royal-confessions:

“Can Meghan keep her hands off Harry for just 5 minutes? I get they are in love and happy, and that’s great. But stop trying to distract people by acting all cute and instead focus on what’s really important: the charities you’re visiting and the people you’re meeting.“ – Submitted by Anonymous

When they are walking in the rain, Harry is holding the umbrella with his left hand, and Megs is holding on to said left hand. It looks awkward AF. And he looks miserable. And she looks up at him and strokes his hand. It’s remind me of Skips wedding in Jamaica where he was upset and she was trying to placate him. Same thing is happening in NZ.

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Maybe.

I love these photos of fragile grandmother royal. I wonder if she digs her nails in when she’s angry.

So, did the press all bail on the hot mess down under. What a disaster overall I would say. The worst is handing out leftover food. Why not buy them some or better yet bake some, LOL! What a clown she is. Is anyone really buying her BS. they smile and perform for the cameras and then you catch him looking miserable. She is awful. I knew it but every appearance confirms my instincts about her bat shit crazy. WOW. He is immature and needs help, seriously.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

That was a very Marie Antoinette moment.

healingdoesntcomequickly:

nerapalooza:

micdotcom:

Watch: The most wonderful moment of joy came when he entered a Nazi guard bungalow.

We are the last generation who can hear from these survivors directly. Do not take that lightly. Do not waste that opportunity. Do not forget your freedom isn’t infinitely guarenteed. And do not, do not, let it happen again.

Really truly, watch the video, reblog it. Teaching about the holocaust is so necessary for our generation before it slips under the rug and people forget about it.

It’s funny how choosing the tiara a royal bride wears at her wedding is one of those BRF secrets we don’t know about and here comes MM and just spills everything lol.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

No one loves the spotlight the way these two love the spotlight. They are true Kardashians who want to live their lives in full view of the public. I laugh whenever I remember that people were so worried about whether Meghan could endure “life in the fishbowl.” She loves the fishbowl! This has been her dream!!

The wasting money on 10K outfits and the wedding is amusing to me. They have spent over 50M dollars this year and haven’t even increased their net worth or portfolio. This is the kind of thing that Harry and a trash wife would do. Waste tens of millions with nothing to show for it. Expect more of the same. Harry has no idea how to manage finances. No investments what so ever.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I wonder if that’s why he’s so nervous. He has never been independent and now he’s splitting from his family and putting his entire life in the hands of someone he barely knows. 

The splitting of KP is interesting because I thought there was a time when Charles was trying to bring all the households together? I think it was 2016, there was talk of Charles integrating KP and CH and BP under the “slimmer” monarchy. Anyone remember this?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

This supposedly already happened. PC now controls Buckingham. That’s why the new book talks about him being “shadow king.”

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-41293484

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/royal-investigation-queen-s-top-aide-sir-christopher-geidt-ousted-in-palace-power-struggle-7bfs632z2

I promise never to say anything bad about you to anyone, ever, although I can’t promise not to roll my eyes, make finger-down-my-throat motions, or mime choking myself to death.

I agree never to reveal anything about your finances, except for all the money you owe me for movie tickets I purchased online for both of us, which you somehow forgot all about reimbursing me for, or brushed off by insisting, ‘I’ll get them next time.’

I will refuse to add devil horns, a disfiguring mustache, or a crudely drawn facial penis to any photo of you, unless I’m really bored at the office or whatever.

When a prospective employer of yours contacts me as a reference, I will never make a spit-take sound, inquire about mandatory drug testing, or congratulate said employer on ‘not believing the Internet.’

dailychrispine:

When you search the movie [The Outlaw King] on the internet, what keeps popping up: nude scene. If it were a female nude scene, it wouldn’t even be registering.

There’s certainly a double standard because no one would talk about it if it were a woman, and I would say… Why? Because are women expected to do it and men aren’t? And why aren’t men expected to do it, and why haven’t men done it before? Does it show vulnerability? Does it exhibit this vestigial, kind of puritanical shame over the human body and human intimacy? Yet violence and self-flagellation, self-hurt, hurting one another, we can do, because that’s what we’ve been taught culturally is okay? I don’t know, but it certainly seems to be an odd thing.

Honestly PC’s slimmer monarchy doesnt makes sense practically. When all the 70-80+ royals retire, who will carry out the Queen’s work? William and Harry are the only ones from the younger lot carrying out duties and they can’t take over everything. I think York girls will have to be included solely due to the work load at later years.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Very likely.

Anne, Andrew, Edward, and Sophie will still do engagements.

Why are the crowds waiting for them in New Zealand so small? it seems so quiet ever since they left Australia.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I love how the reporters are really trying to make the crowd seem big and loud.

https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/1056394031125671936

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1056396526862376962

And then there’s this:

Meghan has no clue what any of these events mean. It’s just one big press tour for her.

This split is great news for Meghan and the Cambridges, but it’s horrible news for Harry. William was his last line of defense before going down the rabbit hole that previous wayward spares fell down. Meghan doesn’t care because now she can do whatever she wants without being checked, she plans to bail in the near future and go full celeb post-divorce so she doesn’t care about any longterm consequences. I’m so happy that William is finally putting his own family first, instead of guarding H.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

True.

Submitted:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I agree that although Charles (and HM) are notoriously thrifty, there is no price too great to ultimately protect the monarchy itself.  Charles knows that the moment the RF are seen as “just celebrities,” their whole reason for existence (and taxpayer funding) goes out the window.  So it may cost him upfront, but it will be worth every penny in the long run to save the crown.  

