Well whenever her secrets (Oct) are revealed and let’s say for the sake of argument that it IS money laundering. It puts this cookbook and the whole fund raising/ charity in jeopardy. She’s still super shady AF but I’m going w/ the consistency of her bad karma. I hope I’m wrong for the sake of those poor people who lost soooo much but yeah, the odds are not in her favor. IMO

I’m not going to get my expectations up about October at this point. Money laundering is really hard to prove in newspaper articles, particularly since no one can order the royal books open for review, even after what happened with Air Miles Andy. 

So we’ll see…

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Whay do you think Meghan’s secret is?

No idea. Every time I think I know what stupid thing is going to happen next, I learn there’s more stuff. I thought her sex tape and more nudes were going to come out and cause trouble this summer, and instead it was her father. 

I’m also not sure that we’ll find out publicly. Perhaps it’s just Harry and the royal family who finds this thing out, and it’s not published at the time…?

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T, dude, even Naomi Tarot is stumped by that damned “MM Secret™”. This chick is seedy and it is seeping through like everybody’s cards. Everybody. Nai thinks it’s probably to do with something involving fertility and past actions affecting her fertility or something and apparently Meg’s worried about Harry/RF finding out. Giiiiiirl… The drama of this gal…. (This is the short Naomi YT reading about it btw: TAROT WHAT IS MEGHAN MARKLE’S SECRET)

talkingtarot:

Lmao. That’s why when you guys ask for what her secrets about its hard to know for sure because looking for her secrets is like going in a pot and looking for one specific piece of gold, there’s so many of them it’s hard to pin down.

MM is not meant to be a royal which is painful clear BUT I wouldn’t put it past Harry and Meg to try to”change the rules” on baby making for Royals lol so they could use a surrogate, use PR against “Royal Rules” on how it’s hard for a woman to have a child (which is true). Then another “War of the Traditions/protocol” will emerge making BRF the bad guy. Don’t underestimate this woman’s need to get what she wants even if she’s not maternal. Anon is right, she has nothing else. 👰+💎💷🛍👑👶=😍😈

The difference between having a surrogate carry her baby (because Megs can’t do it) and her merching & pr extravaganza is HUGE. Like, how would they hide it? Megs wouldn’t be pregnant and people would notice. Do you really think she would be able to gain that much weight to convince people she’s pregnant? She’s tiny. If she were truly pregnant, then it would be obvious. Then what are you going to do with the surrogate? Like, no one she knows would notice that she had a baby and doesn’t have it? Like, people wouldn’t possibly talk and then go to the tabloids? This would be a HUGE firestorm in the UK. 

The law looks pretty clear to me

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Look at that last line there: “Surrogacy contracts aren’t enforced by UK law, even if you’ve signed a deal with your surrogate and have paid for her expenses.” It is NOT a legally enforceable contract. Surrogate is legally able to keep the kid if she wants.

NO WAY would Charles or the Queen give the okay for this to be done. What do you think would happen if the surrogate mother decided she wanted to keep the baby? SCANDAL!! And one that would get maximum visibility.

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I don’t think MM was set up with PH for sex or was an escort. I actually believe the story of how they met – I just don’t believe there was anything remotely resembling a blind date setup. Your opinion?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I think there was (and likely there still is) a Soho House “dating list” somewhere and Meghan was a part of it. I doubt they called it “escorting” or anything like that, but it likely ended up being the same thing.

I don’t buy the blind date setup at all. Nina Crowne lifted the lid on that.

I’m sorry but if I was a reporter, I too would go with the train wreck…. why stay behind to follow a state visit where every second has been plan= safe.. when there’s a high tense ginger going bald and a Xanax popping actress trying to be hip. Please I would be carrying 🍿 🍺 in my backpack, probably making bets with my colleagues, and putting my camera on recording all the time. You know DM is probably sending a army to capture everything.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

That’s a good point!

Meghan will leave with little money if Harry takes the same lawyer as his father and his uncle is a certainty. Harry will publish the bills and deduct all the money Meghan spent on his financial compensation like Diana and Fergie. Knowing that Harry is 6th in line even less. If she gets £ 100,000 it’s already pretty good

talkingtarot:

Ikr. It’s going to suck when Meghan realizes that she will probably come out of this marriage with less money than she came in with.

This isn’t surprising. Megs doesn’t have anything to negotiate with. The only ally within the RF she currently has is Harry. Once he’s not on her side, she has no one within the royal family as an ally. 

She’s not going to give birth to a baby. She’s done a good job demonstrating she doesn’t respect the family or its protocols. She’s not popular within the UK. She has nothing for any lawyer to negotiate with considering the royal family holds all the cards in this situation.

It’s a very dumb situation she’s put herself in.

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anonymoushouseplantfan:

Meghan looks somehow tranquilized and wired at the same time. Talk about magic.


