When they are walking in the rain, Harry is holding the umbrella with his left hand, and Megs is holding on to said left hand. It looks awkward AF. And he looks miserable. And she looks up at him and strokes his hand. It’s remind me of Skips wedding in Jamaica where he was upset and she was trying to placate him. Same thing is happening in NZ.

keepingupwiththebananadrama:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Maybe.

I love these photos of fragile grandmother royal. I wonder if she digs her nails in when she’s angry.

So, did the press all bail on the hot mess down under. What a disaster overall I would say. The worst is handing out leftover food. Why not buy them some or better yet bake some, LOL! What a clown she is. Is anyone really buying her BS. they smile and perform for the cameras and then you catch him looking miserable. She is awful. I knew it but every appearance confirms my instincts about her bat shit crazy. WOW. He is immature and needs help, seriously.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

That was a very Marie Antoinette moment.

It will start in November I have heard that some changes will be made to tighten the screws in November. She has access to the KP Twitter feed and abuses this privilege. So cutting her off from that is imperative. I think they cannot tolerate anymore of this as now the governments of the countries visited were offended by things she did. That can’t continue.

Were they offended by her bellycupping? I imagine that they all were. I think her behavior makes it obvious that she and Harry aren’t going to get sent on another tour together.

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Fingers crossed that they give the Sussexes their own Twitter and Instagram accounts as soon as possible so we can watch them implode all the more easily. 

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Why are the crowds waiting for them in New Zealand so small? it seems so quiet ever since they left Australia.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I love how the reporters are really trying to make the crowd seem big and loud.

https://twitter.com/chrisshipitv/status/1056394031125671936

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1056396526862376962

And then there’s this:

Meghan has no clue what any of these events mean. It’s just one big press tour for her.

what she is wearing (open coat and ankle boots) is absolutely fine, for a starbucks run, going to the movies, shopping, etc. not to represent one of the most formal families in the world. she just has no idea. H looks completely lost and miserable. it’s too late now, Harry!

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Club Monaco merch! But at least she wore the Outland jeans, which is great.

https://twitter.com/byEmilyAndrews/status/1056658974081273856

Tonga sprayed an unspecified chemical on The Queen’s Canopy for the honeymooning conservationists piece of mind. Couldn’t she have stayed in Australia?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I’m dying because they don’t want to say Naled. it’s a highly controversial spray.

Yeah, it’s highly toxic and dangerous to pregnant women.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/royal-family/2018/10/27/tonga-cleared-rainforest-mosquitoes-ahead-duchess-sussexs-visit/

She is not wearing her engagement ring LOL. So funny the excuse was because she is pregnant, and yet she wore that wedding band and please she is not 9 months pregnant for her fingers to swell that much. Her stans are really crazy with all their excuses. Plus Kate never removed her engagement ring even 9 months in as far as I know. I have a feeling this is deliberate.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

She’s really not wearing it? LOL, I wonder if it has anything to do with Harry’s new fight with the security team. 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6314891/Prince-Harry-expected-demand-debrief-Meghans-security-scare.html

Yup, she’s really not wearing her engagement ring. I was a out to joke that her sugars will say it’s cos her fingers are pregnant swollen, but according to your anon they really are saying that! Loool! Then why is she still wearing her wedding ring? Lol. You know she’s not wearing to deliberately so we can all talk and speculate and keep her name in the the press. More PR antics. She’s very transparent.

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Yep, we’re going to now get articles about why it’s totally normal that she’s not wearing her engagement ring. 

Besides the occasional wardrobe mishap (tags anyone) this is the MOST boring tour EVER!!!! This is why MM PR-vomit isn’t working in her favor too much! Then we have Kate who literally has shown up a handful of times and we’re all like 🤗😄 Lol we’re all waiting for some big implosion of the tour and it’s basically random smelly farts, same ol same ol, hold hands, greet ppl, baby bump, no baby bump, rinse and repeat 😒

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Rebecca English has a couple of cute videos, but yes, it’s been a snooze fest.