I also suspect that he knows that by paying more for the separation now, he could be saving a lot in the long run.  The fame and money is her oxygen and as you’ve mentioned before, she won’t stay around long if she doesn’t have top billing and unlimited funds.  She didn’t sign up to do lunches with the garden club in a 8 year old dress.  

W&K will get the best staff, the more high profile events and goodies (as they should.)  The kids will continue to slowly get more exposure.  It’s amazing when I look back how much of this was already beginning to happen.  We were all noticing and commenting on it but just not sure if it was part of a larger plan.  I think now we can say for sure it was.  The more serious, heavy events for Will; the regal (yet sturdy) wardrobe and accessories for Kate (including the RFO, and Queen Alexandra’s necklace); holding the Cambridge kids back at H&M’s wedding, the photo of H&M virtually shunned outside of E’s wedding…

It’s incredible to me how much this could possibly mirror Edward’s “separation.“  “Go ahead, go live your fabulous celebrity life, but you have to do it away from us."  They may have allowed Harry to marry Meghan and given her the goodies to a point because they had no other choice (Harry played that R card very early with the statement) but they WILL not allow these two to sink the whole ship.  This is the crown slowly lowering these two in a lifeboat, and eventually they will cut that rope.  


Thanks for sending this in!

“She didn’t sign up to do lunches with the garden club in an 8 year old dress” is absolutely right. She actually tried to fit in right after the wedding, with the fug pink Givenchy and salad bowl hats and all that crap. It did not work for her and she knows it. 

Harry and Meghan want to be Brangelina and the brf has been through this before and they know how it ends. They’ll let Harry and Meghan do it, but they’ll make sure the main branch is protected.

I’m totally for this. William has been very clear that he did not want to be a celebrity, but Jason’s tabloid-friendly media strategy flirted with that status heavily (which is how they ended up with Meghan). I’m glad they are now backing away.

I think we’ll see even less “official” duties for Harry and Meghan after this tour. They will end up going full celeb.

Did you see this? dailymail. co. uk /news/ article – 6326691/ ROBERT-JOBSON-writes-Charles-earned-boys-respect. html They praise Meghan to high heaven and basically trash William with the help of Charles because the Author actually worked with him, his staff and friends on the book. I can’t believe that everyone is buying her crap.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I am not sure why you think this makes Harry and Meghan look good. Yes, each anecdote starts with a statement as to how fantastic Meghan is and how everyone loves her, but the substance is rather bitchy toward the Harkles.

They sucked up to Charles because he was paying for the wedding and were mean and snipy thoughout the event.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6326691/ROBERT-JOBSON-writes-Charles-earned-boys-respect.html

Then they backed out of appearing in PC’s documentary, even though Chuck basically saved her wedding.

And she showed up without a hat at Chester. I’m amused about the “did not realize” phrasing as Meghan was working with Sam Cohen at the time. Of course she realized.

what she is wearing (open coat and ankle boots) is absolutely fine, for a starbucks run, going to the movies, shopping, etc. not to represent one of the most formal families in the world. she just has no idea. H looks completely lost and miserable. it’s too late now, Harry!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Club Monaco merch! But at least she wore the Outland jeans, which is great.

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1056658974081273856

sea-dukes-assistant:

royal-confessions:

“I used to really dislike Camilla, mainly because I loved Diana and the public disliked Camilla. As I got older and learned more about both women (I was a child when Diana passed), I really feel for Camilla. I looked more into her and her charities and they’re the same sorts I would champion. I’ve warmed greatly to her in the past few years and she and Charles are adorable. (Charles though I still have issues with.)“ – Submitted by Anonymous

Personal growth is a wonderful thing.

norwegianroyalfamily:

“The bravery and courage Mette-Marit showed us, made a strong impression. We never considered denying Haakon the love we ourselves fought for for nearly nine years. And now Marius came into our lives. I went to the attic and found old toys.”

— Queen Sonja on accepting Mettte-Marit (and with her Marius) into the family

talkingtarot:

There’s a book coming out about PC, and there’s an article on the dailymail. Apparently, PH had a meltdown before his wedding. Can you do a reading on the meltdown. Thanks! I know you’re busy…

Just pulled the cards for this and this is what I got.

I think this stemmed from or was more so an argument (Letter/House).

Someone lied to the other (House/Clouds/Letter) and lots of misunderstandings in the convo.

I think Charles (Bear) was trying to help Harry out with something regarding the wedding and public perception (Cross/Bouquet) and Charles was confused on how to respond to him (Clouds/Bouquet). I feel like this is a conversation they’ve sort of had before (Bouquet) but was ignited because of the wedding.

Harry wasn’t taking responsibility for something (Clouds/Cross) and wanted his family to come to the rescue and save him (House/Cross). I think regarding the Thomas Markle and all the scandal leading up to the wedding (Lily/Garden/Cross/Bouquet).

Harry was acting like a spoilt child (Mountain/Child/Clover). He was upset he wasn’t getting his way. Harry stopped accepting his help at one point (Child/Clover) but was acting very needy (Moon/Man) for his father and family’s public help and acceptance. He wanted them to fight for him and Meghan more in the public and not leave her basically to hang and figure it out on her own like they did lol (Man/Clover/Garden/Mountain).

Charles wanted to help him a little bit (Heart/Bear) but Harry closed him out emotionally (Heart/Tower/Key) and was like “whatever”. I think Harry wanted more access to something and Charles said no (Tower/Key) which irritated Harry. Sort of like closing the door in his face type of deal (Key/Scythe).

I feel like this convo took place at night time or during a meeting or retreat somewhere before the wedding (Moon).

That’s all I got.