She’s zoned out and trying to compensate for it. I wonder why she hit the Xanax this time. Are we getting another daddy interview this weekend?

Probably. Didn’t he give a 9-hour interview to the Daily Mail back in early August? And they probably haven’t published everything he told them as of yet.

Guys, Harry can’t ring up MI5 and ask them to play bodyguard to his girlfriend. I doubt Charles can either. This is MI5, the equivalent to the FBI. Just take a moment and think this through. The most likely scenario is that the bodyguard was RPO while Harry was there, and the Canadian cops when he wasn’t. Let’s not put it past Wendell to exaggerate the story to make it look juicy. He is an actor after all, trying to promote his show.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I doubt it was Canadian cops. Wendell can tell a Canadian from a Brit.

Even if it was an RPO, it still means someone from the UK was shelling out money for Megsy to have that level of security, which she certainly did not merit.

KP alibi will be the security is “paid privately ” . It’s always like that. I don’t know for how long the BRF will do cover up for Harry and Meghan.Harry need to be spank hard hoping he will wake up that “not everything he wishes will be granted”

anonymoushouseplantfan:

They’ll likely try that, but is it believable?  I mean, look at the big picture. He flew an actress he’d just met to Botswana on a work trip, then he gave her royal security, then he flew to see her after an official tour, all in the space of a few months. He got away with A LOT. 

I’m beginning to wonder if this article will end up opening the door to more articles in Fleet Street exposing money shenanigans, particularly those by Megs and Harry. 

I don’t believe the Wendell MI5 story one bit. First, MI5 is for domestic counter intelligence & security. Why would they cover an American in Canada? They don’t even cover the royals in the UK! It’s like saying the FBI were protecting Harry in the UK. Wrong arm of security. Second, i can’t imagine Charles agreeing to pay for this. She probably had regular body guards like it was reported back then. This is Rachel. She likes security stories to make herself seem important.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Maybe, but I don’t think Wendell would mistake UK secret agents for Canadian private security. He’s an actor. He’s used to having security around.

Cui bono? That is, who benefits? Megsy does NOT benefit from this story. 

1) With all her clothes spending, she does not need stories circulating that she got more protection than Kate before Kate became engaged to William. And for an ENTIRE YEAR!

2) Megsy clearly cut Wendell off since he wasn’t at the wedding. More likely, he figures he has nothing to lose in telling stories about her when he worked with her on Suits. And he’s right, he doesn’t really have anything to lose. 

It’s not coincidence Wendell Pierce didn’t go to the wedding and now he’s spilling the tea. I suspect KP will issue a swift complaint to IPSO and the British press won’t pick up that article. But I’d LOVE IT if the daily mail did 😆

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I don’t see how they can bury it. It’s apparently an interview he did for Extra so there must be video out there somewhere. You don’t get more legitimate than first person recollection caught on video for a different publisher.

And what are they going to say? That they paid privately for Mi5 to follow Meghan around? Is that even possible? That a US actor mistook private security for Mi5? That’s pretty ridiculous.

Given the timing of this story, I’m beginning to wonder if anything else is just going to fall out of the cracks in the next two weeks. 

I don’t believe the MI5 story. Wrong arm of security agency. Even in the UK, MI5 don’t protect the royal family. I see Rachel’s hands all over this nonsense.

I don’t know if it was truly MI5, but I have no doubt the security was British. Like AHPF said, “As if a television actor would be impressed by American bodyguards. NBC has tons of them.” Wendell has been working in Hollywood for more than 20 years. He was in Waiting to Exhale with Whitney Houston. And that was back when Whitney was a superstar and hadn’t hit the decline that you saw in the 2000s. Wendell has been around long enough to figure out the difference between bodyguard employments. I have no doubt the security was British and not paid by NBC.

Bad day for MM Papa exposed her. This is going to stick too. Going to be hard to play herself as the great humanitarian when Papa has made it clear how cruel she was to him. Headline in UK tab INHUMANE. Think October is going to be even worse.

Well, I wasn’t surprised that another interview with Papa Markle was released this past weekend. This week overall is pretty unfavorable, including this upcoming Saturday and Sunday. 

I’m now wondering if there is going to be another round from Papa Markle given that there was an article about Doria moving to the UK to be closer to Megs.

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I haven’t gotten a chance to read all the recent coverage, but given this article yesterday, I’m now wondering if Papa Markle is going to hit back more with another interview round this weekend. At this point, I suspect the article about Doria moving was just being floated around to see what the reaction was before it actually happens. But I can see Papa Markle being pissed since he’s completely out in the cold at this point. 

I wonder if those rumors of Doria being a felon are true. If so, then it could Papa Markle who exposes it by talking about it to the Daily Mail or some other Fleet Street outlet. He could totally talk about it, and then the rest of Fleet Street would have to verify it with legal records. If she really is planning on moving to the UK–and jumping ahead of thousands of other people in the immigration line–then her having a criminal record would be a serious issue I’d imagine.

