuckery.
And lol, alack[!], I’m all gloated-out as those giddy adjective emotions were spent back in March. Thanks for remembering the submission though!
HOWEVER… there is always sweet, tickling fresh fuckery to be had in this low-rent affair. Now the Instrument of Consent has been finished off on vellum and – per the 11th of March – revealed to the public. And guess what? *delicious side-eye* The right side with Meg’s symbols do not disappoint. Want to have a nice and close looksee? -Yah? -Yah? Behold the Instrument of Fuckery in high-res glory! >>>
*childish squee of sheer delight*
Guys; she chose the Cali Poppy [!] and ripped the olive branch clean off the claws of the Bald Eagle from the Great Seal of the United States and made it hers! THOSE ARE HER AMERICAN ATTRIBUTES. I shit thee not.
For the rest, her transformation into the rightful Spencer/Windsor/Royal she was originally born to be is nearing completion. Oh this is so scrumptious I just can’t… But I will!
So, she copies the motherloving TUDOR ROSE! -Symbol of England (see Harry’s side: Tudor Rose: England, Thistle: Scotland, Shamrock: N.Ireland). -And does so with the remark that the rose is also the national flower of the Unites States. *descends into cascades of snorting* What in the name of freshly baked fuckery? A rose, A rose, is the national flower of the U.S. Not the freaking Tudor rose (which has an entirely different combination of flowers and history altogether)!
But sure, nice slight of hand there Megs. Your hustle is so epic, it transcends national emblems, symbols and history. Not even Kate went all out to appropriate the Tudorfrickinrose. And she was born an actual British subject. I mean… Yah.
Moving on: this probably gave her one heck of an orgasm – Harry’s Spencer Label with three escallops. I had a good cackle when that anon sent in something about a psychic in 2014 saying that Harry’s wife would have escallop-lace pattern all over. Foreboding! LOL I am now almost 80% convinced Meg will escallop herself to hell with the wedding dress and be the Spencerest Spencer that ever was!
And of course, the Welsh leek as she’s marrying an offspring of the Prince of Wales. That’s not much of a choice. The leek is essentially Harry. Heh. Hah. Hahaha. Okay. William was a leek too, but at least his was girdled with his Order of the Garter belt and the word “leek” had no connotation with “leak”. Not to mention “layers”. I also love how Meghan’s “leek” has its roots clinically cut off. (Look at Kate’s leek… Boy that sounded naughty.) LOL. An infertile/spayed leek!
And funny detail: right underneath is the Commonwealth symbol. Y’know – where they’ll be banished and inflicted upon the poor unsuspecting subjects, thereby inspiring them onto the road of Republicanism.
Just for a breath of beautiful contrast, here’s Will and Kate’s Instrument of Consent >>>
No fuss. No muss. I appreciate this so, so, much more now. Personally, I also find the calligraphy on this one more clear and well-written.
Just look at the ridiculous medieval harking of the Harkle Instrument of Fuckery vs. this one. It’s like everything from their assembling the peasants to gawp at them, calling in minstrels to perform for them at a Medieval castle, Snatching babes from the arms of their mothers to be hugged by a nudie-actress… everything right down to their Instrument is like a joke 1960s Technicolor bright tights version the Monarchy. I’m just waiting on Robin Hood and his band of Merrie Men to pop up at the wedding now.
Thanks for sending this in. And thanks for the March analysis. That was spot on!
Queen Elizabeth II enjoyed day 3 of the Royal Windsor Horse Show. Her Majesty seemed delighted when her husband Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh arrived by car. May 11, 2018
In love.
I can’t even with them.
HM: *super excited* You’re walking so we can bang, right?
Sea Duke: Fuck sake woman.
Me, in the back seat, maybe drunk already IDK I plead the 5th: FUCK YEAH MA’AM GIT DAT ROYAL NAVY D!
She wants harry to be happy. Besides, Charles is the father and heir, he is the one that should worry and find out if a person is or not appropriate. I cannot and will not answer any other question related to this. The rest of asks containing this sort of inquiry will be deleted. Thank you!
Princess Elizabeth (Queen Elizabeth II) and her fiance Prince Philip arrive at the Caledonian Hotel to dine with the Duchess of Buccleuch before the Scottish Association of Girls’ Clubs ball, July 30, 1947
Princess Elizabeth (Queen Elizabeth II) and Prince Philip at one of her last public engagements before their wedding, launching the Cunard White Star liner Caronia. She told the crowds, “I am so that happy … my future husband is by my side”, which was greeted by resounding cheers! October 30, 1947
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II seen horseback riding outside Windsor Castle after news of the birth of her newest great grandson’s birth. April 23, 2018
Queen Elizabeth was spotted nodding along to a rendition of George Formby’s When I’m Cleaning Windows at a concert to celebrate her 92nd birthday. ll 22 April 2018
“Prince Charles is confirmed as the successor to The Queen as next Head of the Commonwealth.
It has been decided today that The Prince of Wales will take on the honorary position at the same time he eventually becomes King.
Two days earlier The Queen expressed her “sincere wish” for her son to one day succeed her.”
Princess Elizabeth (Queen Elizabeth II) and Prince Philip after her arrival at Luqa Aerodrome, Malta, for a short visit to celebrate their second wedding anniversary, November 1949
The Queen’s last remaining corgi, Willow, has died at the age of 14 following a cancer-related illness. According to the Daily Mail that Her Majesty has been hit ‘extremely hard’ by the death of her last remaining corgi. The death of Willow marks the end of an era as The Queen no longer owns any corgis. However, she does still have two dorgis, Vulcan and Candy, who are corgi-dachshund…
I immediately thought of @duchessofostergotlands and her love for dogs. This is such sad news.
It is sad but remember that the Queen wants to ensure that none of her current dogs survive her, so if they go before her, I think the Queen is happy. Then when the Queen goes, she knows she is not leaving any dog behind and she’s joining them, and her parents and sister. OMG. I’m so sad right now.
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