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1055603278132723712

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1055601135317336064

https://twitter.com/RE_DailyMail/status/1055569265439490049

And this is a great Invictus story:

https://twitter.com/johnjdanks/status/1055028670815862784

https://wwos.nine.com.au/news/invictus-games-mark-ormrod-breastroke-gold/c81f2239-24c5-4424-a1e6-9e0fa586237e

Invictus has actually had a ton of inspiring moments. I wish they weren’t being overshadowed by Meghan and Harry’s clown show.

https://twitter.com/travelsonabike/status/1054042656488255488

https://www.invictusgames2018.org/latest/helicopter-triggers-emotional-scenes-at-wheelchair-tennis/

https://www.invictusgames2018.org/latest/helicopter-triggers-emotional-scenes-at-wheelchair-tennis/

https://twitter.com/ABCTV/status/1055406225221857282

https://twitter.com/RogerEston/status/1055591110167298048

We have only talked about Zika, but doesnt any of these places requires any vacine? If so, the irresposability started away before. Or would she have done it as soon as they married? I doubt. I remember a forum discussion if Kate would go to the Malaysia tour bc she would have to take medication and would probably be trying to get pregnant, but they went on tour and the pregnancy came after.

motherofbulldogs:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

I have no idea what the vaccine requirements are.

There is no vaccine for Zika anyways.

Lainey this am: ” This, to me, wasn’t a great choice. The material isn’t ideal, especially not now. It looks like scuba material, which isn’t soft, which bends at weird places, like around her shoulder and under her arms. Also? That bra issue again. Which was happening before she got pregnant. Visible bra lines shouldn’t happen when good styling is in play. Good styling is understanding which fabrics work with the body and how those fabrics will adjust and sit and fit.” 1/2

anonymoushouseplantfan:

2/2 —> she’s throwing JM under the bus!!! Yes!!! I knew for a fact that JM is NOT Lainey’s cup of tea but I wondering when she would finally throw the necessary shade at her for her crap styling. But then Lainey goes on to further bury her nose in MM’s asscrack by saying the tag hanging off her dress was a garment care tag & the company is to blame. I work in fashion. Never have I seen a care tag at the bottom seam of a dress. It’s usually attached via safety pin to the neck label TO BE SEEN!


I think they are throwing Self Portrait under the bus, which is weird because Kate has worn that brand for years and we’ve never seen a tag.

https://www.laineygossip.com/meghan-markle-prince-harry-visit-fiji-and-tonga-during-royal-tour/51156

Its not the first time we see nobody check her clothes, remember that coat cross/X sewing? Well, that time there was the excuse she was still not royal, but anyway she should take care of herself. It just made me realize, besides assistants, we haven’t heard of Harkles staff, remember when HM send ppl from her staff to W&K?

anonymoushouseplantfan:

anonymoushouseplantfan:

Samantha Cohen is still working for them, no?

I forgot to add a that the ONLY substance that has managed to seep through the belly-cupping, hand-holding, and family drama have been (i) the grants and scholarships from the Queen’s patronages, (ii) the Queen’s relationship with Fiji and Tonga, and (iii) the Queen’s message to the royal family of Tonga. I think that is because of Samantha Cohen.

Daily Mail

motherofbulldogs:

hunnymae:

How much has the Duchess of Sussex’s royal tour wardrobe cost so far?

By Unity Blott

Monday 15th October

Sydney: Walking in the gardens of Admiralty House

Just hours after announcing their baby news on Monday 15th October, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex were spotted walking in the gardens of Sydney’s Admiralty House

. Misha Nonoo black pleated Saturday skirt: £192.49

. Sarah Flint Jay pumps: £478

. Wolford Portland Turtleneck: £160

OUTFIT TOTAL: £850.49

Tuesday 16th October

Sydney: Taronga Zoo and Sydney Opera House

The couple kicked off their long list of engagements with a visit to Taronga Zoo before visiting Sydney Opera House. Tuesday also saw Meghan pay tribute to her late mother-in-law by wearing a pair of her butterfly earrings as well as one of her gold bangles