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EXCLUSIVE: ‘Stop blathering!’ Meghan Markle says she isn’t falling for her father’s ‘crocodile tears’ or moans that she’d be ‘better off if he were de

anonymoushouseplantfan:

The “friend” is talking again. The problem is not only her family won’t stfu.


Yep. This is not a good look either. They are all horrible people and the worst part is that they are all horrible IN THE SAME WAY and they don’t seem to realize it. You can tell that they are all related.

EXCLUSIVE: ‘Stop blathering!’ Meghan Markle says she isn’t falling for her father’s ‘crocodile tears’ or moans that she’d be ‘better off if he were de

I loved your analysis on if/when these 2 break-up. One thing that puzzles me is how far Megs got (a freaking marriage!) & how much she is getting away with (merching, embezzling from PC – allegedly). This to me indicates that there is an unseen variable(s) that is skewing all logical reasoning & all readings. Perhaps this is why many think she has something she’s holding over PH (or the BRF). It’s hard to believe it’s just all because he’s in love. But it could be that simple, occam’s razor…

Well, regarding the alleged embezzling, I think it’s good to keep in mind that not everything that CDAN publishes is accurate. There are always a lot of people in Hollywood submitting things to that site with various agendas. Those agendas are never held in check or verified by the publisher (CDAN) to ensure accuracy for the readers. There are a LOT of things submitted to that site that seem purely based on fan speculation or a pr rep needing to get a certain rumor out to benefit a certain pr agenda. I do not believe that everything published there should be taken as fact.

That said, I think what some people like to forget is that Harry got in this situation by not listening to what his family likely told him. Harry was dumb, lonely, and desperate to get married. So now he is. He could have waited to get married for another 6 months. If it’s the true love that Harry and Megs fans like to say it is, then there is no reason they couldn’t have had a wedding further down the road. Except they didn’t. And now it probably isn’t going to work out for a bunch of reasons including that Tweedledee and Tweedledum aren’t suitable for a long-term relationship. 

Prince Fuck-Up will do what he does best: fuck up.

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No, the ask that Tumblr ate was basically everyone seeing 1 marriage for Harry yet his venus is in virgo… Great breakdown, thanks! I think one thing that makes this even more intriguing is that the BRF are not acting like we thought they would/should. Megs should never have got this far, yet here we are. They just might be outplayed by Megs during the break-up & she could get away with claiming violence, a separation prior to divorce or the first British irreconcilable differences divorce!

Let’s always remember that Megs got this far because she had one particular person behind her: Harry. 

As long as Harry is behind her, then the palace will be behind her. Once he’s not, then she truly has problems that her pr games will not fix. She doesn’t have the money or the power to take on the palace in the press. 

She’s not Diana, and she never will be.

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Gosh darn it, I think Tumblr ate my ask. Or maybe you didn’t get to it yet. But anyway, I just commented on what you said about Harry’s venus being in virgo (I think that was it) like his dad’s, which indicates a failed marriage in their lifetime, and I was curious about that because many astrologers & tarot card readers said that they only see 1 marriage in Harry’s cards/life. What do you make of it? Perhaps he’ll never re-marry? Or this one will be annulled? Your thoughts?

Was it this one?


Does anything in their chart say when they would divorce/file annulment? And I agree with you on the oct. thing, a whole bunch of tarot readers have said that that’ll be a bad month for them



I just haven’t gotten around to that one yet, so I guess I’ll combine them since I just posted it above. 

But anyway…for me one of the significant things about this shit show is that Harry is in his Rahu-Ketu dasha. That is, he is running the time period of his karmic axis. Those two grahas are not actual planets/graha; they’re chaya graha (shadow planets). The results of a Rahu-Ketu or Ketu-Rahu dasha are said to be unpredictable because you’re susceptible to all sorts of karma from you current and previous lives that need to play out. One of the reasons I was convinced that Tweedledee and Tweedledum would not make it to the altar was a) due to the possible craziness of a Rahu-Ketu dasha, and b) because there is another European royal who was engaged to someone else during a Rahu-Ketu dasha, called off the wedding, ran off across the sea, met someone else, and has had a seemingly happy marriage with children ever since (not counting a planned move to Florida). 

So, Harry’s Rahu-Ketu dasha ends this October. Does that mean all of the crazy will go away? Doubtful. As long as Megs is around, Harry will be stuck with her crazy shit, which includes but is certainly not limited to her family. But it wouldn’t surprise me if a large portion of the crazy shit happens between now and then. It is–in a certain sense–his karma for this shit to happen. Doesn’t matter if he likes it or not. It is his karma–whether you see it as good, bad, or just karma. 

