Her most Gloriously Gloating Instrument of Consent-anon was this day pleased to return to this most delightful document fuckery.
And lol, alack[!], I’m all gloated-out as those giddy adjective emotions were spent back in March. Thanks for remembering the submission though!
HOWEVER… there is always sweet, tickling fresh fuckery to be had in this low-rent affair. Now the Instrument of Consent has been finished off on vellum and – per the 11th of March – revealed to the public. And guess what? *delicious side-eye* The right side with Meg’s symbols do not disappoint. Want to have a nice and close looksee? -Yah? -Yah? Behold the Instrument of Fuckery in high-res glory! >>>
*childish squee of sheer delight*
Guys; she chose the Cali Poppy [!] and ripped the olive branch clean off the claws of the Bald Eagle from the Great Seal of the United States and made it hers! THOSE ARE HER AMERICAN ATTRIBUTES. I shit thee not.
For the rest, her transformation into the rightful Spencer/Windsor/Royal she was originally born to be is nearing completion. Oh this is so scrumptious I just can’t… But I will!
So, she copies the motherloving TUDOR ROSE! -Symbol of England (see Harry’s side: Tudor Rose: England, Thistle: Scotland, Shamrock: N.Ireland). -And does so with the remark that the rose is also the national flower of the Unites States. *descends into cascades of snorting* What in the name of freshly baked fuckery? A rose, A rose, is the national flower of the U.S. Not the freaking Tudor rose (which has an entirely different combination of flowers and history altogether)!
But sure, nice slight of hand there Megs. Your hustle is so epic, it transcends national emblems, symbols and history. Not even Kate went all out to appropriate the Tudorfrickinrose. And she was born an actual British subject. I mean… Yah.
Moving on: this probably gave her one heck of an orgasm – Harry’s Spencer Label with three escallops. I had a good cackle when that anon sent in something about a psychic in 2014 saying that Harry’s wife would have escallop-lace pattern all over. Foreboding! LOL I am now almost 80% convinced Meg will escallop herself to hell with the wedding dress and be the Spencerest Spencer that ever was!
And of course, the Welsh leek as she’s marrying an offspring of the Prince of Wales. That’s not much of a choice. The leek is essentially Harry. Heh. Hah. Hahaha. Okay. William was a leek too, but at least his was girdled with his Order of the Garter belt and the word “leek” had no connotation with “leak”. Not to mention “layers”. I also love how Meghan’s “leek” has its roots clinically cut off. (Look at Kate’s leek… Boy that sounded naughty.) LOL. An infertile/spayed leek!
And funny detail: right underneath is the Commonwealth symbol. Y’know – where they’ll be banished and inflicted upon the poor unsuspecting subjects, thereby inspiring them onto the road of Republicanism.
Just for a breath of beautiful contrast, here’s Will and Kate’s Instrument of Consent >>>
No fuss. No muss. I appreciate this so, so, much more now. Personally, I also find the calligraphy on this one more clear and well-written.
Just look at the ridiculous medieval harking of the Harkle Instrument of Fuckery vs. this one. It’s like everything from their assembling the peasants to gawp at them, calling in minstrels to perform for them at a Medieval castle, Snatching babes from the arms of their mothers to be hugged by a nudie-actress… everything right down to their Instrument is like a joke 1960s Technicolor bright tights version the Monarchy. I’m just waiting on Robin Hood and his band of Merrie Men to pop up at the wedding now.
Thanks for sending this in. And thanks for the March analysis. That was spot on!
“Deeply personal moment” for Meghan. OMG. Her dad was caught doing the same exact thing she’s done to Harry and Pippa. The only thing “deeply personal” about this is her terror that she’ll be exposed NEXT.
When you think of all the files they must have had on her and her family, and all the people who must have tried to talk him out of it…It boggles the mind.
However, I think these royal events are horrible choices for a rehab pr drive. They should go back to the small charities in Nottingham and Brighton and hug some minority kids.
Fleet Street already has their knives out. They’re ready to feast.
If I were Megs, I’d be hoping that something else is going to save her from the soon-to-be onslaught of all the things she thought couldn’t or wouldn’t be published. Releasing the menu ain’t going to stop it. Neither would a wedding.
“Flowers of white, cream and yellow fill the ceremony. St George is my bet on chapel he saw. The dress was all lace with long sleeves with dots in between two line of lace and shell-like shapes all over the dress. Her tiara was round. Her dress was very detailed lace all lace head to toe with scallops and not floral design it was unique with long lace sleeves and a dot with two lines on both sides at the end of the sleeves and not a very long train and veil overlapped train a good foot.” 2/?
Her boutique was just pure white roses and spurts of myrtle. He said she ha an awe-like aura and he felt her powerful presence. HE describe her as – brunette with medium length and dark eyes, shorter than him, fair complexion, small figures yet not too skinny. For him to have a detailed vision (which is rare for him) like it’s either going to happen soon like within the next five years and they’ll have 4 kids.“ Wonder how accurate this will end up being?
“Harassed” and “pursued” my bootie. They are such fucking hypocrites. Of course they knew that Tom was working with Coleman Rayner, just like they knew that Doria was working with them too. They are all calling the paps on themselves and then running to IPSO to complain. The question is, how long will the press let them get away with it?
And they threw everything they had at it–Sandringham, queen meets, baptism forum with Kate, Will kissing her. They’ve done everything they possibly can to make her popular.
I’m not. They’re Americans thinking that the British press will act like the American press. The American press has the first amendment and has far more leeway in what they can print, i.e. no IPSO. But the British press is vicious. They put things on the front page that the American press would never do.
Well, yes that’s true. However, a lot of people who are native to Africa have some immunity to it, such as anyone who has the sickle-cell trait. So people who have lived there for generations have some protection built into their immune system for it. That’s why not every African bit by a mosquito that carries it gets malaria.
Megs isn’t native to Africa. I don’t know what her genetics are–such as if she carries the sickle-cell trait–but I imagine that they’re going to take precautions just to be on the safe side.
So…she’s still Black. People do know that right? Being mixed race doesn’t remove the African descent. And people who aren’t born in Africa still carry the trait & some of the immunity. Welcome to Genetics 101.
I only mentioned Africa because it was relevant to this question and the previous question. Good grief. You can be of African descent and NOT have any of the immunity to malaria. You can be of non-African descent and have immunity to malaria. Happy now?
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