. Karen Gee ‘Blessed’ dress: £972

. Stuart Weitzman Legend High Heel Pumps: £360

. Martin Grant trench coat: £1,287

. Krewe ‘Gravier’ shades: £384.86

. Diana’s butterfly earrings and bangles: N/A

OUTFIT TOTAL: £3,003.86

Sydney: Afternoon reception at Admiralty House

Meghan flawlessly pulled off a costume change as she returned to Admiralty House for a reception hosted by the Governor-General, swapping her white shift dress for a khaki green pleated button-up shirt dress, her most expensive piece of the tour so far

. Brandon Maxwell dress: £1,728

. Dior Essence pumps in nude: £490

. Princess Diana’s butterfly earrings and gold bracelet: N/A

OUTFIT TOTAL: £2,218

Wednesday 17th October

New South Wales: Dubbo community BBQ, Victoria Park

The Duchess of Sussex paid homage to Australian fashion in a pair high rise jeans by local brand Outland as she arrived in Dubbo on Wednesday. Meghan, 37, covered the first hints of her baby bump in an oversized white shirt by Maison Kitsune, teamed with an oversized grey check blazer from her friend Serena William’s fashion range

. Outland Denim Harriet jean in Black: £140

. Maison Kitsune white button-down collar shirt: £40

. J. Crew Sadie ankle boots in suede: £178

. Boss oversized blazer by Serena Williams: £109.95

. Natalie Marie Precious Initial necklace: £272

. Pascale Monvoisin Cauri Nº2 necklace: £295

OUTFIT TOTAL: £1,034.95

Thursday 18th October

Melbourne: Government House

After an early start, Meghan started off the day at Melbourne’s Government House wearing an elegant ‘folded sail’ dress from Australian label Dion Lee. She teamed the navy number with a Martin Grant trench coat, which she later removed (pictured)

. Dion Lee Folded Sail dress: £703.23

. Gucci Sylvie chain bag: £1,510

. Manolo Blahnik BB navy stilettos: £556  

. Shaun Leane gold diamond cuff bangle: £995

. Martin Grant trench coat: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £3,764.23

Melbourne: South Melbourne Beach

After starting the day in a bussinesslike navy ensemble, Meghan later changed into flats to take a stroll along South Melbourne Beach. The shoes, from eco-friendly label Rothy’s, are made from recycled bottles once destined for landfill and cost £110

. Club Monaco dress: £325.26

. Rothy’s pumps: £110

. Martin Grant trench coat: As above

. Shaun Leane gold diamond cuff bangle: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £435.26

Friday 19th October

Sydney: Bondi Beach

Despite the damp and dreary conditions, Meghan looked radiant in a khaki maxi-dress from Melbourne-born designer Martin Grant’s 2019 Resort collection – teamed with Castaner espadrilles – as she touched down at Bondi Beach with Prince Harry

. Martin Grant pleated stripe long dress: £1,080

. Castaner canvas wedge espadrilles: £80  

. Adina Reyter teardrop pendant: £228

OUTFIT TOTAL: £1,388

Sydney: Macarthur Girls High School

The royal couple visited Macarthur Girls High School on the fourth day of their whistle-stop tour of Australia. She wore a blue colour block midi dress from British label Roksanda’s pre-AW18 collection, teamed with her trusty Stuart Weitzman pumps and a white gold bracelet from her favourite jewellery designer, Maison Birks

. Roksanda ‘Athena’ dress: £1,850

. Stuart Weitzman nude pumps: As above

. Maison Birks 18ct white gold flex wrap bracelet: £2,538

. Maison Birks topaz earrings: £498

OUTFIT TOTAL: £4,886

Saturday 20th October

Sydney: Opening the ANZAC War Memorial, Hyde Park

Harry and Meghan were greeted by adoring fans as they opened a new extension of the war memorial at Sydney’s Hyde Park in a surprise appearance. The couple arrived at Hyde Park with NSW Governor David Hurley, a former chief of the defence force

. Emilia Wickstead ‘Camilla’ wool crepe dress: About £1,595

. Philip Treacy OC 471 hat: Approx £780

. Tabitha Simmons ‘Millie’ shoes: £566.09  

OUTFIT TOTAL: £2,941

Sydney: Invictus Games Driving Challenge

Harry and Meghan traded their formal attire for casual looks as they took a boat across Sydney Harbour to Cockatoo Island for a special Invictus Games car challenge. The Duke and Duchess of Sussex took the private vessel from Admiralty House in Kirribilli where they were staying a guest of Governor General Sir Peter Cosgrove