There is a reason why I wrote a long ass response to this question. And part of the reason for it is…have you seen the divorce requirements in the UK for England and Wales? They’re much more archaic than what exists in the US or specifically California, where Megs is from.

https://www.gov.uk/divorce

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ONE: “If you’ve been married at least a year.” These two suckers have to make it to their one-year anniversary if they want to get a divorce. 

TWO: There are five options listed on that government website on grounds for divorce. They are: 

  1. Adultery
  2. Unreasonable behavior
  3. Desertion
  4. Separated for more than 2 years
  5. Separated for at least 5 years

There is no “irreconcilable differences” as grounds for divorce like many Americans–including Megs–are used to. Not to mention I love the details listed in the elaboration.

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This probably won’t be an option for these nitwits because I don’t think this marriage is going to last that long. I love that there’s a time limit on the adultery as a rationale for divorce though. I don’t think such a thing exists in the US.

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Also not going to be a divorce option for them. Megs can’t pull the physical violence card or allude to it like it has been insinuated by her father. She has an RPO. She doesn’t spend all her time with Harry like her diehard fans like to imagine. It would be fucking tough to prove in court because the palace has all the pr and legal power. Same with verbal abuse. Drunkenness or drug-taking could apply equally to them both. Harry has more to lose with that accusation, but then there’s still the palace who would have an army of lawyers that Megs wouldn’t be able to handle. She wouldn’t have the cash to battle them in court. Just not going to happen. Just doesn’t seem like a possibility, even remotely that either of them could file for divorce with “unreasonable behavior” when you’re making kisses in front of photographers at polo games solely to change the conversation from whatever Papa Markle just said to Fleet Street.

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Also another unlikely option for these to to file for divorce. Just can’t see it happening.

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Ah, yes, legally separated for a few years and then divorced. This is the option the royals go with. Except, can you see the BRF wanting her around when Harry realizes he’s done with her and they have no children? Charles, Anne, and Andrew ALL had children when they divorced. Think of the current shit show going on now with Samantha and Papa Markle complaining about being cut off from Megs and disowned and stating that Megs could end up dead like Diana. It would be much, much worse if the Markles are talking to Fleet Street about how the BRF is mistreating Megs while a separation prior to a divorce happens. The Queen and the rest of the royal family will want to avoid THAT DISASTER. It would be way worse than what is currently going on now. Like, I can’t even imagine those pr disasters and problems. It would be Christmas for Fleet Street every single day of the week!

I think an annulment is a very likely possibility. We’re not in the end game yet, so hard to say for sure. But I think at some point in October, it will likely become obvious to those who aren’t Harry and Meghan fans what way this is going to go. 

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From those receipts you pull on the article, it seems she was telling Tom that they would be going to see him, prolonging the visit with Kane excuses but then he probably saw that she was never going to come through. That’s how we are seeing him giving interviews …. I’m still trying to decide the whole fake heart disaster, what she said to make him come up with that? Why did he agreed to go with it?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

There’s a lot of different ways one can read that timeline.

Notice that this is not the first time that the palace has tried to reach out to her family and leaked it to the Times. They told Nikka that both of Meghan’s parents would be there for the baptism and neither one showed up. They told the Times that Meghan’s parents would be in the UK two weeks before the wedding so they would have time to meet the royals. Tom never showed up and Doria showed up forty-eight hours before the wedding. 

This is going to end up the same way. 

is Groundhog Day,because 2 months ago,Katie Nicholl was saying the same thing ET”Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Expected to Visit Her Father in Mexico (Exclusive)’/’I hear one of the things they want to do sooner than later–and now that they’re married –is to go and see Thomas Markle,who is recovering from a heart operation,”Nicholl says.”We don’t know when this trip might happen…I’m hearing from people close to Meghan and Harry that they’re very keen to do it”

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Thanks for bringing that back. I’m getting confused about what happened when, so I tried to put all the Tom Markle articles in order. Boy, this soap opera went on and on. 

Like you said, they seemed to be planning a visit after the wedding.

https://www.etonline.com/meghan-markle-and-prince-harry-expected-to-visit-her-father-in-mexico-exclusive-102808

Now, that article came out on May 22nd, AFTER Tom had already talked to the press.

On May 19th Tom talked to TMZ about how much he loved the wedding, how he’d texted Meghan, and how all his relatives should “shut up.” He seemed to be expecting to see the newlyweds soon.

http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/19/thomas-markle-meghan-wedding-prince-harry/

Remember, he had been talking to TMZ throughout the whole wedding. In fact, the whole “heart operation” drama WAS BASED ON HIS CALLS TO TMZ before and after the supposed operation on May 15th and 16th.

http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/15/thomas-markle-meghan-heart-surgery-wedding/

http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/16/thomas-markle-meghan-surgery-heart-attack-stent/

Meghan seemed to confirm her father’s health issues on her official statement made on May 17th.

https://people.com/royals/meghan-markle-statement-father-not-attending-royal-wedding/

So everything was hunky dory in May even thought Thomas was talking to TMZ on an almost daily basis. No one at KP seemed to mind.

On May 22nd he called up TMZ again to explain why he was buying Frapuccinos after his heart operation and to say that he just wanted to be left alone.

http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/22/thomas-markle-followed-paparazzi-meghan-wedding/

On May 31st he called them again to explain that he never took money from Meghan.

http://www.tmz.com/2018/05/31/thomas-markle-never-asked-meghan-money-royal-wedding/

At this point he was just talking to TMZ to explain himself. He wasn’t saying anything about Meghan and Harry except that they had texted/spoken the day of the wedding.

On June 5th the DM got pics of him going to the barber looking pretty happy and relaxed.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5803695/Thomas-Markle-Sr-gets-haircut-shave-Rosarito-barbershop.html

Then on June 18th he went on Good Morning Britain and spoke about Harry’s opinions on Trump and Brexit. 

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/meghan-markles-father-breaks-silence-calls-staged-paparazzi-photos-a-mistake-1120830

This seems to be when the shit hit the fan. At that point KP was reportedly furious about being “blindsided.”

https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/worried-piers-morgan-told-palace-12733493

And Tom now feared he was “frozen out.” 

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6609375/thomas-markle-frozen-out-kensington-palace/

On July 3rd he supposedly “reconciled” with Tom Jr.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5913887/Meghan-Markles-father-estranged-half-brother-reunited-near-Mexican-border.html

On July 15th he did the “terrified” interview with The Sun.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6781106/thomas-markle-believes-meghan-markle-terrified-of-new-life/

And said that Tom Jr had “ambushed” him for a staged reconciliation two weeks before. Man, these people are so messed up.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6792716/meghan-markles-dad-thomas-orders-warring-family-to-stop-criticising-her-in-final-interview-as-he-desperately-tries-to-repair-relationship/

Then on July 18th Meghan’s “friend” told the DM that Tom had faked his heart attack.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5934735/Thomas-Markle-xlaimed-heart-surgery-excuse-pull-Meghans-wedding-source-says.html

Then on July 28th, Tom did the “better off dead” interview with the DM, mentioning Diana and explaining that the contact numbers he had for Meghan stopped working.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6002773/Thomas-Markle-says-Meghan-cut-life.html

Then on August 1st, Meghan’s friend told the DM the the reconciliation was “off the table” and that the royals were “not as upset as you would think.”

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6016101/Meghan-Markle-father-never-reconcile-friend-claims.html

Then on August 3rd, the Mirror found out that the palace was having “crisis” meetings over Thomas and mulling their options.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meghan-markles-dad-thomas-sparks-13012311

Then the Times and The Mirror got the leaks about the upcoming meeting.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/meghan-markle-is-unfazed-by-her-difficultdads-outbursts-wf8g35q8h

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meghan-markle-reunite-dad-secret-13034191

So, that’s where we are now. Wow, this has been quite the roller-coaster. 

Meghan’s going to go to the US to meet with her father. I guess they finally decided that she can’t dump him just yet (even though she wants to). Mark my words. She’ll meet with him and release each and every detail through “sources.” Then she’ll publicly blame him on the leaks. It gets her out of the mess she’s in currently and will give her ammunition to dump him for good.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Something weird is going on because why leak the meeting to everyone? It makes more sense to wait until you have a deal and then disclose the reconciliation.

I’m with you. She’s being forced into doing this, it’s not going to go well, and she’s preemptively leaking to position herself as the victim. We’re going to need extra popcorn for this one, guys. 

Meghan Markle and her father will never reconcile, friend claims

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Meghan’s “friend” is back on the DM smacking her dad around.

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Dude, this MESS just keeps on getting better and better! 

The Meg is too dumb to realize that she is just making this worse.

But, please, Meg, don’t come to your senses just now. Some of us are just going to watch you fuck this pr disaster up for an all-time best new royal disaster.

Fergie thanks you immensely.

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Meghan Markle and her father will never reconcile, friend claims

I’m thinking this whole shebang is the RF’s way of straightening Harry out. I mean, would there be questions as to why they let someone like Meghan into the fam? YES but then sympathy will chalk it out to them letting Harry follow his heart. Would they be accused of not checking out Meghan? YES but then again they were assured she was fit for the job. In the end this will all be Harry’s fault and people will be relieved he’s already far from being in line with the throne. (1)

anonymoushouseplantfan:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Post divorce, Harry will be so humiliated- the Dianna charm won’t work on either of them as well. Harry doesn’t have his mother’s squeaky clean image as a buffer and Meghan certainly doesn’t have one before she became a duchess nor is she building one right now (with all the expenses she’s accumulating and the family drama). He’ll become the laughingstock and the butt of jokes and it will be that even Charles and Camilla and the Yorks – not just the Cambridges – would benefit with this all. (2)


Very likely.