. Altazzura ‘Acacia’ blazer in white: £1,180

. Mother ‘Looker’ skinny jeans in black: £159

. Tabitha Simmons ‘Millie’ shoes: As above  

. Illesteva ‘Palm Beach’ sunglasses: £182

. Invictus Games branded black shirt: Approx £21.89

OUTFIT TOTAL: £1,542.98

Sydney: Invictus Games Opening Ceremony

In a rare move, Meghan recycled a previously worn item when she joined Harry for the Invictus Games opening ceremony on Saturday night. She dug out a navy Stella McCartney cape dress first wore during the Queen’s birthday celebrations

. Stella McCartney cape-back ‘Cady’ sheath dress: £1,526.17

. Dior navy satin clutch: Approx £1,412.92

. Gillian Anderson x Winser London swing coat: £395

. Stuart Weitzman Legend High Heel Pumps: As above

. Birks cushion cut sapphire and diamond earrings: £12,021.53

OUTFIT TOTAL: £15,355.62

Sunday 21st October

Sydney: Lunch reception, The Pavilion Restaurant

Meghan opted for head-to-toe monochrome when she joined Prince Harry for an Invictus Games lunch with the Australian Prime Minister in Sydney. After skipping an earlier engagement due to exhaustion, she arrived by car to join her husband for a lunch hosted by the Australian Prime Minister at the city’s trendy Pavilion Restaurant

. L’Agence ‘Brea’ pinstriped linen and cotton-blend blazer: £510  

. Aquazzura Deneuve Bow Pumps in black: £490

. Orton ‘Avalon’ zip top crossbody bag: £171

. Outland Denim Harriet jean in Black: As above

. Wolford Portland Turtleneck: As above  

OUTFIT TOTAL: £1,171

Sydney: Elliott 7 Team racing

Following lunch on Sunday, the couple, who are expecting their first child together in Spring 2019, wrapped up in Invictus Games branded waterproof jackets as they headed out into Sydney Harbour to take in the action at a sailing event

. Veja perforated toe sneakers: £115

. Black jeans: As above

. Krewe ‘Gravier’ shades: As above

. Wolford Portland Turtleneck: As above  

. Invictus Games branded waterproof: Approx £87.45

OUTFIT TOTAL: £202.45

Monday 22nd October

Queensland: Arriving at Kingfisher Bay, Fraser Island

The Duchess channelled Pretty Woman in a casual polka dot dress from & Other Stories when she touched down on Fraser Island. The Duchess remained at the luxury resort where she and Harry were staying on the island for a much-needed rest

. & Other Stories Waist Knit Midi Dress: £89

. Sarah Flint ‘Grear’ sandals: £277

. Karen Walker ‘Northern Lights’ sunglasses: £221

OUTFIT TOTAL: £587

Queensland: Exploring Kingfisher Bay, Fraser Island

The Duchess of Sussex stepped out in one of her most daring ensembles yet when she sported a thigh-flashing dress on Fraser Island on Monday. Meghan, 37, wore the Reformation ‘Pineapple’ dress to explore the Australian tourist spot – where temperatures hit a balmy 24°C on Monday – with Prince Harry

. Reformation ‘Pineapple’ dress: £166.56

. Sarah Flint ‘Grear’ sandals: As above

. Karen Walker ‘Northern Lights’ sunglasses: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £166.56

Sydney: Garden party at Government House

. Jason Wu ruched-trim sleeveless crepe sheath day dress : £1,536

. Jimmy Choo black ‘J Box’ clutch: £750

. Aquazzura Deneuve Bow Pumps in powder pink: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £2,286

Tuesday 23rd October

Queensland: Leaving Hervey Bay Airport

The duchess, who is pregnant with her first child, boarded a Qantas jet on 23 October in an old linen shirt from J.Crew teamed with skinny jeans (pictured), before emerging on the other side in an elegant white dress from Australian label Zimmermann