Sorry, I missed parts 3 and 4:

Many already believe he won’t have a successful post divorce life either. It’s either he finds a good and strong woman – and they won’t fall for him. Or he finds another Meghan – worse even – and the family won’t help him this time around. Not sure that William would help him either- he has this great focus on what is good for the crown and for the country. Harry has neither. They’d be cutting off the rotten branches for sure, something the RF hasn’t really done before. (3)

As for Meghan, she won’t have any post RF career, unlike Fergie who enjoys something. She may be determined, but she can only do so much if some rich gullible person spoils her. She has burned so many bridges that I highly doubt someone in the future would actually be willing to work with her publicly. I’m willing to bet that when she fails, the next time we’ll see her is as the armcandy of some embarrassing politico who is on the opposite spectrum of what she claims to be. (4)

I don’t understand this narrative that Tom Sr spilled Megs secrets. People (her sugars mostly) forget this man was silent throughout the Harkles “relationship” and HH didn’t meet him nor did they help him out the way they helped Doria during that time. And that is why Tom Sr is pissed off. And that is why he’s going crazy with staged pap pictures & interviews. He held is tongue & Meg abandoned him. That is how this shit show started

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep.

LOL @DM >> (“They said three options were currently on the table to deal with the ‘precarious’ situation: Meghan contacting her father directly, arranging for an intermediary to meet with him, or for the Duchess to ‘cut him off completely in the hope he will stop’.”) << Dude, the probem arose BECAUSE Meghan cut him off and GHOSTED her father COLD TURKEY! That's why he's singing like a canary now. What are they going to do? Cut him off even more? LOL How's that possible?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

They seem to think that as long as the guy doesn’t have access his stories aren’t marketable and I’m not sure they are right. Thomas has a garage full of pictures and tons of stories about Meghan’s childhood, career, and relationships that are legitimately newsworthy. Jessica Hay is still selling stories about Kate and she NEVER had access.

This will never end, no matter how much they ghost him.

The thing I don’t get is that what harm what it do if she just called her dad? Because if he didn’t leak it, it means he can be trusted and that relationship is back on track; but if he did leak it, it would mean the whole world would never listen to him again and that would give Meghan sympathy. It’s a win win situation practically

anonymoushouseplantfan:

As long as they don’t share any sensitive details it should be fine. Also, she could leak it first and tell Emily Andrews or Imo that she tried to explain why he couldn’t speak to the press and was careful not to share any private details and she did it with and aide, or whatever.

There are tons of ways to handle this. It’s just that she doesn’t want to talk to him. 

And her fans are all fully supportive saying that “no child should be forced to maintain contact” or whatever, but this is the brf. That’s what they don’t seem to understand. You can’t have a rogue family member out there making mischief and overshadowing your every engagement. 

And that’s what’s going to happen. Very time she steps out and talks about supporting young girls and women, Sam is going to pipe up and say that the fancy words obviously don’t apply to her own family. Every time she represents the brf at a diplomatic event her brother will bring up her State Department uncle who got her the embassy job and got ghosted too. It’s just going to go on and on.

Glad you posted that tarot reading link. She mentions the negative earth signs. Even though harry is a Virgo sun, he’s also a Taurus moon. Taurus can be a very neg earth sign. Add to that, he’s moon is within a couple of degrees of a fixed star named Algol. Can make for a very cunning person. Very Medusa like qualities.

She also did a previous one on Samantha Markle a few weeks ago, except the audio is terrible. You really have to turn it up and pay attention because you can hear random people talking.

I do think August, September, and October will be significant months though, as she mentions here. 

Palmer is a KP go to guy but he also likes to pretend he has some independence and so takes a bite out of them sometimes. He knows a lot more than we do about what is going on but probably not all especially the RF’s plan to handle this. It is an unpredictable situation because MM is so freaking crazy When the ugly divorce is over give Harry money, let him go off and do whatever it is he thinks he wants to do. He should not be a working royal. Imagine his next screwup ?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

The palace aides have supposedly had three high-level meetings on how to deal with the Markles. This gets crazier and crazier.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meghan-markles-dad-thomas-sparks-13012311

I know this is a bit random, but are you able to predict things with Vedic astrology? i remember you said something huge would happen close to the royal wedding date that would cause them to cancel or something like that. Though they did end up getting married there was major drama that had some people thinking it would get canceled. So i guess my real question is when do you think the shits going to hit the fan this time around?

Sorry for the late reply.

Well, I think August is going to be a shit show for a lot of people, not just Megsy. (I am including Trump and more of his shit continuing, but that’s not really a shocker.) It’s just not a favorable month for things. 

We’ve already seen her father, Tom Sr., take it to her via Fleet Street this summer, with increasing sharp words. He does not appear to be backing down. Nor does the palace seem well equipped to turn down the volume on this mess. So, I expect some more fuel for these flames to come out in August.

But if I had to go for a specific time frame in August, then I’d probably go for between August 10 and 23, particularly August 10 through 18

What that will be exactly…I don’t know if anyone will know for sure until it happens.

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So Papa basically calls her an ungrateful cold bitch and confirms the rumor Momma disappears when Megsy is 11. And Platell in the DM calls out the polo PDA for Holly woodposing and says MM is “one calculating woman”. Says in the stripper heels her legs look like polo mallets. Pretty rough language for a “royal” unprecedented. I think this is going to move much faster than some had anticipated. What do yo think?

That dude is pissed off. Megs always makes things harder for herself. Some of this might never have happened if she treated the people in her life better. Oh well…

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I think the tsunami of articles both from her and her family is to cover the quiet of the vacation period now. She needs constant coverage. She is now advertising for sponsors for the merch (Elle and People) and I am convinced her family is in on it with her. Make the RF look mean cold callous get her sympathy.

Oh, I DO NOT think her family is in on it. Megs would much, much, MUCH rather people be seeing her articles about her fashion and how she’s adjusting to royal life. This Daily Mail story is purely an attempt to put out the fires that her father is causing.

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At the very end of the story, the DM repeats what Papa Markle said much earlier: “I was silent for a full year.” That’s a man saying he knows how to be quiet. I suspect that given Megs has hit back in the UK tabs with the heart stuff is fake that Papa Markle is going to hit back with he was never invited to the wedding to begin with. It’s what many people suspected early on. 

And then we’ll be treated for another tit-for-tat between the Markles and Megs. It’s just going to go on and on and on. Meanwhile, Harry will eventually not get any press and start getting even more pissy about it. Such a lovely way to start a marriage…

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Oh. My. Gooood. The brother. He’s back, again. I mean… O_O ? (“Bombshell letter! Meghan’s Brother begs Queen: ‘Don’t Let My Sister Die like Diana!’) What the actual eff? It was so ridiculous I moaned aloud out of sheer exasperation and 2nd hand embarrassment reading it. Not since Trump taking office have I had to manually close my mouth. This is SUCH a freakshow it’s unreal. The Diana cosplay has officially reached new, demented, hights.

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https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2018/07/meghan-markle-brother-thomas-letter-queen-elizabeth-die-young-like-princess-diana/

It’s probably going to get even more demented. I mean, this isn’t going to stop tomorrow. 

My favorite part is this:

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You just can’t make up crazy like this.

Oh lord… shocked myself laughing out loud at your “Not Wihtout My Daughter” punchline. Pure gold HoB. Pure gold. Here’s to Tom Markle pulling a Sally Field. It’s also very ’90s, so riiight up the Markle alley. Here’s to an interesting summer.

It’s true though! It’s a full blown soap opera now, and it’s not going to stop tomorrow. I have no doubt this is going to go on until the beginning of September, at least.

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Do you think Meghan and Harry should respond to her family in some way? At first I thought people would eventually get tired of them since they haven’t had any contact with Meghan in many years and they can’t give any new info on her, but now Samantha might be on celebrity big brother and Thomas snr is threatening to fly to England to see her so and there doesn’t seem to be an end to what they’ll do for money.

duchessofostergotlands:

I honestly think that they have to do something but whatever they do will probably get a backlash. They could issue a statement but that could stoke the fires more. They could try to sit down with the Markle family and ask them what it would take for them to sign an NDA but if they don’t then the family would definitely sell it as a story that they tried to get them to sign an NDA. If they go a legal route then it again could create more attention or could backfire if they don’t win in some way. So yeah. I don’t know what I’d advise at this point but I don’t think they can let it continue as it is right now. 

The irony that Tom Sykes & Omid seem to miss is that Tom Sr only told us of this conversation with the Harkles AFTER Megs ghosted him. All through their “romance” and wedding, Tom Sr. was silent. And then he apologized for staging the pap pics. The man APOLOGIZED. And yet they gave him the cold shoulder. And in the meantime, Megs is racking up a humongous clothing/jewelry bill & calling herself a humanitarian. This is so absurd it brings to life the saying: ‘truth is stranger than fiction’.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, and he had to apologize through the press because they weren’t talking to him. That was the issue.

And they ghosted him AFTER there were a ton of leaks from the palace about how they didn’t blame him for the pictures and they were so concerned about his health and the were going to go see him in Mexico. I bet he thought everything was okay and he had been forgiven and then he realized they weren’t taking his call anymore. That’s when he decided to apologize through the press.

I can’t remember if it is a PR anon on Skippy that implied Pa Markle is part of Meghan’s strategy or a tarot reader. THe more I see the more it seems he is part of the strategy, as now he is putting her as a victim. Before the wedding in the end she got what she wanted it was a circus but the more I see her the more it seems she loves the circus, just like her family.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I think it was one of Skippy’s anons.