. J. Crew linen shirt: £77.47

. Outland skinny jeans: As above

. Karen Walker sunglasses: As above

. Aquazzura DJ mules: £490

. Adina Reyter Pavé Teardrop Necklace: As above

. Pascale Monvoisin Cauri Nº2 Necklace: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL:  £567.47

Fiji: Arriving at at Nausori Airport

While on board the plane to Fiji, Meghan changed into an unusually demure white dress by Australian label Zimmermann (pictured), a label generally known for its statement prints and fabrics. She emerged at Nausori Airport looking glowing and refreshed

. Custom Zimmermann dress: Approx £600

. Stephen Jones hat: Approx £2,000

. Earrings: A gift from the Queen (N/A)

. Bracelet: A gift from the Prince of Wales (N/A)

. Tabitha Simmons ‘Millie’ shoes: As above

. Kayu Anna clutch bag: £173.52

OUTFIT TOTAL: £2,773.52

Fiji: Black tie reception at Grand Pacific Hotel

The Duchess of Sussex showed off her growing baby bump as she attended a lavish black tie reception with Prince Harry on the first day of their royal visit to Fiji on Tuesday 23 October. She wore a Ginkgo cape dress from SAFiYAA in ‘Fijian blue’ (pictured)

. SAFiYAA ‘Ginkgo’ cape dress: £1,095

. Diamond drop earrings: N/A (on loan)

. Manolo Blahnik BB navy stilettos: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £1,095

Wednesday 24 October

Fiji: University of the South Pacific; local market in Suva

Meghan beamed in a vibrant red gown on Wednesday morning as she walked hand-in-hand with Prince Harry to the University of the South Pacific in Suva (pictured), before visiting a local market. She paired the red number with Castaner espadrilles

Figue Frederica dress: £1,250

. Castaner canvas wedge espadrilles: As above    

. Shaun Leane ‘Serpent’ trace slim bracelet: £593

. Karen Walker ‘Temptation’ stud earrings: £175.08

. Hand woven cloth bag: Approx £20

OUTFIT TOTAL: £2,038.08

Thursday 25th October

Fiji: Departing Nadi Airport

The Duchess of Sussex started the day in a forest green Jason Wu design as she waved of her hosts at Nadi Airport in Fiji (pictured), before going on to change her outfit twice after touching down in Tonga. She teamed the dress with her Manolo Blahnik heels

. Jason Wu Collection fitted mid-length dress: Approx £2,229  

. Pippa Small Peepal leaf earrings: Approx £900

. Pippa Small ‘Oshna’ bangle: £115

. Pippa Small ‘Omeen’ bangle: £160

. Dior navy satin clutch: As above

. Manolo Blahnik BB navy stilettos: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £3,404

Tonga: Arriving at Fua’amotu Airport, Nuku’alofa

Meghan, 37, battled the elements as she and Harry disembarked the private jet at Fua’amotu Airport on Thursday in a £345 Self Portrait dress, teamed with Manolo Blahnik pumps. There was further embarrassment for the duchess as eagle-eyed royal watchers noticed the price tag was still hanging off her designer frock

. Self Portrait customised pleated floral gown: Approx £345

. Dior navy satin clutch: As above

. Manolo Blahnik BB navy stilettos: As above

OUTFIT TOTAL: £345

Tonga: Evening reception at the Royal Palace, Nuku’alofa

Meghan and Harry met the King of Tonga on Thursday evening for a glittering reception and dinner, formally kicking off the Fiji leg of the royal tour. The duchess stunned in a dress by Theia Couture, described as a ‘cap sleeve beaded silk satin column gown’

. Theia Couture column gown: Approx £800

. Givenchy satin clutch with jewellery clasp: £1,390  

. Birks ‘Snowflake Snowstorm’ diamond earrings in white gold: £7,137.36  

. Aquazzura Deneuve Bow Pumps in black: As above

. Princess Diana’s Aquamarine Ring: N/A

OUTFIT TOTAL: £9,327.36

TOTAL TO DATE: £61,383,83

@keepingupwiththebananadrama

I think the focus should be on the outfit total rather than include the jewelry.