I doubt it’s a coordinated strategy, however. I feel like it’s more that her family knows her and they’ve been in this situations twice before. They know what she’s going to do. 

Tom Sykes is on a roll defending Megha’s decision to ghost her dad now.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/now-meghan-markless-dad-seeks-to-shame-her-as-well

Jezebel, however, seems to think that dad deserves another chance. 

https://jezebel.com/meghan-markle-s-dad-is-really-bumming-me-out-these-days-1827623578

And so do the local papers.

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/showbiz-tv/tragic-reason-meghan-markles-father-14910134

But I doubt that will happen if Thomas joins Celebrity Big Brother’s “eye of the storm” lineup. 

https://metro.co.uk/2018/07/16/celebrity-big-brother-theme-leak-heavily-hints-meghan-markles-father-thomas-joining-years-epic-line-7720057/

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anonymoushouseplantfan:

SHOTS FIRED!

You know it’s about to ‘go down’ when you’re actually slowly whispering “oh my goood”. Daddy’s got an in with the UK press now. It’s official. The Sun is his UK TMZ.

No response wringed from RoyalMeg or KP out of his Saturday & Sunday exclusives in The Sun, so now the old fox is shooting warning shots with a sharp loaded shotgun! LOL, good heavens. He’s basically going, ‘oh you thought this was embarrassing? Pick up the damned phone or I’ll show you embarrassment.’ He’s really much better at this media game than his daughter.

I mean…, “If I chose in a month, or couple of months, to go to En­g­land — I want to see my daughter. I’m thinking about it. I don’t care whether she is p***** off at me or not.”

And, “I still want to meet the Queen. If she’ll meet Donald Trump, why not me? (!OMG!) I’d like to be treated by the royal family like Meghan’s father. I should be regarded with the respect of any other father of the bride.”

Well you go daddy-o! LOL. Dear oh dear…

Here’s to him actually doing it. Can you imagine the brouhaha he’ll cause with Fleet Street chomping at the bit? The poor (literally and figuratively poor!) father, pictured outside of KP gates, not being let in, pouring his heart out to his darling daughter through the press in an attempt to reach her. Fearing she’s being held hostage in there; smothered into silence under a mountain of £€$£€$£€$ bespoke swag. DANG! Do it Thomas Markle Sr. Doooo iiiiiiit!


Thanks for sending this in. It’s turning into quite the soap opera. 

It would actually be a big chance for her. She could have a public reconciliation, introduce him to the Queen, and then leak that she’s now talking to him but being very careful about what she says because she knows he’s talking to the press. That would neutralize him.

But it sounds like she’s going to try ignoring him, which will just make him rant and rave. That’s going to look pretty funny when she decides she wants to do charity again and starts going on Heads Together events telling people that “we must all help” the mentally ill and families in crisis and there should be tons of support and no stigma.

The thing with doing it there own way is that they can’t blame anyone else for the screwups. I think that’s why the palace is letting them do this. They don’t want to be responsible for a couple of adult babies.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

They are going to get blamed anyway, by Tom Markle of all people. It’s hilarious because Richard Kay had insiders saying that the staff was desperately trying to get Meghan to make up with her family and she just refused to do so. Now they are getting blamed for it all.

Omid is dumb to defend Megs publicly. Tom Sr will clap back with receipts of how things were good up until just before the wedding. Omid should really stop listening to Megs and her lies. She’s already burned him, when will he learn? I can’t wait for the next Tom Sr interview.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Well, that’s what I don’t get about this sudden “toxic parenting” talk. Tom was supposedly a saint (amply documented in Meghan’s speeches, essays and social media) until early May 2018. 

Whatever Tom Sr does after this she completely deserves. To label him as a child abuser after saying what a great father he was is sick. And all because he didn’t fit into her brand so she kicked him to the curb. It’s her fault that he opened his mouth and I hope he keeps doing it too. I hope he gets mad enough that he tells us all about his precious daughter. How she uses people and throws them away like garbage. How shes been scheming everything. You reap what you sow Meghan. Go for it Tom Sr!

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Meghan’s a bitch for treating her father this way. My father was a raging alcoholic who didn’t do anything for me or my two sisters. From everything I’ve heard her father was wonderful to her and to treat him like that? Bitch.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, it’s interesting how they use the language of abuse, but her dad was apparently fantastic to her until the tabs started circling and he got no media guidance from KP.

So, basically now that Mio has stupidly set up a rationale that Megs needs to separate herself from her father, we can probably expect that Tom Sr. is going to come back with everything that he did for his daughter growing up and beyond. Attempted ghosting isn’t going to work this time. Shall we take bets on whether or not Tom Sr. is going to appear on Good Morning Britain? Whether or not Meg’s previous Instagram posts will appear?

Just sayin’…cause this girl gives Fleet Street a lot to work with…